Tony The Tiger Hates Stoners
File this under: this shit makes me want to wake 'n bake! That's the truth. So, Kellogg has quit Michael Phelps over that measly picture of him taking a bong hit. I hope the evil slut who sold that picture never enjoys a ride on the green cloud the same way again.
AND USA Swimming also got in on the Stoner Phelps H8ING action yesterday by suspending him for 3 months without pay. Don't worry. He'll be able to support his herbal goodness since I'm sure she has a kazillion dollars in his checking account already.
The USA Swimming issued this stupid statement: "This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero. Michael has voluntarily accepted this reprimand and has committed to earn back our trust."
Michael won't really miss any swim time fun. His suspension will end right before the World Swimming Championships in Rome, so dolphin boy will be able to compete in that shit.
Now back to Kellogg. Tony the Tiger is DEAD to me. That bitch has the audacity to pull that shit! I'm sure pictures of him freebasing with Thai tranny hookers are floating around and I must find that shit, so he knows what it feels like. And Tony is a total damn pothead. A self-hating one! We all know it. Only stoners say shit like "grrrreeeeat!" Fuck that stupid ass tiger! Bitch needs to take off that gay ass scarf and smoke on that! Dumb pussy.
Furthermore, I will not be using Kellogg products to satisfy my high munchies any fucking more. I will be using some generic brand of corn flakes to make another version of the delicious white trash nachos (microwaved corn flakes and cheddar cheese). Those motherfuckers are stupid. Their demographic is probably children and stoners! Phelps needs to swim on over to the Frito-Lay company. They would pay him in green leaves, because they know what's up.
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the American public is guilty for being so fucking stupid and judgmental and seriously bigoted and giving a damn about weed smocking...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
My boycott would mean nada. I don't eat that shit so my boycott would be like boycotting Spiderman underoos.
-But, I support the ideology of the boycott just the same.
You know...on the principle of the thing. :)
Lets Boycott any company that hates stoners and then see how their sales are for the next year... good luck FUCKERS!!!!! where is your money now!
HEY TONY... Yoooouuuurrrr Fucked!
I guess subway may quit the bitch too.. damn!
He didn't hurt anyone, why fuck with him... geez, POT IS GOOD! at least it wasn't CRACK!
I'm so fucking pissed off at all this crap about Michael Phelps. Those stuffed shirts over at Kelloggs can go fuck themselves up on martinis while being holier-than-thou over a bong hit. Fuck them sideways with a cactus, I say.
Leave Michael Phelps alooooooooone!!
Phelps was a genetic oddball that was lucky enough to get noticed. Who cares if he smoked weed? He has no debts or obligations to please the American people.
The American public is guilty of idolizing yet another person that they knew nothing about. Phelps was not the super-hero we wanted him to be, and now we have to destroy his life.
He also got a DUI a couple years ago, but no one really blinked twice. Drink too much, get behind the wheel, risk his life and others...everyone just blew it off. But TAKE A BONG HIT!? OH MY GOD THE SHAME!
I think the people who have their panties in a twist over this should consider taking a little hit themselves and calm down.
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
he should totally swim over to frito lay..every stoner likes doritos!
I'm sorry - I'd kick him off my box of cereal for just being so damn UGLY - ya boy is FUGLY!!
I'm done with Tony the Tiger, professionally.
Big fucking deal man. Dont ppl in this country have anything better to do? And no one is disappointed in him. Anyone in their right mind doesnt care, sponsors are just greedy assholes so they dont count anyway, and those few kids that saw the picture probably didnt evne know what he was doing - they probably thought he was sucking on a giant popsickle or alternately a dick.
Ironically, the one thing that DID make it a big deal rubbing everyone's nose in his supposed transgression and reminding everyone on this so they can be disappointed is all this public rebuking and publicizing.
Idiots...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Once again we see the Jekyll and Hyde of Kkkorporate Amerika..
I mean , it could be debated that a lifetime of eating Frosted Flakes made from genetically modified corn, loaded with white sugar, high fructose corn syrup preservatives and God knows what else along with all Kellogg products are more harmful to children than the magic puff could ever be , not to mention how they contribute to the obesity epidemic and hyperactivity in American children..
and the Judas that sold them bong pics to the media , what a rotter... Hope your happy with your little chump change you got for that one photo that these media vultures and jackals have fed off of for over a week now to the tune of multi millions and acting as a smoke screen (pun intended) with our economy in the toilet and those 2 crumb bums Bush & Cheney walking around free men after breaking every law on our nations books and creating a few new ones as well.
does anyone have any pics of those 2 turds doing bong hits, if thats all one needs to be arrested?
