Debbie Phelps' Merman Son Is Still Subway's Hooker!
I finally got a clue. If I'm going to go on and on about Michael Phelps, then I should finally post a picture of the real Phelps hotness: DEBBIE in a glamorous Chico's ensemble! Speaking of, it might be a Chico's kind of day for Debbie, because Subway released a statement saying they weren't going to throw Michael's bong-loving ass away.
This is what they said (via UsWeekly): "Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior. Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans."
Bitches probably got inundated with voicemails from lazy-tongued stoners threatening to boycott their shit if they don't make things right. A sober bitch will give anything to stop a baked motherfucker from yapping, so Subway probably just said "fuckit." Besides, IN THIS ECONOMY they can't afford to piss off a group who regularly get the munchies. They should capitalize on that shit and put out a "stoner's special" and double the price. When you're riding high on the green cloud, you will trade in your earlobes for a little bit of deliciousness wrapped in bread.
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I resent that they speak for most americans, stating that they are all disappointed in him. Speak for yourselves assholes. I am not disappointed in Phelps and no one in their mind is. The kid had a hit or more from a bong and smoked weed, so the fuck what? WTF is wrong with this country. Instead of being outraged about serious transgressions and crimes committed by their own government and corporations, people worry about some 20-something year old smocking weed (which should be legal anyway) at a party.
shit...
how about i, as a tax paying citizen, am outraged at war criminals george w bush and dick cheney and think they should be trialed for their crimes. How about I am outraged and disappointed at the immense stupid american public that for two terms in a row elected a man into office that ruined everything and now they are complaining about him and what he did, as if some force unknown to them brought this on them, as if they hadnt been warned during the last election of precisely this outcome.
Being disappointed about Michael Phelps. Well I sure as hell am glad that this country and most of its two-dimensional citizens have set their priorities straight...
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
OK. Good.
(a) I'm off to get me a tuna on honey wheat.
(b) Michael, don't fuck up again. You will understandably lose your supporters the next time. Like it or not, you do have to hold yourself to a higher standard. Also, pick better friends.
(c) Was that ratass bitch ever identified? Motherfucker.
p.s. my mom is a total MILF so i can say what i want. if my mom can dolphin boy's can too!
omg. well, i can see where he gets his looks.
You all know that cardigan thingy she's wearing is from Chico's. It costs like $120.
I work at a Chico's and yes, I have nightmares of wallpaper prints...The good thing about Chico's is there's good money to be made.
When you go to Subway, have your sandwich on honey oat bread. Seriously. Those things are delicious.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
You'd think he was a damn murderer the way the media's acting.
Mr. Phelps was really good in that Mission Impossible movie. Talented family.
leave mama phelps alone...she's the rock that made swimmer boy what he is today...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
He must get his good looks from his Mom...........LOL!!!!!
The MEDIA is ONCE again making a BFD about nothing.
The dude is 23 years old!! Let him have a bong rip IF he so desires!!! HOLLA & move the EFF on already!!
Subway didn't want to lose customers.SMART. Make my $5 Italian B.M.T. Subway NOW! :)
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Shes married. Ive heard everyone is pissed that the Shitney is in the hood. Why cant she move to mars...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 8:00pm.
I need to meet your friend. Wait, she's married? Britney bought a friggin palace.....
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:47pm.
My best friend lives in Calabasas, and is gorgeous, and now since Shitney bought in Cala, its not the land of MILFs anymore. Propery value just went south big time.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
I want to know what happened to the fucker who took the photo. Id be livid...
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
It don't matter...a hero ain't nuthin' but a sandwich anyway
and a bong hit might just enable phelps to get
one of them footlongs down his deep throat
that's how it is if you're gonna pimp yourself
out to corporate amerika ;p
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He definitely has her face - and it is actually more attractive on her!
Good to see that Subway's revenue prediction meter is now pointing in Phelps favor. Too bad their food still tastes strange - doesn't suck, but doesn't taste real either.
Phelps has probably been locked in a strict training regime since he was 14 y.o. He should head to the islands to skank it up with Wino for a bit.
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I won't point out the flaws in your Bible, if you don't point out the flaws in my life.
MILFs can be HWAT. In the tony shopping areas of L.A., like Century City or Calabasas, hot MILFs abound. But, as someone suggested, note the use of "F" in MILF.
