Crazy Baby Lady Is On Welfare
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Chuck E. Cheese might be smiling in that picture above with Crazy Baby Lady (pre-cooking oil injected lips), but he won't have a happy look on his face when he finds out that his tax-paying dollars are going into her pocket. He could use that money on more strippers! Damn her!
The L.A. Times reports that Nadya Suleman aka Octo-Mommy aka Single Jolie Female aka Crazy Baby Lady is currently getting $490 a month in food stamps. 3 of her first six kids are disabled, so she also gets federal public assistance for that as well. Her spokeswhore confirmed this mess.
Get your umbrellas out and slap a diaper over your face, because there's going to be a shit storm in 3...2...
During her interview with Ann Curry on Today, Crazy Baby Lady denied that she was a welfare mommy. Her spokeswhore said she doesn't think food stamps and public assistance counts as being on welfare. She went on to say, "They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare." She doesn't SEE that as welfare, because all she sees is millions of babies dancing around in her eyes cooing, "Birth me, Angelina! Birth me, Angelina!"
And maybe her spokeswhore should tell her client to take some time out from torturing her uterus and maybe pay a visit to a dictionary or even Wikipedia to look up the word "welfare." Bitch is on welfare. And I was also unaware that there was a government program for nails in need of an elegant manicure.
Nadya's rep wouldn't tell the Times what disabilities her three kids have. Um. I think their disability is having a crazy bitch from a mommy.
In her interview with Ann, Crazy Baby Lady said she was going back to school to get her masters in counseling (crazy leading the crazy) so that she could take care of her child army. She also said, "I will do the best I possibly can. In my own way, in my own faith, I do believe wholeheartedly that God will provide in his own way."
And by "God" she means YOU.
(Thanks Carrie)
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Submitted by Clio on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:58pm.
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He's actually Iraqi.
And oh shit, Dateline's asking her about AJ!
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@CLIO, thanks for the clarification, 2 different idiots told me he was from Palestine, not that it makes a different, I still enjoy arabic people and their culture, I grew up with them, and their hospitality is similar to the Italians, they do all and will do anything for their family and their company, they are very hospitable when it comes to others. Of course a few bad apples spoil it for a whole Nationality, which is sad.
What a complete cluster fuck, literally and figuratively.
You never want kids to pay for their parent's mistakes, however, I would be completely happy knowing this dumb bitch never got another dime of assistance or media deals. Too bad someone can't open a trust with an overseerer to ensure the money collected was solely spent on those poor kids.
This is just disgusting all the way around.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Great minds think alike!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katherine-thomson/does-nadya-suleman-think...
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This bitch is crazy. Do you know why she won't marry him the sperm donor? In the state of California, even if you have a disabled child, SSI is based on household income. My son has special needs, and even though he qualifies for SSI becuase of his disability, we can not get it becuase of our income. My husband works his ass off and I have a small part time job and we still struggle, but we do not get any assistance. That's why that bitch won't marry him. She knows she will loose her state benefits.
This woman has done her homework and knows exactly how to work the system. I hope it bites her in her ass. There is no way she is competent to raise 14 children. She's not even raising the kids she has at home.
Any chance of a Solomon-Suleman wedding? They already have the beginnings of a great conga line.
Creepy, creepy, creepy. She not only got plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie but she appears to be trying to mimic her voice and body language as well.
And how the FUCK can she deny she has had surgery? Stevie Wonder can see that this bitch has had a shitload of surgery.
If she's Palestinian...she probably justifies the WELFARE as JIZYA.http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jizya Be interesting to see if the social conservatives/"pro-lifers" in this country might find away to put her crazy ass on tour.
Holy shit, this woman is getting disability for one kid because he/she has ADHD. How many parents out there receive benefits for that??
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This shit makes me FUME!! It also makes me angry to be a woman. People like this are what's wrong with country!! I don't care what ridiculous justification she thinks she has, having children you not only can't pay for but can't even take care of is just plain stupid. AND she's on welfare! That's my fucking money she's taking! (Well, anyone's who's working, so our money) She shouldn't be allowed any sort of assistance for the simple fact that she had the fuck fertility specialist implant her with any embryos. She should have taken the money for that (and where did that money come from anyway???) to take care of the 6 little bastards she already had!
