Etta James Is A Regular Comedienne
This is not the response I wanted from Etta James about the "ass whooping" she promised to bestow on Beyonce for singing "At Last" at Obama inauguration. In a telephone interview with the NYDN, Etta said, "I didn't really mean anything. Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude. ... That's probably what went into it."
No, what went into it was a few grams of the bad shit!
Etta went on to say that she felt left out of the Inauguration and that she probably could have sang the song better than Beyonce. When asked about saying Obama has "big ears," she again said she it was all a joke and that she thinks he's handsome. Etta continued, "That might be horrible. The President might not ever like me in life."
I'm guessing that Basement Baby paid Etta a little visit and handed her an envelope. Etta opened it and found a note on Sasha Fierce (made from 100% ego fibers) stationary that said, "It's backtrack time! Love, Daddy Knows." In the envelope was also a stack of unmarked bills and an 8-ball cut with Benefiber. Etta cunt-cunt-can't (c-word slip) say no to an 8-ball.
Etta needs to bring back the cunty old lady I fell in love with. Now that was a good look. The correct response would've been, "Fuck Beyonce! I'm old and I'll say what the fuck I want. Now, are you going to snort that last line?"
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She shouldn't have taken it back.
Beyonce is a narcissist and kills animals for her ugly clothing line.
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Etta looks just like Beyoncee's mom...at first I thought it was Mrs. Derrion herself. LOL
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CandyPerfumeGirl:
um because her father was white. italian to be exact.
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why does she look white?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I am so disappointed. I bet she now really does hate Beyonce, but had to apologize because she criticized the Prez. You know if she didn't diss the President and Beyonce at the same time, she would have still be talking crap about Beyonce. But you know people were like "oh hell no that old lady is talking sh-- about Obama" so she had to apologize to both statements.
In her defense she is right,she could have sang that song better than Beyonce on any day.
Oh, Etta!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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The correct response would've been, "Fuck Beyonce! I'm old and I'll say what the fuck I want. Now, are you going to snort that last line?"
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And that's exactly what she said the second they stopped rolling tape;p
Old hos don't get caught.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I love cunty old ladies. Cunty old men too, for that matter.
I agree with Shandi!
now, can we talk on how the aproval ratings went from 84% to a 68% in two weeks?
Give the guy a chance for fucks sake!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I agree with you wholeheartedly! Etta is of an age where she has earned the right to go postal on horse headed Beyonce & she should have unapologetic ally let her have it.
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Is she even black? What happened to her skin? Did she get too close to Michelle .. I mean Michael Jackson?
hmmmm.... that illuminati shit is sounding more and more plausible!
When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
That old cow needs to shut her face. 'At Last' wasn't even her fucking song! She covered it after 2 other artists. Plus, her version didn't even chart as highly as the other original singer. What a dumb bitch.
She's always had a bawdy stage present that was a great exagerration of her off-stage self. I figured this was the case here. Still, she had a point. He does have big ears.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Etta, stop back stroking! You said it now, grow a spine and stick with it.
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Team Etta!
What a letdown.
I wonder how much of a pay-off Daddy Knowles gave Etta.
Eh...figures she would backtrack and say she was just playin'. Daddy Knowles probably jammed ol' Etta up and gave her a few bucks or something. You know Etta needs that dough to keep her hair blonde.
For all the Etta haters out there, I'm gonna quote Babs Streisand and say: STFU if you can't take a fucking joke!
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Dear Etta James,
No one cares.
Love,
Stoney
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:32am.
Sucha Fart tee hee!
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I SOMETIMES WONDER IF ETTA IS GRAVELING AROUND ON ALL FUCKING FOURS WOLFING UP CHICKEN AND FUCKING GODDAMN MASHED POTATOES AND WORTHLESS STUFFING WITH A PINT OF FUCKING GODDAMN GRAVY.
Aww, don't go back on what you said Etta! Apologize about Obama all you want but she told the damn truth about Sucha Fart.
oh shit, somebody silenced etta..damm LOL
Why, Etta? Why? Morning Sluts!
Etta dear. Love you, but you should have said nothing more.
Beyonce is still an a-hole though no matter what Etta says or doesn't say.
As long as Etta doesn't back peddle on this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_Mx8rDrORU ), I'll still love her
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I was hoping she's be more like the Fruitcake Lady.
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
While what Etta said seemed to be out of line, we don't know the total context in which it was said.
Case in point: On the radio this morning, they were talking about the lighting guy Christian Bale mother fucked to pieces..they said the lighting guy is a total dick and everyone hates him. His favorite saying is 'Go stab yourself in the head' (can't think of anything funnier butthead?)
We jump on shit (that's part of the fun) but we don't always see the true context or intent, only the backlash.
That being said..Miss Etta, you ain't got no class beyotch..love it!
Etta, honey, that was quite disappointing.
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WONK!!!! Wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk. WONK!!!
I had a thought to convey, but the WONKY eyes sucked me in and spit me out, wordless.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Aww, Etta. Say it ain't so. I still dig yo' meemaw ass tho.
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Oh, just fuck it. Fuckity McFuckerson.
Even though I loathe Beyonce, Etta has made a complete ass of herself.
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Big ears are sexy!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I don't think it would have meant the same coming from Etta. I mean, Beyonce was a mess, crying about how "at last" blah blah blah like she was just let out of prison or something.
I just lost respect for Etta james.
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Whatta wuss!
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Disappointing.
Oh, Etta, I was so hoping you'd be someone who wouldn't backpedal!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Etta!? what a name...even bronx mowgly sounds ok next to etta.
Whatta fucking let down.
I was hoping that Ms. Aughra James here could give Beyonce the kick in the cunt she deserves.
She probably COULD have sang the song better and the president DOES have big ears. Obama reminds me of the guy on the front of Mad Magazine.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK