Brangelina's Little Deities Are Noisy
While Saint Angie and Brad Pitt were out spreading their holiness after the BAFTAs in London the other night, their child army was back at their hotel wreaking havoc in the hallways. The Sun says Brangie booked most of the seventh floor at The Dorchester Hotel. Most of the floor, but there were still other guests trying to drift into dreamland, but couldn't because the little deities were playing all loud-like.
One guest who complained to hotel about it said, "They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour. Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through. But she had her hands full with the four of them.”
The whiny hotel guest did it all wrong. I would've busted out in the hallway and screamed, "Shut the fuck up! Santa Claus doesn't exist. The tooth fairy is a crackhead. And Glenn Close boiled the Easter Bunny in Fatal Attraction. Now go cry about that shit in the bathroom so I can get some damn sleep!" Easy as that.
And the guest who complained about the holy children just earned a spot behind me on the motorboat to Hell. Banished by Angie!
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@ Chimp
I find it LAUGHABLE that you feel the need to criticize people for doing the very thing you are doing. You go from one brangelina tread to another critizing people who critize them. You copy and paste other people's comments just to show them how stupid they are for their hatred. WTF? This is where people make fun of all celebrities, not just brangelina. Go on other post and you will see that. The same kind of comments you see here, you will see on all the others.
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Submitted by K2 on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 7:39am.
You're absolutely right! What 3 or 4 year old wants to wear those crappy colors? I'm lucky enough to get mine out of her pink sundress in the middle of winter! Kids love to pick out their own clothes at this age. Poor shiloh sportin' a black wool coat, and I didn't even realize Knox was wearing a gray sweater too. Jolie has them all dressing like her! Atleast Maddox and Brad have jeans on. Weren't they on the flight for 10+ hours? I'd understand if the kids were wearing pajamas but not decked out in coordinating colors! THIS screams photo op which is why I can't stomach these two assholes!!!
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do you know what's a LOON people like you who devote your lives to HATING them... write enraged essays about how their lives suck. and spew shit on people like me who made some silly comment that oh my god, didn't hate on them and was merely taking the piss out of random people.
you can call me a loon, just because i don't lean on your side of the fence. i don't give a shit about either of them, but find it so laughable how you lot HATE them so much. the people who love brange on JJ are just AS laughable as you devoted haters.
I only brought up MAN, because some other hater like you thinks everything Pretensiouslina does implicates Maniston in some way. I was taking the Mickey... but you've obviously lost the plot with such intense hatred. you are just as much of a LOON as you claim those asshole on JJ to be. just the other side of the coin.
lighten up asshole. they're just celebrities. no need to pull your hair out over them. care about something more constructive, and just laugh at this shit? is that so hard??
The picture above is sad. The kids have to be forced to wear color-coordinated getups to look good for the paparazzi? As if all kids that age can't wait to put on their gray/black/brown and khaki/beige clothes?? Puhleeez!)
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You're absolutely right! What 3 or 4 year old wants to wear those crappy colors? I'm lucky enough to get mine out of her pink sundress in the middle of winter! Kids love to pick out their own clothes at this age. Poor shiloh sportin' a black wool coat, and I didn't even realize Knox was wearing a gray sweater too. Jolie has them all dressing like her! Atleast Maddox and Brad have jeans on. Weren't they on the flight for 10+ hours? I'd understand if the kids were wearing pajamas but not decked out in coordinating colors! THIS screams photo op which is why I can't stomach these two assholes!!!
I'm her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called' celebmingle.com ' we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.
One nanny?! When you have four outta control kidlets running rampant all over you KNOW you have too damn many kids. I'm no fan of Brangelina, all parents deserve a night out, but it's obvious the Pitts need to slow the fuck down and teach their children some discipline so the public doesn't have to!
(The picture above is sad. The kids have to be forced to wear color-coordinated getups to look good for the paparazzi? As if all kids that age can't wait to put on their gray/black/brown and khaki/beige clothes?? Puhleeez!)
Jebus Chlist... I saw LOVE ANGELINA and I almost shit my pants. Surrsly.
Hilarious post, MK.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:10pm.
Nope. I was one of six children and we were never allowed to roam the halls of any motel we stayed in, or any indoor venue for that matter. We'd been told that it was grounds for exile and we just never questioned it.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 8:08pm.
Right back atcha! Have a good evening snowy!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 8:04pm.
