Thursday, February 5th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Harvey!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's been Harvey Day every day ever since he's been in Los Angeles. He needs to get on the next private jet (that's the only way he rolls) to NYC, so he can melt this dirty ass snow with his smile made out of sunshine and Mother's Cookies! But Harvey can leave his greasy chicken bone of a mommy at home. What is this bitch wearing? That was very rude of her to wear a blindingly bright outfit around Harvey. Even he thinks her "morning shift stripper goes to the PTA meeting" outfit is not appropriate anytime, any place, any fucking where. Those were probably his exact words.
Look at him. He's trying to distance himself from that walking embarrassment. Katie needs to stop playing around and give Glimmer from She-Ra her boots back!
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HAHA I went to Walmart today too. Some fat fucker was polite enough to make that beeping sound before he almost RAN OVER MY FOOT with his Walmart scooter. Assholio! =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
PH- No he was avg. height, he just thought he'd be a funny hillbilly by pointing out the obvious.
Does anyone remember Mr.Obvious from SNL?
Nippy/IG- I bet that poor boys from the military can't get scooters for themselves as easily as these fat bastards can who aren't disabled, just lazy and fat. A veteran whose lost a leg or two probably can't get one, and actually they probably don't want one cuz they aren't lazy pimento loaf sandwich eating dead beats!
My cousin who is a piece of shit scam artist living off of the government has one, never uses it, just has it, bcuz, as she puts it "I could get one" Stupid bitch!
I bet there's some sort of Fat Fucks in Hoverrounds movement that will come after me for spewing hatred and bigotry. Too bad. I am fed up with their fat asses taking up the handicapped carts when there are tons of elderly people who could really use them.
DG, those mint milanos are so good. i never buy them though because id probably eat the whole thing in one sitting. the bf buys them though, he's a freakin stick and he never gains weight ever.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I can't figure it out either, Paris.
Regardless, to the Hoverround crowd: get off your ass and walk, or stop eating so you aren't confined to a scooter. Being handicapped is no excuse for putting on 400 pounds.
Devilgirl, I would totally cut a bitch who tried to come between me and some mint milanos!
And don't you love people who point out totally obvious things as if it's some novel observation?
I'm short too; I know I'm short and don't need some dunbass pointing it out.
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Pluto had it coming.
nippy, that sounds like something charles manson would say for reals.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:58pm.
IG-She did! I wasn't having any of it after being denied Milanos at the end of last week at the local grocery store. I was not in the mood to be f 'd with regarding those choc/minty vixens.
DG, I know this may sound weird, but I've noticed people in those Hoverrounds around here lately. Are they in them because they're so fat? Or can they not really actually walk? It's confusing to me because this is a real walking city and there's not a whole lotta space for them to be poking around in aisles in walgreens which aren't huge like walmarts or targets...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
@devil and @island: I hate fat fucks on Hoverrounds. They need to get up out of their damn scooter and walk. Then maybe they won't be so fucking fat. If they can't walk, and it's not because they're fat, then they need to stop eating so damned much.
I have been spending too much time around Manson and Christian Bale.
DG, why did he call you a short little shit anyway? Was he like a giant or something?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
devilgirl, that's like asking what came first, the chicken or the egg? It's one of life's great mysteries. And oh no she di-int try to get between you and the Mint Milanos!!
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@weenie: Yes, Harvey is mentally and physically disabled.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:49pm.
devilgirl, I was in WalMart the other day and saw three different women bombing around in those scooters--- there was more ass hanging over the sides of the seat than there was actually sitting in them.
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Thank you, I know! Plus, they think they own the flippin' aisles! This old bag in the cookie aisle purposely took her fucking time by the Mint Milanos. I felt like grabbing her handle bars and squeezing the accelerator
so she'd get the f down the road.
Question- Is it the Hoverrounds that make them fat, or are they fat to begin with and that is why they need the scooters?
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:46pm.
You're luckkkyyy. I'll get lunch lady arms if i don't watch myself.
Alrighty, nite PH nice chattin with ya.
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devilgirl, I was in WalMart the other day and saw three different women bombing around in those scooters--- there was more ass hanging over the sides of the seat than there was actually sitting in them.
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Hey, what have I missed?
Back from Wal-Mart, bastards took me for $210.00! Can't deal with the lazy fat fucks in the Hoveround scooters. The disabled old ladies in them aren't much better.
On the bright side, they had Mint Milanos.
On the getting me pissed off side, some stupid man with a wart on his cheek the size of Austrailia says: " Damn you sure are a short little shit, did ya know that!"
Reason #27 why small towns/rural areas SUCK!
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:44pm.
harvey looks like OJ Simpson. are you sure she wasnt letting an old footballer into her hanes her way panties?
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Cuntylicious, Harvey's father IS a footballer who has refuses to have anything to do with him.
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gyeah, my bodyweight fluctuates around the hip and thighs usually not so much up top. Maybe sometimes in the arms but not much.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
harvey looks like OJ Simpson. are you sure she wasnt letting an old footballer into her hanes her way panties?
My jeans are size Crisco...for chicks with fat in the can.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Actually I found some jeans @ Ross that fit me really well, they were the Lee's for curvy woman, but I need the short petite ones and I couldn't seem to find them. The waist was exactly perfect and there wasn't any gap because it has an elastic waistband.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by icedcoffee on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:59pm.
MEN DO LIKE FUCKING DUMB CUNTS YOU AMATEUR. BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID DICKS. HERE'S A TIP: TRY AND KEEP SLENDER YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCK. IT SHOULD BE EASY WITH YOUR HEAD SHOVED UP YOUR ASS. YOU PRICK. YOU AND I ARE FUCKING DONE. PROFESSIONALLY. YOU'RE A NICE GUY BUT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND YOU NEED TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND HAVE A GLASS OF FUCKING WATER.
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ahahahaha! i love iced coffee.
missy, yep pretty much. size 2 or 4 dresses fit me better than size 6s, while the pants it's a whole different story...I seem to be in the size 5-6 range these days. And I'm on the heavy side, I used to weigh 10 lbs less less than 5 years ago. I don't get back fat spillage, I'm actually quite petite in the back area. Small back with big boobs.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Harvey looks great. His mom looks like WonderHo.
That said, hello peeps. How ya'll?
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I ran around the house in a dress I made out of a shower curtain and plastic wrap thinking I was the frosty Queen of Candy Land.--MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:33pm.
Thanks guys. Let me try a few things...
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I change up all the time. After many experiments I've found that's it's better if I DON'T delete the old one. Just add the new one. If that helps.
O yeah - and refresh - or else you can't see it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
AH! There it goes.
Sorry if this pic grosses anyone out but it made me almost crap my pants laughing today - the day i discover Lux Interior has died - and that is why i keeps it. Laughter is gold.
Thanks guys. Let me try a few things...
HARVEY HARVEY HARVEY PRICE!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:21pm.
everytime I cange mine I have to do it like 10 times before it actually changes.
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PH - my sister is totally built like that. men adore her. she's same as you; likes her body except for the fact that clothes are hard to fit. Theyre too big in the waist, fit in the legs, then too long. Size 2 dresses fit her prefectly. Pants are another battle.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:21pm.
Maybe your new avatar is too big so it doesn't upload
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:11pm.
Nah I'm actually pretty short, I just have a curvy body and most of the weight in relegated to my hips and thighs.
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So your bra size doesn't change much? I gain weight on top of my body, it's the worst body type, in my opinion. If i lose or gain my bra cup goes up or down accordingly also i get back spillage in the bra strap area it looks grody with tight sweaters if it's too obvious.
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missy, i don't mind it but clothes don't fit me very well most of the time. it's either they're too long or not enough room in the hip or the waist is too big. weirdness.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
johnnysgirl, try refreshing.
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Hey guys I have a question:
I want to change my avatar but each time I try to upload the new pic it just uploads the old one. Anyone else have that prob or have any ideas?
Hope you are all happy, well, and warm or some combo of those...
DUMB QUESTION: Aside from having a skank for a mommy, is Harvey disabled? Thanks.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
celebnewswire, in Katie's mind she IS a Barbie. I don't think she understands what reality is either, if she knew those boots make her look like a go-go dancer maybe she wouldn't wear them, but I think that was the intention in the first place really. Also, she is cramping Harvey's style for reals...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:11pm.
lots of men LOVE that body type, even though women tend to be unhappy with it as their own shape
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I'm fairly certain Jordan is wearing the exact same outfit as Diva from Barbie and the Rockers.
Submitted by icedcoffee on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:04pm.
wtf was that about?
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Dear Mommy,
Stop being such a goddamned skanky attention whore
Love Harvey.
Sorry to be on topic there, Hookers & Johns! I love you all!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
M.E. ~
What's the difference between Mia Farrow and Skankelina?
Sincerity.
Nah I'm actually pretty short, I just have a curvy body and most of the weight in relegated to my hips and thighs. I wish I were taller than the weight would distribute better.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 5:07pm.
gyeah, i weigh around that much and I'm a D. I guess if I weighed less i'd be a C...maybe...
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Sounds like you're a skinny naturally ampled boobied gal, nothing wrong with that.
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gyeah, i weigh around that much and I'm a D. I guess if I weighed less i'd be a C...maybe...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.E., I don't think so. All these kids are gonna be fucked up when they grow up!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Had a blast
Goodnight :)
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 3:59pm.
MEN DO LIKE FUCKING DUMB CUNTS YOU AMATEUR. BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID DICKS. HERE'S A TIP: TRY AND KEEP SLENDER YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCK. IT SHOULD BE EASY WITH YOUR HEAD SHOVED UP YOUR ASS. YOU PRICK. YOU AND I ARE FUCKING DONE. PROFESSIONALLY. YOU'RE A NICE GUY BUT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND YOU NEED TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND HAVE A GLASS OF FUCKING WATER.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:27pm.
gyeah, i went to a dept store ages ago and that's how i found out i was a D instead of a C. And all this time being uncomfortable in a too small bra!
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When that lady told me i was a DD i gasped not even D but DOUBLE MUTHAFUCKIN D's. Here i was walking around thinking i'm a C with my nose up in the air like i just don't care. If i go back to 125lb my ideal weight yes, i will be a C again, but i look in the mirror and say GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
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