Salma Hayek's Chichis Will Save The World!
Salma Hayek is single-handedly feeding the hungry children of the world with her magnificent chichis of wonder! Salma recently went on a trip for UNICEF to Sierra Leone and encountered a starving child whose mommy had no milk. What did Salma do? Well, she whipped out her miracle mammies and let the baby suckle! I want to see St. Angelina do that shit. Yeah, right!
On Today (via CM) yesterday morning, Kathie Lee's drunk ass asked Salma, "You found a child that was starving to death, the mother had no milk - and you nursed that baby?" Salma nodded and added, "It's about women sticking together and we really need to help the children in any way we can."
Chelsea Handler was talking about this shit last night on her show and joked that grown men are going to start dressing up like babies just to lick on Salma's chichis. I co-sign that. I'm about to pull out the ruffled onesie I always keep in my closet "just in case." I'm going to put that bitch on and start goo-goo ga-ga-ing around Salma.
Seriously, Salma's chichis are the new Mother Theresa.
I bet if Salma went down to Wall Street and started shaking her bodacious bitties, the recession would suddenly end!
Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:27am.
What happened to the baby after that day though?
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He grew up and went on to direct porn.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I haven't any objections to wet nurses, as long as they are in good health. My only concern is whether or not the infant conrinues to be fed,something healthy, not formula made with tainted water.You know, as in teach a man to fish.....
What happened to the baby after that day though?
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i don't know what the big deal is with her boobs. its just that she is flashing them all the time.
like if i were in a store and i tried on the same dress she is wearing, i would either not buy it, or try on the next size up because it looks too small....because it is kinda tacky????
i don't get it.
that child will live forever. It has tasted the nectar of the gods. you know something divine has to come out of those breasts. The true key to everlasting life: Salma Hayek's breastmilks.
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I dont think, I drink.
Honestly, good for her for doing that. But breastfeeding a baby once will not save its life. What happens after she leaves? How will this baby continue to get nourishment?
She should put eye-liner around her nipples so she can have cholita nip-nips.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:11am.
Her tush looked pretty good, in "From Dusk Til Dawn". Particularly, dancing on the bar with the snake...
Holy Christ, yes. That was in 1996.
Her tush looked pretty good, in "From Dusk Til Dawn". Particularly, dancing on the bar with the snake......
***long live salma hayecks magnificent chi-chis!!***
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Okay, in a word, fucking gross!!!!!!!!!!!
i nurssed a baby kitty once.
true story. hah.
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see, roses really smell like boo boo
Wow, she's like the perfect woman! I would so go lezzy for her.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 7:03pm.
Got a boner over Salma regardless? Check!
HAHAHAHA
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She's gross. Her boobs are stretched out and saggy from having a baby and breast-feeding it and she has a square man-face. Not impressed...
They should probably be inspected, not a endevour for the faint of heart so...I'll volunteer! It's a tough job that someone (me) must do!
Word: she is effing hot!
Ps: check!
Veeeeery interesting (said with Colonel Klink accent).
Amazing, who would have thought her original little nose needed jobbin at all.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:42pm.
Boob job? Check!
http://www.peopleenespanol.com/pespanol/en/galleries/0,22491,1708625,00....
Nose job? check!
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/salma_hayek_plastic_surgery.htm
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Got a boner over Salma regardless? Check!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Boob job? Check!
http://www.peopleenespanol.com/pespanol/en/galleries/0,22491,1708625,00....
Nose job? check!
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/salma_hayek_plastic_surgery.htm
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:28pm.
" I only drink the finest of breast milks! "
LOL!
What are you doing back on the breast milk thread! Sicko! Just joking!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:28pm.
I just remembered that sketch that chappelle did where he spoofs Making the Band and he plays diddy drinking breast milk. Ha-larious!
http://www.tv.com/video/176/103/321314/making-da-band-episode-clip?o=tv
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LOL I remember that sketch. I love Dave Chappelle.
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Pluto had it coming.
I just remembered that sketch that chappelle did where he spoofs Making the Band and he plays diddy drinking breast milk. Ha-larious!
http://www.tv.com/video/176/103/321314/making-da-band-episode-clip?o=tv
well I think that's cool she breastfeed a starving baby. It's food for the baby!!
