The Hottest Bitch At The BAFTAs
When Sally Farmiloe, the Chicken Cutlets of Britain, arrived at the BAFTAs in London tonight, every whore in that joint should have gone home. It was done as soon as Sally hit the red carpet. They should have bestowed all the awards on her and called it a night. Seriously, this is how you show you up to a fucking event. You put on your finest sparkles and throw your dignity in the trash! This is how it's done. And it's also nice to see that Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It" wig has a found a new home on Sally's head.
I wasn't joking when I said that all those whores should have quit that bitch when Sally arrived, because there was a whole lot of fug on that damn red carpet. It looks like a dump truck dropped trash all over that shit. Bitches looked beat! Below is a few pictures of the raggedy ass hos of the BAFTAs. Goldie Hawn is looking like she needs to take a good, long 2-hour fart. Actually, she might have let one out and Daniel Craig's piece got a good whiff of it, because she's smelling something nasty.
And the look on Penny Cruz's face in thumbnail #4 is the same face I've been making every time Kate Winslet wins something and goes on and on about how surprised she is. It's the "Bitch, stop acting like you don't win shit" face.
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Umm, is that a man?
And Goldie: Holy shit, please do something with your hair!
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Here ya go ya horny bitch:
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Craig-12255.html
Title of the post is "Daniel Craig's trouser monster." Enjoy.
*licks lips*
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
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That's Penelope, right? I hate her dress.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by blueberry on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:01pm.
OMG Goldie...time is a bitch.
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You know - those were the EXACT words in my head when I saw her.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:07pm.
That hair is just magic of amaze times.
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Yeah, I was having trouble, myself, putting words to that. So thanks for your help there:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Is that a Jane Fonda/Vanna White mashup?!!!!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:44pm.
Judi Dench claims to have seen DC's 007 and claims it's a "monster."
Never have known Dame Judi to lie, so it's good enuff for me.
And if it's true, then he obviously used his unit to beat his girlfriend's face.
re Sally Farmiloe: It's good to see one of the Mandrell sisters made it to the BAFTAs.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:09pm.
Daniel Craig's woman looks like a dude.. Homeboy has an Adam's apple and she is all shades of FUG!!
Jesus Christmas, he could have done way better, he is after all an A-List celebrity..
I know, I know, I sound shallow. But there is nothing fascinating about this woman, she looks like she has the personality of MR. ROGERS. I hate when horse face chicks get all the luck!
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AMEN! If that hot bitch is into fugly chicks, then I got only ONE question for him: WHY HER AND NOT ME???? I'm fug and I swallow!!! Danny, call me!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:09pm.
It may have been on here. It was in an interview posted somewhere online. I'll try to find it for you.
Got me all hot and bothered, and prior to, I'd been neutral on him.
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
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Daniel Craig's woman looks like a dude.. Homeboy has an Adam's apple and she is all shades of FUG!!
Jesus Christmas, he could have done way better, he is after all an A-List celebrity..
I know, I know, I sound shallow. But there is nothing fascinating about this woman, she looks like she has the personality of MR. ROGERS. I hate when horse face chicks get all the luck!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:44pm.
Judi Dench claims to have seen DC's 007 and claims it's a "monster."
Never have known Dame Judi to lie, so it's good enuff for me.
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Hahaha, where did ya read that?? Judi rocks, man, I love her.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
"Gomorra" should've won best screen adaptation. That movie fucking rocked, almost as much as the book.
Eh. Kate deserved her award.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
That hair is just magic of amaze times.
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As the perpetual "cute girl", I have a soft spot for little Emma! Love her.
The rest of this bitches....busted.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 8:03pm.
And here I thought the ref. would be lost! Thanks Sheeps!
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Did someone lace the water supply of Great Britain with a fugly drug 'cause *nobody* is looking good here.
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I think Freida Pinto is the only one looking good in those pictures.
OMG Goldie Hawn is pregnant!
Oopsie! That's just her dress.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Goldie's fightin' it. She's just not ready to "grow old gracefully"; I think she's secretly jealous of her daughter, which is sad.
Last time I remember seeing Goldie she was probably a good coupla hours into a shitface and trying to hold it together on Letterman. I was embarrassed for her. It wasn't a pretty sight...
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Bafta winners: (the names of winners are seen first in the various catagories)
The full liust of Winners for the Orange British Academy Film Awards in 2009.
Click on the Category headings to watch clip highlights...
BEST FILM
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE – Christian Colson
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON – Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall, Ceán Chaffin
FROST/NIXON – Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Brian Grazer, Ron Howard
MILK – Dan Jinks, Bruce Cohen
THE READER – Anthony Minghella, Sydney Pollack, Donna Gigliotti, Redmond Morris
OUTSTANDING BRITISH FILM
MAN ON WIRE – Simon Chinn, James Marsh
HUNGER – Laura Hastings-Smith, Robin Gutch, Steve McQueen, Enda Walsh
IN BRUGES – Graham Broadbent, Pete Czernin, Martin McDonagh
MAMMA MIA! – Judy Craymer, Gary Goetzman, Phyllida Lloyd, Catherine Johnson
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE – Christian Colson, Danny Boyle, Simon Beaufoy
THE CARL FOREMAN AWARD
for Special Achievement by a British Director, Writer or Producer for their First Feature Film
STEVE McQUEEN (Director/Writer) – Hunger
SIMON CHINN (Producer) – Man On Wire
JUDY CRAYMER (Producer) – Mamma Mia!
