Threesome In A Publix Parking Lot
When I go to the grocery story, the sexiest thing I might see is a cross-eyed memaw "inspecting" a zucchini. I never see shit like the hot sex show that went down in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store in Cape Coral, FL.
Prudish bitches were shocked to see 51-year-old George Bartusek having a three-way sexy time session with two hot sluts. Well, I'm assuming they were hot since plastic usually gets kind of warm when you rub against it. Yeah, George was getting all horny with two blowup dolls. Hey, George was probably taught to always use a rubber!!!
One witness told NBC2 News, "As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention."
Dear witness, that is what romance looks like. Don't hate on the love between a man and his beloved pool floaties. Love is blind.....and rubbery....and batshit crazy.
When the cops arrived, George told them he was visiting the shopping center to buy some clothes for his "girlfriends." These things happens to people in love. George was trying to do everyday things, but he just can't keep his shriveled peen out of his girlfriends' DuPont-approved snatches. Especially when their rubber-coochies are just laying out there, wide open. SLUTS!
George was arrested for breach of peace and is currently being held on $6,500 bail. George shouldn't trust his girlfriends. Those bitches will fucking talk. They can't keep their huge mouths shut. Ever!
And the witness I quoted above is at the 0:23 mark in the video. That ho should understand the love between a bitch and an inanimate object. It's obvious that she's madly in love with her meth pipe. That being said, I want to do Jager shots off her body in a Publix parking lot. Bitch is the epitome of HOT.
Thanks Ron & Rob
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i salute this guy. he's got big balls! love the mugshot, too. he's got the 'don't hate the player, hate the game' look.
Why is it that every crackshit crazy real news story comes from Florida? My boy Latarian, the kid who hoe slapped his mom with a taco, my new boyfriend who tried to pay for his McDonalds with herb, the belligerent, sex obsessed preacher. ALL from the F-L. Our shit is not right. Oh, well. GO GATORS!
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Super hott! I can't tell you how many times I think about doing the same thing...
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I love these true stories. Makes me feel so...normal. I may just skip pshycotherapy today. : )
I'd hate to be the Car Wash attendant cleaning up that car.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 9:08am.
One thing I wonder about those dolls. Doesn't it chafe?
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Submitted by Billie on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 7:19am.
I want to know what he was doing with all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups too!
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I think you two just answered each other's questions. ;)
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
And the blow-up dolls get to swelter in the impoundment lot while he goes off to the nice, cushy, air-conditioned jail! Is that fair?
One thing I wonder about those dolls. Doesn't it chafe?
I want to know what he was doing with all the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups too! BWAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 2:11am.
Hi home,
If he filled those dolls with helium instead, he could have sold them as balloons to the kiddies.
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Hi back, Mani! I think those blow-ups might have had to have been 'blurred' by censors re: the "Macy's Paraders" and small children would no doubt have asked, "What are the holes for in the pee pee dolly?"
Oh trash that.
I have "HOMEY DA CLOWN" sellin' the blow-up dolls on da brain now. Only, homey don't hit the kids over the head with a sock but with a condom. lmfao.
Asthma attack time! hahahaha
Speaking of 'trash'...you just KNOW that "Oscar the friendly grouch" was only 'friendly' because he was a p0rn addict. Dud was wackin' off to it on the daily in that nasty can.
Ut oh...
Uhm. Er. Eh.
There's no hope in regaining my dignity after that rant is there? Yeah. Just what I thought.
Oh well.
Viva perverts!
Just rememeber...thongs caught in teeth can cost you a toof.
Submitted by Home on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 1:42am.
Hi home,
If he filled those dolls with helium instead, he could have sold them as balloons to the kiddies.
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Wow,oh my god! Isn`t it sex toy? What does he want? Use them in the car? hahahah....
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That piece of trash waving her cigarette around while she talked to the camera was so classy.
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Manimal5,
Mani, You're a smooooooooooooothe!
Glide lube I presume?
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"Inappropriate touching" of blow up dolls is disgusting. I always make sure to touch mine appropriately.
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i may be the only one but i feel really sorry for that guy. He's just horny and literally hurting no one!
Come on, ya'll, commence the jigglin!
I THOUGHT I SAW IT ALL. UNTIL THIS. Wow, thanks Dlisted. slow news day!?? LOL!
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She also favours Heidi Fleiss' line of clothing - her old cast-offs though...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:54pm.
Are they sure one of the dolls wasn't Jordan?
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She buys her clothes at the piggly wiggly, not publix.
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I've always wondered where they put the spout on blow up dolls.
And does the spout fit the air hoses at gas stations?
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Jiggy, leave Ned Beatty out of this!
*reaches for gun*
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Are they sure one of the dolls wasn't Jordan?
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:37pm.
