POOP: The Cookbook
This is just one of the many barf-inducing bowls of grossness that Fishsticks Paltrow will serve up in her new macrobiotic cookbook. The shit book will be published next year under the title "My Father's Daughter" and will focus on "the importance of togetherness at mealtime, emphasising that cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love."
Personally, I like to celebrate togetherness by gathering around a buffet of carbohydrates filled with preservatives and bashing Fishsticks' mega snobbery with fellow haters. That sounds like the ultimate expression of love to me.
If you want a Goop experience, then save your coins and don't buy Fishy's book. Instead, take equal parts of delusion, narcissism and fakery, stir in a big bowl using the stick up Fishy's ass. Then swallow the mixture. Wait 30 minutes, then vomit it all up into a bowl. Sprinkle some ORGANIC flax seeds on top and serve with a smug ass smile. There you go! You've got yourself a Fishsticks-approved bowl of poopy GOOP!
Here's the GOOPess herself looking like a dried-up fishstick while being miserable in London yesterday.
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The latest rumor is that she stole the idea for GOOP from another blogger, who writes The Weekly Beet. And she said Gwyneth was a total b*tch when they met face to face. She also says Gwyneth used all her ideas about cleansing and all of her recipes :)
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You would think Fishy would know by now that no one really gives a ripe fart about what she spews out of that yapping pie hole of hers. And as for that green goop...I'd use it to kill the ants near the back porch...But then the ants haven't done anything to deserve that kind of fate.
"The importance of togetherness at mealtime, emphasising that cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love."
Ummm...in America we normally spell it like this, "emphasizing", you pretentious bitch, you are not British!!!
I honestly think she is a horrible actress...This whole GOOP thing is a crock of shit & I hate it like the rest of you, but I actually think she is better at that shit than being an actress.
Gwenyth seems to bring out the worst in people...she can act, but she also had everything handed to her, and she never really acknowledges that. Even Ben Affleck admitted that she is an "elitist" - and we know that means "snotty bitch"
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the whole point of goop... to stay thinny, by making food that tastes like paper so you won't have much of it.
That shit looks like diarrhea.
Gwyneth Paltrow is not or ever will be Grace Kelly. Needs to get over it!
GWYNETH PALTROW, YOU ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING GRACE KELLY OR MARTHA STEWART. SO DEAL!!! Not at our expense though, thank you.
Man, I love it. Fishticks wearing a ton of makeup but trying act as if she isn't. She's just pissed off because she isn't beautiful. Paltrow, deal, you aren't a beauty and need to get over it!
Look like a bowl of vegetable soup.haha
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That article says she ridiculed Jennifer Aniston as "that TV girl."
Her mother played Will's mother on Will and Grace. Isn't that also called TV?
Every time I here the name Gweneth Paltrow I suddenly think of Mary Cherry's harping voice.....GWIIIINNNNIIIITTHH!
This shit is pathetic, sad really. she has no fucking clue what it means to be a human being. talking about eating food and sharing good times with family like it's goddamn fucking never existed before. she must live a really cold life, but from the looks on her face she really fucking lives for victimhood because she thinks it redeems her black soul so I say lets give it to her good. dddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn I'm more evil than usual today :throws up satan salute:
ick...that shit looks like baby food that even babies won't eat...*blech*
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I tried a recipe out of Goop. It was actually quite good once you got past the pretentious condescending manner the recipe was written.
I really like her coat, though.
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London in February IS miserable whether you are Fishsticks or not.
Submitted by Otter Pop on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 7:58pm.
I hate cooking because no one seems to appreciate it and then I get stuck washing the motherfucking dishes.
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LMAO!
I hate cooking because no one seems to appreciate it and then I get stuck washing the motherfucking dishes.
O Shaddap, Fishy! My grammy taught me that already!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
i find it funny that people don't understand why she was nicknamed "fishsticks." Go to your freezer, take out a fishstick, go back to your monitor and put them right next to each other (that's what i did.) If you don't have a frostbitten, disgusting, flavorless piece of breaded fish in your fridge, i'll mail you mine. If u can't wait, look at her and google a pic of a fish-stick. Do a side to side comparison: hello? you see it now? twinsies!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 6:18pm.
But if you do it as much as I do, it's pretty much a thankless chore, not a grandiose gesture of maternal love. It's what we ALL do, GWYNETH.
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Submitted by Stick Stickly on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:08pm.
I don't know why she's called Fishticks, but somehow it works for her.
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I didn't know either until I read that article in the Post that was linked. Here ya go:
"She is not an accessible person, and trying to market herself as such makes no sense," says E! Online's Ted Casablanca, who famously nicknamed Paltrow "Fishstick" for her chilly blandness. ("Also, her shape," he clarifies. "And I'm talking about a fish stick right out of the freezer - not heated up!")
HAHA!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Emeriesan: "
"...cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love"
50s years of feminism for this shit to come up?"
Thank you.
Mr. Hekki doesn't cook for us. Does that mean he doesn't love us?
