Pony Parker Trots Through NYC On Her New Hooves!
That's it. We can all quit this bitch. We can spend the rest of the day sucking on sugar cubes and sipping on carrotinis while laying on a hay bed, because SJP has delivered us the joke. The joke laid down on her hooves and said, "Take me!" I mean, camel toe on a horsey?! Does she even go on the internets? I'm guessing the answer to that question is a loud, "Neeeeigh!!"