Not The Tenhead!
I might have to go watch the trampoline foxes a million more times after hitting "publish" on this post, because this shit is making my forehead weep. A source who saw the photos of Alien Princess RiRi after she got a midnight beatdown from Chris Brown (allegedly) says her injuries are "horrific." The source told TMZ that she has two huge and swelled up "contusions" on both sides of her forehead. RiRi's lip is split, her nose is all sorts of bloody and she has bites marks on her fingers and on one arm. And Chris has got some fucking teefs on him! The dumb cunt could bite through a lead pipe covered in Kryptonite.
This is far from a "smack bitch once to shut them up" incident. This sounds like Chris got the evil spirit of Ike Turner in him and went to beat down town.
RiRi wasn't the one who called the police. A person who heard her screaming is the one who dialed 911. When the police arrived, Chris had already abandoned RiRi and the car by running off, but he took the keys with him. RiRi told the police Chris used his fists and there was no other kind of weapon involved. She refused treatment at the scene.
E! reports that RiRi is working with the fuzz, but isn't really telling them what caused Chris to get all Mike Tyson on her.
RiRi was supposed to perform in Malaysia this weekend, but of course, she has put that shit on hold and will reschedule at a later date. Chris Brown also canceled some shit he was supposed to do this weekend. Instead, he will spend his days enjoying his ride on the "You Fucked Yourself" express. Go on and take a bow, Chris. It's over now.
And seriously, out of all the things he beat down on, he had to go for her glorious tenhead! That's the portal to her home planet! SOS! That has to add another few decades to his sentence if found guilty. That is beyond illegal.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:56pm.
What's a "ten head" anyway? What does that MEAN?
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Ten fingers wide. : )
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lol I thought it ment her forhead(four-head)is so big it's a ten head!!
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one of the LAPD officers that is involved with the case showed the pictures of Rihanna to his daughter, who then showed it to a friend of mine, and she said the pictures are absolutely grotesque. also, the LAPD officer says that Rihanna and Chris Brown got into a fight over his publicist, who is a woman. On the way to Clive Davis's Pre-Grammy Party, Rihanna asked Chris if his publicist was going to be there, and he said no. When they got to the party, the publicist was there, and upon leaving the party, Rihanna looked through Chris' phone, and there was a text message from his publicist saying she was going to be at the party. This is what supposedly sparked the fight.
something like this doesn't set someone off that massively. in my opinion, Chris probably always beats her.
Well all I have to say is Chris is a good fighter strategically wise. He went for the spot that was open - that huge ass ten head.
I don't condone men hitting women but life with her must be annoying. I can only imagine her annoying voice toppled with that annoying accent saying "DO IT DO IT CHRIS HIT ME". Now I don't really blame the guy.
Maybe he found out RiRi is really a man. That would be means for such a horrific beat down.
Brown is grotesque and a disgrace. I hope they throw him in jail and throw away the key, but this probably won't happen - he'll get a fine and community service and MAYBE be forced to take an anger management class, but that's all. And then he'll be let out to beat up some other poor woman.
Rhianna is slightly at fault for having anything to do with this maniac, but she IS the victim here, and for anyone to say anything otherwise is stupid. And why did Brown think this was a good resolution to whatever problems they were having? Did he think no one would notice? Did he think people would be sympathetic to him? What a complete and utter asshole. He really needs psychiatric help.
In this picture, Chris Brown is rocking what someone on here once called a "fabulously douche-riffic queef-face."
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lux: i don't know much about haint blue, but it sounds good...i could use some for my mother's visits...does it work? lol
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:38pm.
LOL!
An obvious fabrication.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 2:47pm.
I left a coworker at a Denny's 9 miles from her house for the same reason. There's nothing worse than someone being mean to an innocent waitress/ter that's just trying to do their job. I got a huge guilty pang about 3 miles away, but I talked myself down from that shit quick. Needless to say, my coworker hates me to this day for it.
Grapedrink ~ yea, I knew her. It was our 2-3 date??? It was a few years ago.
Another story....
I once got up and left a woman in the middle of the restaurant because she was insulting the poor waitress, acting very condescending and demeaning her for no major reason.
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"I'd like to take the Dlisted Ladies to Vegas and slow dance to Neil Sedaka."
Wow. The last time I saw Chris Brown, he was singing with Elmo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpxw0iCP4q4. All I know is that he better not beat down Elmo!!!!
Wrong thread. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:56pm.
What's a "ten head" anyway? What does that MEAN?
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Ten fingers wide. : )
What's a "ten head" anyway? What does that MEAN?
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
They said the contusions looked like "growing devil horns", I am sorry, but I couldnt help but to giggle...Why in the world phrase something serious in that way??
Grape, I knew there was a reason I connected to you. Figgered you be from the south too--? You know about "haint blue"? It's what half the houses are painted in around my neck of the woods. Keeps the haints away!
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
i realize i used the word haint which is a slang term around these here parts so the country vocabulary lesson of the day is as follows:
haint [ haynt ]: noun: a Southern U.S. ghost: a ghost or other phenomenon believed to be supernatural
a variant of hauntn'
Damn Stocky! what kind of mojo spell did you put on that drunk haint? did u know her before the incident?
lux: i don't know the answer to that...haven't been there in years...i think it's a wonderful city though and the wine country is amazing (from what i remember)
Stock Broker,
I'd slap you too if you wouldn't leave with me.
*insert porn music*
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Y'all makin' me all hongry with the collards and shit. I gotta go get some lunch...
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Grapedrinkbaby ~ a very drunk woman once tried to slap me because I didn't want to leave with her.
