Rock Of Love Bang Bus: Does Natasha Have A Dick?

This show is probably one of the most degrading on television. I am over the fact that Bret uses his rock star status as a way to get silicone laden women to fawn all over him. He only wants these women to go to bed with him and loosely uses the word love to justify his motives. The women are ignorant enough to fall in to this sexualized role. To people watching this show outside of the United States, American women are seen as nothing but an object to play with in bed. Furthermore, Bret represents this idol of a man who pretends to “love” these women and feed lines to them that makes them feel like there is a real connection beyond the exterior. This show is a joke to human relations in American society and proves that women have not stepped out of the “cosmo” girl role. They spend their days competing with each other for a mans attention who could careless about them. It is degrading to the women who actually want to move beyond being an object to men.
It is interesting to note that the primary demographic of women on this show are white. They are supposed to represent the ideal beauty in America: big boobs, long hair, tan, big lips, small waist, long legs, and little to no clothing. This is what is supposed to be attractive to men, especially rock stars. The women on the show, who are not white, are seen as outcasts and questioned. This blog post is a prime example. The only black girl on the show is having her sexuality questioned. She doesn’t live up to the standard of beauty on the show. Her broad shoulders and masculine face do not match the typical woman that Bret has cast on the show. Therefore, a slight difference immediately opens her up for questioning of something physical like her sex. However, I shouldn’t expect anything less from this show. Intellect is not really a theme. It is ultimately for entertainment but I found some truth to how much it reflects some women’s ideal of beauty and love in America. The source is from somewhere and where else would it be from than reality TV?

Bringing on those new sluts is an anticlimax and a rip-off. There is nothing interesting or unusual about this new trio. Besides, Flava Flav already pulled that stunt on his train-wreck show: After the original skanks wrestled around in the mud and crap, putting themselves through all kids of junk, he brought in new people with whom the viewer has not bonded or invested any emotion. Now they were on a level playing field with the rest of the suckers who have been vying for camera time and a bit of smooching with the scrapulous host.

I guess the original slutlettes didn't worship Bret enough. They were "there for the wrong reasons." This presumes there is a right reason.

LOL at you guys who talk about this show like its real.
And 45 yr old Brett talking to 20 yr old girls saying 'You're so hot' is freaking creepy.

How does Bret Michaels keep from busting out laughing?

(also, Bret saying kicking Natasha off had nothing to do with maybe being a man: yeah right. Why would he kick her off first then rather than Brittanya who has been outed as having a fiance?)

To those of you who haven't been to the vh1 website but watch the show -

There's a video of Natasha telling Bret that Brittanya has a fiance. But they didn't air it this week, despite part of it being on the previews.

Also, there's an interview with that blonde slut Melissa - she claims that the phone call was recorded after she was kicked off the show, and that Brittanya made the whole phone call thing up. (the girl talking on the phone on the show is actually Brittaney on the bus.) Melissa knows Brittanya and Natasha in real life 'cause they were all recruited together at a bar to be on the show, and she says they are the two that actually have boyfriends.

How could you not mention the number of times Ashley used the word 'like?' I was totes ready to kill my TV.

Nah, she's a girl.

I think she's actually kind of pretty. I still can't stomach to watch this season, however.

At least not until that Nicole Schertzinger lookalike twat gets the boot, because she really fucking irritates me.

Oh she's a girl for God's sake! Just cuz she has less body fat in her torso than the average white girl and her p-thang isn't all runny don't mean she a man. If she was a man she wouldn't be all giggly and embarrassed to give a hand job on the screen...it would be "her" shining moment to show us all how much she loves to choke the peen!

I just realized, isn't she wearing the hockey socks she took back from Brittany the sock thief.

Justjane, what channel has sex change hospital then? And yeah her Vajayjay is kinda weird looking! Wonder if Ashley saw this website! She's pretty funny with the stuff she says!

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Justjane, what channel has sex change hospital then? And yeah her Vajayjay is kinda weird looking! Wonder if Ashley saw this website! She's pretty funny with the stuff she says!

