Salma Hayek's Chichis Will Save The World!
Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that shit. Yeah, right!
On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk ass asked Salma, "You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?" Salma nodded and added, "It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can."
Chelsea Handler was talking about this shit last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet "just in case." I'm going to put that bitch on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.
Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.
I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:14pm.
Hey Sheeps, just follow MK's idea and dawn a onsie, all ripped up, looking very gaunt might help!
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I wasn't aware you could do that. I thought you had to be like post-partum or something. Still a weird thing to do.
I dont see anything wrong with her sharing her tits...feed whoever you can. Kathie Lee needs to just drop dead already. Fucking idiot.
I honestly think that it was an act of kidness....and that she was really moved... or at least that's what I like to think.
What a beautiful story - almost brought me to tears. Mama powers would (and should!) heal the world if we all would just let them. Damn, I think I have a little crush on her now!
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That's awesome but nursing the baby once isn't going to really help. The baby is afterall going to have to eat again.
Btw Salma, I could use some lunch. Please stop by my office for a quick feeding. Thank you
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Uh it makes me uncomfortable to think about it, I sure think that if the baby was starving and that was a viable solution in the moment good for her for sure, but damn couldn't she have just given the lady some formula and an extra bottle? Seems like that would be more effective long term and maybe I feel like if it did happen that should have stayed out of the press. Not really something that should be told to the world if the baby lives I'm sure that child and mother would be forever greatful. That's a ton more appreciation than she'll get by it being in the papers.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:04pm.
i saw that clip. the baby was loving it, of course
she was also giving women tenanus shots. apparently, tenanus kills like half the newboorns in Sierra Leone
um, doesn't salma have breast implants? i heard that rumor
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Where did you see it?
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ummmm, i think it was either ET or "Inside Edition" last night. prolly IE
EDIT: wait, it might have been Nightline
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I'm conflicted: on the one hand, I'm pissed she had to make some public statement about her good works, like Fishsticks, Madonna, et al. On the other hand, I want some free Hayek milk.
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if i was salma's man i would be like that dad on "malcolm in the middle." he was so possessive of his wife on one episode he tried to break it up between her and their new baby when she breast fed the kid.
i'd be like "awright awright that's enough milk break it up break it up, that's my wife."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The pessimist in me tells me she's sporting Britney nips.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
When I was nursing I actually thought about that.
"What if I find an abandoned baby, and he's starving, should I feed it?"
Yes, I'm an over thinker. And I don't see anything wrong with what she did.
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well as long as she didn't do it in public because EW! (not really, I just like poking a stick in the cage)
poke poke.
hey! no pics of this event? jesus - you could retire on the clams that shot would bring in!
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TITs, she had a piece of cloth hiding her titty whilst breastfeeding. ya, damn
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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:04pm.
i saw that clip. the baby was loving it, of course
she was also giving women tenanus shots. apparently, tenanus kills like half the newboorns in Sierra Leone
um, doesn't salma have breast implants? i heard that rumor
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Where did you see it?
And even if she does have implants, as long as the milk ducts weren't damaged, she can breast feed fine.
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SO MY STATE TAX DOLLARS GO TO THIS JACKASS MOM WITH 666 KIDS AND ILLEGALS AND LAZY FUCKS WHO DON'T WANT TO WORK, AND I WILL ALSO NOT GET A STATE TAX RETURN...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING FUCKING ON...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK..I'M MOVING TO SOUTH DAKOTA!!
those tits could SO save the world, and salma knows it :)
lol@comments on steinbeck! (that was a lame ending imho)
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Damn.. those are the world's best chi-chis, they should win a fucking Oscar!!
Healthy boundaries there, dumbass. UNICEF may, or should at least, be questioning her judgement when on location for her (and their) awareness-raising.
This woman has no brain, and has based her entire career and existence on her human head-sized boobs.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:40pm.
When I was nursing I actually thought about that.
"What if I find an abandoned baby, and he's starving, should I feed it?"
Yes, I'm an over thinker. And I don't see anything wrong with what she did.
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well as long as she didn't do it in public because EW! (not really, I just like poking a stick in the cage)
poke poke.
hey! no pics of this event? jesus - you could retire on the clams that shot would bring in!
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Poke the cage, receive a tit in your face!
