Monday, February 9th 2009

Would You Hit It?

No, this is not another picture of Vadge from W Magazine. It's Robert Downey Jr. on the set of Sherlock Homey shot by New York Magazine. Basically, we know that the new Sherlock Holmes loves showing off his "Skeletor on roids" body. This much we know.

Even though RDJ looks like a muscled-up Mr. Peanut without his monocle or top hat, I'd still hit that shit. I would bounce on that gristle body until all that was left was a dried up piece of beef jerky. Smack all the juice out! I mean, this is Julian Wells. It's a fucking obligation to sex that shit up if you get the chance.

VIA Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


gyeah's picture

lol.
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Hysteria's picture

i liked ironman but that pic is gross. he's changing species. not sure which one, but not human

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TT99's picture

Uh, YES!!!!!! I'd hit that with my dozen vaginas!!!!! Sorry MK, I didn't bother to read all the stuff you wrote underneath RDJ's body.
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Freak Speely's picture

I'd hit it 7 times for luck.

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Callan's picture

RDJ is the hotness. I would totally hit it... especially in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

warmislandsun's picture

I would hit it again and again and again and again and again.......

Bondagebarbie's picture

I think he is either gay or bisexual but hell if I care I would hit that hotness hard!

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suze's picture

Absolutely! Funny and smart is totally sexy.

Unless he's smacked to the eyeballs, then - no.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

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LOOOOOOOOOOL at "muscled-up Mr. Peanut"

And, no he does nothing for me.
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Clarisse's picture

icebunny!!
I am completely memorized by your avie!!

It's not like I don't see that every night, but still memorized.

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Cara's picture

I had no idea he was so ripped. Hell yes I'd hit it. Humor and wit are huge turn-ons.

NYAPPLES's picture

It makes you think, that if this is the best picture they were able to get to promote the movie, how bad the rest of the roided up peepaw from hell shots were.

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SugarKane's picture

Oh, RDJ, let me count the ways in which I would hit that. You made my day by posting that pic, Michael!

Poppus's picture

Not if he was looking like this pic I wouldn't..

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Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:53pm.

Funny, smartass sense of humor goes a long way for me.
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me too!

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HELL TO THE NAW! I've never been an RDJ fan.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:54pm.
Why thanks, and its by Jack Handey, he's got a whole buttload of good quotes.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:50pm.

Who's the author of your siggie quote? It's fab.

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kate773's picture

Funny, smartass sense of humor goes a long way for me.

jiggywiddit's picture

NO. I would not. He has turkey bone clavicle. Everytime I overcook a turkey bird it looks like this.

Uh-uh. Pass.

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tharuffian's picture

nopers im savin myself for clive owen..or at least a imaginary clive owens

kate773's picture

I would do him 12 ways from Sunday in his Iron Man body. I could do without this, too skinny, but I'd probably still hit it.

NYAPPLES's picture

No would not. I met rdj about 2-3 weeks he came in with some friends where I work, and in person he looks even more facially beat and is short. Never understood the appeal this guy seems to garner from people, he looks like he should be a manager somewhere or a teacher and not a Hollywood star. To his credit though, he did seem like a genuinely nice guy so at least there's that.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

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I wouldn't hit him, that would be unnecessarily violent. But I would boink him senseless.

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iggy?

is that you?

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In a New York Magazine minute!

Yes, yes of course.

putsomestankonit's picture

Never! He's more into the pole than the hole from what I understand.

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Sugaroo's picture

Would I hit it? Well, I had to find out what it was before I could answer that question. And.......................no. Just no.

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LuLu Fitz's picture

Damn he looks old!

FritoDorito's picture

as much as I adore RDJ, I would have to decline.
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icebunny's picture

Yes I would, thats what bunnies do.
But would he hit a bunny?

loozer's picture

Neil Diamond??

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sonne's picture

I'm a freak then. I'd hit it. Iggy Pop, too. :)

i swear MK reads my mind sometimes!

Reeter's picture

That is a horrible picture. And, my answer is yes, absolutely, of course.

yes, i'd do a skin and bones dude over a soft, fat man. I can't stand chubby or heavy men, yuck.

CantStandBitches's picture

rdj is cool

snowpiece's picture

LOL KD the old man chest

he does look Iggy Popish, I guess that's how they get at that age if they are still in shape?

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Nope. Reminds me too much of my first husband.

Clarisse's picture

If he kept his shirt on.

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tibielee's picture

I would TOTALLY hit it!

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KD's picture

On second thought, I wouldn't hit him. He looks way too much like my dad. Same baggy eyes and a lot of similar facial features. Hair, too! But not as gray.

didimao's picture

I just threw up in my mouth.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I can't get past the hint of methface or the walleyed nips. And I normally love RDJ.

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gyeah's picture

stricly from the back and i wouldn't look
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stefystef's picture

No I can't hit it. I'd like to think I would, but I can't.

Sorry.

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silvarga's picture

NO. Never.

I like him just fine, but RDJ has never done it for me. That pic kinda looks like someone photoshopped RDJ's head onto Iggy Pop's body. Which is not a compliment by any means.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 4:28pm.
OMG he looks like freaking Clint Eastwood, but yes, I'd still hit it repeatedly
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YES, I was trying to think of who he looked like, and like I said, Old man chest! LOL. Yeah, I'd probably still hit him, though. Why not, eh?

Albatross's picture

I'd hit it - if this were 1986. He was cute back then.

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