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Justjane, what channel has sex change hospital then? And yeah her Vajayjay is kinda weird looking! Wonder if Ashley saw this website! She's pretty funny with the stuff she says!

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Regarding her twat:

Something in the milk ain't clean about that shit. I can't quite put my finger on it... I dunno, the clit hood looks about two inches too long.

EDIT: And with these two pics:

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http://x-images4.bangbros.com/tugjobs/shoots/hj5323/bangbros/big8.jpg
http://x-images4.bangbros.com/tugjobs/shoots/hj5323/bangbros/big7.jpg
**NSFW**

If you were to show me these pics with the boobies edited out, I'd say it was a man judging on the torso. He/She doesn't have those womanly curves.

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

I'm not sure what's doin down there. It doesn't look "normal",but not so mangled up either.

Has anyone seen the reality show Sex Change Hospital? For real. Check it out.

I think Natasha was a dude.

O.k., so did anyone here catch RuPaul's show "Drag Race" on Logo tonight? Hilarious.

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Can't she still be a man? don't they have surgery to create the look of a natural vagina...because I really think she's a he.

this show is beyond words.

yes, natasha is a man, thought that the second i saw and heard her. figured they told brett to keep her around until the drama about it started. thought they'd purposely keep her around longer for the big "reveal." he's gross, they're gross and young enough to be his daughters.

the only way i can even stomach any of this is to pretend that the women aren't real --cause if i thought that there are really women out there like these "women" i'm going to lose it

worst sets of fake boobs in history of tv--clearly that was the pre-requisite to be cast for the show. where do you even buy outfits like the ones they wear and who in their right mind would wear them? have people just lost their freaking minds???????

***Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:08pm.

I didn't look at the vag. Don't wanna look at the vag..... but couldn't the "pronounced taint line" be an episiotomy scar?
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Not really. There's also a bunch of extra... ummmm...skin.

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Submitted by sexymixer81 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:28pm.
I don't know why they keep throwing black girls onto this show! He obviously doesn't dig the coco...never has! It's a fucking joke every time I see them on the show! (and just in case anyone starts hating...I'm black.)

...thank you! that was just the truth (and I'm Black too!!) You can tell he does not have jungle fever.

(but when they put the beard on her that was kinda funny)

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I didn't look at the vag. Don't wanna look at the vag..... but couldn't the "pronounced taint line" be an episiotomy scar?

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

My hub is watching this crap fest right now. He claims that he can't understand the fascination with fake boobs. Yes, he's watching strictly for 'research' purposes. I call bullshit.
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***Submitted by ferilla on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:55pm.
OMG. She totally is a dude. You can tell by that weird scrotum line that she has. Us real girls don't have that going on. wow.
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FINALLY, the voice of reason!

Haven't any of you ladies squatted over a mirror lately?

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:41pm.
Dude, I would seriously fuck Bret.

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Ratner?

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Dude, I would seriously fuck Bret.

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

At least Natasha should be happy that the penis she is rubbing is 10 times the size as Bret's. Oh and I always thought she was a woman, I am more worried about Farrah with the 40 DDDs.

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I'm pretty sure Miley is only doing hand jobs at this point. She may blow Sumner Redstone for some stock tips.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:36pm.

True! Mute is the way to go for most of this shite. And really, these morons aren't very articulate. You get the gist of it watching them.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:51pm.
I don't watch the show, but get my snippets here, and ALWAYS with the sound off.
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I'm so gonna try that next time. They don't ever say anything, really, anyway.

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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Okay, I thought that bitch was a former dude from the moment I saw her HUGE HEAD.

Thanks to Google, anyone can now be an expert on store-bought-vag vs. born-with-it-vag...but Nasty-asha's pubis has me stymied. True, her taint seam is awfully pronounced, but there are often certain little scars that most post-ops use pubic hair to disguise. Nast-asha's minefield is (*shudder*) completely bald, and I can't see any scars. It's possible that she had the snip during her teens, of course, and the scarring has faded.

I say we demand and ultrasound to look for a uterous! LOL!

Kiss,
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"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

It grosses me out when I see him kissing all of the girls. Yuck. Other than that it's fun watching all of the shenanigans!