SmOOches snowy! James Haven is rarely here this early in the evening but has the night off since the big debacle. Sir Tommy called James Haven to tell him the story hit dlisted! As you know, Sir Tommy frequently visits dlisted and James Haven suspects that he even posts here!
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OMG James Haven !!! IN THA HIZZOUSE!! is this what goes on after 5? I'm missing out...
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
James Haven was the one watching those crazy kids on the night in question! It was all Brad's fault for filling them up with sugar before he left. He always does crap like that! James Haven warned Brad that one more Twinkie would put the new kid over the edge! But did he listen?
The Consierge chap grabbed James Haven by the back of his neck and threatened to toss him off the balconey if he didn't take those crazy kids and put them in bed.
James Haven warned him to unhand James Haven or else he would be visited by Dr. Dre and his posse and that is something that he wouldn't want!
It wasn't over after that! Some woman came out of her room and hit James Haven with a bible! She told James Haven that if he didn't shut those kids up she was going to personally shove the book of Job down his throat! James Haven is telling you bitches it was one crazy scene! James Haven sent an SOS to Angie but she refused to return his call. Finally Angie arrived home but it was not before every guest on the floor had either, thrown water, hit or tripped James Haven! James Haven even required a stitch over his left eye. Angie wouldn't take James Haven to the hospital. She made the housekeeper stitch James Haven up.
The rioting went on for a full two hours. Mad was so out of control James Haven finally had to taser his ass.
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Ugh. I can't stand being someplace where people are just letting their children run around like animals. Especially when I'm in Walmart. People have their kids running around like it's a fucking play ground. If you can't control them, leave their asses home. I look at those parents and just shake my damn head. Too many ppl live by that 'kids will be kids' crap. That is probably why there are so many spoiled, out of control brats in the world.
What parents would think it is OK to have their children running up and down a hallway? Do they not have home training? You train kids when they are young, so when they are old you won't have to worry about out of control kids. Do they not have proper supervision? The nanny shouldn't have let them out the room. That hotel room is probably bigger than most people's houses.
I would have been put in my place if I went out in public acting like a fool. Even at a young age, that kind of behavior was NEVER tolerated. But, my parents knew how to be parents and weren't afraid to be parents.
Bad children=Bad parenting. Especially at that age.
Btw, I thought they didn't have nannies. I am sure they are giving them hell right about now.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:37pm.
@whoever:
Ok, but the only thing - and M.E. would know it, is that MsLewis will often come here - from JJ - to beat down a bitch about Brangelina. Or say something nasty about us JenHens. It's true M.E. was short with her today but mslewis is a big girl - she can fight her own battles, I'm sure, if she wanted to...I can't be POSITIVE but I'm pretty sure M.E. wasn't about to keep her from posting after that...she just snapped at a loon is all. She got told - and that's that, right?
PS@M.E. -I din't realize you were still here - I'm just being all reaction over here as I catch up:)
I do realize that you also can fight your own battles if you choose to...
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People are getting all butt hurt up in this thread today! DAMN! LOL
well since you started... you need to douche your asshole real good cause you obviously have something jammed way up there.
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what are you saying?? I couldn't understand you with that dick in your mouth. Don't you know it's not polite to talk with your mouth full?!
p.s. can't you loons ever leave jen out of it? this is a "jolie's kids are terrors" thread? fuck.
Submitted by nebajnim on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:28pm.
The story is a fake: according to Angie, her and Brad take care of the kids and don't have a nanny
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Yeah well she also said she would never sleep with a married man. WHATEVER.
By the way, the kids were no where to be found on the red carpet(alongside jolie and pitt).... so who the f*ck was watching them if they have NO nannies? And were the twins out in the hall playing too or were they inside with the other NON EXISTANT nannies?! delusional.
Brangelina would rather work all the time than parent those kids, so no wonder.
You know what kids act like this? Kids whose parents let them do whatever they want to do AND parents who don't respect other people.
My mom didn't put up with this. There was inside playing and outside playing. Outside playing was running around. Inside playing was primarily with toys.
It's obvious that someone doesn't care about the feelings of others.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by Chimp on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:02pm.
OMG LIKE BRANGELINA SUCK... they must have let the kids run in the corridor like that so they could cause heavy vibrations which would disseminate across the Atlantic and finally cause terrestrial convulsions in Malibu to ruin Maniston's birthday party
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I think Chimp needs to suck a dick too. Don't forget to swallow..... the purple drink first.