I just got up...called her a cab...gave her $$ for it...told the maitre'd to keep an eye on her...and I left.
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"I'd like to take the Dlisted Ladies to Vegas and slow dance to Neil Sedaka."
A greasy-ass collard-green beat-down. Now that's what I'm screamin'.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Devilgirl: not only was she a bad housekeeper, but a pretty dang inconsiderate wife...it's one thing to give your crackhead husband a collard green scalding, but slanging grease on the floor when u gotta a half-footed husband is just plain wrong
@Grape: Actually it was here in Florida. But you can probably catch that shit out in SF. I want to go that one--do they still hold it?
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:28pm.
luxluv: you said these leathermen gave him a "mock" beatdown?
pray tell, what is a "mock" beatdown?
should i be on the lookout for men in leather wanting to give me the old mock beatdown?
**Yes you should, they are called "The Village People."
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
This whole situation is so sad, but I think there were a couple of things involved to set him off. They both are famous but RiRi is clearly the bigger star in the relationship and when you combine fame, immaturity, egos and money things can get ugly. I hope she is okay. just sad.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
did this parade occur in amsterdam or castro street? i'm making plans to attend as we speak. i gotta see this shit.
The Gay Pride parades.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:21pm.
Devilgirl: surely, u know a man that's been scalded with hot grease?...i've known two that i can remember off the top of my head
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No Grape, can't say that I have, although my Grandmother had a renter with half a foot who skidded on grease and as he was going down he screamed "Oh Lard!"
He broke a hip. True story.
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heehee!! didn't he know to be extra careful on a grease spill...good Lord, he only had half a foot...was he drunk?
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No, he said his wife wasn't a very good housekeeper. He told my grandmother to be careful when she came to collect the rent, he was afraid she'd fall on the greasy floor.
in what kind of a parade do leathermen jump out of vans and give out mock beatdowns?
@Grape: The drive-by mock-beating was hilarious. Bunch of guys in leather gear jumped out of a van, had this OTHER dude trussed up in it somehow, and the rest just whoopped his ass. Then they all jumped back in the van and drove off. It was part of a parade.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
i hear kanye's close to RiRi. maybe he can deliver a CAPSLK'ed beatdown on Chris.
luxluv: you said these leathermen gave him a "mock" beatdown?
pray tell, what is a "mock" beatdown?
should i be on the lookout for men in leather wanting to give me the old mock beatdown?
what on earth would set cb off like this? no matter...he still shouldn't have put his hands on riri or any woman for that matter...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:21pm.
Devilgirl: surely, u know a man that's been scalded with hot grease?...i've known two that i can remember off the top of my head
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No Grape, can't say that I have, although my Grandmother had a renter with half a foot who skidded on grease and as he was going down he screamed "Oh Lard!"
He broke a hip. True story.
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heehee!! didn't he know to be extra careful on a grease spill...good Lord, he only had half a foot...was he drunk?
@Grape: Well, here it's people in the "leather" community, whips-n-chains and shit. Mostly gay men, but a few women too.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:21pm.
Devilgirl: surely, u know a man that's been scalded with hot grease?...i've known two that i can remember off the top of my head
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No Grape, can't say that I have, although my Grandmother had a renter with half a foot who skidded on grease and as he was going down he screamed "Oh Lard!"
He broke a hip. True story.
luxluv: what are leathermen? and do they get paid for this activity...i'm looking for a part-time gig for mr. grape
How about a drive-by mock beat-down by leather-clad Leathermen?
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Devilgirl: surely, u know a man that's been scalded with hot grease?...i've known two that i can remember off the top of my head
Stocky: has a woman ever tried to hit you? (honestly, just curious, not trying to get you in a support group, YET...heehee)
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:16pm.
Devilgirl: can u beat my story (and it is true) of knowing a man that scalded by his wife with some collard greens...he was on crack though...they were quite and elegant couple....he was a night janitor in an ER, which came in handy after the collard-green scalding
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No. That's tragic yet funny.
Submitted by cookiepuss on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:25pm.
His whole image is based on him being super wholesome and cute. Nice, nice, nice. Again this is NOT a tough, street wise, hip hop image we're talking about. How is that going to survive the mental image of him beating and BITING his girlfriend. it can't.
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EXACTLY! He is no 50 Cent. He's this cute little guy who is supposed to say things like "I love you Boo" not "Take that, you dumb bitch".
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Devilgirl: can u beat my story (and it is true) of knowing a man that scalded by his wife with some collard greens...he was on crack though...they were quite and elegant couple....he was a night janitor in an ER, which came in handy after the collard-green scalding
i did know a man whose wife scalded him with some collard greens...TRUE STORY
Having been with a dickhead who's willing to hit a woman, this story makes me sick to my stomach. Thank goodness I don't have to write about this. There's no way anyone will convince me that Chris couldn't have restrained her if she started it. They were together earlier that night, and it was probably just an argument that got out of control. People need to keep their damn hands to themselves, men and women alike.
That said, I would love a chance to give him the same treatment he gave her. I'm closer to his height and I have some martial arts training. But then, that's never any fun for abusive men, is it?
I'm on the fence about his career. Part of me thinks that because of the image it's based on, he can kiss it goodbye, but he has a lot of fans, and it's truly amazing what celebrities can get away with. The right statements, the right info being withheld from the public, and especially if Rihanna doesn't come out with anything negative to say about him, he could go away quietly, do some damage control and come back. As fucked as it is, that's the celebrity world for you.
I thought RiRi was a virgin before Chris...how did she give him herpes and who gave it to her!? I NEED answers!
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