Vadge Is Jealous Of Lourdes
In this week's OK! Magazine they have a story about evil witch Vadge being jealous of her 12-year-old daughter's youth and beauty. This is some serious Snow White shit. I guess that makes A-Rod Dopey. When Vadge says, "Mirror mirror on the wall...Who's the-", the mirror cuts her off and says, "Bitch, don't embarrass yourself."
A source tells the magazine that Vadge knows Lourdes is going to grow up to be a hot bitch and dudes will soon start paying her some attention. This worries Vadge since she wants to be the one that dicks bark for. The source went on to say, "Knowing Madonna's taste for younger guys, it's a matter of course that they'll be dating men the same age. It's disturbing."
Vadge wants to keep Lourdes' beauty caged, so at a UNICEF event last year, the mean bitch refused to let a hairdresser work on her daughter's hair. A nosy bitch said that Vadge "probably didn't want her daughter to look better than her." Er. That feat is not hard to beat. I just picked a crusty caca ball from my eye that is sexier than Vadge.
And as for the hot pocket topic known as Lourdes' caterpillar eyebrows, Vadge is the one who refused to let her daughter get that shit bush whacked. Eventually, Vadge couldn't fight the battle anymore and allowed Lourdes to get them shaped, claims the source.
Sorry, Vadge. As a wise woman named Cristal Connors once said, "There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you." You can't fight the hot. And Lourdes should really watch out, because it's only a matter of time before Vadge tries to steal the hot right off of her.
And as for Lourdes' current eyebrow situation: needs more Sharpie.
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Lourdes Leon is not that pretty, nothing special about her or her uni-brow. when i was in jr high there were many girls better looking than Madonna's little fug.
her Lourdes has so typical face features of the Gypsy, there are so many girls on the streets having hte same face as he
she`s very not pretty,Madonna as well has a very Gypsy or Moldova face
Not to sound bitchy because she is only 12 & that is an awkward age, but I dont find her to be that pretty. No one really knows how she will mature & if she will be a good looking girl or not, but so far her features arent that impressive to me. Except for her hair... A mother jealous of her own daughter though is pretty disgusting & disturbing. Madonna is a competitive cunt like that though.
Lourdes is a beautiful young lady. Upper class chic does not encourage overplucking of the eyebrows. That's always been cheap.
She's a lovely young lady...
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She DID get her unibrow waxed. She also got highlights in her hair, a nice cut, AND that moustache removed. Finally!!!!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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And I'm sure the reason that Vadgina doesn't let her kids watch t.v. is not because she's afraid that they will find out what a cunty slut their mom is, but because of the cow's claims that t.v. is not educational, blah blah blah. Bitch is such a habitual liar. She only says what sounds good and makes her look great. I hate her with the power of infinite suns, and hope Lourdes is a knockout and steals all of Vadge's bf's someday. LMAO Oh, and I can't wait for the tell-all someday.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! I knew that cunty bitch was jealous of her daughter. That's why she made her keep the moustache!!!! I knew it! I knew it! LMAO Poor Lourdes. She probably got teased at school. And to all the biotches who said "Lourdes should have hair on her face! She's just a child! She shouldn't be waxing!" In YO face. No chick wants facial hair. Even toddlers. LOLOLOL
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by Home on Fri, 02/06/2009 - 4:39am.
I became my mother's emotional "handler" which I don't doubt Lola's side-job is
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I'm sorry to hear about your growing-up stuff. I absolutely agree poor Lola is stuck being live-in shrink for Vadge, plus remember last time Vadge had her face done, her daughter was leading her around for days. It looked like a young girl was leading around her frail, veiny great grandmother.
One of my relatives lives in the same building as Vadge, who bought there while with Sean Peen. The tenants have wanted to get rid of Vadge for decades. Once my sister was staying there, and Vadge saw her in the lobby and started chatting her up, trying to get an ally. Apparently she is a real shrimp; in my opinion, in more ways than one.
Oh yeah I believe it! Vadge is NOT taking aging very well or gracefully at all. And I bet she does resent Lourdes' beauty...and it's obvious that girl is going to be a knockout when she grows up.
I started shaping my brows when I was 12 and that was back in 1970...that was no big deal then, and nowadays girls get simple stuff like this done, it's even less of a big deal.
Vadge does all this crap to her face (and yes my husband and I think she's had cheek implants too) and was holding back her daughter from getting her eyebrows done? Vadge probably IS trying to hold back her daughter, god forbid someone ELSE take away the limelight. I feel sorry for anyone who has to call Vadge her mother anyway...can you IMAGINE? Ugh! Poor kid.
