The Photoshop Awards: Vadge In W Magazine
Just put a little salt on your no-no to stop it from puckering up a storm at the sight of these panty creaming pictures of hot ass Jesus. I think writing that sentence just earned me an extra shift cleaning Satan's dick butter off in Hell.
Every hole is screaming GOT DAYUM at Jesus. I'm surprised his utter hotness didn't melt all the plastic in Vadge's face. It probably did, but the Photoshop slaves fixed that shit up. Actually, they probably just copy and pasted Vadge's face from her Sex Book right over these pictures. Too bad there isn't an "erase desperation" tool in Photoshop, because this shit is covered in it!
I won't make one rude comment about her roidy poon, because she mostly her crotch area to herself in some of these pictures. I mean, she's crossing her legs on the cover! It probably took a dozen cranes, hundreds of crow bars and a few gallons of holy water to achieve that shit.
In the second thumbnail below, we are witnessing a grown man realize that he's just sold his soul to The Vadge. But he deserves that shit for tattooing "Jesus Lux" on his back. Only an asshole would tattoo their names on themselves, but I'd still lick on it. It probably tastes like boiled douchewater.
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Mandonna looking like a dumb ass! What else is new? Jesus is gay!
I like the shoot, it takes me back to my childhood when I used to like Madonna. Jesus is gross though, he looks like an ultra feminine Michael Jackson from the late 80s.
She looks more masculine than he does.
W magazine must really be a souless POS.
Wow, she IS the Gloria Swanson character in "Sunset Boulevard." I mean, it's OK now that she's buying the young peen as rich old men have been buying young chocha for ages, but to put it out there for all the world to see? He looks like a hustler, she looks like a tired old broad clinging desperately to any semblance of youth. As Joe Gillis said (right before Norma Desmond shot him): "There's nothing tragic about being 50 - not unless you're trying to be 25."
I'm completely desensitized by this moron.
She's meeting halfway like all of them do: trying to "rebel" against society while still whoring it up because she's too fucking vain to pull anything actually shocking.
At least Britney Spears put her fucking sex appeal on the line when she had her freakout moment. Couldn't say that about Vadge or any of the rest of the androids.
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 10:33pm.
I'd get on my knees for Jesus...
Hahahaha!
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Vadge is my new hero. She not only uses her money and fame to get tapped by an exquisite young piece of man meat , she takes pictures of it! (like none of you bitches would do the same thing..) It's no nastier than all the rich pepaws who have trophy whores...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I'd get on my knees for Jesus...
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puppy side eye.
LMAO @ Who Datt
CLASSIC! LMAO!
I'm surprised W didn't go all the way and shoot pictures of Jesus face down in a pool and Vadge in a turban descending a staircase with the caption "I'm ready for my closeup now, Mr. de Mille".
In the third pic it looks like she's sucking his brain out of his head. His beard is barely baby pubes for crying out loud.
She looks like Mrs. Robinson in these pics and I think she should walk around all the time in black and white. In technicolor she scares the crap out of me. She is one scary woman.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, that is one ugly bitch! And she is WELLLLLL past her sell-by date!
I'd lick the sweat off his ass crack and eat the holy host out of any...well you get the idea. Praise God I have found the Lord Jesus Christ as he lives, walks, smokes and breathes among us! This takes my religious fetish to WHOLE new levels. The Italian Priest Calandar is like Men's Health compared to This. More JESUS!!!! More I say! And all you haters bow down to Vadge for bringing Slutty Back! Bitch Better do another SEX Book, with My Jesus Lord and Savior. And I love that she's jewish now and still wears rosaries!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
jesus looks good. but madonna should be ashamed of herself. she's the mother a 12 year old daughter isn't she? what an example. she needs to hang it up already and focus on being a mother to her daughter.
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
Mmmm, he is yummy!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
He's very nice to look at. :0)
What in the hell did she do to her face this time? Between the photoshop and the latest lift, she's starting to look like a 1970's Faye Dunaway.
@Dee & Angel,
Well, Dee like I said before, he could call me his wench any day. I'd could do the laundry on his abs while I milked his...well, yano
Angel--Sorry, I like to play pirate with that little trail!
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:23pm.
Oh, Jesus! This man is like a walking god. The only flaw is that he shaves below his belly button. I personally like to follow that little treasure map to the jewels.
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Escalando! You're a lil' minx. ;)
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 6:23pm.
Oh, Jesus! This man is like a walking god. The only flaw is that he shaves below his belly button. I personally like to follow that little treasure map
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Ooh...I don't like the way treasure trails get stuck in my teeth! Besides - I already have radar;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Oh, Jesus! This man is like a walking god. The only flaw is that he shaves below his belly button. I personally like to follow that little treasure map to the jewels.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
I hope he gets away from her soon. If she clamps down those cooche lips on his dick, she'll suck the life out of him.