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wow, so getting snarked at for being sarcastic, and making a totally irrelevant comment not directed at anyone?? ... so either say extreme anti-brange stuff or die die die? is that how it is here? i thought dlisted was about making fun of people?? just as you make fun of ppl who love brange, and i would too, i can also make fun of ppl who hate them blindly... like someone who said Angelina went to the baftas to show maniston up cause it was Manistons birthday or some stupid shit like that.
well since you started... you need to douche your asshole real good cause you obviously have something jammed way up there.
I knew these kids were brats, I just fucking knew it. Brats who are going to turn into adult assholes because their parents care more about famewhoring than parenting.
And MK's line is perfect for the next time I hear undiciplined bratlings running around in hotels when I'm trying to get some well-deserved sleep.
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@whoever:
Ok, but the only thing - and M.E. would know it, is that MsLewis will often come here - from JJ - to beat down a bitch about Brangelina. Or say something nasty about us JenHens. It's true M.E. was short with her today but mslewis is a big girl - she can fight her own battles, I'm sure, if she wanted to...I can't be POSITIVE but I'm pretty sure M.E. wasn't about to keep her from posting after that...she just snapped at a loon is all. She got told - and that's that, right?
PS@M.E. -I din't realize you were still here - I'm just being all reaction over here as I catch up:)
I do realize that you also can fight your own battles if you choose to...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
suze - have you READ Dlisted before now? We fight like this all the time! You think "go suck a dick" is the worst thing anyone's ever said to anyone on this site? No fucking way! And we're not shouting someone down or ganging up on anyone, I find the views of mslewis to be regularly offensive so I will tell her so if and when I please got that? Mslewis has every right to say what she wants here (within reason), and I and anyone else has every right to tell her to go fuck herself if they feel it necessary. And honey, this site is all about humour babe, if you can't see the tongue in the cheek in a lot of things we say you clearly need to take the stick outta your ass (and the dick out of your mouth if necessary). Certain people fuck certain other people off so they say so. Other people fuck others off so they say so. If you can't take the heat stay out of the fucking kitchen girlfriend.
And nebajnim - yeah right Ange and Brad don't have nannies, fucking LMAO. Love your naivety!
Submitted by nebajnim on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:28pm.
The story is a fake: according to Angie, her and Brad take care of the kids and don't have a nanny
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And we believe what celebrities say because?????????????
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:16pm.
It will be hard to give mine as much attention when I know I will have to work as well.
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And the only thing I would caution is to be aware of that. That you might have different struggles with them for your situation. You might see behaviours that will shock you. I don't mean you should allow them, just not automatically become angry about them or think that they're "bad" - they just need some different kinds of parenting than you got to help them through it...
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The story is a fake: according to Angie, her and Brad take care of the kids and don't have a nanny.
That is how I pictured those kids screaming and out of control.
Submitted by Chimp on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:02pm.
OMG LIKE BRANGELINA SUCK... they must have let the kids run in the corridor like that so they could cause heavy vibrations which would disseminate across the Atlantic and finally cause terrestrial convulsions in Malibu to ruin Maniston's birthday party
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I think Chimp needs to suck a dick too. Don't forget to swallow..... the purple drink first.
Submitted by suze on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:16pm.
Well, I don't know who this mslewis is, but this isn't about whether someone likes one celeb or another. This is about the right of anyone to be able to write what they want without being told to leave this site and eat a dick.
It's a comment site and the best part is you can get as snarky as you want about the topic. But when something someone says gets personal comments - it's bullying.
I would have said the same thing to mslewis if he/she would have told ME to *go bakc to JJ and Eat a dick*.
I suggest if you don't like what someone has to say about a celeb - ignore it.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:24pm.
Funny how they are so concerned about their family's protection that they must fly on a private jet yet they step out for the evening and the nannie lets them run around unprotected.
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lol i bet they had bodyguards at both ends of the corridor blocking the kids... ahhaha.
Kids have the right to be kids. Kids do not, however, have the right to infringe on the rights of others, especially in enviornments that are NOT kid friendly. CHuck-ee-cheese? Scream away hellion children. A hotel, that isn't Disney based? Hell fucking no. There is a restraunt in town that refused to allow Children in. I am Soooo okay with that. I'm tired of parents dragging their children to inappropriate events like adult movies (saw toddlers in Gran Torino) restuarants and the like and make us endure them. I don't take my children to non-kid friendly places. We get a sitter, or we stay at home. Its no different that octopussy--selfish assholes who think they can do as they damn well please and fuck everyone else.
