Did Chris Brown Beat On Alien Princess RiRi?!
Chris Brown allegedly beat a bitch in a car at around 12:30 this morning and the cops are currently investigating it. The shit went down after Chris and the chick (most likely RiRi) started arguing inside the car. They both got out of the car and that's when shit got violent. Chris allegedly delivered a beat down on the woman and then left the scene when the she called the police. When they arrived, the victim was visibly busted up and said Chris was the one who laid it down on her. The cops refuse to give the chick's name. They are now looking to speak to Chris and may arrest his ass.
Chris and RiRi were supposed to appear and perform at the Grammys tonight, but it was announced that both of them canceled. They won't be performing or walking the carpet. A source told The Insider that RiRi's face is "slightly bruised."
It wasn't not funny! Why didn't RiRi retaliate by knocking that stupid cunt with her alien tenhead of wonder?!
You don't hit the Alien Princess! I hope her alien subjects from her home planet beam down on to Earth and handle this shit.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that the new Ike Turner is no longer on the run. Chris turned himself into the police tonight. There apparently was a warrant out for his arrest. Oh shit! And I just saw his Doublemint commercial during the Grammys. Pulling an Ike Turner on RiRi is not minty fresh.
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Texas Tart i think is BEYONCE OR ONE OF HER FAMILY MEMBERS FUCK OFF BITCH!
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THERE IS NO EXCUSE EVER FOR BEATING A CHICK!
...I can't concur with that...there are lots of excuses to beat a chick....that said, I'm glad I AM a chick and can beat a chick! I'm not saying Chris Brown is right in what he did...but I know that as a woman, some of us can be some lowdown bitches.
That siad I am all for equal opportunity bitch slapping anyway so don't take me seriously. Shit if it wasn't called assault and you didn't have to pay a fine and go to jail and all that, I'd probably be beating mofos and bitches on the regular! Some days I even check my wallet just to see if I can really afford to beat someone down that day....lucky for most people I stay broke.
Some people just grate on your last nerve like that, like they just asking to get the pimp hand straight to the grille...(well, okay, most people grate on my nerve like that) but some of y'all can stop acting innocent like you don't want to smack bitches some days.
I remember in high school it was all good, you could take your earrings off, grease your ass up with Vaseline, put your hair in some braids and just let a bitch have it....man those were the days.
But a man cannot beat a woman. Men...hello, do not beat women! Hire another bitch to beat her for you. Like Faith Evans....
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:50pm.
Bossy - what the hell are you smoking this morning? I don't give a shit if she is the biggest cunt ever on the face of the earth there are countless number of ways to deal with it other than beating the shit out of a chick. Geez I can't believe that you took the time to write all that shit - ! Okay one more fucking time THERE IS NO EXCUSE EVER FOR BEATING A CHICK!
Beating the shit out of a chick? That's exactly my point, you haven't even seen her. You don't know if her messed her up or slapped her. You don't know what she did or what was said before it happened. It's just ridiculous to hate him without knowing what happened.
Bossy - what the hell are you smoking this morning? I don't give a shit if she is the biggest cunt ever on the face of the earth there are countless number of ways to deal with it other than beating the shit out of a chick. Geez I can't believe that you took the time to write all that shit - ! Okay one more fucking time THERE IS NO EXCUSE EVER FOR BEATING A CHICK!
Chris - Yo tough guy, cmon over and take a few swings at me you miserable piece of shit. You won't live long enough to get booked.
today,i'm happy to be a Christian Bale supporter!
what a fucking coward
a man who hits a woman deserves to get his penis stapled.
Men who beat their women are pathetic dickless pieces of trash and there's no excuse for that, but I don't know if I believe this.
I remember a while back there was a blind item here. We all might of goofed off saying it was Beowolf that was getting he ass beat in private. Now we know it was Rhi.
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Wow Xewndar1.
I bet you're really smart and have lots of friends. I bet even some of your best friends are black.