"What dont you Fuckin understand?-"Christian Bale
I sincerely doubt any sports fans are disappointed. Were music fans disappointed in Paul McCartney?
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Nippy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:06pm.
He signed contracts with morality clauses in them. If I were a company paying him millions I wouldn't want even a whiff of scandal (he did something illegal, even if it shouldn't be illegal).
Exactly, Nippy. Kellogg's like any other company gets to pick the marketing image it wants to project and pays good money to project. (I also am ignoring the issue of legalization.)
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
He signed contracts with morality clauses in them. If I were a company paying him millions I wouldn't want even a whiff of scandal (he did something illegal, even if it shouldn't be illegal).
He accepted money to put himself in the public eye as a spokeperson representing products and corporate images. That is different than just being an actor or athlete doing his own thing.
y'know it's just pot but his management team (with his family's approval) cultivated that image specifically targeting kids. that's why he got the endorsement from a company like Kellogg's and we all know complaints from parents across the country would have flooded Kellogg's phone lines. they really had no choice.
that being said, my opinion on the celebrity world and the industries related to it has hardened. i totally disagree with the notion that to become a celebrity means you give up your right to have some privacy. when does a celebrity get to be an ordinary person and do ordinary things?
if someone has talent and ambition and decides to pursue that path, they sacrifice a lot of time ordinarilly used to learn how to socialize and just co exist amongst other people and i'm talking about years of precious time. granted, it's the choice they made but they're still like everybody else for the most part.
the way things are now these celebs can't walk their kids, pick their nose, pull a wedgie outta their ass or sneak a quick sniff to see if their deodorant has worn off without some jackass snapping their picture. ordinary things that ordinary people do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
i LOVE Tony Tiger, i have them for breakfast everyday, but not anymore. Big deal, so he smoked a bong. its not like he molested children or car jacked someone.
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i dunno, it sells itself
Tony the tiger=pussy
i vow as a devoted pothead to not fulfill my stomach with delicious frosted flakes...actually i will prolly get high and forget;O
Snowy...Nittay...Love A... Angel_i
happy Friday
Submitted by Meeshie on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:03pm.
I was sick of him BEFORE the Olympics!
Is anyone else as tired of this guy as me? Seriously the Olympics were last Summer. Since then we have seen him try and act through commercials, walk around dressed in expensive clothing & sunglasses like some sort of mogul and posing at Playboy parties, etc. I'm glad he's losing endorsements. He got a little too full of himself and needed to be taken down a dozen notches.
Pot smoking aside, he is wayyyyy to fugly to be advertising ANYTHING. That is his only crime. Seeing his mug on a box of anything would repel me.
My cousin used to swim with him, and apparently he really is as dumb as he looks. LOL.
I can't believe how uptight some people get about weed. Really, I would love to see all of these kids that he has supposedly disappointed when he did a bong hit. If anything, I bet he gained more fans than he lost. I certainly find him more appealing, not for the weed smoking so much, but for the fact that this event makes him seem more human - someboody who makes mistakes just like everybody else. Get the fuck over it, Kelloggs.
this fool is just like all those politicians and lime-light folks. they are sorry 'they got caught.' they ain't sorry for what they did. phelps is the same way. hitting the bong like lays potato chips; you can't have just one.
i'm glad tony the tiger kicked this jackass off the money wagon. serves this slut right. remember that the media that builds you will eventually tear you down as well. it couldn't have happened to a better person. chump.
The crap in some of those cereals such as partially hydrogenated oils and high fructose corn syrup is worse for you than a little bit of pot. Besides everyone knows that cereal is a great snack when you're stoned. Dumb asses at Kellogs.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
He needs to show some true balls & tell everyone he DOESN'T regret what he did. It's pot! Who the hell cares?!?!?!?!?
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Submitted by zulu on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:14pm.
i love to read your comments, some of you guys have great wit...
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stay awhile, compliment us more.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:14pm.
and in the narc version the prize is a whistle.
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i love to read your comments, some of you guys have great wit...
Grass smoking is reserved for goddamn DERELICTS! omg... that sure made me laugh...you heard that dlisted potheads? we are derelicts! is it cool or uncool?
( i bet charles manson thinks classy people do coke? )
this is really way out of proportion...
I mean, it was just a little weed and dolphin man's done way worse, like that Las Vegas chic... he should have been banned for THAT..
but come on, for this, Kellogs should pay him even more... the only time I do eat their shit is when I get a crazy case of munchies, and that only happens when I use my brother's bong...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:10pm.
Oh and see, in every box "Weedies", ROLLING PAPERS as the prize, save box tops and send them in, get a BONG!
