Tuesday, February 10th 2009
Pony Parker Trots Through NYC On Her New Hooves!
That's it. We can all quit this bitch. We can spend the rest of the day sucking on sugar cubes and sipping on carrotinis while laying on a hay bed, because SJP has delivered us the joke. The joke laid down on her hooves and said, "Take me!" I mean, camel toe on a horsey?! Does she even go on the internets? I'm guessing the answer to that question is a loud, "Neeeeigh!!"
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that style of shoe has actually been around for some time, not only in asia but more recently the uk. vivienne westwood designed some very similar. i think *animal* was somewhere in the style name. i always thought they looked super cool & comfortable.
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Submitted by julli on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 3:23am.
She looks so tired, not so beautiful as usual
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She looks so tired, not so beautiful as usual
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I wouldn't wear these fuckers IF they gave them to me for "free".... YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 1:25am.
Cool boots! If you cross your legs you can hold a cigarette in them...or maybe a pen holder.
Or the reins?
Cool boots! If you cross your legs you can hold a cigarette in them...or maybe a pen holder.
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Those shoes are a hot fucking mess. But I like her...don't know why, but I do. I like that she's repping for all us non attractive girls and keeping it natural in Hollywood. Good for her!
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I like SJP, she doesn't cave to the plastic surgery cookie cutter face shit. That said, those shoes are way too funny. She must know the designer and wants to help her sell those suckers.
A well hooved mountain goat had to die for her to look this good.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 9:35pm.
I think she got these "shoes" for free.
She usu. gets a lot of stuff free because Carrie Bradshaw is a fashion icon.
no one likes margiela eh?
lol she isn't pulling off the look anyway.
Proof positive that you have too much money and have run out of shit to buy.
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Oh God, those look like Satan-boots. I hope this doesn't catch on. That sickens me.
I'm sorry, I just can't say it. It's too easy. It's like she WANTS us to mock her by wearing those fugly things.
Hope she doesn't throw a shoe on those cobblestones.
holy fucking fuck. this can't be real.
If you were called a pony/horse would you wear those boots?
OMG! I have those shoes!!!! And I call them my Camel -toe shoes! BABWBABAHAHAHAHWAAA!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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All she needs is camel toe to match her horsey footgear!
Nice hooves!
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Why is she considered a fashion icon again?
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LMFAO! Those are supremely fugly..just like the wearer.
Angel_i, you must include a pic of these shoes in your next vid.
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Those shoes--on THAT woman--is twenty kinds of hilarious!!! =))
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Those boots are as fug as her face!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Obviously these are NOT Jimmy Choos.
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I love shoes.
I own Pony heels. Ballet heels, but these frikken eyesores should never have been taken out of the box.
If you turn you head to the side, stick your tongue out slightly and squint, she isn't so bad looking after all.
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I like SJP but those shoes are f*cking hideous! Can't these people form any opinions of what style is on their own? If my stylist presented me with this and said "it's the hottest new shoe", I'd tell her to shove it up her ass.
I have waited since yesterday, when I first saw these pictures, for Michael K. to find them.
I am surprise he did not explode from his own laughter to see his very favorite pony... out prancing around NYC... showing off the new shoes her farrier nailed on her hooves.
I'd make her wear those if I were her stylist.
dear gawd, pony has on hooves....this shit writes itself...
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Oh my!!! BWAAHHAAHAAHAAHAAAA!!!!
Those shoes make you look and feel like a goat I take it. Man, some boots and shoes are so ugly, I'm not sure why these celebutards drop $1000 for a pair of ugly ass boots. That's why you buy a pair of cheap (sometimes) Steve Maddens and be comfy and look slick at the same time!
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clip clop
clip clop
off she goes to the has-been shop
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I like camel toe as much as the next guy, but Horse toe? Ewww.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:29pm.
Looks like she's miming "talk to the hoof".
Gawd, I wonder if she knows the joke is on her.
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I think she is fully aware of it and is trying to be smart ass by using the whole "if you can't beat 'em join 'em " thing.
It's very wrong of her.
UGH ! Another slave to fashion trends, Pitt and Jude Law are just as bad........
and don't get me started on Posh and Becks.
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Those things put the fug in fug. Jesus Jitterbuggin Christ, some idiots will wear ANYTHING as long as it's got the right name on the label.
Not only do they look cheap & unattractive, they look uncomfortable too...just like SJP.
he he.. she does have a sense of humor got to give her that.
ODG, those horse boots are hideous.
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She's flat and that's that!
Seriously, someone needs to take those boots off her and slap her with them. Never ever wear those out in public again!
Did she really walk into a store look at those shoes and go "oooh, those are cute, must have them!" WTF, does she not have anyone in her life that will tell her that she is wearing a camel toe as f-ing shoe?! A walking joke, literally.
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those shoes are disturbing
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OH MY. Those are hideous!
File this FUG under Uggs and furry boots.....horrendous.