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Sheeps and Sandbitch ~ She truly is a whore! As a woman, I don't use that word unless it is deserved and in this case, it is. She needs a revolving door so the men can come in and out easier. This bitch has them coming and going so damn fast that she doesn't have time to change the sheets. Ok, yes, she is in her twenties however, that is no damn excuse!!! She is so lazy and repeatedly has been called out for taking her sweet ass time about taking her garbage to the dumpster. Last night it was so windy (I live in Dallas, Tx) and the dumbass leaves two bags of garbage on her balcony! Pffft!

The two men that live across from me are gay and let me tell you, they were none to happy when they saw that shit this morning. One of them is on the HOA board and has stressed to me that this has got to stop. Well, no shit.........saying and doing are two different things! (God, I sound like my mother)

No, I will NEVER get that image out of my head!! Not a good way to start your day. Thanks for letting me vent. :(

Submitted by Dallas on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:43pm.

What state are you in? TX? The HOA has to go against the owner, who's supposed to go against the tenant. If that doesn't happen, you have a claim against the HOA for not dealing with it. The HOA can fine then lien then foreclose if the owner doesn't pay the fines. At some point, the owner will either come down on the tenant or boot her.

Submitted by Dallas on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 1:52pm.

Update:

THe shit has been picked up! Not real sure who did it but, glad it is gone.

---Eew eeew eeeeeeeeew! You ain't never gonna get that image out of your mind now huh. I hope the ho gets thrown out of the building like a dirty tampon. Dirty whore!

Update:

THe shit has been picked up! Not real sure who did it but, glad it is gone.

This is really gross but, here it goes..........This morning, I walked out my back door and there was a pile of USED yes, USED tampons in the driveway!! As I stood there trying to make sure my eyes were focusing, I looked up and the bitch that lives above me (I live in a townhouse) has two bags of garbage out on her porch and one of the bags has opened and her shit has spilled everywhere. The problem is that she is to damn lazy to walk to the dumpster! The HOA has been notified on several occasions about this and they fine her however, this way beyond a f!cking fine. She left about ten minutes ago and took her trash out but, the USED tampons are still there!!! I have called the president of the HOA (woke him up, lovely) stating my concerns. His respons was, "we will just have to fine her again" to which I replied, "bullshit". She leases that unit and the owner has been called.

Here is the problem..........who the hell is going to pick that unsanitary crap up??? Obviously, she has decide to ignore it!

This is a really cool topic.
http://www.culturallycool.com/reggaeindex.html

Any Aussies around..? The dog woke me up doing the I-gotta-go-pee-pee dance so now I'm REALLY up and... Well, here I am.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:31am.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 02/07/2009 - 2:27am.

you guys have THE best bird names.

red browed fire tail, gang gang cockatoos, superb fairy wrens sigh.

When are you in Georgia?

===I don't have the date yet, but they said "in the summer". It's hot and humid in Atlanta ain't it...What fool would get married in the summer! I don't fancy missing Winter in Aus. Summer SUCKS!

TITS MyTwoCents OPEN POSTIE

Ooops, I forgot!

TV! I wanna hear about Vegas!!
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save your breath. all we're getting are oblique references to some arcane inside jokes.

pfft.

the least they could do is make shit up.

===And not one single bad taste pic of any of them. They're being all mysterious...

http://ihateliz.com/?id=bue432lxmsqjfd7l0ar7ge7retatg0

Submitted by lazee on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:19pm.
My niece is here with me and she won't talk.

She sounds like a normal 18 yr old.

"i am lynn's oven rotisserie chicken skinned chest"... *silence* oh sorry, yay open post- was just trying to get all "fight club" with it~

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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:45pm.

Yes! Your famous frosty drinks would be a godsend right now. She may be inclined to talk to a drunk auntie, but I'm trying to set a good example.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:45pm.

lol :)

I hope tomorrow goes a bit better or else it is going to be a very long weekend.
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Submitted by lazee on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:19pm.
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lazee, I'm calling Fed-Ex right now. Help is on the way! Seriously, though--- she's a teenager. I think it's their job or something!
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@lazee

NOoooOOOOOOoo I didn't mean to imply that is WAS punishment being in your company, merely that she was sulking.

curse you impersonal communication!!

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:31pm.

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Submitted by lazee on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:19pm.

sounds like she's being punished having to stay with you!!!

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Jah Rastafari! I blaze theeeeze purple nuggs for Bob! and Stains, because I totally just made cupcakes!

Estrogen a-poppin!

