Fishy's GOOP Might Be A Copycat
The broad on the right is Mary Kate Hearon and she claims soggy Fishsticks Paltrow's GOOP is just a bootleg version of her newsletter The Weekly Beet. Page Six says that on her Facebook page, Mary told her friends that Fishy straight up copied her newsletter about eating seeds and pooping on banana leaves. Mary said she actually introduced Fishy to her newsletter a few years ago, because she knew she was into that grass-loving crap.
Mary went on to yap that she eventually met up with Fishy and surprise, surprise, she was a total organic cunt. Mary said Fishy "was sooooooo nasty to me, it was scandalous! Chris Martin, the utmost gentleman, stood to shake my hand, but she smirked and was silent when I asked how her dinner was . . . I never thought in a million years she'd . . . create her own site very similar to The Weekly Beet . . . Goop has the therapies I've tried, the foods I love, the detoxes that work! A lot of the same stuff!"
Fishy's friend said that Mary is vomiting up lies, because they have never even met.
You know, I think everyone in the world should consider suing Fishy. We need to have a meeting with Larry H. Parker. I mean, most of our assholes have been spewing out POOP for years and years. Class action lawsuit alert!
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Devilgirl, I think the only celebs with original ideas are Tina Fey, Chris Rock, Ralphie May, and possibly Margaret Cho & Will Ferrell. In other words,literate comedians. Wait, does that mean I shouldn't class them as celebs?
Am,
I thought MK nicknamed Miss Dreadful Posture Paltrow Fishticks in one of his best double puns."Fish" is power top slang for a woman, sticks refers to her figure when not preggers.
I love your avie. Despite being a middle aged barracuda who has the personality of General Francisco Franco on a good day, my childhood affection for Sanrio was reborn when I was around thirty. I was seriously pissed that they discontinued Little Twin Stars. Oh well. I used my 32 year old Sanrio cookie cutters a few days ago. Yum.
Forget this bitch, tell me.... has anyone here seen "RuPaul's Drag Race?" That shiz is on fire!
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Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:25pm.
Why is she called Fishsticks?
It was a name the hotness known as Ted Casablanca nicknamed her. Mk liked it so much he decided to call her that too. It's mentioned in the vintage Dlisted.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
Ugh! I went to to check out the site and she refers to herself as "MK." damn you Gwynnie original!
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P.S. Gwyneth is a whore.
With Organics, if you can only do one thing, meat or dairy is adviseable. As a whole, those fruits or vegetables where you eat the skin are best as organics (carrots - which most are mainstreamed and people don't even realize it, apples, pears, peaches, potatoes). Foods with skin on them are protected. Some organics are close in price to conventional foods (like bananas)
Not to go off on an Organic tangent, but: Whole foods gives tours (I don't work there but they offered me a job blah blah blah) on how to shop there on a budget. They offer conventional and organic foods. Their conventional produce is of a high grade and exceptional, as well as reasonably priced. Their organics, in season are reasonable too.
Favorite book on Nutrition: 'If the Buddha Came to Dinner' by Halle Sophia Shatz. She talks Organics and food combining but her main point is to eat seasonally for the most nutritional benefits.
*Steps off Soapbox and falls*
I love Whole Foods.
I love Betty Crocker icing more.
Well, I'm an organic cunt too because I love healthy shit.
I am having such a non-Fishsticks lunch: BBQ'd chicken, cheddar cheese potatoes and a juice box!
It's highly likely that this is true. Celebs, singers, comedians, etc. do this allllll the time and get away with it because they have the bigger names and bigger walled should they need to have excellent lawyers.
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:25pm.
Why is she called Fishsticks?
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Cos she's as crusty and as shapeless as one?
Haha, stupid ho.
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I was thinking because she was just as boring but your explanation makes sense too. Thanks!
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Fishy was a total organic cunt.
No way!! She looks so nice.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:25pm.
Why is she called Fishsticks?
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Cos she's as crusty and as shapeless as one?
Haha, stupid ho.
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Although I like to go organic if possible there are times I don't. This time is not organic please...just like my rare porterhouse!!
Mary Kate looks like a Demi Moore copycat.
wait, but have both of these girls eaten chris martin's goop?
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Not only is Gwyneth a talentless cunt, she's a plagarist. Surely an embarrassment to the great Blythe Danner.
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Why is she called Fishsticks?
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Submitted by onthebrink on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:21pm.
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LMAO..sorry
Do you want me to bring the air in a can or should I eat the Chipotle sauce and use my own air?
Zappy said "Wendy's Chipotle sauce. That causes some serious Trumpet Blast intestinal noise. I don't even think Wendy's carries the sauce anymore."
Zappy you need to come over to my house and clean my moniter - I just spit coffee all over it and it is totally your fault!
Mary Kate must be thinking about a copyright suit. She has to show that Gwyneth was exposed to her work.
Did Gwyneth Paltrow forget she is an actress? When's the last time she had a hit where she was the lead?
Submitted by birdie on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:09pm.
The best detox is a six-pack of beer and some spicy Mexican food. Clears all the toxins out of your body.
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Wendy's Chipotle sauce. That causes some serious Trumpet Blast intestinal noise. I don't even think Wendy's carries the sauce anymore.
Gwyneth, an entitled cunt with no original ideas? Who'd have guessed!
Isn't Mary Kate doing what's known as the "poor man's facelift" in that pic?
The best detox is a six-pack of beer and some spicy Mexican food. Clears all the toxins out of your body.
Like who would want to claim they started that newsletter anyway.
That said, has any celeb ever had an original thought before in their entire lives?
"...the detoxes that work!"
DetoxES? How many fucking detoxes does one need? I've never detoxed (at least to my knowledge), and aside from allergies, I haven't been sick in literal years!!
I don't care.
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WTF is up with Gwyneth? Isn't she supposed to be a "serious actress"? What has she done lately except this GOOP crap?