The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah Has Been Identified!
Back in December, I posted some shit about the thieving dog of Murray, Utah! The hot bitch slyly walked into a Smith's grocery store, headed directly for the pet aisle, grabbed a bone and busted out of that bitch without being caught! Well, technically, she was caught on video, but they didn't catch her ass! Until now. The bitch's owners made her turn herself in!
The bone robber's name is Akira and she belongs to the most elegant couple in Utah. They even drive a Hummer, so that means they have class! Akira's dumb bitch owners brought her back to the scene of the crime so she could dog up and pay for the bone. They are fun killers. Akira is going to piss in her owners' UGHS (you know they own a pair in every color) for doing this shit to her. Next time, homebitch better wear one of these.
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I so don't believe it. Those people just wanted to be on tv. That kind of dog looks like a lot of that breed. 12 miles my ass!!
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People Suck!
THAT IS MY GIRL....taking what she needs and not letting anyone bullshit her out of it.
adorable...
animals are the best.
-----------"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I don't care if the owners are attention whores...the story ended nicely knowing the dog had a home. A GREAT home too.
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....Einstein.
A friend of mine had an invisible fence for her dogs and it worked.. just didn't work for her dogs. Her German Shorthaired Pointer just put up with the jolt cause he knew beyond that was freedom. Her rottie however, became terrified to go outside!!!
Awww.. that was great!!
That dog rocks but that couple just wanted to get on TV....poo on them.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This dogs Rocks! Get him a Tv show !
Gotta love it. Huskies are such fun dogs. We have one and he's a towel and sock thief if he gets in the garage and there is laundry available.
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
Memo to self: teach dog how to ste...er, shop for himself
although my dog is too lazy to walk all that way.
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puppy side eye.
It's like I always says, if you buy a working dog, but don't give em a "job", they make their own fun.
Stoopid people.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
If it were'nt for the snow...that family would be indistinguishable from ANY of those douchey families roaming Orange County.Mititgation points for their choice in dogs however.Akira had me at the sprint from the store. ;^D
About fucking time. I could sleep a wink knowing this culprit was on the loose!
I've had three huskies and I can attest to their incredibly sly, naughty nature. They are the career criminals of the canine world, for sure.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
The best robbery in history was when that guy disguised himself as a tree, a FUCKING tree and robbed a bank. LMAO I think the name of the street the bank was on was Elm street or some shit. Anyway, the video showed how nobody gave a fuck that he had tree branches duct taped to his head and was robbing the teller.
Ahhh the memories of those posts here. LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
I heart him, he can have whatever he wants..send me the bill
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:47pm.
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It all depends where you live, right?
My poor baby lived in teeny tiny apartments, only made worse by the bigger homes with giant backyards all culminating in a 3 hour escape into the forest and right back to high security urban backyards. O yeah - once he went hitchiking. Luckily, that din't end up so badly, either.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
I went up to the northwest territories last February to go dog sledding. If you love dogs and snow, I would HIGHLY recommend it. Best. Fun. Ever. At night under the northern lights it was awesome in the truest sense of the world and wow those dogs go FAST! On a dark snowy lake under the northern stars on a doggie roller coaster - yee haw!
Happiest dogs I've ever met.
(not expensive either!)
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
I love the doggy's back legs when he walks...
Whoops, edit "she"
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
dogs are just the best
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They SO are! You reminded me of my pittie in the deep snow - but complete opposite, achally - he loved to torpedo big piles of snow, he was SO fast! and then POP! out! Surprise!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
coffee TABLE!
Oopsie:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:47pm.
My collie used to disappears for a few days every now and then. But that was because he was a dog (aka not fixed). He was a purebred, so maybe that makes it not so bad? haha looking back I'm sure he needed the breaks! He'd tolerate ANYTHING I did to him, including going out fishing in the rowboat almost every morning in the summers at the cottage. Poor guy, he sat on the wet bottom of that boat for hours on end.
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:53pm.
My mom had a dog that was part husky, part giant schnauzer part godzilla..she would prance like a deer...
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huskies are beautiful dogs. so soulful and intuitive. my pup would run like a deer too . . . and she LOVED the snow, hopping thru snowy ditches like a big bunny.
dogs are just the best
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Ha! I had a collie growing up. He was the best darn dog ever. But he used to sleep on the coffee when we were out
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That's one talented dog!
Mine preferred milky tea.
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:47pm.
my pup was part husky. apparently these dogs are like uber slueths. they can escape out of ANY leash/chain. they love hunting at night,
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My mom had a dog that was part husky, part giant schnauzer part godzilla...and she would run out into the forest and come home at, like, 3am and just BARK! and BARK! and BARK! until we let her in. Jeez Louise! Conversely - she was my best pal of all of them. She kept the big, badass boys in check and I could trust her taking her for walks in the woods...she would prance like a deer...really lovely times. But we really cycled through the good, the bad and the ugly, that dog and I.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:24pm.
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Ha! I had a collie growing up. He was the best darn dog ever. But he used to sleep on the coffee when we were out.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
my dog was a kleptomaniac.
