Open Post: Hosted By Harvey!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been Harvey Day every day ever since he's been in Los Angeles. He needs to get on the next private jet (that's the only way he rolls) to NYC, so he can melt this dirty ass snow with his smile made out of sunshine and Mother's Cookies! But Harvey can leave his greasy chicken bone of a mommy at home. What is this bitch wearing? That was very rude of her to wear a blindingly bright outfit around Harvey. Even he thinks her "morning shift stripper goes to the PTA meeting" outfit is not appropriate anytime, any place, any fucking where. Those were probably his exact words.

Look at him. He's trying to distance himself from that walking embarrassment. Katie needs to stop playing around and give Glimmer from She-Ra her boots back!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:07pm.

I'm sorry, Harvey, dear, but your mother's a truck stop ho.

Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:04pm.
dg: you can probably pick up a pair of those boots while you're there.
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Hey now, Wal-Mart does have SOME standards! I am thinking Fredericks of Hollywood wouldn't even have these fuckers!
I can't stop cursing today. What's wrong with me? Fuck!

Submitted by Emma G on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:06pm.

Taint - do you fool around with it during sexy times? How so? I'm put off by its placement between an open sewer and sweaty balls, am I taint-phobic?

Submitted by sexy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:06pm.

Hi Harvey!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:06pm.

O...Harvey's looking mighty handsome, I must say!
His mom looks like Super Whore, as usual. *eyeroll*

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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:06pm.

Aww. Our little pimp is growing up!

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:05pm.

she is so disgusting. please go back to the UK Jordan. I don't want you in my country, let alone my state.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:04pm.

dg: you can probably pick up a pair of those boots while you're there.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:04pm.

It's so fucking windy out today, it's like walking in a snowglobe. Fucking snow blowing everywhere.

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by Funeral Guy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:03pm.

Poor kid. He does look a little "special" doesn't he? Even worse, he has to go through life with a Whore Mom.

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:03pm.

Did you guys SEE that shit she wore to the toy store the other day? Her implants were exploding over the top of her tank top and her bra was hanging out. Um, no one at the fucking toy store wants to see your tits, you shallow fucking whore. Oh that was on topic, woops!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.