Cornify Makes Everything Pretty!
Dlisted is so gay that every time you come to this shit, you see sparkly rainbows and unicorns everywhere, but wouldn't you like to see that on every site? Now you can with this amazing website called Cornify. It's like I queefed all over your monitor. Glitter everywhere! It fixes everything.
I mean, look at Mickey Rourke. Instead of looking like a clay beast, he looks like a beautiful fairy princess who is here to give you a gift box filled with fantastic dreams!
Do you ever feel dirty and guilty while looking at porn? Cornify the screen and suddenly you'll feel as pure as a fetus.
Let me co-sign a comment made by a Cornify user: "The internet is done, we can all go home and congratulate ourselves on a job well done." And that's the sparkly truth!
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Is that the hot piece Rourke under all that glitter?
ETA It is. In my defence, I'm blonde and blind. Oy.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:15pm.
LISA FRANK!!!! I used to have her folders, pencils, pens, trapper Keepers, and all the rest of her shit! And her posters from the book fairs!!! I mean who really bought books at the book fairs?
aaaaah me too!!! I used to have the sticker books and collect stickers..the fuzzy ones were the best...lmao
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:15pm.
haha!! i thought when i saw those unicorns- I used to have those stickers!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
like crazy, man
Oooo sparkly things.
i want to cornify Dick Cheney
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I'm looking for some software that will automatically block the faces of Paris Hilton, Spencer Pratt, Benji Madden, Phoebe Price, Angelina Jolie, and the like.
Kewl. It's like an 8-year old girl running the internet!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Why does this remind me of Napoleon Dynamite?
Shit, I need to cornify my life. There's no glitter.
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Chemo is not sexy
i LOVE it! except for dlisted, cornify is my new favorite site!
(wtf is 'cornify' anyway?!! lol!)
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Are sure Mariah doesn't own "Cornify"????
Please MK, don't do this to us!
goodness gracious, my eyes
LISA FRANK!!!! I used to have her folders, pencils, pens, trapper Keepers, and all the rest of her shit! And her posters from the book fairs!!! I mean who really bought books at the book fairs?
I also think people need a license to own any kind of technology. I mean really, WTF kinda lisa frank ripoff is this?
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
um, ok.
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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
-L.T.D. "Back In Love Again"
SOOOO purty!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.