Thursday, February 5th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Harvey!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's been Harvey Day every day ever since he's been in Los Angeles. He needs to get on the next private jet (that's the only way he rolls) to NYC, so he can melt this dirty ass snow with his smile made out of sunshine and Mother's Cookies! But Harvey can leave his greasy chicken bone of a mommy at home. What is this bitch wearing? That was very rude of her to wear a blindingly bright outfit around Harvey. Even he thinks her "morning shift stripper goes to the PTA meeting" outfit is not appropriate anytime, any place, any fucking where. Those were probably his exact words.
Look at him. He's trying to distance himself from that walking embarrassment. Katie needs to stop playing around and give Glimmer from She-Ra her boots back!
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:06pm.
pull panties to the side, for some reason you end up taking them off eventually tho...ahhaha!
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Yah, because holding them there is too much work and they need to concentrate on other things!
Mrs. G- good point! I don't think my BF is afraid to say what he really thinks, though.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:02pm.
I know you let Slutty wear some of the debil VS clothes. Now she has a rash. Happy? :P
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silly! that was my plan. I had to slow her ass down some how.
In today's world of fat-asses and silicone tits, just try finding a bra in 32B or 34B. Damn near fucking impossible.
pull panties to the side, for some reason you end up taking them off eventually tho...ahhaha!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
You might as well shop at Target if you're going to shop at Victoria's Secret. Better quality. I guess they put their money into buying decent elastic and stitching instead of putting marabou wings and rhinestones on stupid twats for men to watch on TV.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:02pm.
lmao gyeah! I hope he had done some other shit and that was just the last straw! I thought it was sweet, just totally clueless. OH and nevermind the fact that he got the bras in a "B" instead of a "D"
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NO, yeah totally, that was the whip that broke the gimp's back. That's the other thing about VS only the small sizes look pretty everything bigger than a C looks fucking hideous. I felt like Arepa Franklin sized tits whenever i went to buy bras there. NO MORE!
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:57pm.
@KD: It's open post, so ask away!
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I can't think of anything! If I'm ever wondering about what men think about things, I just ask my boyfriend. Then I at least know what HE thinks of certain things and maybe a lot of other men are the same.
hahaha i do the same thing but sometimes I wonder if he doesnt tell me the truth because he doesnt want to be rude or seem perverted lmao
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I never stay on topic :)
CM!!!
Holy hell that is one of the funniest visuals that I have had all day!!!!
Bent over the back of the couch trying to watch I, Claudius with my undies pulled to the side!
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
MC, that's funny. I haven't been a B since high school.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I like seeing Harvey being ho'd out everyday by his parents way more than Suri and I wanna steal Jordan's outfit.
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Submitted by KD
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Did you see the "Gla-day" (Glade) Christmas commercials where that weird lady bit off all the heads of the gingerbread cookies?
I like the Progressive chick, tho. For some reason she reminds me of Annette Benning in American Beauty.
Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:54pm.
I also recommend pearl or bead g-strings.
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They're brilliant!
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
MC, they don't seem to cater very well to small girls with big boobs. I was looking for a 32D because the straps cannot be adjusted enough on the 34D. It's odd, you got to special order that stuff.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Clarisse ~ ask away!
@SB: Hehe. Shauna Sand will be CRUSHED!
Personally, if I'm spending money on heels, they'd better be ones I can wear with a nice dress. Sluttiness should remain private, and limited to lingerie.
MC, that crap IS cheap. although ive had some of the panties forever.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:57pm.
@KD: It's open post, so ask away!
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I can't think of anything! If I'm ever wondering about what men think about things, I just ask my boyfriend. Then I at least know what HE thinks of certain things and maybe a lot of other men are the same.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:57pm.
Victoria's Secret is the debil! that shit is cheap (quality) and makes my booty itch. My BF bought me all this shit from there for Christmas and I exchanged most of it for the jammies.