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I hope she had puppies. That would be a enticing selling point.
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lmfao!! tits, you are special!
my pup was part husky. apparently these dogs are like uber slueths. they can escape out of ANY leash/chain. they love hunting at night, like girls go garage saling on saturdays!
she dint have any kids, but had lots of siblings (kinda like me!) heehee
i had to give her away because my neighbors were ready to shoot her and burn me at the stake
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The freaking bone was only $1.89. I bet their employees steal more than that every minute they are working.
Cheap bastards!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:24pm.
My collie used to gently and softly steal cookies out of my hand when I was a wee girl. Wouldn't realize it was gone until I saw him eating it.
It wasn't long before all sorts of things were being blamed on that poor dog.
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
my dog was a kleptomaniac.
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I hope she had puppies. That would be a enticing selling point.
Always been sorry I had my cat fixed prior to discovering that he preferred to vomit in the litter box. I could have made a fortune!
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Don't pray for me, I'm part of the control group.
Hey Angel! dogs are just the best. haha! i can see your dog chomping down that sandwich. it's actually so cute! he just decided that was a 'must have' food morsel!
lol, yeah, maybe my puppy was giving me a hint. actually, she was the one who loved ripping up the yard. but i couldn't stay mad at her
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that's the cleanest "smith's" grocery store i've ever seen...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:19pm.
a nice store would have sai d "don't worry about it, that was two or three months ago",
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You know? So silly.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
@Hysteria: That's so funny. Was it...a hint? LOL!
Ok, I'm not proud but it's funny. My dog once snatched a sandwich from a woman's hand just as she was about to take a bite. He didn't touch her at all but he swallowed it whole. It's just - he didn't do stuff ALL the time - he'd just up and do something totally surprising every once in a while. I offered to buy her a new one - she said: "O...no - I wasn't hungry anyway..." Poor thing. I bought her a new one anyway.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 4:19pm.
i totally agree! give the dog a bone for chriz sakes!
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a nice store would have sai d "don't worry about it, that was two or three months ago", i can't believe they took money for that stupid bone, good god ! Plus the dog was too cute, just let the dog have it.
my dog was a kleptomaniac. it could NOT stop taking things. one morning she brought me a fine, matching pair of gardening tools. she couldn't have carried them both at once. that means, she went and grabbed one (from a neighbor's yard). then she went back and grabbed its matching copart. hahahaaa! i loved her so much.
i tried but never found the garden tool owners.
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I hate when people have the little hummers. either get a reg hummer or forget it. The hummer H3 I think it is. And I love Escalades. I have a tahoe. My tahoe doesn't burn tons of gas though. It's only front wheel drive. And I can go 50 miles back an forth on 10 dollars which isn't too too bad. On the highway that is.
i love that dog! it's smart. just go get that fukkin bone. and be on your way! that's the high life
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nice that the dog came clean. But Akira tell your humans that Milkbone make great bones to chew on.(my puppers chew them up!)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 11:58am.
C) Seeing someone in the midst of a coughing fit and insisting they've got SARS.
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LOL! Evil secret time: I was on the subway not long ago...with my bronchitis, if I go in from outside or out from in, I gots to cough. So I was very carefully coughing into my own scarf - totally covered - and this woman beside me gives me the MOST wicked death glare. I poked my face out and said: "Sorry! Sars." and shrugged. Haha! SO fun!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:29pm.
"Maudite goddamn fuckin' slut! Ferme ta fuckin' bouche et frippe moi l'tchu"
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Wow, that's awesome.
and What? My kid has a backyard! She just gots to share it with a whole bunch of other kids but that just makes it more fun:)
But, seriously, many peeps with homes have bakyards downtown, atchally.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 1:02pm.
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Apart from inviting me to lick his arse, no not really. Ha!
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
Awwwwwwww!!!!!
Love the dog. Can't fucking STAND the asshat owners. Attention whores.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:29pm.
"Maudite goddamn fuckin' slut! Ferme ta fuckin' bouche et frippe moi l'tchu"
hahahahaha. Nothing profane??
Smart dog! Stupid owners.
Love the doggie wigs, BTW.
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"I'll fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!"
Shit like this pisses me off. They completely humiliated the poor dog and are using her to gain publicity.
If you knew it was her, simply call the store, apologize and leave it at that.
Fucking bastards.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
All this negative press and public humiliation will only turn Akira into a recitivist, she'll eventually end up broke, strung out and on death row
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I've walked even further than that for a rawhide bone.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:11pm.
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I believe it may have gone something like this:
"Maudite goddamn fuckin' slut! Ferme ta fuckin' bouche et frippe moi l'tchu"
Accompanied by much expressive hand gesturing using only one finger.
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"Tis he! I know him now: I shall jump over the Moon for Joy!"
TITS, forefinger and thumb almost touching- that was the signal.
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The waiting drove me mad... you're finally here and I'm a mess
I take your entrance back... can't let you roam inside my head
-Pearl Jam "Corduroy"