Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
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Submitted by melusine on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:39pm.
-She looks like a combo of Madonna and that one-legged Heather chick.
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How dare you drag the most wonderfulous one-legged woman into this....don't even say her name...we are not worthy.
Submitted by Home on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
How in the hell does someone that thin have so many fat folds?
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Courtney is like a seat belt, just pull the skin around the back and boobs to make her face tighter.
-She looks like a combo of Madonna and that one-legged Heather chick.
Submitted by kitkat918 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:35pm.
But hey, give her props where props are due, she looks way more put together and normal than she usually does.
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I think it was done with props, like the cushions that were stuffed in her cheeks.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
But hey, give her props where props are due, she looks way more put together and normal than she usually does.
How in the hell does someone that thin have so many fat folds?
My prayers go out to the victims of the wild bushfire in Australia. :(
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
Or Jimmy Hoffa.
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So you think that my virginity is hidden in Jimmy Hoffa's back-folds?
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No, I think Jimmy Hoffa is hidden inside your cootch. So yes?? *confused face*
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Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
i think the boobish skin folds would smell more like oscar mayer bologna than daisies. and that IS nice.
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You say bologna I say daisies..It's okay, IG says Shiraz, Slutty says, YES and Dee says, fuck YES! Course, they all read the Courtney love handbook. PS..Don't say balogna around Tigerlilly!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
i think the boobish skin folds would smell more like oscar mayer bologna than daisies. and that IS nice.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctNAs1K7nbo
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
Or Jimmy Hoffa.
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So you think that my virginity is hidden in Jimmy Hoffa's back-folds?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
I bet if you separate her back-folds, I would find my missing virginity.
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Gurl, you know your virginity is missing somewhere in the swamps of WV!
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Bitch has fallen on her face one too many fucking times and it shows! Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
I bet if you separate her back-folds, I would find my missing virginity.
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Well, ur in luck! Cuz Cort eventually sells everything she has on Ebay! How much are you willing to pay to have it back(fat)?
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'll
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I bet if you separate her back-folds it smells like a daisy in the creases?
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I bet if you separate her back-folds, I would find my missing virginity.
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Or Jimmy Hoffa.
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i think the boobish skin folds would smell more like oscar mayer bologna than daisies. and that IS nice.
NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'll
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I bet if you separate her back-folds it smells like a daisy in the creases?
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I bet if you separate her back-folds, I would find my missing virginity.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'll
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I bet if you separate her back-folds it smells like a daisy in the creases?
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or something that has been pushing up daisies??? What? I'm being nice still...I'm in nice mode, you dumb whores!!! *breathe niceness in, blow snark out...*...Huh? What? Fuck you whores I'm doing yoga now...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:20pm.
Daisies no, Doritos yes, Drunky Mc Drunkerson.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:15pm.
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You just remember that fambily resemblance next weekend--- it won't be pretty!
On a side note, I just milked the last of the Shiraz out of the box
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Yano, we really need to get in sync...I just opened a box of chard...or, we could just get in a "sync hole" together...but that's pretty much the same difference too...either way, we're pissed.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:17pm.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'll
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I bet if you separate her back-folds it smells like a daisy in the creases?
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:15pm.
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You just remember that fambily resemblance next weekend--- it won't be pretty!
On a side note, I just milked the last of the Shiraz out of the box.
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Good Lord Almighty! She looks just like Madonna. Don't know if that's the look she's going for...but damn. Eerie.
SAY SOMETHING NICE PEOPLE!!! I'll start...My granny wishes her titty to back folds looked that good...(yes, granny's been dead going on a decade now, but...)AND I see Cort went to Madonna's chipmunk cheek implant surgeon rather than Phoebe's chicken cutlet surgeon...Nice choice...What? I'm being nice....She looks stunning...I'm stunned by how she looks is what I'm saying...good or bad, I don't have to divulge, cuz I'm being NICE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Don't hate on Court bc her face is plastique. This is gives me the sads!
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:09pm.
You are pretty good at being drunk. Not so good at slot times.
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Dee, Quit showing your wiki skills! We know Slutty was crowned the most expensive loose slot in Vegas..but then again, what do I know? I got crowned Miss Drunky McDrunkerson.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:12pm.
wow. lots of really shit face work.
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Are you kidding me? She's in the medical journals for how many drugs you can use and still be able to look human.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 -
Because you don't do it in all CAPS
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That's cuz NO ONE will give me a gun! And I do see the fambily resemblence to Courtney and IG now that you mention it.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:10pm.
To my credit, I was seeing double at the time.
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So you got one of those BOGO deals.
wow. lots of really shit face work.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:09pm.
You are pretty good at being drunk. Not so good at slot times.
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wow. lots of face work.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:09pm.
I pity Cort...I have people clawing at me from every direction as well! Why can't people just let me be GREAT at being a drunktard?!
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Because you don't do it in all CAPS.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:06pm.
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To my credit, I was seeing double at the time.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:08pm.
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He sounds a tad douchey.
I pity Cort...I have people clawing at me from every direction as well! Why can't people just let me be GREAT at being a drunktard?!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:03pm.
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Actually, it was Summer's Eve Betadine Sitzbath Bidet the V11.
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LMAO Slutty! You on fiah today, beesch!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:33pm.
She should have just left well enough alone. I remember seeing her in a Barbara Walters interview in '95 (I think), and she looked amazing. Yes, a lot of it had to do with lighting, make-up, etc.
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Maybe...just maybe....it had to do with the amount of wine that you had consumed prior to the show.
LMAO @ DeeDee
I think you are correct!
Methinks Courtney is very familiar with the "assume the position" pose in the last pic.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10
Bwahahaha, obviously, she's never met my ex-husband. SMANTCHY!!
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Funny, I thought your ex-husband's name was Mason... Mason Gill.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:56pm.
Eek! Yeah, that's all kinds of wrong! Looks like those contacts that are supposed to give your eyes a "natural glitter effect".
Natural in person maybe, but obviously not in pics.
I didn't even recognize her.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:56pm.
Wha? That ovine owes me $300 on his 76 card. He better pay up before he even thinks of buying some eBay "products."
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:58pm.
What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player? A hockey player will shower after the third period.
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Bwahahaha, obviously, she's never met my ex-husband. SMANTCHY!!
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What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player? A hockey player will shower after the third period.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:35pm.
Her face doesn't look TOO scary here. Hey, at least she isn't wearing those freaky bright blue demonic contact lenses.
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I don't think they're contacts, her eyes look freaky as hell (but pretty IMO) in some lighting.
Her daughter has the same eyes.
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Nah, I'm pretty sure they're contacts. Lookit:
http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/courtney-love-lips.jpg
As opposed to dis:
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/red_galleries/courtney-love-400a052307.jpg
Her real eye color look like a pretty grey-green.
And I just hotlinked which is really really bad. I suck. Sorry, Interschnitz!
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:51pm.
I'm pretty sure her maxi pad fell out on that red carpet..Have y'all seen the pic over at caption this? Next thing ya know, she'll be trying to sell it on ebay
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Gross....because I heard Sheeps just say that he has $75 that's burning a hole in his pocket.
Uh yea, I would say there is some contact useage in her past. First 3 = natural. Then check out last one.
http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Courtney_Love/CourtneyLove_DeGuir...
http://www.brendanboylan.net/blog/wp-content/Courtney%20Love%203.jpg
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/03/courtney...
and now the freakyness
http://lh3.ggpht.com/fisherwy/Rupk40m1i7I/AAAAAAAAIdQ/V-xZEXPj534/Courtn...
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lmao...no reserve!