Coma Caca!!
Her boobs are too natural looking (droopy) to be fake, are you sure she had them jobbed? Looks like her nipples are resting on her lap (Love you Salami)
The nose job, fo' sho she had.
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I loved her in Fools Rush In with Matt Perry... soooo cute!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
A pity she had to add that gormless bollocks about women sticking together but the lactating itself seems fair enough to me.
She had superb chichis before surgery and miraculous ones after surgery. There's no way those would be above her waist without some assistance.
Zappy, no she is not all natural. Boobies are fake, and she had a nose job too.
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Well, she is a gorgeous woman and all natural. Those boobs are hers. I saw her on Leno once long time ago and her boobs were going in every wich direction. If they were polarized fake boobs, they would have gone in only one direction..straight ahead.
Bunny's right. And Salma's probably a whole lot healthier (even as a smoker) than most of the other women who were in the community. It's sad, but true.
I love her chi chi's and I love Chelsea Handler. Lucky baby.
Whatever, she was a wet nurse for a day. It's a very common practice across human history. Only in puritanical America would anyone cringe at something so ordinary. She did the right thing. I really doubt that if she had HIV or something else that she would have done it. She's knows she's healthy, so it's fine.
DAMN!!! that's an incredible, if not the best rack on earth! she's frelling gorgeous as well. hot DAMN!
I dont understand what so strange about a woman thats still nursing wanting to feed a starving baby.
These are titties people...just titties!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Lux said: Mind you, that pig was going to be food for the family later on, but...
HAHAHA. That made my day. Next time I have bacon I will remember the woman who breastfed a piglet.
pluto - have you breastfed a baby?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 4:30pm.
Yes, you CAN successfully breastfeed as a smoker - but you SHOULD NOT! Nicotine is passed through and all the rest of the toxins that come along with it.
Her daughter didn't want to be breastfed anymore - that's why ...
And to be honest some women like to get OFF on breastfeeding because they feel orgasmic. I'm just saying, it might not be as charitable as it appears.
Ugh! I hate GULLIBILITY!
Should a mother who smokes cigarettes breastfeed?
First of all, a mom who can't stop smoking should breastfeed. Breastfeeding provides many immunities that help your baby fight illness and can even help counteract some of the effects of cigarette smoke on your baby: for example, breastfeeding has been shown to decrease the negative effects of cigarette smoke on a baby's lungs. It's definitely better if breastfeeding moms not smoke, but if you can't stop or cut down, then it is better to smoke and breastfeed than to smoke and formula feed.
The more cigarettes that you smoke, the greater the health risks for you and your baby. If you can't stop smoking, or don't want to stop smoking, it's safer for your baby if you cut down on the number of cigarettes that you smoke.
What happens to babies when they are exposed to cigarette smoke?
Babies and children who are exposed to cigarette smoke have a much higher incidence of pneumonia, asthma, ear infections, bronchitis, sinus infections, eye irritation, and croup.
Colic occurs more often in babies whose mothers or fathers smoke or if a breastfeeding mother smokes. Researchers believe that not only does the nicotine transferred into mother's milk upset baby but the passive smoke in the home acts as an irritant. Babies of smoking parents fuss more, and mothers who smoke may be less able to cope with a colicky baby (due to lower levels of prolactin).
Heavy smoking by breastfeeding moms occasionally causes symptoms in the breastfeeding baby such as nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps and diarrhea.
Babies of smoking mothers and fathers have a seven times greater chance of dying from sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS).
Children of smoking parents have two to three times more visits to the doctor, usually from respiratory infections or allergy-related illnesses.
Children who are exposed to passive smoke in the home have lower blood levels of HDL, the good cholesterol that helps protect against coronary artery disease.
Children of smoking parents are more likely to become smokers themselves.
A recent study found that growing up in a home in which two parents smoked could double the child's risk of lung cancer later in life.
How does does smoking affect breastfeeding?
Smoking has been linked to:
Earlier weaning. One study showed that the heaviest smokers tend to wean the earliest.
