Friday, February 6th 2009
Mickey Rourke Has The Power
Oh, you know what homegirl is about to do, right? Bitch just can't help. Mickey Rourke's kiln-cooked face just makes you want lift up your shirt and show those saggy sacks. That's what this ho did in Paris while Mickey was walking by. French titties after the jump. And unless you work in a titty milking factory, this shit is NSFW. JUMP TO THE CHICHIS!
At first I thought, "Damn, Claire from Lost is really doing what she has to do to get another job!"
And here's a close-up of the goods. After this picture was taken, bitch's nipples jumped off her breasts and ran off to dip themselves in a tub of hot bleach water.
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Her chichis are fine. Not the best, but they're normal chichis.
god, i love me some chichis.
Her chichis are fine. Not the best, but they're normal chichis.
god, i love me some chichis.
She's pretty and I like her tits.
I don't understand why everyone is saying she's ugly. I don't think so.
I think it's funny how everyone is saying how much better their tits are..
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I would show him more than just my tits...yum.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I hope she doesn't get frostbite. At least she's wearing a sensible scarf and wool hat. If she were 700 km south in San Tropez, no one would notice.
how old is this hag...she shouldn't be so proud to flash those saggy tits at hatchet face...he might come to expect this at all his events...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Nothing like getting a hug from someone with implants. You could take someone's EYE out with that stuff!
listen up cunts, this is what titties look like, so suck it up, shut up, and suck it again, cause those are two fine looking titties on one fine looking lady.
fried bologna and egg tits
She's an attention whore, but I have to defend her on her boobs.
I'm really insecure about my tits, and there's nothing I can stand more than people acting like it's my fault my boobs can't be massive AND perky.
I'm a DD cup, and my boobs don't point directly outward, and there's nothing I can do about that unless I spend several thousands of dollars on a breast lift, but I'm a broke college kid, so you can go fuck yourselves.
I have been considering a boob job for years now, and the fact that there's something "wrong" or "immoral" about fake tits makes me want to shoot someone in the fucking mouth.
FWAPPIES!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I wouldn't show this horror show the bottom of my horses foot, after stepping in his slimiest shit.
Her tits are cold people... and is that her wedding ring? Hubbie must like that all over the net now.... what an idiot!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Wow, Mickey really still has it.
They're kinda droopy for one so young. I wonder if she has children
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Uhm, I'm a titty expert (in my spare time) and those are what real tits look like. I'm sorry to disappoint. Unless you have breast implants or your very petite and pert those are natural tits. I've been in enough locker rooms and seen enough of my friends tits to make this accurate assessment. A sports bra will not completely fix the laws of nature =P
Submitted by dustbunny on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 4:23pm.
I think she needs a bath more than a bra. I swear that's dirt under her left one.
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God damned! that picture just proved to me that I can never go wrong wearing my ugly support bras. Almost 37 and I refuse to let my puppies try to sag. hell no! That girls tits are my personal nightmare. she needs to stop being a hippie and give her girls some support before they reach her navel.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
probably coming from someone with droopy tits. It's ok..I know ya'll have to stick together. =)
And she is cute..but she could use a lift.
This post worked wonders to make all the hos start talking about their perfect boobs, hum?
BTW, the Frenchie is very pretty.
Those are some saggy ass tittays. I'm in my 30's and mine don't sag at all. The younger generation must have gotten the Beatdown Gene in a large dose. Shit.
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It's cuz the scabby ho's never wear bra's! I'm 32 and mine would put her to shame, I kid you not. Bra's people. They're our friends.
man...that mickey's got some major mojo
with the hohos ;p
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Those are some saggy ass tittays. I'm in my 30's and mine don't sag at all. The younger generation must have gotten the Beatdown Gene in a large dose. Shit.
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Dick happens! - MK
What the fuck is up with Mickey Rourke and these neck cravats hes wearing ?
I think he should wrap one around his face and stop scaring us all...
I propose that les French femmes de PETA expose themselves in similar fashion whenever they spot a celeb wearing fur. (Need to think about summer times..... maybe whenever they see someone eating a Croque Monsieur?)
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
Who is that mushy tittied whore?
Viva la real boobs... Or however it might be said.
My wife was planning on getting a boob job when I met her, and I talked her out of it. She's a beautiful, brilliant, successful woman... And she doesn't need a pair of plastic tits to prove anything.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:52pm.
did you go outside cholarized again?
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Ha! Maybe. Recently, I thinned my eyebrows again. Cuz I'm cool like that:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I personally love my saggy C's and wouldn't have plastic tits even if they were free. Anyway, I can't wait until natural boobies are in style again. It sucks when men just assume that anything over a size B are fake. Well let me take that back, most men over 35 know the difference...lol
I was in line somewheres, recently, with a two BEAUTIFUL teenage girls - besties, chatting it up. Tall and slim and all fresh and perky...but I still kinda made them nervous. It's cuz what radiates from me is much more powerful, I do "I don't give a shit" WAY better than they do - you can really only develop that with time;p
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did you go outside cholarized again?
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They look like regular tits to me, not horrific like Mickey's face, but not as interesting either...they are nothing to write home about. Overall she looks pretty bland anyway, except for her muppet mouth.
I thinks it's lovely that someone who was in the depths of nobodyism is now having cute blond french girls show that they care by exposing their breasts in the middle of the winter. Bravo Mickey, you've made it back again.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:26pm.
this is so true. I like my self-confidence and experience much better than I liked being an insecure 17 year old with a younger body.
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angel said "Tall and slim and all fresh and perky...but I still kinda made them nervous. It's cuz what radiates from me is much more powerful, I do "I don't give a shit" WAY better than they do - you can really only develop that with time;p"
EXACTLY. God, if I only had at 18 the vibe I have now, I would've been an unstoppably sexy vixen. Oh well. I'd rather be me now with the confidence and happiness. I think I'm prettier now than I was then...even though nothing much has changed.
mine kind of look like that, slightly bigger perhaps, and I know for a fact that most men go really crazy when they see them... I´ve never understood it ´cause to me they look saggy, but I guess it´s because when I wear a bra some people think I have fake tits, but when I take my clothes off it´s really obvious that they are real and men seem to like that - so the bottom line is that I look great without the help of science, hehe :)
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:32pm.
Whatever! My boobs are natural and they do NOT sit on belly button, thanks!
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You are probably not old enough then. Because all boobs, natural AND fake, will eventually sage
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I have to say: I'm loving this typo. I was just thinking about that today. I like being older. I have way more acceptance with my body and I feel beautiful in it even tho it's not perfect.
I was in line somewheres, recently, with a two BEAUTIFUL teenage girls - besties, chatting it up. Tall and slim and all fresh and perky...but I still kinda made them nervous. It's cuz what radiates from me is much more powerful, I do "I don't give a shit" WAY better than they do - you can really only develop that with time;p
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! my tits look better than random young french chicks tits!
thats all i got on this one.
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Those tits arent saggy, they're floppy and out of tissue. That woman, however young she looks, must have breast-fed at least one child off of them I would wager. Mine have sagged since my early 20's which is a cause of great woe to me as they used to be gravity-defying. Plus I lost a stone in weight which means there's not enough tissue and too much skin. I regret that now cos I'll never get back up to that size again and my boobies will always be a wee bit flabby!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:22pm.
Mickey looks like P.T Barnum.
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LOL He does!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Mickey looks like P.T Barnum.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:19pm.
whoever is afraid of saggy boobs, do PUSH-UPS. It will help big time.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I am allergic to mangoes. Did you know that they are a relative of the poison ivy plant?
OK, back to the tits.
I think her nips just look weird cuz it was cold out.
OMG! I am sooo embarassed for her!!!
Drop cookies!
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whoever is afraid of saggy boobs, do PUSH-UPS. It will help big time.
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They aren't that saggy. That's what REAL breasts look like.
I used to work with this girl who was 18 and she wanted to get a breast lift because her boobs were so saggy. So I guess it is not so much about age and more about size.
TITS, unfortunately, most sexy bras come in B cups and up. I am able to snatch some really cute ones once in a while. And when that happens, I buy it in different colors because A cups that actually fit are hard to find. I go braless when I am home or wear some serious padding or those silicon inserts.
For halloween I wore my NuBra, which is made out of silicon and sticks to your skin but the minute you get hot, they come off. I was going nuts on the dance floor when I noticed that my "breasts" had come off and were hanging by my waist. Good thing I was wearing a shirt and high waisted sailor pants or they would have ended up on the dance floor. Can you imagine? "Excuse me, Miss, you dropped your tits"!...LOL
Goddamn, I know that's right, Charlie!:)
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Eww... I wouldn't show this dumbfuck my ear wax, let alone my boobs. This desperate chick has a retarded face, maybe that's why she got a rush of the stupid and flashed her saggy titties to hatchetface.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:08pm.
tits
you and your damn fruit
quit teasing me!!!
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hahahaha yes the clit mango! thanks for noticing. that struck me too when i saw it. (figuratively)
it's a two-fer, because you know what they say about sucking a mango.
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