My granny wanted to know how it happens.
*cringe*
I pled the fifth.
Nite ho. I gotta get my beauty sleep!!
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Don't let the door hit you in your rat face-- MK
@jiggywiddit: my mother is into trashy court and tv shows...you know the one's who need dna tests to figure out the who the daddy is...bit so far she hasn't asked me about anal...i guess she knows better than to ask...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
The Smoking Gun has the probable cause statement. I liked the CSI-like assessment of the guy's fly:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll4.html
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:33pm.
...i'm so going to hell
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No doubt--the express bus south. But it's all good cuz we'll be riding with you!
I have my doubts that magazine man was an Alzheimers patient.
I think he's just into the glossies. It happens.
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Don't let the door hit you in your rat face-- MK
I am such a bad person...i just died out laughing about the little alzheimer's man making out with magazine covers at the store...i'm so going to hell
I see you wierdos are still going at it on Zappy's granny's blow up doll, Pistol Pete, oops! i meant Penis Pete
Submitted by paulapoo on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:53pm.
Dude woulda got away with it had he went to Piggly Wiggly instead.
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Werd. Anything goes at The Pig. Just ask Ned Beatty.
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Don't let the door hit you in your rat face-- MK
What a sick world we live in any more!!! I hope they lock this guy up for a long time!!! HOLLA!!
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
True story: when my granny was alive she was into trashy talk shows. I remember chatting with her literally over milk and cookies, and she asked me if I did anal sex.
I nearly fucking died right on the spot.
I will talk trash on DL all night long, but NOT with my granny. Or Zappy's granny. Or yours. Nuh-uh.
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Don't let the door hit you in your rat face-- MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:10pm.
@ letinstar--
"can we be sure that zappy's granny is done having her way with the blow up dolls..."
Er, how bout YOU ask her...I can see it, too.
"Uh, er, Nana, there's something I need to know..."
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ha! i think that would be an interesting conversation to have with granny...what if she's not done having her way? ;)
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:11pm.
the man has clearly taken leave of his senses. you NEVER leave chocolate on the dashboard.
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Especially not in that heat. What is he, nuts?
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the man has clearly taken leave of his senses. you NEVER leave chocolate on the dashboard.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
@ letinstar--
"can we be sure that zappy's granny is done having her way with the blow up dolls..."
Er, how bout YOU ask her...I can see it, too.
"Uh, er, Nana, there's something I need to know..."
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Don't let the door hit you in your rat face-- MK
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:57pm.
I don't believe George is a true pervert. True perverts do it in private..
Exhibitionists on the other hand. I think George was just advertising.
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I think George was advertising for a job..a hand job or a blow job, that is..
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who is the person that would want to hire George for that job?
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TIGERLILY!!! Ahahahahaha!!! ROTFL
*shifty eyes*
Where did everybody go?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:45pm.
i guess george won't be needing his "ex blow up doll violator" shirt any more...
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Bwahahaha!! We'll give that shirt to Zappy's granny!! ;-)
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can we be sure that zappy's granny is done having her way with the blow up dolls...if so, then george needs to hand that shirt over, pronto...;)
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:11pm.
Oh, that's so sad. There's a guy in my town with un-diagnosed Alzheimer's who comes into Rite Aid and smooches with the magazine covers
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Hmmmm. The sad factor depends a lot on the topic of the magazine.
Maxim? Excusable. Glamour? Not so much.
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Yeah, I bet he breached that piece.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:45pm.
i guess george won't be needing his "ex blow up doll violator" shirt any more...
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Bwahahaha!! We'll give that shirt to Zappy's granny!! ;-)
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Dude woulda got away with it had he went to Piggly Wiggly instead.
The ho at :23 reminds me of the Fisher chick.
I love how the one customer ran inside to get a store manager, like they could've done something.
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i guess george won't be needing his "ex blow up doll violator" shirt any more...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:09pm.
No, no, no, no! I refuse to believe this is possible! Really, for $5? Is it just a once over or can you sneak in a freebie? Hell, what am I asking for, all the baggers at my Publix on US 19 (near NPR) are collecting social security. FUCK!
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He should have gone to Privates instead.
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:23pm.
G'Nite Sluts!
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*waving* Nite. Nite. devilgirl!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nite, lildevil!
Submitted by sallylllllllllllll on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:20pm.
Sounds like this dude has seen Lars and the Real Girl one too many times.
lol
thats what the ppl on
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
G'Nite Sluts!
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:11pm.
Oh, that's so sad. There's a guy in my town with un-diagnosed Alzheimer's who comes into Rite Aid and smooches with the magazine covers. This is why I am nice to my sweetie, so that when I do finally lose it, maybe he'll notice before I take my act out in public.
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Haha!
I was just thinking about where you might be...
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD