Salma Hayek's Chichis Will Save The World!
Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that shit. Yeah, right!
On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk ass asked Salma, "You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?" Salma nodded and added, "It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can."
Chelsea Handler was talking about this shit last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet "just in case." I'm going to put that bitch on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.
Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.
I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!
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This sh!t isn't new. There was a Chinese policewoman who nursed A LOT of kids orphanned in China's major earthquare last year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEqyHb7fz4
Still, I give Salma props for doing this. I couldn't see Santa Angelina (or her octopussy clone, for that matter) doing this either!!
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Submitted by M.E.: "When I was nursing I actually thought about that.
"What if I find an abandoned baby, and he's starving, should I feed it?"
Yes, I'm an over thinker. And I don't see anything wrong with what she did"
Me, too!
Americans have such hang-ups about breasts and breastfeeding and breast milk. It's silly.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
When I was nursing I actually thought about that.
"What if I find an abandoned baby, and he's starving, should I feed it?"
Yes, I'm an over thinker. And I don't see anything wrong with what she did.
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well as long as she didn't do it in public because EW! (not really, I just like poking a stick in the cage)
poke poke.
hey! no pics of this event? jesus - you could retire on the clams that shot would bring in!
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What? Did she really do that?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Does feeding a starving baby trump purchasing one?
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@Anon: Octopussy would never nurse her OWN kids. It would make her breasts saggy.
Look at the size of those tits! I mean....just look at 'em! I bet she's getting tit-fucked right now.
#1 - Nursing a child that is not your own seems a little odd to me.
#2 - The strap of the top she's wearing in this photo looks like it's screaming for mercy, as it is obviously holding its max weight load with those cans!
Maybe she can help out that stupid bitch with the 14 kids.
The whole world used to use wet nurses. It makes no difference who nurses a baby to the baby, as long as the nurse is healthy and not passing on anything in the breast milk.
Who cares. If you have extra breast milk, donate it to a milk bank. It's just fucking milk. The babies don't care when they are hungry.
Well, this is nice of her... I think. I don't know if I would have done the same. At least she did something nice for the starving baby.
Oh MK, you're delusional!. Angelina Jolie would NEVER do something like that. She's all for the globe trotting and photo ops with starving people but I don't think she would have the stomack to actually nurse a starving dirty baby. No way!. She would have to buy him first, then desinfect him and then he would have to be on the cover of OK! Magazine. Nursing for her means feeding him "cereal" in the morning and go toy shopping in the afternoon.
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Wow, I am in love with her more than ever! Godbless those angelic breasts!
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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
HA! Top that, St. Angie!
All hail Salma's chichis!
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Hahahahahahahahah!
When I was nursing I actually thought about that.
"What if I find an abandoned baby, and he's starving, should I feed it?"
Yes, I'm an over thinker. And I don't see anything wrong with what she did.
It's not like fucking Grapes of Wrath and she was nursing some starving old man who was dying in the Great Depression. Good for her nursing a baby. Nice to know she's putting those chichis to good use, which is more than I can say for the rest of the plastic brigade.
HA! Top that, St. Angie!
All hail Salma's chichis!
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It seems like a strange thing to do. But if the baby is starving to DEATH and you have the boobs bursting with goodness and nutrition...what else can you do? I salute her.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:36pm.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with what she did. People are too fucking uptight. The kid was hungry, she had titty milk. Perfect match!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:36pm.
That is pretty awesome. But seriously, did she really have a choice..look at those things! That's like Bill Gates walking through skid row and acting like he doesn't have a dollar to spare.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Titties shall save the world!!!
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I am getting kinda bored with women and their ginormous tits hanging out all over the freakin' place! No, I am not a jelly h8tr, mine are far from small, but I keep them decently covered.
There's something to be said about leaving something to the imagination or unveiling in the boudoir!
i feel so conflicted over her nursing a child that's not her own...at first, i said GROSS, then, i thought i couldn't just leave the dying infant...i dunno...i guess the lesson is bring some food when you go a land where people are starving
That is pretty awesome. But seriously, did she really have a choice..look at those things! That's like Bill Gates walking through skid row and acting like he doesn't have a dollar to spare.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Yay, Salma's boobies! Hurray!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Love her boobage!
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Why couldn't SHE flash Mikey Rourke!? fuck me..
Too big!
Thank God! So many otherwise talentless women are gainfully employed due to fake tits!
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Oh come on, people, it's just titty milk! The baby was happy to partake in those tatas!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
She needs to cover that shit up. She looks fucking ridiculous.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Ooooooooh. If she is still breastfeeding, wouldn't she travel with a pump and bottle? That's...weird to me.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Those are some big ass titties...Lovely.
I'm not going there.
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Damn, that's hot.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Well, she does have a responsibility to share her um..gifts to the children of the world. God bless her!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!