Salma Hayek's Miracle Chichis At Work

Well Salma does seem to always show off her chichis no matter where she is.

But, is it safe to feed a baby when you have implants like her? She has implants. Her boobs just got bigger with pregnancy.

Check it out here http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/03/25/salma-hayeks-porn-boobs/

Thank you. I never said it was about "getting their dicks hard" like BlueMunster thinks. I just had a thought that b/c Salma once said something I thought was inconceivable (that moms and daughters are inherently rivals, which is Freudian logic then) if she still had that Freudian way of thinking then she probably didn't mind doing this in front of the cameras since, in her Freudian mind (not mine), it had the ADDED affect of showcasing off her femininity. Note "in her Freudian mind" and "added affect" (meaning she didn't do it for that reason, but hey, didn't mind the affects). Tell me celebs like Angelina don't enjoy the admiration they get for being photographed doing those charitable acts. I was wondering if there's some narcissism involved in this, but I was only wondering. Showing off being womanly and nurturing would probably also stroke someone's ego. Mind you, it would only do this for someone who thought like that.
If that's about actual sex acts to BluMunster, that's his problem.
And, no I didn't say Salma did it for that reason. I was thinking of the fucked up thing Salma said, her being in Hollywood, and Angelina's twisted narcissism. Stupid people need to have things explained to them continuously. Anyway, what I said was really misunderstood. And I have a feeling that no matter how clear I make it, some poster will just want to bash somebody so he can live his life today feeling like a "winner". LOL.

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I never read here that anyone was saying it's about sex. I read happyface's post and to me it was saying that Salma was showing off on camera for it. And Salma has a weird psychology, therefore, based on her mode of thought, she may think that fucked up way and show off for that reason. I never took it to be all serious. I don't see the biggie.

okay people, i nursed my two and i can tell you straight up it was never about sex. so come on. really.

Submitted by BluMunster on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:00pm.
Bondagebarbie on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:00pm. wrote;
"Salma is wonderful but as a mom of 4 I would freak if another woman breast fed my child.It reminds me of that scene in Hand That Rocks the Cradle."

Don't be a stupid bitch and stop thinking like an overfed Westerner and instead put yourself in the non-shoes of a poor African woman who's baby dad prefers her to be fuckable than feed her malnourished baby. If another woman breastfeeding your starving child because you cannot (wet nurses do this)"freaks you out", then you are a sick person who cannot empathize with the plight of an impoverished society that is so far removed from your cozy American life that you compare it to a movie that has nothing to do with the situation. Adultery, seduction of another woman's husband? Do you think these things concern a mother whose babies are dying of malnutrition? You are a fine example of the Sickness that plagues the Americas. Yes it would freak you out because you are able to feed your children in any way you want, but stop thinking about yourself cause its not about you in your current situation.

I don't know why I felt the need to rant on this shit for brains, but her statement compelled me to correct her behaviour ....fuck you

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Um. Allow me to point out to you, Happyface, that this is obviously a very angry and disturbed individual. If I were you, I would pay no mind except maybe for shits n' giggles.

creamsicle-

Yup, I was thinking that it was really childish to make assumptions about people's looks over a messageboard eventhough I didn't say Salma did do it for those reasons. I guess some people only feel good when they're telling someone ELSE they're the insecure ones. Hilarious. My guess is BluMunster never went to college and sat in on classes where people actually talked (but of course he'll shoot off his trap and say my idea was just stupid! Oh the blasphemy of what I said). I could tell him (?) until I'm blue in the face that I didn't say she DID do it for that purpose but it was a consideration I had since she stated what she did before. Some people want to hang on to their idea like a pit bull even when they clearly lost their case. What an idiot. I never even said she DID do it for that reason. It conjured images of horny men BECAUSE I FUCKING READ HORNY MEN REACTING ON HERE, DIPSHIT! I read so many guys getting turned on by this woman breastfeeding.
"I don't think it was her intention."
I didn't say it absolutely was.