And I happen to be in the pretty traditional housewife role at the moment, and I DO cook 95% of the meals we eat from scratch. It's cheaper and healthier than eating out. I suppose it comes from love. But if you do it as much as I do, it's pretty much a thankless chore, not a grandiose gesture of maternal love. It's what we ALL do, GWYNETH.
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I cook from scratch too. It's not only healthier but more economical as well, and I do love it, but not all the time.....it IS a thankless chore and I love that comment 50 years of feminism for this shit?
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she's a poop head
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Submitted by Emeriesan: "
"...cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love"
50s years of feminism for this shit to come up?"
Thank you.
Mr. Hekki doesn't cook for us. Does that mean he doesn't love us?
And I happen to be in the pretty traditional housewife role at the moment, and I DO cook 95% of the meals we eat from scratch. It's cheaper and healthier than eating out. I suppose it comes from love. But if you do it as much as I do, it's pretty much a thankless chore, not a grandiose gesture of maternal love. It's what we ALL do, GWYNETH.
there's a reason why we love photos like these....it's because she was a face for Estee' Lauder. It just reminds us that anybody could do that in the right circumstances.
i do love to cook. especially when i don't have to worry about what the groceries cost when i'm shopping at the lowest price grocery store. i would really really really love to cook if i could shop at the fully upscale boutique grocery stores.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:08pm.
What if the person cooking for their family can't cook for shit and everybody gets food poisoning and explosive diarrhea, what's that an expression of? See, I just punched a big ass hole in your logic there, Fishsticks.
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cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love"
Not in the house where I grew up. My mom's horrible cooking and inadequate dishwashing has sent people to the hospital producing shit like that photo.
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What the hell is that shit, Cream of Wheat with green food coloring? No wonder this bitch whines about what people say about her on the internets, she knows she's crazy, she eats stupid shit, and her husband thinks she's a cunt.
"...cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love"
50s years of feminism for this shit to come up? I'm mad at these holistic millionaires, fuck them and let's boycott their fake simplicity.
What if the person cooking for their family can't cook for shit and everybody gets food poisoning and explosive diarrhea, what's that an expression of? See, I just punched a big ass hole in your logic there, Fishsticks.
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the sad thing is I think she is being sincere. she just so out of touch!
no wonder she looks so miserable all the time--she's eating pea paste--i'd be grumpy and sad too!
Well I never expected Gwyneth to be an advocate for the 1950's conformist houswife! LOL!!
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She looks positively shiteous without professional makeup and styling. I have never seen her look good without the full bells and whistles going on. Then again, everyone but the lowliest gutter skank can look good with a makeover. So why on God's green earth would I want to copy Gwynnie? So that I can look like a sallow, sickly frozen fishstick? So I can have mystery trips to the hospital? When she looks in the mirror, she can't possibly think she looks radiant. That's what's so infuriating. She thinks she's hot shit without actually admitting that she is indeed just hot shit.
she is not a natural blonde.
i've heard that in columbia, coke is a natural homeopathic remedy for weight loss. i've never tried it, though. lol
I do like her coat, though. *hides*
"the importance of togetherness at mealtime, emphasising that cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love."
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In my own way, I agree with Fishy.
I cook for my family, when they are not around.
They are always with me...in thought...as I sit my ass in the chair at my dinner table in my dining room.
I do feel the ultimate expression of love when I don't have to hear their f*cking pie-holes whining about shit I don't give a shit about. Like there not being enough seasonings in the f*cking meat. STFU, you whining little bastards and season the goddamned meat yourselves. How about you opening the f*cking fridge to NOTHINGNESS. That's the ultimate expression of my love. An empty fridge...a cold stove...and bare muthf*ckin cupboards.
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Submitted by KidL: "Ya know, for a woman who dated Brad Pitt AND Ben Affleck, it's hilarious for her to imply that she does not associate with uncouth individuals or that she is somehow above mere mortals."
*snicker* Good point. She also doesn't want people to remember that she was in "View From The Top", as Kevette said.
Fishy is looking haggard and bland as her diet. She still thinks she is the shit...wake up byatch your day came and went, just like most of these celebutards...noone likes you Fishy Wishy...just go eat a damn hamburger and call it a day...
"the importance of togetherness at mealtime, emphasising that cooking for your family is the ultimate expression of love."
This bitch acts like that isn't what billions of people all over the world do every fucking day in and day out for their families. Ugh fuck off you stupid cunt.
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you know what is really funny about her coming out with a cookbook? its that i cannot ever imagine her eating nice juice greasy ribs, I only see her eating flavorless food
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Dollars to donuts Chris Martin dumped her elitist ass, and she's keeping it on the down low.
I have seen what is to come
This woman is an amazing chef
In the year 2015 will replace Martha Stewart as the new American domestic diva
Alongside Paris Hilton she will open up a New York eatery
With the sole purpose of feeding homeless and other under privileged people Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
*Mark my words*
I don't know why she's called Fishticks, but somehow it works for her.
So she has tips on how to be like her? OMG my dream came true!!!!!
oh wait I dont make enough money
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
If I have to choose between being fat or looking like her. I would like the cheeseburger.
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I always wondered what kind of diet would make me look like a three day old turd sitting in a moldy toilet and now i know its the GOOPY diet!
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