Battle Of The Hemorrhoid Faces
I used to think that only Lisa Rinna's lips looked like a puss-filled, crusty roid, but now I think her whole face looks like it should be sitting comfortably inside a butt crack. The same goes for Nikki Cox. Why are these woman doing this shit? What do they have against looking pretty? Do they think they will get more attention if they look like they should be marinating in a tub of Preparation H? Well, it's working.
Although, in Nikki's defense, Jay Mohr is to blame. Fucking his stupid ass would turn anyone into a Klingon. When his peen goes in, your hotness gets sucked the fuck out.
Here's Lisa Rina, Nikki Cox and Nikki's dehydrated chichis at the Grammy Awards last night. And both of those dresses really belong on the Rock of Love Bang Bus.
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It's obviously all Angelina's fault...Women think just because they have gigantic pillow lips they can capture whatever appeal Angelina has...Its absurd. Men dont even really like it, especially if its not natural. Some women were just meant to have average size lips, they go perfectly with their faces.
nikki is a marvel.
I guess these women ave found that fake lips distract from fake boobs.....although....maybe nikki just has always had the most superior bra in the world.
What a fail. I'm pretty sure Nikki has some kind of body dismorphic disorder or something. She used to be so gorgeous, and with real boobs. It's sad what she's done to herself. Jay Mohr should be put in jail for allowing this kind of fuckery.
Also: Angie is going to look like Lisa in like, 4/5 years max.
Hopefully soon (yesterday would be good) that horrifying lip implant shit will go far, far away.
I've seen a pic of Lisa Rinna pre-blown up lips and she looked great. WTF? I don't get why people want to fill up their lips with chemicals.
I thought that was Jolie with colored contacts in for a second (Rinna).
@cleopatra ain't no "lips aside" with lisa rinna
Lips aside, I think Lisa Rinna looks really good here.
Nikki Cox, notsomuch. I think her boobs are real because she had huge ones on "Unhappily Ever After" when she was just 17... Since then, in addition to developing an unhealthy cosmetic surgery addiction, she has also dropped a good bit of weight (20-25 lbs. maybe?) for someone with her size frame... So they really are dehydrated/deflated... Maybe she had all that weight from her body injected into her face! It's not just her lips, it's her whole FACE! And it's SCARY!
No matter what Nikki Cox wears, her botoxed face will overshadow the trashiness..except for now. That dress is fug with giant sagging saline tits. wtf..
At least Lisa Rinna knows how to dress. This dress is elegant (except for the big giant chakra decoration on it).
You are sure right about those dresses MK! Sluttsville all the way. But Lisa Rinna always dresses like she getting ready to go on the stroll. At least it's not leopard print for a change!
I agree with Nanners: Nikki's bringing Charo back. (WHY?!)
Seriously, Lisa's dress is way classier than Nikki's- not that that's hard to do...
And in defense of *some women* who get fake boobs, I have huge jugs that are natural and I always wanted to get the real stuff taken out and replaced with some kind of fakes in the same or smaller size. That way they stay up on their own and weigh about 20 pounds less! :-D
But these women use some lousy surgeons. I've seen some that look pretty damn real- but not those!
Between these 2 and Jolie, they all loo, like they have GIANT LIVERS on their lips.
Blech.
ITS JAY COX MOHR!!!! Dont get it twisted!
WTF. Why won't someone sit them down and tell them that their faces look terrible?
I wish ladies would stop getting their lips injected. . I don't think I've seen anyone who has had them done actually look good. Just work what you were born with!
I also don't understand getting fake boobs. They look terrible and I can't imagine how a man/woman would want to feel on some hard, plastic bolted-on sacs.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 1:46pm.
Nicki's "dress" looks a lot like Lingerie to me.
I concurr, doctor! Can Lisa even close her mouth all the way?
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Double the fug...and someone tell Rinna that cheap ass hair piece looks retarded.
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Actually from the last set of pictures I saw I think Nikki's lips have gone down some... maybe she is rethinking her look.
is it possible to be fuglier than fug cause that's what's happening here...neither one of specimens have no right being at the grammys, let alone looking like this on purpose....