And about what you said, creamsicle, about some women using their fertileness to show off? Yes, it exists out there. And these women are acting that way with that intention. Didn't say Salma did it, just had a double thought about it since she said that about moms and daughters.

Well happy face, I call it as I see it, Salma breastfeeding a starving child obviously conjured images of horny men for you. And I don't know what you look like, but Salma's actions are definately a threat to you in some way. and breastmilk comes from breasts, perhaps if she could breastfeed from her big toe you would not make that parallel. All I'm saying is that I don't think she did it to turn men on. That is sick to associate one act with another, even though guys like tits, I don't think it was her intention. Maybe you get turned on by breatsfeeding women? I'm a guy and I didn't get that from her

To creamsicle : I agree that celebrities do use their celebrity to exploit the unfortunate in a PR attempt, like Angelina. Angelina is a master manipulater and she has proven this time and time again in the way she lies and flip flops in interviews. However, Angelina has done alot of good in the midst of furthering her own agenda. I personally hate the bitch, but if children benifit from her PR attempts, you can't say it was all bad.....hate the bitch, not the deed.

Before I saw the vid I thought oh geez here's another one who uses African children to show us she's Momma Theres, on CAMERA of course. But after I saw it I do think she was just being nice after I heard her speak.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 2:39am.
I think it's far fetched to say she's going to these kind of measures to show her bits. I'm pretty sure the last thing on her mind right then would have to do with being a cocktease and creating a reaction.

She seems genuine, more power to her.

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okay even if I don't agree with happyface on her idea, you gotta say a lot of Hollywood people use any excuse to cause a stir. So I could understand where she just thought about it even if its untrue. Far fetched, okay its unlikely, but not "HOLY MOMMA OF GOD! R U A SCIENTOLOGIST?!" I mean remember how Angie told us her and Brad like to have sex while she's prego and she feels more like a woman for it? Even MK made jokes about Maddox teasing Aniston for being barren. So WTF?! As if some women don't use their fertileness to show off. Whatever. I don't think happyface is a sick mind for playing with the idea. I think I have a good self image and I even I know this attitude exists. Hello I actually know other women too.But anyway, I think Salma was being real.

And it's juvenile to chew someone's head off and them by calling them unattractive, fat, or whatever just because they said something like that. That behaviour is for Just Jared.

I think it's far fetched to say she's going to these kind of measures to show her bits. I'm pretty sure the last thing on her mind right then would have to do with being a cocktease and creating a reaction.

She seems genuine, more power to her.

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Ooh, woopdefuck, check you out telling society to fuck itself with pseudo-controversial photo shoots and interviews, while still whoring it up to keep your skank reputation intact! OMFG! You're a real artist now!

O grief!!! sounds like we got some new brangeloonies who start calling people ugly if you question the beeeeaauuuty of what the holy celebrity did. I bet everyone here is a lard face. I read Salma said she's addicted to breastfeeding. She said she's like an alcoholic. Looks like both people got what they wanted.

"Bitch, it's a face!" - MK.

joe shmoe, are you serious when you say it isn't sexy and it doesnt further her movie career? Ok, every board I've read about this there are so many guys writing about how hot! it is. They dont be sayin that if she took a shit on camera, well most of them. And it wont further her movie career? Dude. What world you live in? People needs to think 4 they start getting ready to fight for the goddamn woman's honor and understand people aint being assholes just cause theyr sick of famous people worship. Callin her an angel becuz she got nuthin to gain? Are You for reel? Its good the baby is not starving but lets be real. She did a good thing but dont be so ready to think its selfless. Nuthing wrong with beleiving in good things, but dont be putty. Doesnt make her bad if you know this. Shes probably a good person, but we need to cool it w/ worship. Its scary. Scary like Octuplet Pussy lips.
Its like if someone payed me to speak about safe sex to a bunch of people. Just cause I get payed does'nt mean I'm bad, but you cant call me selfless. i'd be doing something good, but i'm aint a saint cuz of it. May be for other reasons but not that. I get something from it.

Some people are questioning SH's motives but the fact is that having a child often open your eyes to other children and the misery they endure. Doing this is not going to further her movie career, you could hardly describe it as sexy, so what other motive could she have? Here's a wild & crazy idea: maybe she wants to do her part to help babies born in horrible poverty.

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Yeah, I do like Salma b/c she is a tough woman and a great actress. But, I'm not sure because I'm so used to certain celebrities (angelina anyone?) using these situations to arouse attention. I used to believe Angelina when she joined with U.N., but I think she just loves the attention now. So, I'm wary of calling her an angel or a saint. I'm just glad the baby got fed.

joe shmoe-

Maybe she does want to help children born into poverty. I'm only wary of calling her a saint b/c I've seen people like Madonna and Angelina Jolie do these "selfless acts". But, not to beat a dead horse, how does this have no benefit for her? She gets attention for it, which is at least half her business. And no, I'm not saying that b/c she get's attention for it, that that's why she's doing it. Many people give to charity to join society or receive tax breaks. Those are just the private citizens. For celebrities, there's so much more. Seriously, though, with all that, can you blame people who question just a little? After all the annoying (yet amusing and entertaining) worship of Brangelina, is it any wonder?

Salma Hayek is an angel. <3 She's one of the few celebrities who are worthy of respect.

hrmph..i don't know. she did a good deed, but it smells like angelina. and we all know how saintly angelina is. isn't it a form of ownership when you breastfeed a baby? she's not the wetnurse. but salma always directs the eye to the chichis. i feel like she breastfed us all. eww.

I think that was pretty unselfish of her...

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BluMunster-

First, sorry to everyone else on this board for writing such a long post. This is my last post to this person anyway.

"and you can insult me all you want."

Funny thing is, I didn't insult you. A little testy, are we? You somehow made this personal and tried to insult me or my looks. It seems all you understand are insults.

"the words of a female who suffers from low self esteem and rampant jealousy."

Oh, tell me more, wise genie. You must be a forensic psychologist. Could it be that someone just thinks differently from you? That's what we call "coping".

You need to be less emotional about everything. Your hothead is keeping you from dealing with other's thoughts w/o categorizing them.

Seriously, this stupid mud-slinging over who is "insecure" is pointless. Obviously I think your the insecure one and you'll say you think otherwise. Stupid and pointless. And may I add that every time you say I'm insecure, I shutter with intimidation. NOT!

I was basing my consideration on how Salma stated moms and daughters are rivals. How is that not Freudian? So, I then considered what might motivate someone with such Freudian logic.

It's so stupid, what I posted, right? I mean, the idea that men are sexually attracted to breasts b/c it harkens back to when they were breast fed has never been stated, so my discussion was so WAY out there, espcially since Salma revealed how she thinks about the mom/daughter relationship.

Man, I think you're hurting over something if you feel the need to personally attack me b/c I DISCUSSED. I didn't even formally confirm one opinion. If my discussion was "the stupidest thing you ever read", why be so offended? Daaayumm.

Oh, and it was almost clever how you brought up that I must be ugly you judged me as having "low self-esteem" because I responded. I guess it irked you that I said I wasn't ugly or fat. Either way, you made sure that I would be deemed fat and/or ugly no matter how I responded, unless I came around to your thinking entirely. (And if I were fat and ugly, I must be insecure or vice versa, and therefore my discussion is invalid). In any case, nice trap you set up. Nice. But, to quote "Spinal Tap", "It's such a fine line between clever and stupid".

Submitted by BluMunster on Wed, 02/11/2009 - 6:25pm.

"Yes, you can use celebrity to draw attention to problems, BUT b/c your drew attention to problems doesn't mean it was done with pure intentions."

Doesn't mean it wasn't.
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Fascinating, this discussion.

Actually, I think even if it wasn't it's still a positive use of that power. Awareness will be raised regardless of intent.

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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

"Yes, you can use celebrity to draw attention to problems, BUT b/c your drew attention to problems doesn't mean it was done with pure intentions."

