Fishy's GOOP Might Be A Copycat

fishfight! with organic seeds , of course!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/

@grape: Hehe...I hope I didn't sound like I was slamming all hippies :( After all, I'm into my own weird-ass shit. I just can't stand those DAMN HIPPIES who are publicly strident and annoying about it. Keep it at home and stop acting like you walk on water.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:39pm.

I triple dog dare ya!

damn hippies! as cartman would say...lol

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:18pm.
seriously though, you know you can grow tomatoes in some potting soil (might wanna check out to make sure u don't have pesticides) in a large pot on your patio/balcony...get you some seeds, water, etc...get a small stake...tear up an old shirt and make some "ties"...as your vine grows, tie the vine to the stick so it grows upright...a few months later, you'll have some tomatoes, make sure it's got full sun...if you have two tomato plants then u have double the tomatoes...just make sure you use two pots...there's more to it of course, but i bet u guys would enjoy it...i don't enjoy it, but i think you would...could save money too...people make fun of rednecks and country folks, but these people know how to live off the land...maybe some of my country cousins could give octuplet lady a few pointers to better feed all them childrens! lol

seriously though, tomatoes ripe off the vine are out of this world! they are delicious!
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Damn you, grapedrinkbaby! Did you have to mention homegrown tomatoes and get me all hot and bothered? It's SUNDAY. Now I either have to go wake up my better half and demand that he start planting tomatoes NOW or demand something else. LOL.
He is an excellent organic gardner, as the grandson of farmers from Alabama should be, and grew up in Tennessee. As I told zappy, his preferred fertilizer is a compost bin. I've already asked that he move the basil and parsley plants to the porch,the way my mother did. By the way, do you turn one tomato stem underground? How do you fertilize? My mother & her entire family were New Orleans folks who relied on fish scraps & horse manure. They hated court bouillon so fish scraps were uneaten. Back in the day the fruit & veggie vendors still used horse-drawn wagons, hence the manure.
I swear my husband gets this intense look of goofy contentment whenever he barbecues or gets into the dirt.
TOMATO BLISS: tomatoes still warm from the vine on homemade bread with homemade mayonnaise.

DevilGirl and Cheetah: hell yes and yeehaw! i feel a rebel yell coming on! i

i am the martha stewart of the new south!

i'm gonna start posting on gwyneth's website some down home remedies for detoxing...i'm gonna tool all over her!

you double dog dare me? (yes, another local saying)

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:18pm.
seriously though, you know you can grow tomatoes in some potting soil

My mom used to grow hers below the dirty-water outlet for the washing machine. Dint hurt me none, right?

I don't see Ms. Suleman growing anything, but she would apply for government tomatoes.

Unlike the woman who was truly ripped off by Jessica Seinfeld, this woman has nothing at all to be whining about. Her website looks like organic horse poop and both her site and GOOP are the standard rich hippy bullshit espoused by Andrew Weil, Deepak Chopra, and countless others on the web.

BTW, Gwyn and Mary-Kate Ashley Colon Cleanse, I don't want to read about how you're morally superior because you eat special food and practice a lot of shit that's been completely debunked by scientific testing. And thank you, but if I want help with my internal plumbing I'll go to a real doctor, not people who don't even know how to write proper English or analyze scientific papers.

I fucking hate those who think they are "good people" because they eat certain foods and push them on other people. It doesn't. It makes you a narcissistic wanker who has neuroses, insecurities, and body image problems.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:36pm.

Seriously, during really buggy summers, seven dust is a must or you won't have any veggies or flowers!

My only problem with this is why was she SO snobby so as not to offer to endorse this Weekly Beet woman? She's doing a WAY more succinct job of the same thing - and it's WAY more marketable to the average persn... Gwynnie could throw her gazillion dollars at it and have her own personal space there where she can get all high-falutin' about nothing and it's a win/win. We get real info and she gets to play the internet guru game. So snobby.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Devilgirl: yes, sevendust is all around good! i dont' even know what the shit is, but i know it cured alot of household problems in my house!...sevendust will keep your pine tree roaches out of your house...this is especially important to ward off the psychololgical trauma of waking up with a big ass roach on your pillow (happened in my life and took me YEARS to get over)...granted, it probably gave us all brain damage but we didn't wake up to roaches crawling on our pillows anymore!