Poor Jesus...I hope Madonna's dentures didn't snag his foreskin.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
I like them,she looks great...photoshopped or whatever...it works.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
ohhhh, madonna doing sex again. how original
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i would like to leave my fingerprints all over jesus...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Who cares about flipping Madonna? I would do Jesus all over again and again, starting over as necessary!!!
I think what she is trying to do in these pics is to still go against society's norms and say fuck you women can still be hot and sexual in their 50's and they don't have to be married and settled down.
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I'd be able to get with that if she hadn't gotten extensive and extreme plastic surgery (cheek implants to me is extreme.) Most women who aren't trillionaires can't afford the sexuality surge that looking young again by plastic surgery can afford. To me these pics might say fuck you women WHO ARE FILTHY RICH can still be hot and sexual, ect etc.
So yes i agree with you.
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I was watching some top 50 hits of Madonna thang the other night and remembered how great she was in her youth and probably up until the age of about 40 (Music was her last decent album, everything since then has been utter shite). She revolutionised the concept of female sexuality through the 80's and 90's and really was a pioneer in the world of sex/gender politics. It saddens me then that she has really lost her way in the last 10 years. I think what she is trying to do in these pics is to still go against society's norms and say fuck you women can still be hot and sexual in their 50's and they don't have to be married and settled down. She is still following the same politics she has always done, except.... it just doesn't quite work any more. Ever since she put that awful leotard on for Hung Up she has consistently failed to get it right - she has failed to be a middle-aged woman and to still be sexy. It could have worked but it needed to be done with a bit more class and probably some better tunes. If she'd had this she may well still have been great, but everything she's done since has just seemed more desperate than Jennifer Aniston naked on the cover of GQ magazine. It's too late for her to do sexy cougar slut now because she's already done Princess Diana-esque Lady of the Manor. It just doesn't work and it never will. She should never have come to England, its been all downhill since then.
What happened to the All-English-and-Proper Vadge?!
Submitted by wawawawewo on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 2:29pm.
>sigh< I get tired just thinking about her.
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Then stop posting about her.. you dont realize but you are a catalyst for Madonna that keeps her going.
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My post did not launch her career and does not sustain it. I am no catalyst for Madonna - she doesn't need any help from me!! I haven't spent a dime on anything she has done since I bought "Like a Virgin" on cassette when I was like 9. It is her prerogative to to be all controversial (I guess) and "sexay" and it is mine to express my opinion of it. I'll post about whatever I like - that's what this place is all about.
Doesn't bother me when Madonna gets photchopped because everyone knows she looks like shit in real life and is older than Matusalen but when they do it to Britney i'm about to lose my shit and throw kittens out open windows from high risers. fuck.
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What is this, Sex Y2K?
We already saw the first book, Snadge!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 3:12pm.
Jesus must have some stomach to be able to bag the hag.
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mmmmmyeah, I'm looking at his stomach right now..................;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
i find the other 2 dudes look way hotter than jesus...
Got dayum!!! It's been like ten years since we've seen the true Madonna. This is her! Eff all the other crap this bitch does, like writing kiddie books so that it covers up the stench of her raunchy past. This bitch needs to do what she knows how to do best. Whore it up, bitch!!! And this dude is off-the-chain sexxxxsaaaay!!! Jesus!
eeeeewwwwww! That's just not sexy
Um...she does an awful lot of smoking in these pictures. She can only drink Kabblahblah water because it's only water pure enough for her...but she's cool with supporting cigarette smoking?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The photos look great. She shouldn't have photoshopped her wrinkles out though. Now THAT wouldve been interesting...
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
She's just GROSS!
Jesus must have some stomach to be able to bag the hag.
Wow. This man is perfect. I don't even SEE her in the picture. Madonna is just trying to make money - she doesn't care what you people think. There are millions of fans out there that love her so, what we think doesn't really matter now doe$ it?
oOO He's pretty. I want to put makeup on him.
Submitted by ant on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 2:40pm.
Thanks for clearing that up.
I actually think the photo shot itself is very good. But it would be hotter if Charlize Theron or Penelope Cruz was in it. Madonna is not aging gracefully.
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Are you joking? Madonna looks great ad the fact that she is still doing this in her 50's is pretty awesome for women over the age of 40. So many times we see famous men in this character. Its refreshing to see a strong woman in control
Penny or Charlize would be boring
actually fetal alcohol syndrome kids have super wide set eyes...it's sad i used to volunteer and work with a few...
actually fetal alcohol syndrome kids have super wide set eyes...it's sad i used to volunteer and work with a few...
Submitted by gina latina on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 2:33pm.
I hate myself for admitting this and I know I'm alone in this, but, I love that photo spread! Maybe because it makes me feel like I died and went to 1991.
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Hahahahahahahahaha, you are so right about the year. I think Madonna is trying to channel her former self too.
I actually think the photo shot itself is very good. But it would be hotter if Charlize Theron or Penelope Cruz was in it. Madonna is not aging gracefully.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale