Monday, February 9th 2009

Would You Hit It?

No, this is not another picture of Vadge from W Magazine. It's Robert Downey Jr. on the set of Sherlock Homey shot by New York Magazine. Basically, we know that the new Sherlock Holmes loves showing off his "Skeletor on roids" body. This much we know.

Even though RDJ looks like a muscled-up Mr. Peanut without his monocle or top hat, I'd still hit that shit. I would bounce on that gristle body until all that was left was a dried up piece of beef jerky. Smack all the juice out! I mean, this is Julian Wells. It's a fucking obligation to sex that shit up if you get the chance.

VIA Towleroad

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LOLZ! i thought it was dustin hoffman!

that is bizarro....are you sure it's not photo shop?
god I hope so....to me it looks like the body of
a 70 plus year old former mr. atlas or jack lalanne

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

WallyRaffle's picture

??????????
when coke heads are high they give you some of their coke. How could you hate on that?
He is on the verge of my tastes though, i'd say yes to downey but no to iggy, i.e. downey in 2 years.

the grinch is coming's picture

Yikes! hell to the NO, not even in his youth I would have hit that shit, too coke head for my taste.

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"

Snowblood's picture

Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:02pm.

@queencharisma
girl, here it is- for some of us, there's something totally compelling about a fucked up old drug addict.

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That's IT! That's totally it, right there; QueenCharisma, you summed it up so perfectly. Too fuckin' true! And him, he's a fucked up old drug addict who was a hot, hugely popular twentysomething film star and even through all that insane dope crap, still stayed in the game, and keeps making great films and creating memorable roles, is still a success no matter the drugs-past.

Yeah, this kind of old fucked up drug addict/film actor type has a certain kind of sexiness that a newbie, younger, less experienced and less talented guy can't really match up to.

Oh yeah - and Robert Downey Jr. can feel the fuck free to wander into my house in the middle of the night FUBAR and flyin' high ANYtime! You reading this, RDJ? I mean if you happen to find yourself going through a flashback-relapse or whatever, of course. Anytime, RDJ, anytime baby...

night all!

meadowgirl: do you like that movie? i've heard alot of people say that they didn't want to watch it because they didn't like charlie chaplin, but i love charlie chaplin...do you like charlie chaplin? or did u just watch it for RDJ?

meadowgirl: i love the film where he played Charlie Chaplin...he was amazing in that film to me

meadowgirl's picture

my fave movie is defo Tuff Turf even though he doens't have a big role in it. i love his early shit, you know Back to School, Weird Science and of course, Less Than Zero.

but i seriously fucking LOVED his crazy ass in Home for the Holidays by Jodie Foster.

fucking. loves. it.

Meadowgirl: wats your fave RDJ movie?

cheetahstripes's picture

Downey is the man! He's a hardbody AND a cutup, what's better than that?

meadowgirl's picture

oh, and side note tangent: Sandbitch...

you have the BEST ICON/AVATAR EVARRRRR!!!

*sings* finaaaalleeee it's happened to me! right in front of my eyes!

loves. it. all. day. long. Bernie. :D

meadowgirl's picture

i'd fucking hit it back, front, up, down, all around and then again. i'd sit AND spin.

i've loved him since Tuff Turf! i miss his gap in his teefs though.

Iron Man and then Tropic Thunder sealed the deal for me all over again. i love him! rawr!!!

hell to the fucking yes.

even more than Mah Boo or Christian Bale. yep.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:12am.

That ain't more grizzled..that's more strained peas. Although I wouldn't throw Connery outa' the rack for eating crackers, I wouldn't put it past him to have a mini-stroke and jizz himself and then tell me exactly why it wasn't good for me.
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Edited so no one else will put me in the crotch and make an avie from it.

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Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:55pm.
@queen
so no rdj, no christopher walken...but yes to sean connery? you're definitely more grizzled
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That ain't more grizzled..that's more strained peas. Although I wouldn't throw Connery outa' the rack for eating crackers, I wouldn't put it past him to have a mini-stroke and jizz himself and then tell me exactly why it wasn't good for me.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.

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Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape
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That totally got me too.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Cleopatra2U's picture

To answer the title question: HELL YES

Cheeky LiL Ape's picture

LMFAO!! @ "No, this is not another picture of Vadge from W Magazine." That was fucking HILARIOUS!

pleaseMe's picture

@queen
so no rdj, no christopher walken...but yes to sean connery? you're definitely more grizzled

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:34pm.
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Christopher Walken?! EWWWWW - what the hell?! LOL

Now if you had said Sean Connery, that'd be a different story....

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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

jiggywiddit's picture

Ooops--got stoopit.

