The "Hags (And Mrs. Rojo Caliente) In The City" Sequel Is Really Happening
It's officially official. The Vagisil will be a-flowin' and the Estroven will be a-poppin' for the sequel to that movie about parched pussies trolling around in NYC. Michael Patrick King confirmed it all to E!'s Marc Malkin (via People), "I'm very excited to work with these amazing actresses again and would love to give everyone more information about the sequel...but I'm busy with my 'Sex' life."
Everyone will be back for more menopausal hijinks and shooting is expected to start this Summer with the vagina-exploding madness hitting theaters in 2010.
At this point, they should just replace all of them with Charlotte Rae, Bea Arthur, Sally Struthers and Katherine Helmond. They will work for confederate dollars and be a million times more entertaining. Not to mention sexier. Well, they can keep Mrs. Rojo Caliente. Power tools don't come cheap and Rojo can't live without hers!
Seriously, are these bitches going to wear Patricia Field designed diapers and sip their Metamuciltinis through a straw or a damn no-drip cup?! They might as well just call this shit Golden Girls: The Movie, because that's what they are becoming. But without the magic and cheesecake.
P.S. - I used this old ass picture from 1996, because this is how I'd like to remember Cynthia Nixon forever. I bet you her hair in that picture is what Rojo Caliente's oyster shrub looks like. Swooooon.
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sex in the city II, AKA "The Golden Girls"
Shut it down!!
I hate these ugly, overrated bitches. That show never did anything for me...I cannot believe people actually go nuts for that crap.
Christ, look at that picture. "1...2...3...everyone say 'WE GOT THE BEAT'!"...they sure the hell do...
The movie was horrid. Why make another?
Earlier this week, I was on the subway platform and who walks by? Rojo Caliente's other half. She was very nicely camoflaged with a goofy knit hat that had long tassles hanging down. Of course, I couldn't remember her name at the time. I don't like to bug famous people anyway.
This picture could not be from 1996, as the show did not even start airing until 1998.
Guess they want to be the new "Golden Girls".
Hilarious to see 50 yr old mediocre actresses trying to cling to their careers & youth on the big screen....give it up.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 8:16am.
Edited to add, I meant 'show' not shoe. Silly me.
"Really big shoe" would also be an appropriate category, and I too will have to check our Your Vagina Is Large.
The original movie was FAR TOO LONG. Seriously, War and Peace was shorter. We don't need any more. Typical example of actors addicted to the paycheck and not to the actual craft, which would presumably mean other, different roles where they actually have to EMOTE.
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I never watched this shoe but my best friend wanted to see the film. I fell asleep. That said, whilst it's not for me, why is everyone so mean about them being 40-ish? I didn't see anyone moaning about Michael Douglas geting his kit off in his 50s. Other than that, all I have to say is 'your vagina is large' is a fantastic name for a category and I shall now go and see what else is there.
Edited to add, I meant 'show' not shoe. Silly me.
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Submitted by LuxLuv on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 5:29am.
Stupid me... I just figured out what "Rojo Caliente" means.
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See, you should have stayed awake in Spanish class. Your teacher TOLD you you'd need that knowledge later in life, and boom. There it is. :-)
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Stupid me... I just figured out what "Rojo Caliente" means.
My friend saw a pic of SJP and said "She is beautiful". I was laughing so hard tears were rolling down my face. To SJP I say why the long face?
BTW I love Sex and the city an obscene amount and will be waiting in line to see this movie even though they are like 50 years old.
I love those "hags"! Hell, I AM a hag! I'll watch the movie and will probably buy the damn DVD too.
"You tell 'em Friar Fuck!"
Nobody else is wondering what they all were doing together in 96? The show didn't start until 98.
Holy shit.. It's been more than 10 years? It doesnt seem that long ago.
why they gotta be hags? Kim, Kristen and Cynthia look great.
Spews drink from nose at tag:
"Memaw Crotch • Sarah Jessica Parker • Yeah Okay • Your Vagina Is Large
Bahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahah!
Oops. Peed!
i love them and the show. yall can shush up!! leave my lovers alone!
ps i met cynthia nixon and she's totally rad. ya that's right. i met rojo too.
hug it out. just hug it out.
tyeast
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What don't you fuckin understand...FUCK!!!
I dont like the show
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I've really never gotten the appeal of this show. I guess it's ok for some people. The characters just got on my damn nerves.
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
They should be filming Sex in the Assisted Living Facility
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:03pm.
You spelt porn wrong.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Scandalous Housewife on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:17pm.
40? In dog years.
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The show didn't start until 1998...
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Dammit, Michael! don't be dissin' on 40 when they work hard to preserve and be fabulous. At least they're not all dressed up in some Chico crap like most women their age
At least the wart's gone now.
I'm pretty sure this pic was taken the night they chaperoned Martha Washington's prom.
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Does anyone else here really wish they had this hair in the show? I wish I can turn back time.
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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:44pm.
The category 'your vagina is large' always makes me snigger like a moron.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Prom from hell.
They're doing a sequel to Seabiscuit?
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:30pm.
that pic is 13 years old?
get the fuck out.
I was thinking how rough they looked then I read it was from 1996!!!
then again 1996 was early days for pshopping.
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Wow. I didn't know the show started that long ago. I thought it was from the 2000's.
I'm not a fan of the show, but if it inspires more MK posts like this (complete with tags), I'm all for about 6 more movies to come.
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i dunno, it sells itself
I'll take a Metamuciltini... just leave the Depends at home, that's all I ask.
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And yet Deadwood still has no films in production to tie up the series. Is there no justice in this world?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:32pm.
How can such a delightful little sock puppet have such a potty mouth? I'm afraid to think what my childhood stuffed animals would sound like now!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
C-Nixon looks like Hugh Grant's googly-eyed younger sis in "Notting Hill."
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:27pm.
The four whores of the apocalypse.
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How can such a delightful little sock puppet have such a potty mouth? I'm afraid to think what my childhood stuffed animals would sound like now!!
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
that pic is 13 years old?
get the fuck out.
I was thinking how rough they looked then I read it was from 1996!!!
then again 1996 was early days for pshopping.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
The four whores of the apocalypse.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Who the hell are these hags and why does anyone care. It takes all I got just to whipe my behind.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:55pm.
The more relevant issue is--when do we get another Viggo movie?
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Enjoy the show.
Hated the movie.
Thinking of both makes me want to cut out my ovaries.
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Stoney Love: I fecking HATE the show and the movie, but I love that you love it. Does that make sense? Can't hate on people who like it because then I would have to hate 40% of the women I really like.
Aren't they all a little long in the tooth for this crap?
Vagina-exploding madness.....poetry.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:34pm.
"your vagina is large" tag...that shit is so fucking funny...i can barely breathe...lol
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I know! My second favourite is 'Eyebrow Situation'.
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my other fave tag is from crunktastic: " and my pussy sits up real nice in my shorts"...
ha!
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