Doesn't mean it wasn't.

The fact that you visit d-listed tells me that you are into knowing about the lives of celebrities and therefore people like you would be made aware because of the actions of celebrities to the global plights.

and you can insult me all you want, but to say that Salma breast fed a child because "This is a desperate appeal to men's attraction to the image of a curvy woman's "nurturing" qualities", is the words of a female who suffers from low self esteem and rampant jealousy. The fact that you had to make me believe you are attractive by giving me a description of your body and size of your tits, only confirms this and tells me that this is a sore topic for you.
I'm Sure Salma was thinking how best to make a man's dick get hard for her as she was breast-feeding that infant.... stupid ...even if it is only one side of your coin, its the dumbest thing I ever read.

And you can join my special people club any day..I think there is room for 1 more in yo momma's house.

"Salma is a celebrity, cameras follow her around...using your celebrity to draw attention to the tragedies of the world is not a show of ego, but an opportunity to make people aware."

Think about this statement, oh smart people of this board. Why is this sloppy logic?

Yes, you can use celebrity to draw attention to problems, BUT b/c your drew attention to problems doesn't mean it was done with pure intentions. I questioned her intentions. Oh I feel so bad that you threatened to banish me from "pwetty girl club" in the tree behind your mom's house. Don't wait for me, Dawn Weiner, I aint joining your "special people" club.

BluMunster-

Oh, please. Now b/c I think she had other motives, I'm unattractive? Listen, I only expected her to be that Freudian b/c I know she once said she was wary of having a daughter since daughters and mothers are inherent rivals. Come on. That's messed up. And when I see that this is so blatantly an attempt to get attention, I imagined her fuckheadedness.
And about me being a fatso who is probably just jealous? Bwahahahahaha. Yup. Go ahead, it makes you feel better. I won't insist on the truth, which is that I'm actually a curvy small-framed woman myself with moderate/largish chichis. They're certainly more than a handful. But the fact that my opinion to you is credible so long as I'm attractive and curvy just displays your inadequacies. Why you made this a personal attack is beyond me, and speaks more of your insecurities. We're talking about celebs here, Munsterface.

And you know why else your a genius? B/c I said I was conflicted about it. Hooked on Fonicks!

Why is it "hating" to bring up my other consideration? And ooooh, I'm ugly and fat b/c of that. Ball sacks!

Lastly, even assuming I did come to the conclusion that Salma did this out of pure good intentions, where in hell would you come up with the idea that it's SELFLESS? Do you know what "selfless" means? I could call you stupid, but I would only be stooping to your childish level, since in your world, anyone who considers things you haven't is either ugly or probably stupid. Hmmm. Let's see, I wonder if I can think of anyone who was pretty and smart who had the same logic as you. Yup, can't think of any. Although I sure can think of plenty of dumb and ugly people who think like that, and it aint in my mirror, honey.

TrinaKat-

I'm glad the child got fed, but you may be responding to people who are only talking about how she's called a heroine b/c of this. Sorry, I think "hero" is a concept used and abused so often that it's cheap now. Spare us the rhiteous indignation for questioning her motives. To assume that your taling to people who have done nothing to lessen the plight of the world shows how you believe only celebrity is strong enough to solve the world's problems.

MMMMmmmmama

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:08pm.
Holy smokes there's a whole lotta crazy in this thread. First of all, Salma wasn't acting as a "wet nurse". A wet nurse is someone who TAKES OVER breastfeading for the mother (in the case of the mother's death or inability to lactate) for the duration that the baby needs it and the wet nurse develops a special relationship with the child to the point of surrogate mother. What Salma did was a grotesque act of ego and attention whoring with an entourage and a camera crew filming her taking a random child and doing a little 2 minute showcase for her own needs. She in no way helped that child, the immediate situation, or the long-term situation in that region.

She also was freaking sloppily giving INJECTIONS to people for a photo op?! Holy shit, there are no bounds. I can at least respect Jolie for not crossing such boundaries and having slightly more sense that she is there to have her picture taken and raise awareness (for herself as well as the cause).

Also, any people saying Salma has "done something good" here, I'd be willing to bet 5 million dollars that you've never travelled to a third world country and have any clue as to the ethics and guidelines as to how best to contribute in such situations effectively and those that are clearly not helpful.
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What the hell is wrong with you, get over yourself I do not care if she did it for purely selfish reason. The point is a hungry child was feed, and because Salma Hayek put her titties in that child's mouth an important issue will get a great deal of awareness. There are problems out there far greater than your celebrity hate, many people are oblivious to the horrors of the world until their favourite celebrities bring these problems to light. So even if she is just there for publicity she has still done more good than you or I sitting on our asses disscussing this topic.

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Saint Salma!!!!!

I adore this woman. She's gorgeous, funny, and seems very genuine and caring. I just think she's fabulous.

madam s. And happy face...why are you bitches hating?
Salma is a celebrity, cameras follow her around...using your celebrity to draw attention to the tragedies of the world is not a show of ego, but an opportunity to make people aware. So she fed that child, did you see the look in that child's eyes? He was sucking that milk like it was the necter of the gods. He was HUNGRY. Are you, Ms happyface a jealous 2 tonne that you would come to call on Salma's actions as a way to show her feminine fertile curves???!! to you I ask, are you or are you not a degenerate fuckhead? A prettier, curvier, girl must have bitch slapped you once, why else would you use Salma's selfless act of nourishment as a means to show off her body. Gee you must have a face like a can of smashed assholes that you would display your jealousy so blatently.

i aint got isht to say, god bless her for real. her milk must be like straight nectar from the Gods cuz my son wouldnt latch correctly for anything. she did it in like 5 seconds.
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Dear Madam Shit:

You don't fool anyone, you stupid fvck. We all know you have never given a penny to UNICEF and you don't even know what that is.

Now go back to masturbating in the lonely basement where you abide in the midst of your own filth.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:38pm.
Chrisantemus,

I already donate to UNICEF and have for years, dumbass. Although now I'm considering not. They are getting out of control with this celebrity stuff, and Salma has taken the cake.

Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...

I think I just read someone say this was an act of selflessness?

After watching the video, a part of me agrees with this, but then there's the more cynical side of me. That side says:
Are you frickin' kidding me?

She just wanted to show off her chichis. I'm serious. She wants to be the woman of all women. This is a desperate appeal to men's attraction to the image of a curvy woman's "nurturing" qualities. Shit, I sound Freudian, but I'm so positive something wacked out like that is going on in that woman's mind. Puh-leeze. I'm so sick of seeing these women try to show off how ultra feminine they are by displaying their fertility. This made Suleman more possible. I used to love Salma like 5 minutes ago.

Conflicted on this one. Let's face it, even if Salma truly wanted to believe that she was doing it out of kindness, it's more than likely that she did it at least partly for ego.

With that said, how many wanna bet Angie is having a fit tonight?LOL.

There's no middle ground on this one, is there? Personally I don't see anything wrong with Salma breastfeeding that baby, even if it was for a photo op. That baby got a meal it wasn't going to get from its mother. However, as I woman I think I would be heartbroken if I couldn't breastfeed my own child and had to depend on someone else. I don't see why there's so much hate on this thread towards Salma; at least she's better than Angie.

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Chrisantemus,

I already donate to UNICEF and have for years, dumbass. Although now I'm considering not. They are getting out of control with this celebrity stuff, and Salma has taken the cake.

I think every loyal DLISTED fan should log on to the P&G website or the Nightline page or UNICEF and make a donation to buy the vaccines. $5, $3, even $1 can buy more than 14 vaccines. Especially those who criticized Ms. Hayek: put your money where your mouth is, and shut the hell up!

Thanks Michael K for mixing fun commentary with social awareness. That's why we love ya' man!

At 7 cents a pop I'm sure Salma's baby daddy could afford millions of those vaccines. I understand she wants to lend her celebrity to it to get it out there, but throwing a little money that way wouldn't hurt.

