Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:32pm.
Hahahahaa! You're one to talk Miss Ginge Crotch.
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Yah well, the pants weren't mine. :)
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:33pm.
thank god it's not animated.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
The ironic thing is, her face finally looks halfway decent. I think she had the implants removed; hence the flabby side boobies.
Listen, I'm 49 and at a certain age, no matter how trim you keep yourself, you give up those kind of outfits. No one wants to see flappy flesh.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:33pm.
actually i was checking myself in the bathroom mirror, for back fat, or smoke.
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Okay, you're officially Slutty's fambly!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:33pm.
@IG...This is my significant other..to you and yours....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDTaUCvLpRQ
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Alright, I just spasmed. STEP AWAY FROM THE BOXED WINE!!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:32pm.
Hahahahaa! You're one to talk Miss Ginge Crotch. :P
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
@IG...This is my from significant other..to you and yours....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDTaUCvLpRQ
And we could kneed the dough in Cort's armpits and come up with a really great sourdough.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
actually i was checking myself in the bathroom mirror, for back fat, or smoke.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:25pm.
I don't think we as dlisters have a lot of hate ... oh, who am I kidding. Even the prozac I took earlier today doesn't stop me from wanting to slap this dipshit with a side of back bacon.
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You said bacon.
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Worse, she said she was going to despoil the bacon.
*pelts girl cheese with curds*
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:30pm.
Oooooo! Chili cooch would be HWAT! Get it, hot because chili is hot and stuff *crickets*
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:27pm.
Nitty, I knew I would see Slutty in all her Slitty glory tonight!
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don't tempt fate, mah lil' kolache...You could be next!
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Whaddya mean NEXT? I recall... oh, never mind...
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:16pm.
Tittays! A Christopher Walken/Courtney Love snuff film.
He drives toothpicks through her skin flaps. Damm.
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Jesus H! The mere thought.
Bet he won't be so enamored of HER liver and neck.
haha instead of pouring salt up her stuffing hole, he could use lyme.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Off Topic, I was just reading on tmz.com the specifics of the ass beating Princess RiRi took from Chris Brown. Apparently the beating was quite "horrific". What a piece of shit Chris Brown is.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:27pm.
Nitty, I knew I would see Slutty in all her Slitty glory tonight!
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don't tempt fate, mah lil' kolache...You could be next!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
leave my ruby throated hummers out of this.
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Leave my ex out of this.
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she learned that from you?
you're not just a taker, you're a giver too!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Snortney's making me think of back bacon - I can't help it !!! But it would be a waste to slap her with it ... no sense ruining good bacon.
Nite Tigerlilly.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
TITS, there's nothing sexier than a man fondling the Pope's Nose
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Unless it's pleaseMe fondling Owen Wilson's gristle schnozz. Yeah, I said it.
I know you's typing onehanded over there,please, on the KHud/O-no thread. Uh-huh. I see it.
You and your spiked yogart.
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
The recipe sucked. I tried it and it was bah-land!
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Recipe? Sorry, I was pre-occupied with Christopher's hotness. :)
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Nitty, I knew I would see Slutty in all her Slitty glory tonight!
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
nighty night tiger, don't let the bed bugs bite
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:23pm.
NitWitty...get your arse back in here now...I know what you are doing!
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That makes one of you. She probably doesn't even know WHO she's doing.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:25pm.
I don't think we as dlisters have a lot of hate ... oh, who am I kidding. Even the prozac I took earlier today doesn't stop me from wanting to slap this dipshit with a side of back bacon.
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You said bacon.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:23pm.
NitWitty...get your arse back in here now...I know what you are doing!
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WHAT?! What am I doing?!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
The recipe sucked. I tried it and it was bah-land!
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I don't think we as dlisters have a lot of hate ... oh, who am I kidding. Even the prozac I took earlier today doesn't stop me from wanting to slap this dipshit with a side of back bacon.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:16pm.
Tittays! A Christopher Walken/Courtney Love snuff film.
He drives toothpicks through her skin flaps. Damm.
You are heartless woman.
He didn't even lick yogart[sic] off her white breasticle area.
*weeps*
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
She and Madonna should form a sister act.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:16pm.
i love smoking baby! he's my favorite avie, always has been. i'd take him up heather mill's snatch, out rdj's ass, between lisa rinna's lips...smoking baby rules!
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yeah, okay that's it.
I'm not clicking on ANY more of you lots links tonight.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
NitWitty...get your arse back in here now...I know what you are doing!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
leave my ruby throated hummers out of this.
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Leave my ex out of this.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:22pm.
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FICKLETRY!
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Nite Nite Tiger! I hope you have sweet backfat dreams!
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
In that 5th thumbnail, she's holding a wrap. She could have been covered up.
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ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:16pm.
i love smoking baby! he's my favorite avie, always has been. i'd take him up heather mill's snatch, out rdj's ass, between lisa rinna's lips...smoking baby rules!
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*climbs over dead bodies, pushes all others out of the way* So, do you come here often?
G'night, Tiger...Xoxoxoxo..don't eat any corn dog pizza's in yer sleep!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Ok, whores, I have to pass out fucking drunk, but remember that Courtney has more Love in her Shar pei puppy like back fat than you whores have hate in your little black hearts....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, not really whores, I was just funnin' wif ya.... SNORTNEY'S pit fat ain't no match for the depth of a DListers hate...
A ho can free fall into a DLister's hate and never hit dirt.
You free fall into that snake pit that whore calls back fat rolls and you'll hit dirt all right, just wonder what kind...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:10pm.
Yep, sucking on a yogi beside that flowering bush outside your kitchen window....heehee...
(I'm immature...)
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leave my ruby throated hummers out of this.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
@ TV--
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:11pm.
With about 2,000,000mg of Thorazine, then wrap him in one of those jackets with sleeves that tie in the back.
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So no pants? You'd hit MORE COWBELL after you rufied him and immobilized him in a strait jacket??
That's some Benjamin Buttons/Chris brown shit right there.
At least give the man a fightin' chance...
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
TITS, there's nothing sexier than a man fondling the Pope's Nose. *swoon*
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oh and peeking out from between cort's back flaps with his ass soaking in a vat of yogart, too. just cause i feel like i ought to get back on topic.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
Yeah, too bad I can't UNsee it!
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I'm going on an "in search" of now, Mister! LOL
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My therapist will send you a Thank You card.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
Yeah, too bad I can't UNsee it!
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I'm going on an "in search" of now, Mister! LOL
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
i love smoking baby! he's my favorite avie, always has been. i'd take him up heather mill's snatch, out rdj's ass, between lisa rinna's lips...smoking baby rules!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:03pm.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs
That is all.
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I bet he had a clove of garlic up his butt at the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:12pm.
I managed to squeeze Nittay's turnips last week! hehehe
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That explains the bloody stump you came back with.
Reminded me of Heather Mills, 3-5 days per month.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
She's definitely got a rollsy thing going on there and is totally oblivious to it. Maybe she's just totally oblivious. Hell, I feel a little high just looking at her.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 -
That's odd...Heather has a "Censored" sign hanging in the exact place that NitWitty has a "Condemned" sign hanging. What are the odds?
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Oooooooh, girl! No you did not! Condemned cooch...ooooooh, that's snarking below the belt.
*pulls razor out of chola hair in case it gets ugly*
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:11pm.
With about 2,000,000mg of Thorazine, then wrap him in one of those jackets with sleeves that tie in the back.
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Oh TV, you sweet talker...you said the same thing to me just last week. *flutters eyelashes*
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:10pm.
That's odd...Heather has a "Censored" sign hanging in the exact place that NitWitty has a "Condemned" sign hanging. What are the odds?
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The odds were fairly good after you played balls deep in that field.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.