China's one child policy of one child per family isn't starting to look like a good idea, it's been a good idea!! The world has MORE than enough people in it already. To fucking many really. On top of exhausting this country's financial resources, we're exhausting the plant's resources and people feel like they need to keep procreating so they have "immortality" or what the fuck ever. Fuck! Adopt if you feel that way!! You live on by what you can teach and impart on people, not through genetics!
As much of a libertarian as I can be, shit like this makes me think we should be forced to abort kids we can't take care of on our own.
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 6:58pm.
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He's actually Iraqi.
And oh shit, Dateline's asking her about AJ!
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Any of you hot sluts want to knock me up with 12 bebes so we can all get on the news? Come on, SOMEONE in here wants to be an attention whore. Let's just do it.
i suggest flashing back between pics of her and the fireman giving water to the koala.
I'm frightened by the hate I feel for this person. How DARE she?
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She's on welfare, plain and simple. And if she is going BACK to school to get her Masters degree, doesn't that imply that she already has a Bachelors degree? So instead of going back to school, why doesn't she use her Bachelors degree to get a job and then get the hell off of the welfare (that she denies being on).
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
About SSI payments, we know she's receiving SSI on 3 of the older kids, one is probably the autistic child, the other 2 might be the twins who were probably also premature and low birth weight, were the twins the most recent ones prior to the octuplets?. She's probably already filed for SSI for the octuplets, it's common for applications to be filed almost immediately (sometimes before the kid even has an SSN) when they're premature or have serious complications. Very premature and low birth weight infants are generally allowed, like if an infant weighs less than 1200 grams at birth, that's an allowance. In this case, that's 8 checks for Octopussy. Of course, if she gets all kinds of donations (money, house, car, big stuff like that), she will probably very quickly exceed the income and resource limits you must meet to apply for SSI in the first place. If that happens, all the SSI checks stop, and the kids probably also lose their medical coverage (no more Medicaid), which sucks for the kids.
I swear if this C gets approached by a network for a reality show, I'm going to lead the campaign to have it removed from the air.
She should be forced to spend the rest of her life in obscurity living in a shoe.
Cheers.
Chuck E. Cheese wants no part of this fuckery.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
@BUNNY RABBIT-------Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:58pm.
I hate hate hate this embryo machine......she is definitely milking the fucking system, did she actually think no one would find out that she is on the system. I mean its California, not Palestine where she hails from
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She ain't Palestinian. You just need a reason to hate middle easterners? She's from Cali, her mother's white, her dad's Arab. No matter what, that makes her full blown American. Her Arab dad had enough sense to stop after one.
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@ BUNNY RABBIT, get a life whore, I have had arabic friends since I was 5 years old, I love those people and their culture, so I dont know what the fuck you are talking about. Her father is arabic, you just said it, I believe he is Palestinian. I went out w/a Palestinian for 6 years.....oh yeah I really hate them, you stupid cunt, you dont know shit about me and dont assume you do asshole.
Heehheee, someone's not as smart as she thinks she is. She's getting caught up in her own web of deceit. Notice how manipulative she is in her interviews. She self psychoanalyzes herself after saying something crazy to beat us to the punch, which makes her explanations "sound" rational. I don't doubt she loves her kids, but I bet she planned this whole thing from the jump, knowing the media would bite and bite and bite. She's gambling with their welfare.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:26pm.
M.E. on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:12pm
Yea, even Octo is mimicking Skeletina's intonations and wording.
It's getting way creepier day to day.
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Really? I refuse to watch any of her interviews. So I have no idea how she talks.
Submitted by Pers on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:06pm.
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Why do they all have the last name "solomon? Isn't her last name Suleman? Typo?
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Apparently, her boyfriend's name (the sperm donor) is a David Solomon.
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 3:58pm.
I hate hate hate this embryo machine......she is definitely milking the fucking system, did she actually think no one would find out that she is on the system. I mean its California, not Palestine where she hails from
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She ain't Palestinian. You just need a reason to hate middle easterners? She's from Cali, her mother's white, her dad's Arab. No matter what, that makes her full blown American. Her Arab dad had enough sense to stop after one.
It's whores like her that make me hate all this socialist bullshit that his drowning my home state. Too many fucking freeloaders shitting out kids. You can't even go to the post office without seeing some young slut with a kid in a stroller, one in her arms, one toddling behind and one in her fat stomach. I agree 100% with the poster that suggested that benefits go down when you have kids. I'd love to see that. I'd also love to see limits placed on benefits. You have 6 months to find a job--either way, the money's gonna be cut. Fuck, this is where China's one kid policy starts to look pretty damn sweet.