GARTH JENNINGS (Writer) – Son of Rambow
SOLON PAPADOPOULOS, ROY BOULTER (Producers) – Of Time And The City
More about the Carl Foreman Award
DIRECTOR
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE – Danny Boyle
CHANGELING – Clint Eastwood
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON – David Fincher
FROST/NIXON – Ron Howard
THE READER – Stephen Daldry
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
IN BRUGES – Martin McDonagh
BURN AFTER READING – Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
CHANGELING – Joe Michael Straczynski
I’VE LOVED YOU SO LONG – Philippe Claudel
MILK – Dustin Lance Black
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE – Simon Beaufoy
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON – Eric Roth
FROST/NIXON – Peter Morgan
THE READER – David Hare
REVOLUTIONARY ROAD – Justin Haythe
FILM NOT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
I'VE LOVED YOU SO LONG – Yves Marmion, Philippe Claudel
THE BAADER MEINHOF COMPLEX – Bernd Eichinger, Uli Edel
GOMORRAH – Domenico Procacci, Matteo Garrone
PERSEPOLIS – Marc-Antoine Robert, Xavier Rigault, Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud
WALTZ WITH BASHIR – Serge Lalou, Gerhard Meixner, Yael Nahlieli, Ari Folman
More about this category
ANIMATED FILM
WALL•E – Andrew Stanton
PERSEPOLIS – Marjane Satrapi, Vincent Paronnaud
WALTZ WITH BASHIR – Ari Folman
LEADING ACTOR
MICKEY ROURKE – The Wrestler
FRANK LANGELLA – Frost/Nixon
DEV PATEL – Slumdog Millionaire
SEAN PENN – Milk
BRAD PITT – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
LEADING ACTRESS
KATE WINSLET – The Reader
ANGELINA JOLIE – Changeling
KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS – I’ve Loved You So Long
MERYL STREEP – Doubt
KATE WINSLET – Revolutionary Road
SUPPORTING ACTOR
HEATH LEDGER – The Dark Knight
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – Tropic Thunder
BRENDAN GLEESON – In Bruges
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN – Doubt
BRAD PITT – Burn After Reading
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
PENÉLOPE CRUZ – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
AMY ADAMS – Doubt
FREIDA PINTO – Slumdog Millionaire
TILDA SWINTON – Burn After Reading
MARISA TOMEI – The Wrestler
Sally needs some fucking Crest Whitening Strips for her yellow teefs! What's with the British and bad teef?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:44pm.
Judi Dench claims to have seen DC's 007 and claims it's a "monster."
Never have known Dame Judi to lie, so it's good enuff for me.
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:59pm.
Sally looks a lot like a couple of the dudes who were in that band Britny Foxx.
We don't get enough good Britny Foxx refs anymore.
I thought that was jane fonda!
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The war isn't working.
Where is Tomei's hot ass boyfriend?!
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Marisa Tomei looks like she on the good shit.
And is it me or does Amy Adams/whatever her name is look insanely awkward in almost every picture taken of her? She looks so "tight".
Did someone lace the water supply of Great Britain with a fugly drug 'cause *nobody* is looking good here.
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I think Marisa Tomei has officially given up.
OMG Goldie...time is a bitch.
Whoa. According to TMZ Chris Brown assaulted an unknown woman in a vehicle and Rhianna will neither perform nor walk the red carpet at the Grammy's. WTF is that about I wonder?
I'd rather drink vomit than wear 90% of the shit these people are wearing. Jeebus.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 7:44pm.
James Bonds ole lady is old and ugly
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Sorry, but so is he. Never liked that dude, fucking ugly nose and dumbo ears.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Sally looks a lot like a couple of the dudes who were in that band Britney Foxx
Sally looks like a low rent hybrid of 90's Marla Maples and Loni Anderson with a dress from Vanna's Wheel of Fortune collection.
It's called 2 pairs of Spanx, Goldie. Live it.
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
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She has a short wig on over her actual hair. Now I have seen it all.
lol home
Tomei is still gorgeous but damn...the lady is waaaaaaaaaaaasteeeeeeeeeeed.
No winners list? I want to know if Toby Kebbell won.
For a prestigious award show why does everyone look so busted? Seriously where's the glamour?
Jane Fonda looks Grrrrrreat!!!!!
(Kind of a Michael Phelps joke, 420!!)
Amy Adams is always wearing the same fucking dress, just in different colors!
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Bottle brush head.
Even her wig has a wig which has a wig.
Gosh, is she wearing flippers?
Wide-awake-drunk eyes don't look young.
I don't care how high you raise your boobs,
you're STILL OLD LOOKING.
Armpit pussies require sleeves. HELLO? If you're too lazy to work your arms then wear sleeves.
PLEASE. I BEG.
The Barbizon school of modeling did a great job on this one.
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Went partying Friday with a bitch who sez she's FB friends with Daniel Craig. I would hit that from every angle.
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somebody already beat us to it--grapedrinkbaby
http://webaholicsanonymous.blogspot.com/
Marisa Tomei looks beat and busted! And now I'm sad looking at the fug woman that hot Daniel Craig has on his arm. The injustice!
Did Goldie get her some fake memaw titays? Cuz bitch usta need extra mosquitos just to make her 12 year old girl tittays look like mosquito bite tits. Whatevs. She needs to give it up. She's a memaw. Get the soccer mom bob, slap on some Mom jeans, a themed sweater and call it a day...DONE.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How about posting the chris brown and rihanna story?
Dear God....what the hell happened to Tomei?! Homegirl looks like she just got stuck in a tornado!
And her teeth just about match her hair-color (which also looks like a Clairol box-job). White Strips, people! They sell them everywhere! Get your assistant to pick some up and USE 'em, dammit!
Even an old Trasher like me can afford that shit.
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I know she's old, but DAMN, what the hell happened to Goldie Hawn? She's another one who need to learn to take pics with her mouth closed.
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Goldie looks waaaasted.