Yep. Those of you who are normal, loving moms don't 'get' this. Those of us that 'lived' it do and then went on to go over and beyond the call of duty to be sure they NEVER passed that evil shit down to their own daughters.
My mother told me I was ugly without 'make-up' and then punished me by 'withholding' my make-up whenever I didn't comply with her wishes.
Mothers can be some mean, ugly, evil bitches.
Madge fits the bill. I truly wonder what Lola is thinking deep down inside. I know [for me], I stuffed all my pain and emotions way deep down because my mother's ego and mania was just too much to take. I became my mother's emotional "handler" which I don't doubt Lola's side-job is between crying and primal screaming when she's alone and having to be saddled with her sibs to take care of when mommy is in 'break-down' mode.
Oh happy day!
lol
I have a 12 year old daughter and the fact that she's following me in my babe-ular footsteps makes me quite proud :) Even more so, she's gonna have the ta-tas I never had, lucky kid.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Vadge, the out of control cheek implants were the last straw. It's official, you're insane.
Come on! I knew this for years! Why else do you think Madonna talks so unlovingly about Lourdes whilst talking so well of her son? Catch up, bitches.
Oh, and I'm not Latina, but I know plenty of guys who go only for Latinas or Persian girls, so...and no, they aint nasty.
I knew there was a reason that Vadge let her walk around with a moustache and unibrow.
The girl must be a beauty when grow up.lol...
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Samo wrote;
"no offense, but guys don't usually go ga ga over hairy dark latinas, like gay guys and sluts do over hung dark latinos, like Lourdes' dad."
Uhhhh, no offense loser, but CONFIDENT MEN go ga ga for whatever the hell they like......insecure, little losers go for whatever the latest model of slag they are hocking at the Playboy mansion.
If Playboy was the ultimate beauty....it would not change through the ages....BUT IT DOES...there were plenty of hairy women in the 70's. Sad litte bitches have to have a designer whore (or knock off), just like insecure women have to get a designer handbag.....to impress the other losers. Real Men fuck whatever the hell they want. (Bill Clinton anyone?)
Lourdes is gorgeous and I'm sure when she's an adult she'll have many men lusting after her. Just because you're a brainwashed idiot, you don't have to let the world know.
At least Vadge let her have two separate eybrows.
Maybe the hairy legs will be next?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:58pm.
O. And NO ONE is gonna fault her for carrying him?!? Yeesh!
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Angel, Tsk. Tsk. He doesn't compete with her fading beauty! Hell, in a few more years she'll be dating 'men' his age! :O
eww.
O. And NO ONE is gonna fault her for carrying him?!? Yeesh!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Leandra,
Can you imagine the self-esteem of her daughters? The mom is always the 'hotter' one and married to a young man? Ugh.
Bless their hearts though...the Moore/Willis family seem to truly aspire to greater things than their own egos for the sake of their children which is pretty damned admirable and amazing for ANYONE.
Lourdes is going to be Mom X TEN. I'll be curious how L. goes about learning to accept and live with her own sexuality considering her mom's...er...uh...blatant usage and beyond.
I'm really surprised by all the comments about the jealous mothers. Maybe I should be happy I have sons...
I think most women are proud of their daughters. It must be much harder for someone like Demi Moore who has to hear people saying her daughters are ugly all the time. If someone said that about my kids, I'd wanna rip them to shreds.
David is dressed REALLY cute. He looks more handsome and taller everytime I see him. He's such a beautiful little boy. At least Madonna cares. lol ;)
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
I'm just glad they finally bought some hedge clippers and took care of her unibrow. I swear that thing growled at me.
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Oh. And, to add to what I just wrote...
My mom was so vain that when I told her that my daughter was way prettier baby than me she took it as a personal 'insult' and said I was just as pretty because somehow in her twisted mind this was a strike at her vanity.
Truly backasswards.
Regarding Lourdes' eyes being crooked...I think it's the angle of the photo and the type of lens. Other photos I've seen her in, her features look even.
Oh well. :)
Unfortunately, women do get very competitive and jealous of their daughters especially if they are more attractive and they are used to getting all of the attention and then "BANG!" daughter is hot. Sick and twisted? YES.
My mom dated younger guys a LOT and it always creeped me out big time.
My daughter is gorgeous and I've always said not only was she a ten-times more beautiful baby than me but she's a prettier woman than me by leaps and I'm glad to pass the torch and I'm proud of her not just for her beauty but for her gifts, talents and innate GOODness. See? Was that so hard? I bent over backwards to dress my daughter in all the finest things (even when it put me into debt). I got my daughter braces and made sure she never had a single cavity in her GD life! There is nothing under the sun or moon I wouldn't do for my angel.
-But, the veracity of this story is up in the air until Lourdes writes her tell-all book.
