Threesome In A Publix Parking Lot
When I go to the grocery story, the sexiest thing I might see is a cross-eyed memaw "inspecting" a zucchini. I never see shit like the hot sex show that went down in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store in Cape Coral, FL.
Prudish bitches were shocked to see 51-year-old George Bartusek having a three-way sexy time session with two hot sluts. Well, I'm assuming they were hot since plastic usually gets kind of warm when you rub against it. Yeah, George was getting all horny with two blowup dolls. Hey, George was probably taught to always use a rubber!!!
One witness told NBC2 News, "As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls - kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention."
Dear witness, that is what romance looks like. Don't hate on the love between a man and his beloved pool floaties. Love is blind.....and rubbery....and batshit crazy.
When the cops arrived, George told them he was visiting the shopping center to buy some clothes for his "girlfriends." These things happens to people in love. George was trying to do everyday things, but he just can't keep his shriveled peen out of his girlfriends' DuPont-approved snatches. Especially when their rubber-coochies are just laying out there, wide open. SLUTS!
George was arrested for breach of peace and is currently being held on $6,500 bail. George shouldn't trust his girlfriends. Those bitches will fucking talk. They can't keep their huge mouths shut. Ever!
And the witness I quoted above is at the 0:23 mark in the video. That ho should understand the love between a bitch and an inanimate object. It's obvious that she's madly in love with her meth pipe. That being said, I want to do Jager shots off her body in a Publix parking lot. Bitch is the epitome of HOT.
Thanks Ron & Rob