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I know you let Slutty wear some of the debil VS clothes. Now she has a rash. Happy? :P
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
lmao gyeah! I hope he had done some other shit and that was just the last straw! I thought it was sweet, just totally clueless. OH and nevermind the fact that he got the bras in a "B" instead of a "D"
I dislike both Fredrick's and Victoria's Secret's underthings. One wash and they fall apart. And they are usually itchy, and the bras make my boobs look weird. Honest, I prefer Kmart.
that progressive insurance lady ...is just a few commercials away from looking the Snapple lady.
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"Ask Stock Broker what men really think" !!!
Oh Stocky, you are in for it now!!!! LMAO!!!
So...A) Boobs no bigger than a mouthful and B) Pull your panties to the side!!!
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
Breakdown ~ no luck yet? I thought you got a lead for the supermarket town square druggist?????
Hahahaha, MASTERPIECE THEATER! Very funny Charles!
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
@Manson: Next time I watch Masterpiece Theatre, I know what I'm going to be doing.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:59pm.
I goddamn fucking adore your ass!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:57pm.
At the risk of sounding heartless, i broke up with a guy fro giving me that shit.
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Haha, that progressive insurance lady IS annoying! I spotted the same person in a Glade commercial, too. Maybe we'll see her on the silver screen some day..
On a high note.... Harvey looks as though he has lost some weight, so as much as I'm not fond of the twat...good for Jordan!
Nippy ~ not for me. I don't like cheap hooker high heels that pole dancers wear.
I had a girlfriend who used to wear python high heels that drove me nuts. She had incredible legs & when she wore them...mamacita!
lucsious, actually Katie had them reduced last year. Ironically they look bigger, but I think it's cause the t-shirt she's wearing is too small for her boobs.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
CM/SB,
What is hotter? Crotchless panties or just pullin em to the side
PULLING THEM TO THE FUCKING SIDE MOST GODDAMN DEFINITELY. CROTHLESS FUCKING SHIT SCREAMS OBVIOUS AND FUCKING DESPARATE. PULL THE MOTHERFUCKERING PANTIES OVER WHILE WATCHING FUCKING MASTERPIECE THEATER. THE FUCKING ONLY WAY TO GODDAMN GO.
I am almost through with my unintended Stockholm detox.
Someone should send Miss WINO here. She would be quick to recover!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I don't like this open post shit and wish we could go back to the pre-'09 Dlisted days... but I simply *must* contribute today since it's hosted by Harvey and all.
Did Jordan get her tits made bigger again? They look huuuuuge
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"If only life were a Judd Apatow movie where geeks rule the world... but it's not, so let's just suck it up."
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Wonder if the octo-lady is waiting on weightloss to grace our tv screens?
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@KD: It's open post, so ask away!
Submitted by mishma on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:54pm.
I like those boots, is that bad?
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Maybe in brown suede
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Mel ~ "Flo" the insurance lady grates on my nerves.
She strikes as the type of girlfriend that would draw smiley faces on her notes and be constantly calling to blabber on & on about nothing.
Victoria's Secret is the debil! that shit is cheap (quality) and makes my booty itch. My BF bought me all this shit from there for Christmas and I exchanged most of it for the jammies.
Hello all and welcome to "ask Stock Broker about what men think about anything" hour. :D
Seriously, I think we need a post like that.
@SB: What??? No lucite????
It looks as if he is wearing some football padding under his shirt..
Mrs Gosling ~ high heels are a turn on. But, not cheap stripper dancer high heels.
It's a domination thaaaang.
@Mel: God, yes. That whore makes me want to scream.
I vote for pulling them to the side. But I'm not a guy.
I also recommend pearl or bead g-strings.
Does anyone else hate those Progressive Car Insurance commercials with the perky lady?
<3 HARVEY <3
He looks like he's been hitting the gym!
Can you be Hot Slut more than once around here? =)
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
I like those boots, is that bad?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 2:49pm.
To me, "La Perla" is just great lingerie I give to girlfriends.
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You're a good bf with awesome taste, most guys go to cheap ass, ill fitting Victoria's Secret. Kudos.
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