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Glitterkitty, is there an article or link that has these charities on record saying brangelina never gave them the money they promised? I don't doubt you, I believe that, but I'm curious now to see this! Nothing better then the proof of what assholes these two are!
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Funny how they are so concerned about their family's protection that they must fly on a private jet yet they step out for the evening and the nannie lets them run around unprotected.
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I'm thinking Suze needs an extra order of dick and purple drank!!
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:07pm.
For the last time - it's not the fucking ps and fucking qs - okay?
For fuckssake - talk about gang mentality in this place.
I can't believe you want to shout a bitch down just cuz you don't agree with what they say.
Good luck living your life that way, honey.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Oh and with the pizza bit I meant: all the time. My kids eat pizza at times. You know what I mean..
misslewis. So what if the story is from the Sun. The reputation it has it that it actually checks stories as it doesn't want to be sued. Doesn't Saint Ange let her kids play with knives? So is it that hard to believe they run riot in a hotel room? Wasn't there a story that they let the kids eat pizza etc and make all their own decisions? Anyway, yes kids play up but in a hallway? And oh.. Was that the word nannies we heard? Say it ain't so!
I am not a Jen Aniston fan but face it JJ losers, she has had a number 1 film and the new one will do well (I am talking recently) she gets the money in as a film star even though they are rom coms. Ange? She does 'hysterical' well but as a review here in England said: Is so limited as an actress that the only emotion she can do is being upset. And even that looks fake.
Brangeloonies are sad people. With their: Bless the Jolie-Pitts. They are two actors. They adopt kids. Big deal! If they really wanted to help, they'd support an orphanage and save 100 kids in stead of 1. If they were so holy, they would have paid the money they got for Shiloh, to the charitees they promised it to (who went on record to say they didn't).
I don't get the hate for Jennifer. Because she dared being married to Brad Pitt? And when Angelina came in and stated sleeping with her husband, she was somewhat upset?
Christ.. your logic really is pretty screwed.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:32pm.
Wow.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Nah Suze that ain't how we roll on Dlisted. If we see that someone needs to go suck a dick we tell them go suck a dick, its a public service. I'm sure you can find a gossip site where the posters all mind their p's and q's and say "thanks awfully" and "would you mind terribly" to each other, but this here ain't it. We call a dick a dick here, and if you don't like it I believe Just Jared may be looking for people... just beware of JILL and Cliniqua, you'll hear much worse out of their mouths than you'll ever here outta ours!
OMG LIKE BRANGELINA SUCK... they must have let the kids run in the corridor like that so they could cause heavy vibrations which would disseminate across the Atlantic and finally cause terrestrial convulsions in Malibu to ruin Maniston's birthday party!!!!
Yep, that's it brangelina, keep making Rick and Kathy Hilton look good compared to you as parents! Seriously there's a difference between kids running around a Dr's office out of bordem vs the hallways of a hotel! My brother and I never pulled shit like that on family vacations!
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Yep, that's it brangelina, keep making Rick and Kathy Hilton look good compared to you as parents! Seriously there's a difference between kids running around a Dr's office out of bordem vs the hallways of a hotel! My brother and I never pulled shit like that on family vacations!
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WOW who would of thought, I was under the impression they walked on clouds, I refuse to believe anything negative about these beautiful angels. I mean they are made from the stuff of saints, ya know?
*barfs uncontrollably*
Haha, maybe the purple drank will help you swallow the dick you need to eat!! Hate it when someone comes here and tries to tell us how to mingle.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:18pm.
*adds vodka*
Thanks.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
suze on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:13pm
So, were you around for the LOVE ANGELINA and/or JenFraud days?
They are pretty much solely the reason we do not embrace Loonanese speak. The abject posting filled with shit covered unfiltered worship that reeks of JJ Loon stank is not fun.
We don't drink h8erade here, we just drink The Purple Drank and call it a day.
*offers suze some Purple Drank*
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:16pm.
Well, I don't know who this mslewis is, but this isn't about whether someone likes one celeb or another. This is about the right of anyone to be able to write what they want without being told to leave this site and eat a dick.
It's a comment site and the best part is you can get as snarky as you want about the topic. But when something someone says gets personal comments - it's bullying.
I would have said the same thing to mslewis if he/she would have told ME to *go bakc to JJ and Eat a dick*.
I suggest if you don't like what someone has to say about a celeb - ignore it.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.