My niece is here with me and she won't talk. It's like pulling teeth to get her to say a word. I took her shopping, let her pick out whatever she wanted, I cooked dinner, gave her dessert, gave her free reign of the tv and she seems content. Tomorrow when I take her out I will get her to talk, I'm just too tired to try anymore. She is currently blasting the tv and politely ignoring me. 18 year olds.
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Did anyone else hear about the Virginia Tech beheading about 2 weeks ago? I just saw a teeny blurb follow-up in the NY Times today.

Maybe the Virginia Tech people asked the media not to go crazy covering it, considering the spree shooter a couple years ago, but I didn't see a DAMN thing about it on the news, internet or newspaper (not that I read the paper very regularly).

That's WAY fucked up.

I want my order of onion rings and pizza now. It's my Fing cafe and I worked til 1:30 today and I have to shampoo the carpets at home all day tomorrow; so bring my Fing order home mrsoul!!!heart you. :)

(nice talking to my oldest son Sam(22) today. I still worry.LOL)

thank you..
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Bob Marley, I would give my left nut and bolt to see you play some awesome tunes. I did see your son, Ziggy Marley, in Charlotte about 10 years ago. It was an awesome show.

Anynostalgicflashback, HB Bob. I hope you are smoking a huge spliff with Jimi Hendrix in heaven.

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Have you given robots a bad name?

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 8:00pm.

I've had stretch marks on my thighs all my adult years from growing so fast. I was 5'10 by the age of 14.

Now i'm so fucking old when i try to bust a move, things creak and crack.

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sorry for the double post. stupid enter key!

Coma Caca!!

super nanny time. wanna see this family with 10kids...

Coma Caca!!

super nanny time. wanna see this family with 10kids...

Coma Caca!!

Happy Birthday, Bob!

(goes in circles) Yeah, I just really hope the kids will be taken cared of by someone other than her. finally we know what she looks like. thank you jolie for your inspiration to the crazy folk.

Coma Caca!!

I've seen growing pains in other kids but never in my own. My friend gives his kid a banana when that happens. He says it's for the potassium.

My kid USED to grow like the hulk, tho, when she was little little. That was just scary.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 8:00pm.

my darlin' Home (hug) ok ok I'll behave. so yeah didnt know where to put that comment just incase I went out of track. and JolTwin whisssspers. it's like hello, be a woman. or maybe its the lips. and supposedly she "worked" at a mental hospital...ummm...hmmm. more like was in the mental...I really wish I could slap her. I really do.
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Screw the hugs. I'm goin' right for the gently hiney pinches! ~wink~

Yeah, the woman is either a complete narcissistic, selfish asshole or she's living in some sort of alternate reality. Either way... NUTS!

chica robitica and hekki... I also had growing pains when I was a kid. I remember waking up one night and bawling my eyes out, partly from the pain, and partly because I had no idea what was going on. My mother "diagnosed" them though. It was sort of a catch phrase for everything back then!
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my darlin' Home (hug) ok ok I'll behave. so yeah didnt know where to put that comment just incase I went out of track. and JolTwin whisssspers. it's like hello, be a woman. or maybe its the lips. and supposedly she "worked" at a mental hospital...ummm...hmmm. more like was in the mental...I really wish I could slap her. I really do.

Coma Caca!!

Chirio, Hey pretty girl. Yeah..the subject is all over the place...hence the term, "Open post"... ~Phew~ lol :)

Happy Friday to you and all.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:25pm.

I totally had those, too! I vividly remember the sensation - verrrry unpleasant. My mom and I were just talking about that the other day; she was very concerned and the doctor was like, "Oh those are just growing pains" and she was relieved that it wasn't some horrible disease. I was older, though, maybe 10 or so. My SIL had them, too.
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LOL! I'm glad someone else experienced it... these days (looking back), isn't it a very vague diagnosis!? Growing pains? Anyway, I just remembered that because of the story on here about the cute little boy who was complaining his legs didn't "work." Ha.

Happy friday: Hello..what's the topic? Jolie's crazy twin? If so I'll just jump in. just heard in the news that the babies will stay at the hospital for a some wks, and they might suffer growth development. dumb bitch.

Coma Caca!!

Miss Thang,

Exactly,

The woman is unhinged and about as Brangwhacko as someone can get. Her lips are even BIGGER than Angie's?

I always wondered what a bonafied Brang-o-bot looked like.

Now we know.

Oh lordy. Now WE KNOW.

@ Home

They didn't say.
I noticed they also didn't say how she can afford to pay her bills.
I noticed they also didn't acknowledge the fact that she's a raging Brangeloonie.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:44pm.

Submitted by Home on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:35pm.