Douchebag.
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Not sure what is fact or fiction at this point. But according to the TV they said it happened in a limo. Now, I'm not sure if there could be charges against the limo driver for leaving a woman busted up on the side of a road and driving the douche who did it away. (?)_______________________________________________
Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
I'm wrong for this and I don't even care - but if he did beat his girl down, he just got sexier to me, and I can't even lie about it.
Oh, and you can only beat a bitch if she DON'T BEAT BACK -- ladies, always be ready!
Meh whatever. She'll prolly make excuses for him, stay with him and he'll do it again, over & over. Fuck em both I say.
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Submitted by Texas Tart on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 9:08am.
PS....you guys are so FULL of shit........y'all know if it was RiRi beating on him you would be on here taking the piss
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Perhaps...but there's a big difference in the kind of damage that RiRi could do to Chris than vice versa...for one thing. Quite frankly, I wouldn't respect either one of them for raising hands to each other.
Someone asked (o yeah - Provolone, of course!) if there wasn't EVER a time to beat on a bitch. I thought: well, yeah - maybe if she's beating on you and you're askeered. That's just very pathetic, tho - dontcha think?
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Submitted by xewndar1 on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 2:02am.
haha stupid ho needed to be bitch slapped. whatever this coming from a nigger isnt suprising.
Submitted by Texas Tart on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 8:58am.
HA i hope he delivered a serious ass kicking....rough her up a bit......any damage he does to her will be an IMPROVEMENT!!!
-- Seriously, what is wrong with you two? Assholes.
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In a 2007 interview with Giant magazine, Chris Brown revealed that his mother had been physically abused by his stepfather.
"He used to hit my mom," the singer, who was arrested Sunday night for allegedly assaulting girlfriend Rihanna, told the magazine. "He made me terrified all the time, terrified like I had to pee on myself. I remember one night he made her nose bleed. I was crying and thinking, 'I'm just gonna go crazy on him one day . . . ' I hate him to this day."
In the same interview, he said he had studied martial arts, which he used to defend himself once in a fight with several classmates.
Brown said after his mother broke up the fight, he urged her not to go to the police. "Don't go to no cops pressing no charges," he reported begging her, "like we don't do that in the hood."
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PS....you guys are so FULL of shit........y'all know if it was RiRi beating on him you would be on here taking the piss & laughing about it.......none of us know the full story so no need to be jumping out ya prams over it........maybe he put his hand up her skirt and got a found out she had a bigger dick than he did, THATS why he gave bitch a beat down!!!!!
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Why does my Knight in shining armour always turn out to be a cunt in tin foil!!!
HA i hope he delivered a serious ass kicking....rough her up a bit......any damage he does to her will be an IMPROVEMENT!!!
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Why does my Knight in shining armour always turn out to be a cunt in tin foil!!!
Punk Ass Bitch! I hope Riri gets Jay Z to beat his ass down like the bitch deserves! And that she has enough sense to get out of that relationship right quick!
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So after all the fancy ass footwork and dancing he does, he's just a little punk. RiRi was supposed to kick him 'square in the nuts' Eric Cartman style.
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I'm not making any judgement about him or her. Okay, maybe I'm making some judgements about him.
All I can say is that is fucked up. if you're in a relationship where you are belting eachother you need to get out and get counselling so you don't get into a pattern.
I feel sorry for people in this situation. They cannot cope with their emotional shit like normal people.
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No human has an excuse to hit anyone, man or woman. However if a girl lundged or hit me first the bitch is getting it back equal I don't give a shit I have a right to defend myself even if it is a woman attacking me. There has to be more to the story but right now he's a cunt. I saw them in concert together in November last year and they where certinally very lovey dovey.
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You're right--really, no one should hit anyone - I've dealth with plenty of men who were physically abused by their women - so it's not just a guy/girl girl thing - it's a human thing, and personally, I'm not down with violence of any sort. I just get pissed off when I hear of or read about "Ike Turner" shit like this. I know too many women though who are quite happy in the Victim role, and stay with their abusers, make excuses, bail them out, etc.
My own mother-in-law has been putting up with shit from her husband for almost 50 years, making excuses for right and left, and he's nothing but a bully (and a coward, as well, because I know he'd never try to perpetrate this shit on another man).
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I know the obvious thing to do is feel for Rihanna and loathe Chris Brown but there's probably a lot more to it than we will all ever know.
People shouldn't hit each other but sometimes it's a lot more complicated than the big bad guy hitting the nice, insecure girl. That nice, insecure girl may be a total nutcase but she'll be an even nicer, heroic girl in everyone's eyes after she gets hit even ONCE and reports him. He'll forever be an asshole. On the other hand, he may just be an asshole, we have no idea. Lay off.
"...But the absences of Brown and Rihanna put a huge hole in the Grammy telecast. Rihanna was supposed to sing "Live Your Life/Disturbia" as the second performance of the night, Brown was later to sing "Forever."
"Each was nominated in the pop collaboration with vocals category, Brown for "No Air" with "American Idol" champion Jordin Sparks; and Rihanna for "If I Never See Your Face Again" with Maroon 5. Brown was also nominated for male R&B vocal performance for "Take You Down."
Let's hope after Chris took RiRi "down" she'll sing him a nasty version of "If I never See Your Face Again" and quit that bitch for good, if he tries to come back... Brown needs to watch that PSA about not hitting women; over and over again, for 12 hours straight, while strapped to a chair.
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I hope he goes to jail,what a looser.
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I hate to say it, but - typical... He's freaked up, but of course he has money and will get away with it...
TMZ said he paid his bail and is out...
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Chris Brown's arrest sheet and mugshot is coming soon arrest sheet has been released by the cops. Shows him being booked and released. Court date set for march 5th.
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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:12am.
I would tell the spammer that he's out of jail already...but I'm not talking to him.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
LMAO! Manimal.
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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 02/09/2009 - 12:12am.
I would tell the spammer that he's out of jail already...but I'm not talking to him.
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Someone tell the spammer that this Chris cunt is out of jail already.
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Submitted by writingdivas on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 11:54pm.
God, will you fuck off already??!!
i wonder if he used an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh?
i can't wait to see all the shows tomorrow like the view and showbiz tonight. they will be all over this!
chris brown is still in jail or not??
tsk tsk Chris!
I hope the poor girl isn't too seriously hurt. I also hope she presses charges, testifies against him, and doesn't take his woman beating ass back!
i find it hilarious just because
the same time the grammys was on
on lifetime they had the ike and tina turner movie on
ahh coincedence indeed
One report says she's still in the hospital. Anyone know if that's true?
Damn Chris why did you have to go and do that? I hope this isn't true, but if it is I'm glad RiRi called the cops on his ass.
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Look, WritingDivas, can you maybe get arrested for throwing a keyboard at someone?
She wouldn't share her umbrella?
More info! Chris Brown turned himself in:
Rhianna Files a Police Report, alleged attack by Chris Brown.
Chris Brown under investigation for alleged assault.
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This is just unacceptable. I don't give a damn if Rihanna was being clingy and/or possessive. If she was, then break up with her! Hitting her isn't the answer.
I wonder when she'll drop the charges. Come on, you know she will.
If it was indeed Rhianna WTH were they fighting about that could have started all this?? Jezuz
Someone over at Just Jared was the first to break the story this morning (check out post 20) Apparently this isn't the first time this has happened.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/02/08/rihanna-chris-brown-grammys/all-...
Submitted by april666king on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 10:45pm.
...What the FUCK? So the fuck what if she may have started it, still doesn't justify the fact that violence is never the answer.
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Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:28pm.
If this is true, homeboy needs his ass kicked. Maybe Christian will do it! (see sig)
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Nah, he's too busy raping his boyfriend and hitting his relatives.
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