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:20pm.

And if you are eating and living relatively healthfully, you don't need to "detox". The human body is supremely designed to deal with waste and toxins efficiently.

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Trudat. It's much easier, too, on the body to just be gentle with it.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

grapedrinkbaby: please, go ahead and call Jeff Foxworthy et al....!

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:18pm.

Damn, you are the Martha Stewart of the deep South! Better than Martha.

; )

And if you are eating and living relatively healthfully, you don't need to "detox". The human body is supremely designed to deal with waste and toxins efficiently.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:03pm.
LOL! *I*'m illiterate! Haha!

SoR-RaY!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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That's quite alright. Understandable, really-didn't I admit to popping Valium from my Hello Kitty pillbox? I have BRAIN DAMAGE, LOL! The neurosurgery I had for TN failed. My hair grew back,covered the loooong scar except for the staple holes in my neck, but the hole in my skull still hasn't fused.

Wouldn't it be funny to spoof gwyneth's uppity website with a redneck version of it?

seriously though, you know you can grow tomatoes in some potting soil (might wanna check out to make sure u don't have pesticides) in a large pot on your patio/balcony...get you some seeds, water, etc...get a small stake...tear up an old shirt and make some "ties"...as your vine grows, tie the vine to the stick so it grows upright...a few months later, you'll have some tomatoes, make sure it's got full sun...if you have two tomato plants then u have double the tomatoes...just make sure you use two pots...there's more to it of course, but i bet u guys would enjoy it...i don't enjoy it, but i think you would...could save money too...people make fun of rednecks and country folks, but these people know how to live off the land...maybe some of my country cousins could give octuplet lady a few pointers to better feed all them childrens! lol

seriously though, tomatoes ripe off the vine are out of this world! they are delicious!

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 2:11pm.

VANILLA, VANILLA! Yum!: )

As much as I want to believe the worst about Gwyneth, I don't think this woman has too much to of a leg to stand on. GOOP (never read it) seems to be more about more than just diet and detox. Apparently, Gwyneth likes to tout expensive products and accessories, too. Gwyneth is hardly the only celeb into alternative health stuff, either.

Putting out a lifestyle blog is hardly an original idea.

When she said Fishsticks was a cunt I totally believed her. Chris Martin better take home a Grammy to console him for still having to be married to such a bitch.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:44pm.

No, I wasn't being sarcastic!

I don't know if you were asking me about the icing, but I like orange or lemon glaze on pound cakes! : )
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Submitted by A.cotw on Sun
What kind of Betty Crocker icing do you like? Can I send you a recipe for frosting/glaze/filling/icing or pastry cream? My favorite cookbooks are right next to my desk as I type this.
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No, I wanted to know which type of canned Betty Crocker icing you like so that I could post a recipe.
I'll make a lemon glaze (with organically grown lemons from the gartden, of course :) for one of the poundcake loaves & I'm pondering a cooked vanilla or cartamel glaze for the other. The cakes were flavored with vanilla sugar, fresh lemon juice, vanilla extract, bourbon, nutmeg and mace. Might sound like overkill, but in the right proportions it's delicious.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:50pm.
what is organic food? we always had a garden growing up in the backyard with tomatoes, beans, peas, corn, etc...my dad would put seven dust on the plants to keep the bugs from destroying the plants...of course, i'm from the south though, and my parents' families grew their their food to be able to eat...they lived in a poor, rural community so any advantage in mainting your food supply was appreciated
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I love Sevendust the band and Seven dust the insecticide! : )

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:30pm.

@kp:

Thanks for the lead! I found it the answer in one of Ted's columns:

"I adopted the nickname Fishstick Paltrow because I found Blythe’s little girl to be cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded. Come to think of it, I still do."
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Ahahaha! Good job, Sherlock. So often I just guess or try to figure out from conversation

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Thanks!

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

LOL! *I*'m illiterate! Haha!

SoR-RaY!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:01pm.

Good morning, Hussies!

Devilgirl, I think the only celebs with original ideas are Tina Fey, Chris Rock, Ralphie May, and possibly Margaret Cho & Will Ferrell. In other words,literate comedians. Wait, does that mean I shouldn't class them as celebs?
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And Dave Chappelle! And hay! They're not illiterate!
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Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. *striking heart with right fist.* I'm guilty for not including David Chappelle, as well as Steve Martin. I am NOT GUILTY of saying any of these great comics can't read,or are unintelligent. I said literate. LITERATE.

have fun folks

Without pesticides or 'conventional' means of keeping bugs from destroying plants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organic_food

what is organic food? we always had a garden growing up in the backyard with tomatoes, beans, peas, corn, etc...my dad would put seven dust on the plants to keep the bugs from destroying the plants...of course, i'm from the south though, and my parents' families grew their their food to be able to eat...they lived in a poor, rural community so any advantage in mainting your food supply was appreciated

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:44pm.

No, I wasn't being sarcastic!

I don't know if you were asking me about the icing, but I like orange or lemon glaze on pound cakes! : )

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:01pm.

Wow, Sanrio deep sixed Little Twin Stars? I did not know that.
I love Hello Kitty. I have since the late 70's! *runs and hides*
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Devilgirl,
Sanrio might still sell Little Twin Stars things in Japan-all I know is that I haven't found any LTS goodies in over a decade. The Little Twin Stars travel soap case I'd had since June 1978 broke in 1999.
Even if that was a sarcastic question, I still think you're great. Must be the Valium I just popped from my Hello Kitty pillbox. (TRUE)

What kind of Betty Crocker icing do you like? I baked a pair of sour-cream poundcakes this morning & haven't decided on which two glazes to use. Can I send you a recipe for frosting/glaze/filling/icing or pastry cream? My favorite cookbooks are right next to my desk as I type this.

Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:30pm.

@kp:

Thanks for the lead! I found it the answer in one of Ted's columns:

"I adopted the nickname Fishstick Paltrow because I found Blythe’s little girl to be cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded. Come to think of it, I still do."
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Ahahaha! Good job, Sherlock. So often I just guess or try to figure out from conversation.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

It's been pretty widely reported that Fishy is a cunt, so what I don't get is- how has she gotten all of the guys she has gotten? She is not THAT gorgeous. Pitt, Affleck, Wilson, Heinz, Martin- what did they see in her??

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:25pm.

Thanks for telling me WHO originated it. Do you know WHY he nicknamed her that?
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Isn't it cuz that's what her legs look like?

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Not just her legs. Her entire body. It's just so.....not exciting. No obvious curves (soft or hard), stick straight hair and boring face now that I think about it.

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

@kp:

Thanks for the lead! I found it the answer in one of Ted's columns:

"I adopted the nickname Fishstick Paltrow because I found Blythe’s little girl to be cold, much too thin and overly white-breaded. Come to think of it, I still do."

http://au.eonline.com/uberblog/b18523_down_undah_out.html

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:01pm.

Good morning, Hussies!

Devilgirl, I think the only celebs with original ideas are Tina Fey, Chris Rock, Ralphie May, and possibly Margaret Cho & Will Ferrell. In other words,literate comedians. Wait, does that mean I shouldn't class them as celebs?
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And Dave Chappelle! And hay! They're not illiterate!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Fishsticks=cold and bland
Gwynneth is not the first to be called Fishsticks on internet gossip blogs. It originally referred to Tara Reid because drinks like a fish and looks like a stick. This goes back a few years.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:24pm.

Goopy Face Paltrow lived in my neighborhood for awhile, and I can vouch that she is really snotty.
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Then I take back what I said about her being a whore. She is a 'C' word without a doubt.

Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:25pm.

Thanks for telling me WHO originated it. Do you know WHY he nicknamed her that?
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Isn't it cuz that's what her legs look like?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Cool! Education thread! Fun!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:21pm.
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Great info!

I read and heard recently that they are find that even those who might be susceptible to lactose intolerance could benefit from yogurt.

Yogurt is my favorite food..aside from icing, of course.

Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:49pm.
With Organics, if you can only do one thing, meat or dairy is adviseable. As a whole, those fruits or vegetables where you eat the skin are best as organics (carrots - which most are mainstreamed and people don't even realize it, apples, pears, peaches, potatoes). Foods with skin on them are protected. Some organics are close in price to conventional foods (like bananas)

Not to go off on an Organic tangent, but: Whole foods gives tours (I don't work there but they offered me a job blah blah blah) on how to shop there on a budget. They offer conventional and organic foods. Their conventional produce is of a high grade and exceptional, as well as reasonably priced. Their organics, in season are reasonable too.
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Thank you, Zappy.
Your advice sounds like...affection for even the least deserving D-Listed slut.
My organic food OFFT:
1. Many allergies and illnes can be improved by diet.A really cool nutritionist told me that the human body metabolizes vitamins and minerals in their natural state easily, but vitamins are not quite as effective.

2. Organic dairy products are a Godsend. The hormones in non-organic dairy products seem to be related to precocious puberty. Some lactose-intolerant folks can drink organic milk without any problems.And women with mitral valve prolapse usually respond well to high-quality calcium.Organic milk is great for women and migrainers who hate broccoli or can't tolerate sardines.

3. My great-grandparents, grandfather, mother, and husband were/are organic gardeners. The grandparents used fish heads, tails& scraps or horse manure. Mom used fish scraps and steer manure. My better half has a magic compost bin. I don't garden, but I cook from scratch or not at all. The flavor of organic (especially homegrown) fruits and veggies is indescribably good.

Extra thanks for mentioning organic apples. Apples are a natural treatment for water rentention, but only if eaten with the skin.

Back on topic: Fishticks is one of Hollywoods most boring actreses.

Submitted by Kp on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:31pm.

Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:25pm.

Why is she called Fishsticks?

It was a name the hotness known as Ted Casablanca nicknamed her. Mk liked it so much he decided to call her that too. It's mentioned in the vintage Dlisted.

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Thanks for telling me WHO originated it. Do you know WHY he nicknamed her that?

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:49pm.
Favorite book on Nutrition: 'If the Buddha Came to Dinner' by Halle Sophia Shatz.
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So the author is the Shatz of organic food?
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LMAO!..Her father was the 'Shatz'..past tense. She is the Shitz..

Goopy Face Paltrow lived in my neighborhood for awhile, and I can vouch that she is really snotty.

Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:49pm.
Favorite book on Nutrition: 'If the Buddha Came to Dinner' by Halle Sophia Shatz.
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So the author is the Shatz of organic food?

check out the cheesy saints bracelets on the female MK's website (under her "art" for sale) -- I got one for $1 on the beach in Tijuana from a woman who truly needed that money

Here's a great true food-news story from Friday, which I have sanitized a bit:

A diner in a local restaurant who thought his steak wasn't marbled with enough fat is in trouble with the police. Police said a man complained that his steak was "too meaty" as he got up to leave the restaurant Thursday night.

As he was leaving, police said, he got into a confrontation with his waiter, whom he allegedly punched in the face. A 58-year-old man was charged with assault, released and ordered to appear in court at a later date.

Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:49pm.
*Steps off Soapbox and falls*

I love Whole Foods.

I love Betty Crocker icing more.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

On topic: Anything that makes Fishsticks look like the narcissistic, phony bitch that she is makes me smile evilly.

Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:01pm.

Wow, Sanrio deep sixed Little Twin Stars? I did not know that.
I love Hello Kitty. I have since the late 70's! *runs and hides*