Lower milk production
Interference with milk let-down
Lower levels of prolactin. The hormone prolactin must be present for milk synthesis to occur.
One study (Laurberg 2004) indicated that smoking mothers who live in areas of mild to moderate iodine deficiency have less iodine in their breastmilk (needed for baby's thyroid function) compared to nonsmoking mothers. The study authors suggested that breastfeeding mothers who smoke consider taking an iodine supplement.
Although smoking has been linked to milk production and let-down problems, this may be related to poor lactation management rather than physiological causes. Dr. Lisa Amir, in a review published in 2001, concluded that "Although there is consistent evidence that women who smoke breastfeed their infants for a shorter duration than non-smokers, the evidence for a physiological mechanism is not strong."
How to minimize the risk to your baby if you smoke
The ideal: Stop smoking altogether.
Cut down. The less you smoke, the smaller the chance that difficulties will arise. The risks increase if you smoke more than 20 cigarettes per day.
Don't smoke immediately before or during breastfeeding. It will inhibit let-down and is dangerous to your baby.
Smoke immediately after breastfeeding to cut down on the amount of nicotine in your milk during nursing. Wait as long as possible between smoking and nursing. It takes 95 minutes for half of the nicotine to be eliminated from your body.
Avoid smoking in the same room with your baby. Even better, smoke outside, away from your baby and other children. Don't allow anyone else to smoke near your baby.
From Kellymom
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Just like alcohol, if you wait to breastfeed unitl AFTER the nicotine is worked out of your blood stream, the baby will be fine.
Well, I wish she was around when my tittays dried up after only 3 months.
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Submitted by pluto on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 4:26pm.
BEWARE (a dose of truth)!
1. Salma is a smoker.
2. Salma is addicted to breastfeeding.
3. She didn't want to stop breastfeeding her daughter even though her friends and family told her it was enough already.
4. She likes the high you get, she's a junkie.
5. Sorry if this truth hurts. :(
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Smokers can successfully breastfeed a child.
Her daughter isn't even a year old yet, why would she have to stop breastfeeding her under 1 year old daughter?
Breastfeeding IS addictive, especially when you KNOW you are giving your child the best nutrients you can offer.
UGH! I hate ignorance!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 4:14pm.
come back miss thang! we're just funning and talking about boobie feeding!...we're prolly just as a dumb as u think we are in all reality!
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Look I don't think anyone is dumb. I was just irritated that it seems that people here have sexual hang ups about breasts and get all squirmy when it comes to wetnursing. I stated my opinion, backed it up with research, and I'm done discussing this cuz it got too serious in the first place.
Also, I didn't say "spoiled Americans." No, instead you INFERRED that, so I kindly ask what does that say about you?
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
BEWARE (a dose of truth)!
1. Salma is a smoker.
2. Salma is addicted to breastfeeding.
3. She didn't want to stop breastfeeding her daughter even though her friends and family told her it was enough already.
4. She likes the high you get, she's a junkie.
5. Sorry if this truth hurts. :(
Sometimes I wish I was still lactating, so I could pump my milk and give it to babies in need.
Jesus Christ, I'm fucking depressed now. I just watched the clip of Selma feeding that baby.
Looking at all those poor children. UGH! My bleeding heart wants to jump out of my body now!
UGH!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 4:11pm.
Blah, blah, blah.
Let's talk about "drunk Kathie Lee"--what's that all about?
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Did you see the tittay baggies of wine she was pimping out before? MK blogged about it. She had a straw going from her wine funbags to her mouth. Klassy!
come back miss thang! we're just funning and talking about boobie feeding!...we're prolly just as a dumb as u think we are in all reality!
Um, I'm not tittie phobic. Anyway, I come from a firefighter paramedic family, no way would any of them help someone without proper gear, and exchange bodily fluids with anyone.
I guess you would have to live through your family members getting tested for everything under the sun after being bit, scratched, spit on, etc....before you would be able to get where I am coming from. MAYBE the baby doesn't have anything, or maybe something was passed to the baby from the mother, who knows.
That said, I'd gladly pump and give that way.
Sorry if that bothers some of you.
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Blah, blah, blah.
Let's talk about "drunk Kathie Lee"--what's that all about?
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