AngieJo ain't got shit on Salma.

I'm sure if someone asked AJ to do that she'd give that stupid f-cking smug smile of hers and tell them to f-ck off.

My husband was in East Africa twice, and I know from him that it is indeed, Hell on Earth. If Salma did nothing more than give this child a temporary respite from the horror of his life, then she did a good thing, imo.

The ills of this world can't be solved by one person. I don't think the horror of this world will ever be fixed. But people are talking about this. Maybe some folks will open their wallets, do some philanthropic work, because of the attention. That can only help.

Holy smokes there's a whole lotta crazy in this thread. First of all, Salma wasn't acting as a "wet nurse". A wet nurse is someone who TAKES OVER breastfeading for the mother (in the case of the mother's death or inability to lactate) for the duration that the baby needs it and the wet nurse develops a special relationship with the child to the point of surrogate mother. What Salma did was a grotesque act of ego and attention whoring with an entourage and a camera crew filming her taking a random child and doing a little 2 minute showcase for her own needs. She in no way helped that child, the immediate situation, or the long-term situation in that region.

She also was freaking sloppily giving INJECTIONS to people for a photo op?! Holy shit, there are no bounds. I can at least respect Jolie for not crossing such boundaries and having slightly more sense that she is there to have her picture taken and raise awareness (for herself as well as the cause).

Also, any people saying Salma has "done something good" here, I'd be willing to bet 5 million dollars that you've never travelled to a third world country and have any clue as to the ethics and guidelines as to how best to contribute in such situations effectively and those that are clearly not helpful.

Damn. Usually most of you people make some sense.

That was actually a very selfless act on Selma's part. Sierra Leone is a miserable place to be - you can see it on everyone's face.

All hail Salma!!!!!!!

What no nip action? Disappointing...The only time I would ever want Salma or any celeb giving me an injection is when its saving my life, that is scary.

Skankolina would never do that. I doubt if she even breast feeds her own. Good for Salma but it would seem more sincere if she did it off camera.

salma is doing what women in rural communities used to do all the time in the states..it's called being a wet nurse...it's providing nourishment to babies while their mothers had to work in the fields...and some slave owners children were also feed this way...
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Submitted by BluMunster on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 1:00pm.

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I personally wouldn't want some strange baby feeding off of my chichis. I think it's kinda gross and lord knows how many disaeases she could have contracted from that baby. And I'm not saying it because it's in Africa...but hell, maybe I am!

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Bondagebarbie on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:00pm. wrote;
"Salma is wonderful but as a mom of 4 I would freak if another woman breast fed my child.It reminds me of that scene in Hand That Rocks the Cradle."

Don't be a stupid bitch and stop thinking like an overfed Westerner and instead put yourself in the non-shoes of a poor African woman who's baby dad prefers her to be fuckable than feed her malnourished baby. If another woman breastfeeding your starving child because you cannot (wet nurses do this)"freaks you out", then you are a sick person who cannot empathize with the plight of an impoverished society that is so far removed from your cozy American life that you compare it to a movie that has nothing to do with the situation. Adultery, seduction of another woman's husband? Do you think these things concern a mother whose babies are dying of malnutrition? You are a fine example of the Sickness that plagues the Americas. Yes it would freak you out because you are able to feed your children in any way you want, but stop thinking about yourself cause its not about you in your current situation.

I don't know why I felt the need to rant on this shit for brains, but her statement compelled me to correct her behaviour ....fuck you

"Angie Jo who? All hail Saint Salma!"

...and her Cherub Chi-chis!

Oh man that was very sad, I didnt expect that, I expected to see overlacting huge tits and big fat black beautiful babies...damn that was awful...fucking world, all the money in this world and those babies need to die in such a painful manner..truly fucking sickening. Humanity, I think not.

And Selma is real.

I hate crying this made me cry :-(

DOH! *slaps forehead*

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:03pm.

Had it in kindergarten.