Monday, February 9th 2009
Would You Hit It?
No, this is not another picture of Vadge from W Magazine. It's Robert Downey Jr. on the set of Sherlock Homey shot by New York Magazine. Basically, we know that the new Sherlock Holmes loves showing off his "Skeletor on roids" body. This much we know.
Even though RDJ looks like a muscled-up Mr. Peanut without his monocle or top hat, I'd still hit that shit. I would bounce on that gristle body until all that was left was a dried up piece of beef jerky. Smack all the juice out! I mean, this is Julian Wells. It's a fucking obligation to sex that shit up if you get the chance.
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Hellz yes!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:13pm.
Hi everybody!
Uhm...Yeah, I'd prolly hit it
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We should hit it together - that would be REALLY hot!
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Hi everybody!
Uhm...Yeah, I'd prolly hit it *hides in corner*
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
RDJ's abdo looks like the underside of a female mud crab. And it's smiling at me. I need to lay off the drugs.
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Uh, is a female mud crab what we Yanks would call a horseshoe crab?
---I just googled horseshoe crab...THAT THING IS HIDEOUS! Alien monster!
Jiggy this is a muddy, handsome and delicious! just like RDJ...
www.montebellos.com/myuploadfiles/Monties2003006q.jpg
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
I would hit that frontwards, backwards, sideways
You Southern belles are a bit too coy and evasive.
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J'espère que vous n'avez pas la p'lotte à terre?
Normally I would say yes, but this pic is awful.
Fuck yeah I'd hit it! This man can do no wrong in my book.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie: "I think he is either gay or bisexual but hell if I care I would hit that hotness hard!"
I get the bi vibe from him, too. But I'd still hit it.
I definitely want to see the film, but I have no sexual interest in him at all...never have, he does absolutely NOTHING for me. Maybe I am a freak.
YES!!!!!!!! In every hole and twice on Sunday.
It is as true today as it was in 1988.
That is all.
This is the first Sherlock Holmes in a long time where the actors are even close to the right age. Holmes should still be younger, but it's close enough, since he should also be muscled and athletic.
The characters were in their late twenties - early thirties during most of Doyle's stories. Whoever hired Nigel Bruce has a lot to answer for.
Yes, five times sideways ;-)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
No, but I am interested in seeing this film.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:18pm.
RDJ's abdo looks like the underside of a female mud crab. And it's smiling at me. I need to lay off the drugs.
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Uh, is a female mud crab what we Yanks would call a horseshoe crab?
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
um.... YES!
www.thatshideous.com
I think he gets better looking with age. Yum!
RDJ's abdo looks like the underside of a female mud crab. And it's smiling at me. I need to lay off the drugs.
oooh, now THIS I'd love to bounce all up on!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I....I don't understand why this is even a question!
Isn't "Would You Hit It?" generally reserved for beat old skanks, not THE hottest hot man currently living??
I'd hit it right out of the park, then go buy me a hot dog and a cold beer.
Yeh, RDJ is ok. I mean, he's no Christian Bale...
*runs out of thread laughing madly*
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
RDJ doesn't really make my no-no hole sing. I just love his acting and the fact that he used to be high 24-7 and got into more car accidents that he remembers. Now that's CLASS!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
But How do REALLY feel?
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"I was thinking about maybe getting me a career in pictures."
- Theodore Bagwell
My mistake -- it's 48 pictures total, not just RDJ. I've calmed down now. Still some good shots, though.
Christ, you didn't tell us that was just one of FORTY-EIGHT PICTURES of the sexiest man alive! Oh, my. You may not see me for a while.
I have ALWAYS said that RDJ is the ONLY man I'd ever go straight for. My no-no hole would love that peen!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Submitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:47pm.
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My fingers are in my ears and I can't hear you... la la la la la la la la la la.
Oh my God yes. Personally, I think he's improving with age, maybe because I'm the same age. Also, even if he's short, he has to be taller than me (five feet tall), so I don't care. Smart, funny, gifted, gorgeous, and kind of fucked up -- that's everything I ever want in a man.
Submitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:47pm
Damn. That's hot.