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SEND SELMA TO THIS BITCH HERE WHO JUST HAD THE 598438369237897696964 KIDS AND LET THEM SUCK ON HER TITS, SO US IN CALI. DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS IDIOT WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS!! OH WAIT THIS MENSA IS ON 'DISABLILTY' AND IS ON OUR FUCKING TAX DOLLARS AND WE ARE ALSO PAYING FOR THE INFANTS WHO ARE STILL IN THE IU BECAUSE THEY WERE PREMATURE AND THEIR LUNGS HAVEN'T DEVELOPED YET!!
i saw that clip. the baby was loving it, of course
she was also giving women tenanus shots. apparently, tenanus kills like half the newboorns in Sierra Leone
um, doesn't salma have breast implants? i heard that rumor
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Submitted by kred on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:48pm.
So is she sending more milk or was this just to prolong the suffering of a starving child?
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Sounds like pure maternal intinct to me!! It was a pure act of kindness, lets let her get credit for this!
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Shit my mom doesn't have milk either Salma how about some lunch bitch, I am hungry. What it's not normal to breast feed at 36?
Kinda off topic:
Speaking of fabulous tittays...who the fuck is that incredible Brasilian babe in the new JIM BEAM whiskey ads?! WOW...I'm in love. I don't even drink...but I want to suck her tittays. That girl & Salma could sandwich me ANYTIME.
Hey Salma, they're are children Starving here in america! They need your chichis!! save them!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:45pm.
Is this tit day at dlisted?
Do I get to wear a funny hat?
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if she feeds every starving child in this world, we will no longer have hunger problems. thats a whole lotta milk!
she did a good thing
"So is she sending more milk or was this just to prolong the suffering of a starving child?"
I think she was trying to educate the local mothers on the importance of breastfeeding. There were plenty of new mothers and pregnant women in the village that can support malnourished babies. There were some social stigmas and myths that prevented and discouraged mothers from breastfeeding.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
Does feeding a starving baby trump purchasing one?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
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Well considering Angelina purchased her starving children most likely on the Black Market, YES!!!
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Personally, I'm really touched by her act of kindness. That's such a beautiful way to give a child what they need. More people should be so selfless. The world would be a much better place to live.
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MK, you're hopeless.
to tell the truth, MK is just saying out loud what i've been dreaming for years, and i'm a straight female.
Hey, maybe we can have some orgies, you, me, Salma's chichis and Mah Boo. HEAVEN!
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@DR.FUNK: LOL. 7/10 split!
What a great story!
So there's your criteria gents.To suckle Salma's fabulous milk cannons you have to be either:
A) A BILLIONAIRE playboy
or
B) A starving kid in Africa
Tougher than a 7/10 split.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
This sh!t isn't new. There was a Chinese policewoman who nursed A LOT of kids orphanned in China's major earthquare last year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEqyHb7fz4
Still, I give Salma props for doing this. I couldn't see Santa Angelina (or her octopussy clone, for that matter) doing this either!!
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Well, for a celebrity to do something so selfless and low-maitinance, It's not just New, It's a MIRICLE!!!!
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LMAO @ this thread...
WTF..I can understand wanting to feed a baby but WTF..offering tittay? That to me is ..WTF?
Wow!!!! I hope she's not just making this up for publicity, although that can be kind of controversial to just make up! Because that is really an amazing selfless act! I don't even know if I were in that position, if I could ever do that!! celebs who brag about donating money should shut their mouths! it's genuine acts of kindness like that that matter!!! I've never had anything bad to say about this woman, and now I most like never will! now which Dlister wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall to see/hear St. Angie's reaction to this!!!!!
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I think if I encountered a starving infant and had boobs full of milk, I would feel compelled to do the same thing.
That little baby knew exactly what to do. Any mother who has ever nursed knows that week-old babies aren't always so eager to eat, nor do they latch on as easily. It's as though that little baby knew he had Salma Hayek's boob in his mouth. LOL
God...don't give that Chelsea bitch more material please. It's bad enough what she rips off the Dlisted site.
God...don't give that Chelsea bitch more material please. It's bad enough what she rips off the Dlisted site.
So is she sending more milk or was this just to prolong the suffering of a starving child?
THIS IS SOME JOHN STEINBECK'S SHIT!!
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I think that's pretty awesome. I also have a massive crush on Salma so she could have whipped out her titty and slapped the baby with it and I would still have applauded her.
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
Every day is tit day at D-Listed. Yesterday we were all discussing bra fitting and the availability of different bra sizes.
And...um...what happens to your poo when you eat pistachios.
We are high class here at D-Listed.
Thats great , I have a friend that her mother had a miscarriage and her friend was having financial problem and could not afford milk for her baby and my friends mom breastfead the baby.
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