Courtney, Don't Do That
Oh, Courtney Love really did try to bring the sexiness at the Elle Style Awards in London tonight, but then she kind of turned around and brought sexy back fat instead. I just want to rush over to her, lift up that skin with my fingers and Gorilla Glue it in place. If that didn't work, I'd just throw a blanket on her and rush her off. That shit just doesn't go with that dress. But I bet that bitch's loose skin fat can whistle a mean "Smells Like Teen Spirit" when Courtney shakes her back.
And it's time for Courtney to go in and get her nostrils lubed up and rotated. They are looking a little wonkafied. It seems that the last doctor done effed her up or maybe she's had too many dicks in there. We're all guilty of the latter. Hey, sometimes the other holes get boring and you just want to smell a bitch cumming.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:59pm.
@Tits...Um..okay then...TV's Stash..yeah..that's oral! *whispers to TV, you said you weren't picky. I know you coveted the back fat rolls on Cort...what's a lil' oral to get us the smoking baby?! Dee could trade ya the stash!
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are you seriously offering to have TV service me in exchange for a animated avatar of a smoking baby coming out of heather mills gaping vagina? (never in my life could i have known that sentence awaited me in my future)
I was thinking more along the line of a juicy las vegas story, but now that you mention it.... tell you what; if you throw in a happy ending, I'll chop off one of her legs!
edit - now that i re-read it i'm offended at the 'not picky' part. i'll have you know EVERYONE LOVES TITS.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:11am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:03am
Law of averages, you see 20 - 30 thousand of them, some are bound to be undersized. AND I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
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I remember. I saw you during breakfasy lounging naked in the pool.
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Those idiots from Greenpeace kept pushing me back in.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:08am.
Like THIS??? (Sorry, can't think of any way to tie oral in with C-Love. Perhaps she brushes with an Oral-B?)
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ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
@sluttsville
it looks like natasha will accept anything
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:03am
Law of averages, you see 20 - 30 thousand of them, some are bound to be undersized. AND I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
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I remember. I saw you during breakfasy lounging naked in the pool.
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:52pm.
I'm thinking something oral....
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That describes the last 35 years of my life.
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I meant a story in the finest oral tradition.
You know, something swapped around the campfire.
Sheesh.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by pleaseMe on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:06am.
anybody look at natasha's privates?
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Not yet, does natasha accept Visa?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:06am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:04am.
Also, is she holding up that wall or vice versa?
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That's just second nature when a guy asks her to assume the position.
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I guess that also explains the thumb where I can't figure out if she's waving hi or saying back off...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:05am.
TV, I rescind my last request. You are truly too much a gentleman to send into the oral lair.
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Where's Sheeps, he's been talking about oral all day?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:03am
Law of averages, you see 20 - 30 thousand of them, some are bound to be undersized. AND I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
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TV, you weren't in the pool, you were in the hot tub.
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Then how do you explain all the diving?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
anybody look at natasha's privates?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:04am.
Also, is she holding up that wall or vice versa?
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That's just second nature when a guy asks her to assume the position.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:59pm.
Are you talking about NitWitty or Courtney?
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Nitty, there aren't enough surgeons to make Courtney look good.
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TV, I rescind my last request. You are truly too much a gentleman to send into the oral lair...no matter the smoking avatar. Please step away from the smoking baby, Courtney and TITS (even tho she was the lynchpin in my evil plan!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:03am
Law of averages, you see 20 - 30 thousand of them, some are bound to be undersized. AND I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
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TV, you weren't in the pool, you were in the hot tub.
Besides the backfat she's pretty horrendous in every way. Her Hollyho hair and those cheezy faux-AngieJo/Madonna facial expressions...and then I always think of how she got to where she is...and she doesn't even have the good grace to do something meaningful with it...just show up on these red carpets.
Also, is she holding up that wall or vice versa?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:00am.
I tried to make a special avie of he and Nitty, but it was too small....like many a peni I have encountered.
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Law of averages, you see 20 - 30 thousand of them, some are bound to be undersized. AND I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:58pm
BTW,how'd ya like the pic of Paris I sent you?
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I couldn't tell if that was a photo of me that Dee had taken or Paris's mom.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:59pm.
@Tits...Um..okay then...TV's Stash..yeah..that's oral! *whispers to TV, you said you weren't picky. I know you coveted the back fat rolls on Cort...what's a lil' oral to get us the smoking baby?! Dee could trade ya the stash!
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I'll do it, but only because Canadian pussy looks and tastes like bacon.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
smoking baby?! where you at?
I tried to make a special avie of he and Nitty, but it was too small....like many a peni I have encountered.
@Tits...Um..okay then...TV's Stash..yeah..that's oral! *whispers to TV, you said you weren't picky. I know you coveted the back fat rolls on Cort...what's a lil' oral to get us the smoking baby?! Dee could trade ya the stash!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:55pm.
her face looks pretty good! she went back to the surgeon again!
