It's Just A Little Pot!
Michael Phelps really just needs to take another hit and stop talking about this BONGGATE '09 crapola (<--- shout to Top Chef's Carla). Flipper's long-lost cousin gave an interview to The Baltimore Sun (via USA Today) where he said he is considering not competing in the 2012 Olympics because of this stupid scandal.
Michael said, "This is a decision of mine that I'm not going to make today and I'm not going to make tomorrow. It's going to require a lot of time and energy and a lot of thinking for myself - but also talking to Bob and talking to my family and just deciding what I want to do. If I decide to walk away, I'll decide to walk away on my own terms. If it's now, if it's four years, who knows. But it is something I need to think about and decide what I want to do."
Doesn't he mean swim away really fast? You know, he should just give it all up and quit. Fuck that shit. Fuck that Olympic shit. Fuck that splashing around in the pool shit. Fuck gold medals. FUCKIT. Michael needs to hit Taco Bell, order everything on the menu and then bring his bong over here. We'll spend every day toking and nacho-ing (made up word of the day!). Dolphin bitch should also bring over those 14 gold medals. Come hell or high bongwater, we'll find a way to smoke those things up.
Here's Phelpsi already sporting a little stoner 'do while leaving practice in Baltimore.
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I'd like to get my hands on the fucking douche that sold the photo. Supposedly MP asked them not to publish it. Greedy fucking bastards. Whoever it is better hope he's not i.d.ed. His ass will be SMOKED!
Dude, he wants to give up the Olympics for POT! :)
He knows his ass will be drug tested and he is publicly saying "Fuck it! I'd rather keep smoking."
Long Live the Ganj!
Is it just me, or is his head a little small for his body....weird.
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First off, I love Michael Phelps. I adore that body LOL BUT, I am a parent of a little girl. She watched the Olympics this past summer and watched Phelps every step of the way. Watching him helped her get over her fear of the water. He is only 23 but unfortunately he is now a role model for young kids. I am by no means anti-pot, but he should've been smarter about not getting caught. My daughter saw the news, saw what he did and asked about it, so I think it is good that he actually got reprimanded for his actions. Most famous people never receive much of anything in the way of punishment, no matter the severity of their actions.
Michael! Please, shut the fuck up, everytime you open your stupid mouth we have to see your UGLY ass face over and over and over again, God take your money, shut the fuck up, and go away.
Really hyper people seem to do well with pot in my view. I don't think it kills their ambition since they already have lots of it. Pot would turn me into part of the furniture.
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He should be open about pot and say it helped him win a ton gold metals, so he doesn't see what is wrong with it. I would!
What a drama queen. He just wants his fans to be in an uproar so he'll be able to redeem himself to the public. Because his fans NEED him. *sarcasm*
Yes, its just pot; legalise the shit already. Let me just say this, however: Its a HUGE ambition-killer where kids are concerned. I've no problem w/ adults who smoke it. But kids-? No.
In MY opinion, weed's like that cocktail or beer one has at the end of the day. It's something you enjoy, like a few cocktails or beers, after a hard day working.
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This is nuts...it's pot, forchristssakes. As in, no big fucking deal."
Exactly. Move on!
Submitted by Home on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:45pm.
MJ already helps a LOT of people in severe pain and agony.
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As does MK.
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With all the money this cunt's made, you'd think he'd get those janky teeth fixed, for fuck's sake.
I wonder how fast he can swim in a pool full of bong water. What's the big decision?
It's not exactly rocket science! Swim to one end of the pool, turn around and come back. Even I could get high and still be able to do that.
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honestly he seems to be a jerk. immature jerk full of crap about himself. he is just totally unsavory character who simply decided to be himself once he got money (drugs, hookers, partying). he does not deserve to be competing for USA.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:46pm.
I bet if Kellogg's put out a NEW CEREAL with Phelps on it's front, it would totally sell, they could name it "Weedies", The breakfast for lunch, dinner and random snack times.
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Oh goodness.
That was a killer post!
hahahahahaha!
When Tony the Tiger had his steroid scandal, Kellogs looked the other way! What hypocrites!
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:31pm.
"This is why it’s wrong to turn people into heroes based just on their athletic accomplishments. This guy is a dumb dumb and a jackass."
Beats the usual crack/methhead family style, of throwing kids around to the level of brain damage, when one month old....
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are "heros" to computer geeks. Everyone has their own idea of what a hero is, and for any kid on a swim team: He's It.
I bet if Kellogg's put out a NEW CEREAL with Phelps on it's front, it would totally sell, they could name it "Weedies", The breakfast for lunch, dinner and random snack times.
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I can fully understand why Kellog dropped him. They are super 'kid' oriented. DUH.
The rest of his sponsors are backing him.
When pot one day is fully legal:
A. Drug trafficking from Mexico and other places will stop which would cut off the border jumper drug-lords just along the same if we could drill for our own oil on our own soil rather than making a bunch of Arabs rich who in turn help support terrorists with the money we send them from the USA.
B. The stigma against pot would finally stop. Mary is not a gateway drug. Are you kidding me? Pot? MJ already helps a LOT of people in severe pain and agony.
C. Hemp and all kinds of 'GREEN' things can be made from growing MJ in all its forms. I still have a hemp t-shirt that looks almost new and it's at least 12 years old! Hemp seed oil is super good for you with all kinds of important omega fatty acids.
So, why is pot illegal?
The GOV can't monitor it and tax it to death. If pot is legal then sourcing it and taxing it is not easy. POSSIBLE but not easy.