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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby

http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:53pm.
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LMAO! Ok, you got jokes about my drought?
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I'm just funnin' wif ya. We're having a Christopher Walken sex fantasy night over on the Courtney Love post now.

Why don't ya come and get ya some?? :-)

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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby

http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 11:02pm.
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LOL, damn. And ew.

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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

pleaseMe's picture

@queencharisma
girl, here it is- for some of us, there's something totally compelling about a fucked up old drug addict.

QueenCharisma's picture

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:53pm.
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LMAO! Ok, you got jokes about my drought? That's cool. I'm sorry, I just don't get the RDJ lovefest. Yes, he was hot in the 80s and early 90s, but the drugs have shot his face to hell. And that body is just gross.

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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:51pm.

I don't get it.
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We know baby. You mentioned that on the Open Post and we're all praying for you.

But you don't want "it" from a 4 ft tall alien midget, right? No, not Tommygirl, RDJ.

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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby

http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 5:03pm.

icebunny!!
I am completely memorized by your avie!!

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LOL, I had the avie of the shave babies' rear end before but I got fed up and tried another hair color

I see Islandgirl is continuing the shaven baby syndrom :-)

lily1313's picture

Gross, it looks like some alien creature is squirming its way out of him...God I hate the 6 pack. 9 pack..whatever..www.mermaidsmilk.com

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:55pm.

*cracking open bathroom door* Honey, you know I buy them in bulk at Sam's Club.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:50pm.

Wait Dee, before you lock the door....do you have a couple of AA batteries....whaaaaa...for the TV remote, I swear.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:47pm.
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Turn the damn water hose off......I don't interrupt you and your "Taster's Choice" moments with Viggo, Vampire Bill, and much to Dv8's surprise, Johnny Depp.

islandgirl's picture

Ladies, please contain yourselves!
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QueenCharisma's picture

I don't get it.

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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? - Heather Duke

FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc

DeeDee's picture

Oh hell IG!!! Please excuse me a minute. *slamming door to bathroom*

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NitWitty's picture

Fuck! *drags fire hose up in here*
Trust me, if I had pix of RDJ barfin' his lower intestines out in a gutter of Palm Springs a few years back, y'all thank me for this.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.

Sluttsville's picture

*uses Sham-Wow to clean up clittylitter*

Uhum..well,thanks IG.

Sluttsville's picture

*turns on loudspeaker* PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE RDJ, HE IS PRESENT FOR VISUAL PURPOSES ONLY, NO TOUCHING OR LICKING ALLOWED!!!

islandgirl's picture

DeeDee and Slutty, this one's for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ5c16Yt840
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deez's picture

Every time I see RDJ I think of all the ways I'd do him and he'd do me.

So yeah, I'd hit it. A lot.

Snowblood's picture

YES!! Julian Wells! My god I loved that movie and book, and the film most definitely established my lifelong obsessions with Robert Downey Jr. and James Spader. And Robert so seems like the kind of guy who'd kick it with people without being stuck up or elitist, and plus he strikes me as having a really fucking awesome sense of humour.

Oh yeah and of course I would hit that shit, what the hell kinda goddamn question is that?? OF COURSE! ALL day long, whenever, in every imaginable position, 'til the coke ran out. Wait - he doesn't partake any longer, does he? Hm. Well I wonder if he's been shooting up Mexican steroids, or if he just naturally earned this recent body-rippage depicted here...

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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea." ~ Robert A. Heinlein

jiggywiddit's picture

"Jiggy this is a muddy, handsome and delicious! just like RDJ..."

@ Sandy--

throw that bitch on the barbie! But RDJ is a little bitty crab. Wonder what a midget crab is called?

Anyhoo, glad you enjoyed the horseshoe! ;-) I've petted one, I have.

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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby

http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/

jiggywiddit's picture

@ Sandy--

I'm disappointed. I always pegged you for one who liked bigger than a pint.

@ Richiegay--
LOL. You "nailed" it.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:23pm.
Mr Downey, if you're reading this - just ignore those other ugly bints. Pick me, PICK MEEEEE!!

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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby

http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/

Richiegay's picture

The desperate housewives have spoken, they will hit it !

'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'

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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 7:18pm.

Angel_i

count me IN!!!!

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Yeah, babay!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

KatieScarlett's picture

I would hit it over and over....

MyFingersHurt's picture

Yes, of course I would hit it. YUM. (I don't think he looks bad in this picture at all, either.)

Probably...maybe...hmmmmmm...let me think...sure.:0)

Sandbitch's picture

Mr Downey, if you're reading this - just ignore those other ugly bints. Pick me, PICK MEEEEE!!

xxyxz's picture

Angel_i

count me IN!!!!