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Yeah, babay! And flavours - so you never know what you might get! Strawberry? Blueberry? Vanilla? It's a surprise!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
What a great fucking idea!
New Economic Stimulus Package:
Legalize Weed.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:09pm.
Phelps..you dummyhead..you need a stoner publicist to help you keep this on the DL..
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Ha! He needs to make his dealer his publicist. If he's smart!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Fuck Kellogg's. Oatmeal Crisp is where its at anyway.
And trafficking (and all the bad shit that goes along with it) would be eliminated overnight if it were regulated and taxed. We could probably get out of this economic mess we are in if they were taxing it.
Oh and see, in every box "Weedies", ROLLING PAPERS as the prize, save box tops and send them in, get a BONG!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Reality = celebrities associated with products used by kids become role models for those kids. Advertisers pay their celebrities well and expect them to be squeaky clean role models, but being photographed smoking pot means you lose that advertisers money. I hope Phelps makes sure there are no cameras around the next time he does something that's not "G-rated".
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:22am.
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LOL @ 'Chillums'!..See.. there are creative ways to smoke the herb and do it secretively without the world knowing it! (except now we all know)
Phelps..you dummyhead..you need a stoner publicist to help you keep this on the DL..
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:22am.
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LMAO @ everyone smoke a letter..
Some years ago 'down the shore' no one had any rolling papers and someone asked me if I ever smoked it 'out of the crest' Inside I thought 'WTF' but I didn't want to look uncool so I said 'yeah..all the time'
'Out of the Crest' was a hole cut in a box of Crest Toothpaste.. an innovative and disposeable bong!
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LOL! In NFLD they rigged a pop can and called it "Chillums";p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:36am.
angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:33am
See, Kellogg's NEEDS a breakfast of champions.
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Trudat. They gots to get in the game.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The only bowl the Tiger hits is the Breakfast bowl, period...
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The d-list family is like pack of Hyenas, There's always lots of laughter and someone's always getting torn to shreds..
The person that sold the pic is an @sshole at the lowest level. They were jealous of his abilities and endorsements. They seriously only thought of themselves and not of how it would affect MP. Yes, he shouldn't have smoked a bong among people he didn't know and couldn't trust..or shouldn't have done it at all, but the person I blame for this fiasco is the dick that thought he/she had the right to sell out! Now that to me is someone with little scruples! Ironically, that same person was probably smoking the bong too! I hope they rot in hell. He is not some douchebag that deserves someone knocking him down... Hey, where is Mark Spitz - is he responsible?
Kelloggs pumps little kids full of fattening, teeth rotting sugar and THEN develop a conscience about what Michael Phelps puts into HIS body?? FUCK KELLOGGS!! Evil corporate ass clowns. Yea fuck Kelloggs. Boycott Kelloggs!!!!!!!!! I will buy no more Kelloggs cereal or anything else.
MK, you CAN'T quit on Kellogg!! They own MOTHER'S COOKIES NOW!
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
Why won't they let him be gr-r-reat?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Maybe phelps should take up diving, 'cause he sure pulled off a good one with that apology!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:07am.
GRRRRRRREAT! Now what am I gonna eat when I'm high???
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do they still make count chocula?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:00am.
Kellogg's takes its child-friendly image seriously. It therefore also just canceled its endorsement deal with Tonya Harding.
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They also cancelled their Froot Loops endorsement deal with Tom Cruise because he was overqualified.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
This reaction is an off-the-scale overreaction.
Also, Phelps needs to be wary of who he picks for friends. Some asshole out there leaked the photo.
And as for "letting people down", he's a SWIMMER. His job is to swim, collect wins and move along.
Kellogg's takes its child-friendly image seriously. It therefore also just canceled its endorsement deal with Tonya Harding.
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
I will never buy another KELLOG product.
suspended 3 months??? HA thats NOTHING.:)good luck in Rome MP, you're a winner! :)
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How can they suspend him, when they can't prove what was in the bong? He may have been smoking Frosted Flakes, they're gr-r-reat.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:41am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:36am.
I know the pain Phepls feels, I was removed from homecoming court bcuz I got caught smoking pot!
* taking last spoonful of Frosted Flakes* Yum!
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Aww, DG. That's so sad. But you should write that in a letter to Phelps. Tell him, "it's okay, that happened to me too and look how I turned out!"
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Man, Nitwitty, that would scare him straight!Lol!
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 9:39am.
Thanks for the article. I'm disgusted by the whole Octopussy situation. Bitch has obvious psychological problems and a narcissistic personality, and shouldn't have ever been able to get IVF as a broke single woman with no partner. She's a fucking retarded selfish cunt of the lowest order.
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