Eh.
Rant over.
I bet he paid his 1040 and 1099's.
Tax dollar heaven, for the government.
No car and driver, included, because he doesn't use one, unlike pols.
This is why it’s wrong to turn people into heroes based just on their athletic accomplishments. This guy is a dumb dumb and a jackass.
"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
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how did he make that statement without laughing?
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ugh enough already!!!! phelps can do whatever he wants!!!!!!
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Submitted by applehead on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:30pm.
It looks like they suspended him from swimming for 3months.
Gives him more time to "relax", after a lifetime commitment to swimming....
I'm sure he could find some measly city pool, to disguise himself, and use a kickboard. Throw on surfboard apparel, who would know?
It looks like they suspended him from swimming for 3months.
Submitted by kacky on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:13pm.
Oh, he's just flapping his gums. He knows this will blow over, just like the underage DUI did.
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I'm really starting to think he's doing everything he can to draw attention to this just to stay in the limelight. He didn't have to say a damn thing after the photos surfaced and people would've moved on to something else the next day.
From today's WSJ:
"The federal government's own surveys reveal 40% of Americans have consumed marijuana, including the last three presidents of the United States"
Maybe we need to delineate the level of inhalation?
This is nuts...it's pot, forchristssakes. As in, no big fucking deal.
The kid won however many gold medals...let's punish him for doing what normal 20-somethings do.
Submitted by calamity on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:17pm.
If he smoked it before a race, he'd be in other peoples' lanes trying to play Marco Polo.
Or floating on his back, checking out the cool lights.
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
He needs to say absolutely nothing, until he's hired the best PR and attorney staff, to clean it up. Unless you're Kate Moss, most of the sponsorships require standards of behavior, at the risk of being dropped.
It's as though he's saying: "Leave me alone, or I'm not competing again". Maybe he already has a good team behind him.......
all i can say is that its a good thing this guy can swim
sorry about the lyrical rant but this chaps my ass. their holier than thou attitude since they had the jesus corn flake is just too much! someone needs to find a satan rice crispy and even this shit out :/
so sorry to hear that...
He has so many fans on
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they talked about this too much.. but no result... they sounds very sad
Good grief. He didn't break the law did he? He doesn't deserve to be strung out/up for this. What a PDB.
Where did all the Oly go?
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING. It's not like weed is a performance enhancer. If he smoked it before a race, he'd be in other peoples' lanes trying to play Marco Polo.
Oh, he's just flapping his gums. He knows this will blow over, just like the underage DUI did.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:52pm.
Poor guy. He worked his ass off for years to win 14 gold medals so that his reputation will be consistent with a dried cereal flake. What a prize.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The only reason he didn't say "fuck it" was the prospect of losing his endorsement deals. I wish he'd been able to say "fuck it" and keep his sponsors. This is true fuckery.
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Wow. I really think they need to throw him in prison and set a date for the hanging. We're clearly not overreacting enough. I mean, it's not like he did something completely harmless or anything.
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Poor guy. He worked his ass off for years to win 14 gold medals so that his reputation will be consistent with a dried cereal flake. What a prize.
He deserves to be banned in 2012 for his HAIR.
That merkin on his head is atrosh. Let's see dude burn that.
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sorry about the lyrical rant but this chaps my ass. their holier than thou attitude since they had the jesus corn flake is just too much! someone needs to find a satan rice crispy and even this shit out :/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
To Kellogs:
Who are you to wave your finger?
You must have been outta your head
Eye hole deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead
Rob the grave to snow the cradle
Then burn the evidence down
Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't go tossin' your stones around
You must have been high
You must have been high
You must have been
Foot in mouth and head up ass-hole
Whatcha talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'til you pull it out, boy
You must have been so high
You must have been so high
Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference
Kangaroo done hung the jury with the innocent
Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo
Got lemon juice up in your eye, eye
When you pissed all over my black kettle
You must have been high
You must have been high
Who are you to wave your finger?
So full of it
Eye balls deep in muddy waters
Fuckin' hypocrite
Liar, lawyer; mirror show me, what's the difference?
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent
Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo
Got lemon juice up in your eye, eye
When you pissed all over my black kettle
You must've been...
So who are you to wave your finger?
Who are you to wave your fatty fingers at me?
You must have been out your mind
Weepin' shades of indigo
Trapped without a reason
Weepin' shades of indigo
Liar, lawyer; mirror, for you, what's the difference?
Kangaroo be stoned. He's guilty as the government
Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo
Got lemon juice up in your eye, eye
Now when you pissed all over my black kettle
You must've been
High
High
High
High
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters
Your balls deep in muddy waters
Ganja Police
You must have been out your mind
/flame off
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
I would like to make high fructose corn syrup illegal, plz.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I just saw that Kellogg has dropped Phelps.
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/29041749/
>shakes head, speechless<
On DC 101 ( a local crappy DC radio station) they want people to call in if they have ever smoked w/ M. Phelps and have proof.
Submitted by Incitatus on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:23pm.
I'm not overly literate, but I do know my geography.
LOL. ;-)
xo
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by Gry on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:20pm.
... Meanwhile, Easter Island Head here...
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No you did NOT !! Phelps has been owned!
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LOL. I actually preferred "H.P. Lovecraft-faced" but they were both hilarious.
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Pluto had it coming.
why can't he just say that it works better and is less addictive than xanax, legal in some states for reasons of stress.
and god damn it's stressful being the best damn swimmer on earth!
he's ruining it for the rest of us potheads.