The Hottest Bitch At The BAFTAs
When Sally Farmiloe, the Chicken Cutlets of Britain, arrived at the BAFTAs in London tonight, every whore in that joint should have gone home. It was done as soon as Sally hit the red carpet. They should have bestowed all the awards on her and called it a night. Seriously, this is how you show you up to a fucking event. You put on your finest sparkles and throw your dignity in the trash! This is how it's done. And it's also nice to see that Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It" wig has a found a new home on Sally's head.
I wasn't joking when I said that all those whores should have quit that bitch when Sally arrived, because there was a whole lot of fug on that damn red carpet. It looks like a dump truck dropped trash all over that shit. Bitches looked beat! Below is a few pictures of the raggedy ass hos of the BAFTAs. Goldie Hawn is looking like she needs to take a good, long 2-hour fart. Actually, she might have let one out and Daniel Craig's piece got a good whiff of it, because she's smelling something nasty.
And the look on Penny Cruz's face in thumbnail #4 is the same face I've been making every time Kate Winslet wins something and goes on and on about how surprised she is. It's the "Bitch, stop acting like you don't win shit" face.
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Sally Whatshername's teeth is the same color as her wig.
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i haven't committed a crime. what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Holy Rats nest Batman, wtf is going on with Marisa Tomei's hair?
WTF happened to Goldie Hawn??!!!! SHe looks like a doublewide trailer draped in black satin.
That's Big Texas Hair.
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My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former employers to go fuck themselves.
Goldie, please step away from the Botox nice and s l o w!
My God, wtf has happened to her and why is she at the BAFTAS?
James Bonds ole lady is old and ugly
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If it fucks, floats, or flies, its cheaper to rent.
Does BAFTA happen to stand for Busted Ass Fashion Tits and Ass? Just wondering. Cause if it does, all of these hoes went home with an award last night
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Too much hotness to comment on! Where do I begin???? Be still my beating tiger heart, for I have found my role model!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...