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Are you talking about NitWitty or Courtney?
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Nitty, there aren't enough surgeons to make Courtney look good.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Slutty, why Nitty of course!
BTW,how'd ya like the pic of Paris I sent you?
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Why must you always be around ?
Why can't you just leave it be ?
You've done nothing so far but destroy my life
You cause as much sorrow dead, as you did when you were alive
-Sinead O'Connor
Slutty: Don't be trying to keep me from my man! *waving fist* Ooooooo, Antoniou is looking mighty fine, Slutty.
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:55pm.
her face looks pretty good! she went back to the surgeon again!
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Are you talking about NitWitty or Courtney?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:52pm.
Opa!
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ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
her face looks pretty good! she went back to the surgeon again!
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Why must you always be around ?
Why can't you just leave it be ?
You've done nothing so far but destroy my life
You cause as much sorrow dead, as you did when you were alive
-Sinead O'Connor
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:52pm.
I'm thinking something oral....
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That describes the last 35 years of my life.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
I'd share my stash with any of you Dlisted hwores! But not Courtney. I know that bitch is a stash hog.
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Sheeps, I thought I told you that I was trying to keep the RDJ thread cleared, and you've let Dee back in there.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:39pm.
What's it worth to you?
*raises eyebrow provocatively*
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*wriggles drunken eyebrows in your general direction* (ask TV that happens after two drinks)
Well, it's worth DeeDee's stash to me, of course!!
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pfft.
you can do better than that, shirley.
I'm thinking something oral....
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by uglysexy on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:45pm.
someone told me they brought court to my house in the 80s
in north beach in san francisco...but I only have the very
vaguest of memories...of the entire decade ;p funnest
decade-nce in history ;p
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Fuck! Are we related?! I've already got 7 sisters! Well, I try and deny Slutty..but the proof is nearly irrefutable I'm afraid.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Oh I see, you just had to go there.
Submitted by foghat on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:48pm.
her sideboob looks like it was made out of nutsack
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Her side boob makes my dick hide behind my nutsack.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:39pm.
What's it worth to you?
*raises eyebrow provocatively*
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*wriggles drunken eyebrows in your general direction* (ask TV that happens after two drinks)
Well, it's worth DeeDee's stash to me, of course!!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
her sideboob looks like it was made out of nutsack
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:45pm.
It was dark. I was scared.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:39pm.
Busy posting a Surgeon General's warning over Heather Mills' smoking snatch.
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As always, the gentleman....Hmm, well, I don't know that in the carnal sense of course...He could still have his foreskin, but that doesn't make him any less Gentile.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
someone told me they brought court to my house in the 80s
in north beach in san francisco...but I only have the very
vaguest of memories...of the entire decade ;p funnest
decade-nce in history ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:37pm.
I noticed Slutty is absent...
Try the RDJ thread. You were supposed to keep Dee occupied. *shiny car keys*
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Sheeps, I may have fell for that once, but now I know to press the clicker first! Just like Courtney does when she's looking for her hash pipe! It's a lie; Old bitches CAN learn new tricks.
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Hey, just because I'm a stoner doesn't mean I........hey lookie I found brownies! *nom nom nom*
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
@tv the smoking snatch is nothing. it's those boobies that are hazardous.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:39pm.
What's it worth to you?
*raises eyebrow provocatively*
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:37pm.
I noticed Slutty is absent...
Try the RDJ thread. You were supposed to keep Dee occupied. *shiny car keys*
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Sheeps, I may have fell for that once, but now I know to press the clicker first! Just like Courtney does when she's looking for her hash pipe! It's a lie; Old bitches CAN learn new tricks.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Ahhhh, ole Gordon Lightfoot. *sipping my brandy by the fire*
IG: Lemme guess, Nitty lent you her pant. She's so generous.
Courtney has pretty eyes? *squinting through cataracts*
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:37pm.
I noticed Slutty is absent...Hmm, wonder what her wonder twin powers (her two brain cells) are trying to rub together. *acts like she's not askeered* Where's TV when we need him?!?
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Busy posting a Surgeon General's warning over Heather Mills' smoking snatch.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
i can haz fambly?
*squirts yogart out of...somewheres...*
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:33pm.
thank god it's not animated.
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Trust me, I spent an entire day trying to make it so...even enlisted the help of Dee and IG and couldn't figure that shit out!!!
You know it's a love/hate relationship with a hooker if you spend that much time on them!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:37pm.
I noticed Slutty is absent...
Try the RDJ thread. You were supposed to keep Dee occupied. *shiny car keys*
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ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:20pm.
leave my ruby throated hummers out of this.
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*furiously types in Adam & Eve website*
*searches webMD*
Ooooohhh. ruby throated HUMMERS....aaahhh...ha..
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
I noticed Slutty is absent...Hmm, wonder what her wonder twin powers (her two brain cells) are trying to rub together. *acts like she's not askeered* Where's TV when we need him?!?
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.