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Chemo is not sexy
Many years ago I was walking through the mall and there was a guy in a suit in front me me. Now, I have a thing for good suits and this one spoke to me. It was wonderful and this man walked like the way the God's would walk had they taken a modelling program (not Barbizon, sorry MK). Suddenly, the suit, or the man in it stopped. He had come upon a cologne section. He applied some with finesse---splashing and waving the fingers. He gave me the biggest smile and I returned it. Yes. It was RDJ and it made my day because I love his films. It would be a fantasy to hit it. (Only if my fantasy allowed him to refind the suit too).
Submitted by Richiegay on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:26pm.
Yeah, he is a short arse.
He'd have to be REALLY funny to overcome that.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:29pm.
Oh, like you'd even stop to ask!
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I know, I was just trying to be sociable. That set of lips are like #7 on the important things I need him to kiss.
Slitty, RDJ was in a comic book movie which clearly in my fantasy territory. And it's your fault I'm into the "gray hairs." It was YOU that introduced me to the gray- aired Greek God in Vegas. Now I'm hooked. So beesch, don't make me put the razor out mah hair!
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
meh - i'd hit it when he did Ironman...uff! *fanning self*
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:22pm.
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In case you are wondering and I didn't make myself clear Y-E-S, yes, YES, Yes, yEs, yeS, yES, and YEs.
Dee, I'm sorry, but RDJ is clearly out of your age range, I'm sure there's a vampire or a Power Ranger that's just waiting for you. Yes, I am vicious right now, let go of his sleeve and back away.
"RDjr, I love your face, your up, your down, your everyplace.
I love your in's, I love your out's, I love your round-about's.
But most of all, I love no other....Unless, of course, it's your STR8 older brother."
Love.
Baby Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
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OK, but would you let him kiss you on the lips? :)
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Which set of lips are we talking about.
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Oh, like you'd even stop to ask!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:28pm.
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Oh, I think you know. BWAHAHA!!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
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OK, but would you let him kiss you on the lips? :)
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Which set of lips are we talking about.
YES I so wanted to hit it in his Home For The Holidays looks.
I'm getting that Bill Bixby-right-before-he-turns into-the-Hulk vibe here.
I think it's the 1970's man hairdo that's the prob...and the turkey bone chest.
just can't get past it...
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:21pm.
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Not that kind of hitting (not unless he was freaky and wanted it). I should have said that I would tap his ass like an Irishman would tap a keg on St. Patty's Day.
HELL YES! Sluttsville's-ways and twice everyday...
Of course all I would ask is for him to talk me dirty, oh and a roleplay scenario where he is Iron Man and I'm a can opener.
MK are you crazy??? Maybe that is a question for another time. However, do you realize Mr. Jr. is like 4'10" he would have to be laying down for you to bump his sweetness. One day in NYC a few years ago I almost stepped on him near Times Square, he is that small. I didn't see him, but after we passed him my buddy told me what happened and told me as he recognized RDJ to his face the bitch got all evil and gave him a nasty side eye attack.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
Ditto what Sluttsville said!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
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OK, but would you let him kiss you on the lips? :)
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Wha Slutty? I think not! You betta' step off gringa! RDJ is my vato and that fo' life, chica!
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Radiohead - Weird Fishes: Live
RDJ has been sexy since day one. Like people have said, smart and witty is also huge in my book. I love that he's been a mess, seems a lot pervy,and used to fall asleep in homes that were not his. He owns his flaws and I'm happy to see him thriving again. I'd like to get a lot pervy with him! Someone once said "I'd lose all my morals with him". I second that.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
So just so we're clear then, that's a Yes from you? LMFAO!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:18pm.
I would hit that frontwards
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hit it like Chris Brown...?
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
I would hit that frontwards, backwards, sideways, horizontally, vertically, straight, crooked, raw, cooked, organic, with pesticides, partially, fractional, wholly, clothed, naked, wearing fur, dented, once, many times, silent, squealing, smoking, pulled out of a ditch, dirty, clean, drunk, sober, sick, well, injured, in the dark, or with the lights on....I believe that my answer is yes, I would hit him.