I don't know why they keep throwing black girls onto this show! He obviously doesn't dig the coco...never has! It's a fucking joke every time I see them on the show! (and just in case anyone starts hating...I'm black.)

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Totally a natural vag.

@ Mike. An Ohio handjob? I watched the video and couldn't help but wonder if there wasn't some intended reference to steel manufacturing as she certainly had enough of it installed in the no go zone.

OMG. She totally is a dude. You can tell by that weird scrotum line that she has. Us real girls don't have that going on. wow.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:34pm.
Her schtick is SO obvious. She's ALWAYS upset! Who the fuck wants to get with THAT!?

I hear you, angel_i. One thing I DON'T hear are these clips. I don't watch the show, but get my snippets here, and ALWAYS with the sound off. It's better that way.
And yes, this chick is constantly ragging on something. What fun!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:46pm.
What makes a hand job an Ohio hand job?

I think that means that the Ohio-Hand job will be followed by either a Cleveland Steamer or a Cincinnati Bow Tie.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I was considering having a shot everytime she said "like" but then realized that alcohol poisoning would be hard to explain in the middle of the afternoon.
I'm relieved, because the way she was carrying on I thought the end of the Mayan calendar had come early and great asteroid was descending.

I wish I would have seen them in St.Louis because I would have beat that stupid ass cowboy hat right off of his head.

Newsflash Bret : Wearing SMET does not mean you are a cutting edge rock star. Well it's about as cutting edge as Mark Wahlberg's leather jacket in Rock Star

What makes a hand job an Ohio hand job?

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:36pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:34pm.

Who wants to get with either of them. He's always whining about being ill because he is diabetic----- DON'T DRINK THEN DUMB F*&*!

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Well, that answers my question right there!

That's gotta be, like, the 25th word I've EVER heard him say, in that clip. I have no idea. I just know that he's got a name like the guys my white-trashy, carnie step-sister used to bring home. For me, that's quite enuff.(DISCLAIMER: I got two more white sisters - one half and one step, they're both white but aside from that I got other names for them;)

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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Yes, the tits are fake, but I think the rest is all girl. I feel like I would know a man made one if I saw it, but I cant be sure.

O really? He likes whiny bitches? Go figure.

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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

I can't wait to leave work so I can go home and watch Natasha's handywork! Sounds like she has access to the equipment 24 hours a day, as Elaine Bennis would say.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:34pm.

Who wants to get with either of them. He's always whining about being ill because he is diabetic----- DON'T DRINK THEN DUMB F*&*!

Why do TPTB(the powers that be) always put black women(or other women of color) on these shows when the men CLEARLY are only into white chicks.

*no big deal, the guy likes what he likes. I just don't understand why even bother putting them on the show. Might as well put a few men into the mix, they'll have about the same chance.

Her schtick is SO obvious. She's ALWAYS upset! Who the fuck wants to get with THAT!?

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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by Incitatus on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:28pm.

Yeah, but if he had, she might have asked him if she could see his, and the he would have had to reveal that he didn't have one!

It grosses me out to see him kiss. He looks like a totally bad kisser.
Kissing him would be the equivalent of kissing a donkey, I think.
Plus he is always making out with women on that show who have just puked.
It's revolting.

He's probably saving DJ Lady Tribe for the finale or something.

Submitted by Diego on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:51pm.

There's been a lot of 'she's a man' on this season.
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There certainly has been...maybe to distract us from the fact that Bret looks like a lady??

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:53pm.

This show is a tired ol' repeat of itself from 3 seasons ago;

Bret: I have this real connection with you

Bret: She was smokin' hot!

Bret: Man, she rocked my world.

Bret: I'm really feelin' her

HE SAYS THE SAME SHIT TO EVERY GIRL, EVERY WEEK, EVERY SEASON!
I WISH HE'D TAKE HIS KIM K WEAVE AND STFU ALREADY!
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It's true, but the women on the show are so damn stupid they really believe they have some deep connection with Bret.

And I'm still disappointed with Bret chickening out on asking Natasha if she has a peen.

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