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Why don't these women take care of their skin? have a good skin care regime from like 13 years old and on and you won't need plasitc surgery. Embrace what your face is and stop trying to look like other people
Shit Mohr isn't much to look at but even that ugly fucker can do alot better than this! Instead of changing his name to Cox, he should just change wife's. She looks like a pussy with a carbuncle growing on one of the lips. Dam don't come out without a bag over your head bitch, your scaring the children!
I've seen Lisa looking a lot worse than here.. she is for a woman her age still ok. Has an ok bod, nice eyes etc etc just that mouth is over the top.
Nikki on the other hand has two little peas for eyes, a bulldozer mouth and indeed dried-up chichis. What a waste of plastic surgery money.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:08pm.
I don't understand why attractive women feel the need to mess around with what they have, but then again, I'm openly fug.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
that face of Nikki's is nightmare inducing...wtf did she do?? It is a Wildenstein Jr., but why even go out looking that hideous...but besides her busted face..her boobies look like there stapled on...she is skeletal and gross as hell. Rinna looks like shit as usual.
Nikki Cox used to be so beautiful...before she did that shit to her face. Sad. Stupid. She looks like a plastic blow up doll with super suck-a-dick action.
Gross.
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A tale of travesty:
One of them is over 40, trying to look 20 still.
The other is in her 30s and looks like Joycelyn Wildenstein's stunt double.
Sin and a goddamn shame!
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Forget about locking up Chris Brown. They need to lock up Jay Mohr's ass if he encouraged his bitch to fuck up her fce.
It's so sad that Nikki did that to her face. She was gorgeous before. I hope it never becomes "beautiful" to look like a plastic doll. . . that's one trend I'm NOT going to follow.
These women are so desperate to be beautiful that they actually paid to look non-human, and are anything but beautiful.
Most appropriate headline EVER! ;^D
Nikki Cox is in the early stages of Wildenstein Face. She is seriously grotesque. She needs to stop.
When Lisa married Harry Hamlin, she was quite pretty. Then she started fucking up her looks. I don't understand why attractive women feel the need to mess around with what they have, but then again, I'm openly fug.
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Didn't watch the channel Rinna was on last nite but saw a re-run today. Just awful with a capital AAAAA. Doesn't even look like her and worse, her interviewing skills. Was she doing her best, annoying yenta Kathie Lee impression (and Joey was Hoda Kotb)??
I rather look at Lisa' ass-mouth
Rinna's hair looks as bad as Abdul's. Hope the pancake bun trend fades right now.
aside from their surgically distorted countenances, the more fundamental question is why these two pieces of hollywood D-level tripe are allowed in the Grammy's?
The grammy awards are pretty much finished as a credible music award at this point.
lisa was so pretty before her lip injections. why did she ever think that was a good idea? They look like pillows!
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Lisa was good on that entourage arc...
I actually was her agent for a while in the 80s before
she took off...she was a nice and gorgeous
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She did an early rock video for Bon Jovi
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Say what you will but I think Lisa Rinna has gorgeous eyes.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Why are these woman doing this shit? What do they have against looking pretty?
**************************************************That's easy, they're doing it cuz they think that every guy who sees them will look at their lips and imagine them on his cock making the owners of said lips instantly and automatically sexy. Pretty sad really, cuz it looks like they stapled a babboons ass onto their face and MOST people just laugh at them behind their backs.
Did Lisa get her lips pulled in/pinched or something? It looks like she now has a constant pucker on her face, which makes her lips look even worse, and I didn't think that was possible.
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they both look severe but what is the age differance between these two? i get lisa trying to fight the clock but nikki cox has no kids and i thought she was younger--girl looks beat!
Lisa looks fierce...Nikki 'aint doin any of this right, plus her toes curl over her shoes....EWWW!
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"What do they have against looking pretty?"
It's too time consuming. I'm getting old. I don't spend much time looking pretty because that is time that I can't get back.
Nicki's "dress" looks a lot like Lingerie to me.
Nicky Cox is starting to look like Joyce Wildenstein.
I thought that pic of Lisa Rinna was some Trannytastic Angelina Jolie impersonator. She has always been a hot mess though.
Nikki Cox looks tragic.
Lisa's look like a big ass chewed up piece of hubba bubba gum and Nikki's look like two vienna sausages.
YUMMY
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Submitted by zantx915 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 1:32pm
OMG, nikki was my girl crush too! She was so hot back in the day, and now she looks totally beat. And her smile seems so....wide. ugh.