Thursday, February 5th 2009
Stains Is January's Hot Slut Of The Month!
There was really no competition. Stains became Hot Slut of the Month as soon as The Soup brought him to the masses! DJ Lady Tribe will have to take her pussy shot elsewheres, because STAINS is now in the running to become the world's next top hot slut.
I was thinking (don't try this at home), now that Vivica Fox is longer associated with the Slycic Friends Network, they obviously need a new spokeswhore. That should be Stains! When I look into his eyes, I can see the future! And the future is CUPCAKES!!!
Thanks to all who voted! Go make love to a cupcake now.
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Where do you s'pose they came up with the name 'Stains' anyway? Oh well, no matter; congrats to the little fellow. He IS a "Hot Slut".
Stains is awesome. That freak that hosts the show is a delusional idiot. He's allowed to bite that crazy bitch in my opinion.
LIBERATE STAINS!!
The dog is lovely!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:37pm.
i totally love stains. at the same time, i must admit that is one scary lookin dog. those EYES.
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To be perfectly honest, Stains' eyes freaked me out at first too. Ha-ha! Then, after I got over the initial, "Woa! What the?" factor, I was like, "Awwwwwwwwwww, cute poooooochyyyyyy likey cupcakeeeeeeeees!" :)
Submitted by soul on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:06pm.
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TOO CUTE!! I need a cupcake now, and I don't even especially like them.
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 8:28pm.
Stains is adorable and does deserve to win, but I need some more info and pictures of that hot mess, Sergey!
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We know very well who YOU voted for. You are DEAD to Sergey, missy!
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Don't let the door hit you in your rat face-- MK
i would always vote for an animal over a human. HUMANS SUCK!
Somebody give that dog a cupcake!
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Way to go STAINS, the winner by a mile!!
ENJOY::
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I love Stains!
Stains is adorable and does deserve to win, but I need some more info and pictures of that hot mess, Sergey!
i totally love stains. at the same time, i must admit that is one scary lookin dog. those EYES. is it wax?
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Gooooooooooo, STAINS!
YES! ~Doing Happy Happy Joy Joy! Dance~
After Toby The Dog's loss this is vindication!
~Off to bake cupcakes in Stains' honor~
Yay!
when you call him, you have to say Come, Stains....so how could he not win Hot Slut, not just because he's an animal!
ps I actually mighta sorta kinda voted for the cupcakes...
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puppy side eye.
Dammit, DJ Lady Tribe...you're a winner in my eyes!
Stains?? That's what I call my husbands underpants! It should be a law to wear black/navy knickers!! Back to the dog....adorable!!!
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congrats
stains.
WTG Stains! Xo
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I LOVE STAINS!!!!!
Submitted by Cooze Control on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:47pm.
Why in the fuck must an animal win EVERY TIME? Can we have a human being that wins
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Agree thoroughly. Stains is cute, but compared to Sergey? Abandoned couch had my heart once, but it saved a life. Unless you, MK, create HOT TRANNY OF THE DAY posts, I will vote human.
Congrats... Stains for "Hot Slut of the Year" bitches!
Stains has the same look I do when I see cupcakes and can't eat them.
He's destined for Hot Slut of the Decade!!!
BOOO! Normally I'm not a sore loser, but this dog has Jonathan Rhys Meyer eyes and I can't handle it.
Crap.
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Submitted by stainsthedog on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:57pm.
thanks all. proud to be a hot slut. im on twitter now, lez be friends: http://twitter.com/StainsTheDog
bring cupcakes.
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I wish I had a doggie like Stains. He's adorable!
no surprise!! love ya, stains
thanks all. proud to be a hot slut. im on twitter now, lez be friends: http://twitter.com/StainsTheDog
bring cupcakes.
Stains, I love you!
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Why in the fuck must an animal win EVERY TIME? Can we have a human being that wins instead of an animal that makes a stupid face or a stupid cat that does NOTHING!??! The prestigious Hot Slut of the Month contests are turning into shit that you would see on LOL CATS.
A well-deserved win - to the victor, go the spoils! Come, Stains - let's celebrate!
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<3 stains.
Submitted by randy1 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:24pm.
Those eyes are so expressive. How can anyone harm any animal let alone a pooch.
THE VIET CONG DO IT ON A GODDAMN DAILY FUCKING BASIS.
Yeah Stains!!!
"Ain't no companion like a blue-eyed Merle."
- Led Zep
Those eyes are so expressive. How can anyone harm any animal let alone a pooch.
Mmmmmm cupcakes!
Yay, Stains! Good doggie! Have a cupcake.
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Yay for La Mancha, i do hope he has other tricks up his sleeve.
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Congratulations Stains!
With a name like that, he was always going to be a winner.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Alright Stains, now someone give him a cupcake.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Stains is your average Aussie... we have 3. They are easy to train cuz they're brilliant and the blue eyes, common with the Merle's, just make them look extremely intense.
On a side note, he looks over done (intense) and he better get that entire plate!! He's a good dog... good dog!!! *wags*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I hope Hot Slut of the Years aren't dominated by The Soup choice picks actually. MK you need to find real hot messes for Stains to have some real competition by the end of the year dammmit!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Cara on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:07pm.
I like you! You're smart.
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The hot slut of the year competition is over. Viva Stains!
That dog dominated!
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
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YEAH!! I hope those bitches give him a cupcake now.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Wow, Stains completely dominated. Stains vs. Spaghetti Cat would be an intense showdown.
Stains and Lou from "The Soup" need to get it on.
BY A LANDSLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!