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I agree Home. Now, I'm at the point where I don't keep stuff in the house. A small bowl of hard candy is always there if the desire strikes. If we are in the mood for cookies or ice cream I'll go and get it. Somehow how to eat properly has been lost.
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And you guys are talking about it! It's cuz parents are Nazis about a WHOLE bunch of things - eating, sleeping, playing, quiet time...in those first 5 years, man...what you really need to be doing is learning how to listen to your body. THEN you gots time for rules.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Thanks MK

Miss Thang, and WHO the FRICK sponsored the in vitro in the first place?

I want to punch this selfish bitch in the vagina!

On ABC news they said Octopussy's hospital bill will total $1 million. I sure hope "counseling" pays a hefty salary.

Oh, and she is taking turns holding each of the babies for 45 minutes per day. That alone totals around 6 hours per day.

This situation is hopeless.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Evenin', Zappy. It was real. :)

Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 7:02pm.

Ha! My mom would make the cheapest crap with beans or rice or rice and beans and that crap would bloat us out so bad. Yeah, we weren't 'hungry' but we were still DAMNED miserable just the same. -And, my sister and I were perpetually constipated. Nothing like feeling as if you gave birth rather than had a bowel movement. ACK!

Funny you mentioned bubblegum. I was a gum ADDICT. I mean...HARD CORE. I ALWAYS had to have a stick of gum in my mouth as a youngster. My grandmother would eschew me with a litany of diatribes about how crude it looks for a female to chew gum because it looks like a "Cow chewing its cud".

I did outgrow my gum habit even though I enjoy a stick of Orbit now and again [dirty mouth that I am ha-ha].

Yes, eating disorders are often caused by weird food rules in familial settings and usually with good intent. I've never stocked my pantry with junk so it makes it easy to eat right but I let myself indulge now and again without guilt. The dif is...99.9% of the time I eat healthy or what I'd like to constitute as such. -And, I feel pretty damned good sooooooo...I must be doin' sumpin' right? :)

Zappy - yeah, hopefully he'll start to come out of this. I feel so bad for the little guy. I had it for only a small fraction of the time he has and I felt like hell, I can only imagine how horrible he feels.

See you guys later. I've been online at work from 7:30 to 3:00 and at home from 4 pm to now. Oy..I theenk I have an internet addiction.

LOL @ Home.

Well phrased!

Well first there was the 'can't leave the table until your stomach is about to explode rule'. To this day, I don't know what hungry feels like.

I ate so much friggen Bazooka Bubble gum back in the day. There was this giant sized called (don't laugh) ..lmao BIG WAD Bazooka. It was a giant piece of gum..I would eat like five of them..suck the sugar out and then put another one in my mouth. This was a joyful and exciting summertime activity. As a result of said activity, my jaw cracks sometimes and pops because of eating so much crap.

We are a society with a National Eating Disorder.

Same page, Zappy. You're absolutely right. My husband and I grew up with Food Nazi parents and it turned us into candy obsessed FREAKS! We'd collect bottles/cans and scrounge for money to by candy on the 'sly'. My daughter is a prime example of a little bit of leeway is way better than none or too much. Once in a while I'd buy her a 'junk food' cereal and we always kept candy and she hardly touched it once she knew it was always going to 'be there'. Her best friend on the other hand would come to our house and raid the candy area because her parents wouldn't let her have any.

Yes, we ordered pizza once in a blue moon but I prefer to make it from scratch because it's tastier and definitely penny-wise.

My daughter never got the whole obsession with "Halloween" because of her upbringing. She was like, "Free candy? Big deal." Whereas, my husband and I grew up OBSESSED with Halloween. We dreamt of that sugargasm almost as much as Christmas.

Parents get too guilt-tripped into being 'perfect' and in the interim miss the big picture. There has to be some equanimity and common sense and yes, sometimes you have to be a doctor, psychologist, teacher, preacher, coach, disciplinarian, nutritionist all rolled into one as a parent.

-And, guess what? My daughter never had ONE SINGLE CAVITY.

There ya go. :)

It's amazing any of us survive our parents. lol

And M.E. I would comment about all the visits and the copayments. Say something. Sometimes drs. just want the visits for the copayments. That's HORSESHIT. Some copays are high (I see fifty dollar copays sometimes) ..comment on it.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 6:38pm.
Hekki - Zappy - Just got off the phone with the doc, he's prescribed some Zithromax to fight off whatever is causing the runny nose and cough. Told me if he's not improved my tomorrow morning, still has a fever, won't eat or drink, to bring him back in.

UGH! My co-payment costs this week are KILLING ME!
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Drs. aren't real quick to prescribe the antibiotics anymore. Sometimes viral will go into bacterial, and that's when they give them. Z-pac is a great one, commonly prescribed because it's a short course (five days) and it continues to work for 10 days after.

I'm sure the baby will wind down by tomorrow. A good night sleep. He might sweat it out tonight.

Good luck hon.