Oh and she will write one...good or bad. Mark my words.
MaDonna's a good Mom. I hardly think she's jealous of her 12 year old. Now maybe when she's 18, just maybe!!!
Submitted by samo on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:26pm.
no offense, but guys don't usually go ga ga over hairy dark latinas, like gay guys and sluts do over hung dark latinos, like Lourdes' dad.
Huh? Salma Hayek. Even with the monobrow in Frida. Nuff said.
Submitted by samo on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:26pm.
no offense, but guys don't usually go ga ga over hairy dark latinas, like gay guys and sluts do over hung dark latinos, like Lourdes' dad.
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Wow...you are rather "offensive," with your comment. I know many men who prefer brunette, dark eyed women, (sadly of which I am not). Preference is truly in the eye of the beholder, and there are MANY spectacular brunette women out there that men go ga ga over.
Ha ha, you gave birth to your worst rival.
Karma rules.
she will look like her mum short and hairy
I fear Lourdes (despite her saintly name) can't help being messed up, just based on her nutter mom, wealth, and fame.
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
It seems she joined the famous rich men seeking affairs club 'rich ki ss. c om', true or not? If yes, i just wonder what she is doing with that sugar daddy dating service? she wants to find a rich man for extramarital relationship?
I believe this story 100%. I knew a dispicable woman who was trying to compete with her teenaged daughter. She got off on flirting with and seducing guys that her daughter had a crush on. She even tried to pull her daughter's boyfriend into bed with her. Her daughter walked in on that shit before anything happended and by all accounts, the poor boy was resisting, but who knows how long he would have resisted had he thought he could get away with it. We are talking about a teenaged boy and a horny whorish drunken 40 year old fake tittied cougar...I can totally see Madonna doing something like that. Her ego needs constant stroking...Madonna's ego is like a penis. It grows when stroked.
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no offense, but guys don't usually go ga ga over hairy dark latinas, like gay guys and sluts do over hung dark latinos, like Lourdes' dad.
Not like I have kids or anything, but I feel like once you do that's your cue to retire to the background and let someone else shine.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
I wouldn't hit vadge if she promised me i could hit kelly clarkson afterwards! And i would FUCKING HIIIT kelly clarkson!
You know poor Lourdes will walk in on her Mom and her(lourdes boyfriend) boyfriend having sex one time.
Hey Michael,
Is it my imagination or is David wearing UUUGGGGGSSS!!!!
At least Lourdes won't have to use the KY Jelly.....
Normally I would think this is BS, but since we're talking about Madonna, who knows?
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I don't think Lola will have the same impulses. Madonna grew up in a very mundane atmosphere with a dream of the fantastic that her family didn't wholeheartedly support...I think she'll be a very different person...also, she's got her Daddy, I hardly know what that guy is about - I like the way he moves but he looks seems like an angry guy...
I get the impression Madonna's Dad was more...quiet...
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
It will be interesting to see if Lourday will follow in memaw's crotch-steps. Hopefully she'll show a little more restraint because I don't want to see a double page spread of Lourdes' vadge ever. Standing nekkid in the middle of the road etc...no.
In Bed wif Lourdez. No no NOOOOOO.
Lourdes has what Madonna wants most but can't buy.
It will get dicey when Madonna's men start paying attention to Lourdes. Some women can't take that.
I remember as I matured, some of my friends' mothers gave me evil looks when their husbands talked to me.
Now if this dried up old hag had a talent other than flashing her crotch, age wouldn't be an issue.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:22pm.
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What a lovely post. You sound like a great Mum.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:39pm.
I believe this could well be true, I'm pretty sure every mother feels some envy for her daughter when their babies turn into women - quite a natural thing in fact!
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I can't imagine any mother being jealous of her own daughter--not to sound racist, maybe it's a white or western thing? Everyone has their moment in the sun, there comes a time when you accept what you are and age gracefully. Physically, you can look the best you can for your age, but it's completely futile to try to compete in the looks department with a youngster.
My mother bent over backwards to make sure her daughters were always the best they could be. When it came to beauty, even though she herself never had those things, she made sure we got braces, got our acne treated, ate healthy and stayed fit. Even as adults, she makes it a point to gift me with gifts and services to improve ourselves. I have naturally frizzy and curly hair (just like her), but every year she gifts me a Japanese straight perm because everyone always compliments me when my hair is straight. Or the other day, she even got me (don't laugh) a Ped-egg, because she hates the fact that my feet took after hers (we both have the bad feet gene) and wants even my feet to be better than hers.
I'm the same way with my daughter. I want to give her every advantage and nothing would give me more pleasure than to have her way more beautiful and more intelligent than me.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 6:41pm.
LMAO @ makes me dizzy..