If I owned a Subway I'd put a clock in the window that was stuck at 4:20. The stoners would see it and smoke their stash, necessitating a visit to Subway afterward.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
im glad they didnt throw him out of the contract..i didnt want to give my subway up but i would have because phelps is the shizzzzzzz too bad he will probably be scared to ever smoke weed while he is a professional swimmer...its okay mike you can come to my casa and smoke them bleezys with me..i wont tell!
HAHA, thanks angel. Unfortunately I was such an ugly kid that I never got any MILF action. Hell, even the Catholic priests didn't touch me when I was an altar boy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
MYLF!!!
But you can't. Deal with it, bitches. *fluffing hair*
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:36pm.
A MILF is a terrible thing to waste.
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MY hero! *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
A MILF is a terrible thing to waste.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:35pm.
MILFs are pretty common, but MILDs (Moms I'd Like to Date) are pretty much non-existent. :)
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*ahem!* I don't need to date you anyway! I can get a date, dammit! Just as soon as I finish putting this kid to bed!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
MILFs are pretty common, but MILDs (Moms I'd Like to Date) are pretty much non-existent. :)
It's wrong to charge him for drugs merely by the photo as you cannot prove the subtance involved as it cannot be tested. It's like charging me for speeding just because you have a photo of me sitting in a damned sports car.
I would rather look at Mama Phelps then that cyclops looking son of hers.
The Subway down the street from me has the most beautiful Cholita you've ever seen working for them. Seriously, Sharpies weep when they see her. When she asks me what I want I say "whatever will keep you from cutting me love".
I've been told by my kid's high school guy friends I'm a MILF too, LOL. But hellyeah my own mother looked like a typical mom (better looking than Mama Phelps, though).
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 5:24pm.
What's the deal with the neck of Ms. Phelps? Just the fabled liver spots?
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O - no one answered? Yeah - they look like liver spots to me...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
*I* am a MILF - but my mama looks like that, up there:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
My mom is a MILTPDAFOS
Mom I'd Like To Push Down A Flight Of Stairs
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Why are people commenting on Mama Phelps' appearance? She's a MOM! How many of your mothers are MILFs?? LOL
Thanks, now I know how the human porpoise will look in 25 years. shudders...
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
What's the deal with the neck of Ms. Phelps? Just the fabled liver spots? Is that what they look like?
Me no eat at Subway...too many people that work there..look like they bathe in bong water. Hoik!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Subway should be grateful for Phelps endorsing them in the first place. He's a healthy, athletic guy, who takes care of himself, and fast food restaurants aren't exactly known for quality food.
They tend to be considered one of the causes for increased obsesity. High fat,high cholesterol,high calories, etc.
Like anyone would choose Subway if they're not stoned... bitch please. Who else but Mary Cary needs to eat 12" of meat?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:36pm.
I believe that cannabis contributed to my current personality disorder.
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Maybe so.
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♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
@Sugaroo: Hello... Nice to see you again.
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Submitted by ViVee on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 3:55pm.
@angel_i
I've eaten the veggie sandwiches too but it's just as gross as the sandwiches with the "meat". Funny tasting tomatoes, no thanks.
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Werd on the tomatoes!
Just sometimes when I'm out - that's what I want. Vegetables. I don't need them stirfried or grilled or roasted...I just want them on some bread with some mustard. Do you have any idea how HARD it is to find that on the street? And when you do - it's true - you're kinda scared of them. It ain't right.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I believe that cannabis contributed to my current personality disorder.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
People seriously need to get over this. Phelps is 23 and did what a lot of people his age do. The fact that some hick sheriff is considering charging him is ludicrous!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I'm glad Subway came to their senses. It's marijuana, not crack, cocaine, or meth. It's just weed. God Grass, dammit!
I like their veggie subs too, except their pickles are a little tough and chewy. They should use White Castle pickles. Wish I could just buy their bread and their Sweet Onion sauce and make my own.
I just assumed Subway couldn't find a way out of the Phelps endorsement contract or perhaps their lawyers are still working on it and they're buying some time.
I just don't know why Dolphin Boy didn't deny it was him in the photo. It was a sideways shot and I wouldn't have known who it was otherwise.
shit MK you love you some weed
Man, no wonder Phelps can swim so fast, his mother is a whale.
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