Actually, the best thing to do would be to just leave her in a room with all 14 kids for a month with no help so she can actually take some responsibility for the disaster she created. Then maybe she'll just have a nervous breakdown and fucking die.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I heard the on the radio the reason she could not work is bc/ she worked at a treatment home for children and one of the kids threw a desk at her and she sustained a back injury that needed surgery. BUT she refused bc/ she might not able to have babies. She claims she could not work because of her back. But she is able to carry children. I heard all this on the radio.
PS: To bad that kid that threw the desk did not aim for the head.
M.E. on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 5:12pm
Yea, even Octo is mimicking Skeletina's intonations and wording.
It's getting way creepier day to day.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I heard 2 of her kids are autistic.
so, why hasnt grandama octopussy come out about the plastc sugery and how the bitch was unable to care for her 6 kids while in recovery?
C'Mon, Grandma! Youre almost like the voice of reason in this shit.. SPILL IT!
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After seeing her before and after pics, this bitch is defenitly a Brangaloonie. Not only is she carving her face to LOOK like AJ, she's going baby crazy like the bitch too!
The more I read about this two-bit CUNT the more I want to beat her with a club and do the things Stoney listed.
Wow, is this chicks hit on stoney day?!?! Because I'M DIGGIN IT.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 4:53pm.
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I think I'm in love with you, even if you're a woman!
The California Medical Board has said that it is investigating whether there was a violation of the standard of care in the octuplets case.
The American Society for Reproductive Medicine announced Tuesday that it is investigating whether fertility treatment guidelines were broken. The society is a voluntary, nonprofit organization devoted to advancing knowledge and expertise in reproductive medicine. To prevent multiple births, it has guidelines for the number of
embryos that should be implanted.
Finally!
Ok, maybe that last part is a little harsh. I'll just stick with the burning log shoved up her cooch.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Then we could lock her in a padded room with a recording playing overhead that repeated over and over again "you are infertile, you will never have children, you will never be loved, you will never be fullfilled as a woman, you are infertile, you will never have children....."
You get the point. Just fantasizing here.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I mean, anything to wipe that smug smile off her plastic face.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Is it bad that the more I look at this picture of her the more I want to spike her through the forehead with my heel, twist her nipples off and stab her multiple times in the crotch with a burning log?
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I guess she didn't want her eldest's photo shown for security reasons?
ha ha Jinx Stoney!
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
Wow, grotesque plastic surgery to go along with her grotesque embryo implant surgery. This chick is a monster. Those poor babies.
eta, ITA with Condi, this is an extreme, Munchausen-by-proxy situation...
Pers - the article somebody posted says that her boyfriend's (the one she REFUSED TO MARRY) last name is Solomon
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
wait, why did MK have to remove Chuckee Cheese?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
spits on NBC
Apparently her boyfriend who initially wanted to marry her and eneded up just her sperm donor has the last name Solomon.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
So they paid this sociopath $300,000 for the interview????!!!!!
Fuck me with a rusty spike, I'm off to write NBC some hate mail!
Homegirl is obviously trying to sculpt herself into Jolie in every sense of the word.
Exhibit A: http://www.celebitchy.com/35708/octuplet_mom_nadya_suleman_before_plasti...
Arg. I DO NOT like this woman.
This woman is obviously a sociopath, and seems almost like a person with Munchausen-by-proxy - but instead of slowly killing her kids for attention, she just keeps having them...for attention. I hope the State of California sends about 15 social workers into her home to assess her situation, and hopefully takes all those kids away from her.
As for the doctor who impregnated this loony with all those embryos - he/she should be outed and at the very least be reprimanded/fined/suspended by the state medical board. Impregnating a single woman on welfare with six children and an obvious screw loose is not responsible medical practice.
This whole thing reeks, and I feel terrible for all those poor children.
Oh no...according to her she is "not" on welfare:
(this woman is an idiot)
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"I'm not receiving help from the government," Suleman, 33, of Whittier, Calif., said. "I'm not trying to expect anything from anybody. (I) just wanted to do it on my own. Any resources that someone would really, really want to help us, I will accept, I would embrace."
Furtney told the Times Suleman does not regard food stamps and federal Supplemental Security Income to be welfare.
"They are part of programs designed to help people with need, and she does not see that as welfare," he said.