Cornify Makes Everything Pretty!
Dlisted is so gay that every time you come to this shit, you see sparkly rainbows and unicorns everywhere, but wouldn't you like to see that on every site? Now you can with this amazing website called Cornify. It's like I queefed all over your monitor. Glitter everywhere! It fixes everything.
I mean, look at Mickey Rourke. Instead of looking like a clay beast, he looks like a beautiful fairy princess who is here to give you a gift box filled with fantastic dreams!
Do you ever feel dirty and guilty while looking at porn? Cornify the screen and suddenly you'll feel as pure as a fetus.
Let me co-sign a comment made by a Cornify user: "The internet is done, we can all go home and congratulate ourselves on a job well done." And that's the sparkly truth!
VIA URLesque
This is obviously the work of the UNICORNHOLER..
I love to sex with my boyfriend in car.
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I think I am in love.
Wouldn't it be great to be able to do that to a website so EVERYONE could see it? Kiss my ass irs.gov!!! KANYE YOU"VE BEEN CORNIFIED BITCH!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 1:00pm.
Cornify? Cornificate, Cornifinizah!
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
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lol!!
cheers, andy!
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Do you ever feel dirty and guilty while looking at porn? Cornify the screen and suddenly you'll feel as pure as a fetus.
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Oh great!! I just thought of Mimi discovering the site and having an orgasm and now I feel even dirtier!! :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
He is scary looking, but cornifying distracts from his fugness and makes it easier on the eyes. THANKS MK for giving us such a beautifier!!!
am I really the only one who has noticed the roller disco outfit on mickey rourke? I am baffled why he would place such clothing on his body.
Have a gr8 Care Bear day!!! Go!!! Mickey
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
@Madam Yummi: Bacon AND unicorns...you are brilliant!
This is the cutest damn thing ever!
Someone needs to invent "Cuntify" with pictures of Angelina Jolie or Madonna or something...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
my boyfriend just fucking dumped my unicorn ass woopie doo.
BondageBarbie...... Paris Hilton IS covered in Dog shit 24/7.
I would rather see Paris Hilton covered in dog shit than unicorns.Is there a site to do that?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
sartastic, blingee! that's it! I couldn't make a blingee though (i was not on a computer, so no surprise) so I didn't save the site.
I prefer www.blingee.com. You can get shit that's WAY gayer there!
i can still see mickey's fug through the bright pink unicorn...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Oh MK you gotta cornify a picture of Wino and Blake. The more cracked out they are the better...oh please please please. Your loyal lazy sluts are waiting!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
MK are u ok? you are a true loca. I want to corniFIAR my companie's site. something to have if anything goes wrong...just incase. (adds in favorites)
Coma Caca!!
Thank you everybody who reminded me about Lisa Frank!!! Yea glitter & bright colors! This has been like 'Back in the Day' Week at Dlisted.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
you know... even I don't really get into this sort of thing... so... (shrug) I can only ironically glitterize stuff to a point. then. meh.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:57pm.
Charles Manson, these wackos are probably into cornholing you, no joke. Did somebody shoot your TV with a shotgun? How did you get the bullet out?
I GOT IT OUT THE OLD FUCKING GODDAMN FASHIONED WAY. I GOT ONE HAND AROUND YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND ANOTHER GODDAMN FUCKER AROUND YOUR LOWER GASTROINTESTINAL AND FUCKING POPPED IT OUT.
stockbroker...
those aren't cute. horses are super cute. not as cute as a bunny, but what is?
peering past the glitter... WTF is dude wearing?! is he going to a roller disco?!
Did someone say CORNHOLIO?
lmao....
PS: this shit is fucking corny. lol
Love. Just...love.
And chicks love unicorns because MAGIC! And PRETTY! And if one visits you, you're special!
Cornify? Cornificate, Cornifinizah!
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!
I could do this all day....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
bacolio.us does the same thing, but adds tasty bacon to any site:
http://bacolicio.us/http:/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism
[http://bacolio.us is down at the moment, but supposedly if you paste it in front of any url, you get tasty bacon on any page. lol]
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I went to that page and then I cornified it.BACON AND RAINBOWS!!!
Charles Manson, these wackos are probably into cornholing you, no joke. Did somebody shoot your TV with a shotgun? How did you get the bullet out?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:46pm.
Angel ~ WTF??? virility???
What the hell does a unicorn have to do with that? It's a stinkin' horse with a stupid horn. And, what's with all the glitter while we're at it.
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Ok, lemme try - my books are packed and the internet sucks ass on this one - being o-so-very Christian like everything else in this world...
We have to start with the horse: Noble, Strong, Graceful, Powerful and Free - especially Free for a Unicorn.
The Unicorn has his added "Horn" but if you look at the work "Corn" - because why din't they just call it a uni-horned horse? - you can trace it to Cornucopia...which is associated with abundance.
So, it's like this. This noble creature is affixed with a horn of plenty - that would be a penis. He is also a protector of virgins. Rather than using his penis to defile virgins, he protects them. AND if you're a virgin - you'll prolly rub your first one out riding on his back;) He is also magical and non-existent.
Tada!!!
Um...you got with the glitter tho... Cuz it's pretty...? =)
(sorry, that wasn't great, but I need to check my refs - doctors do that too, you know;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
They stole my idea, except that instead of cornificating a unicorn, my website had someone fornicating with one.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
WHAT THE FUCK DOES CORNIFY MEAN. I DONT WANT TO CORNIFY JACK SHIT. THE ONLY FUCKING GODDAMN CORNIFICATION I GET IS THE CORN NIBLETS IN MY GODDAMN WORTHLESS STOOLS. AS A MATTER OF GODDAMN FUCKING FACT I HAVE A ONE FUCKING INCH HOLE IN MY GODDAMN FUCKING UPSTAIRS WORTHLESS SCREEN WITH A SAWED OFF FUCKING SHOTGUN STICKING OUT AND THOSE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN CORNIFIED PEOPLE CAN STAY THE FUCKING HELL AWAY.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:46pm.
Angel ~ WTF??? virility???
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Ever heard of spearmint rhino?
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Im gonna keep goin
Im gonna keep growin
I aint neva gonna stop hoein
Forever ~ so are Leprachauns and I don't see chicks fawing all over them.
I guess some mysteries were meant not to be solved.
bacolio.us does the same thing, but adds tasty bacon to any site:
http://bacolicio.us/http:/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism
[http://bacolio.us is down at the moment, but supposedly if you paste it in front of any url, you get tasty bacon on any page. lol]
I'm pretty sure that pink pony came from Sarah Jessica Parker's wedding album.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
there's another site like this... blimpie, blompie, something like that. but with more variety. so, yawn.
stock broker...
cuz they're MAGICAL? haha
Angel ~ WTF??? virility???
What the hell does a unicorn have to do with that? It's a stinkin' horse with a stupid horn. And, what's with all the glitter while we're at it.
Or, as Christian Bale would say, "what the F*** I don't understand!"
what you should listen to whenever you are cornifying . . .
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she's gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Ah... Ah...
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain,
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you're gone."
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What the hell is this all about? I find unicorns, glitter and pink ponies offensive! Very offensive.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:40pm.
What is it with chicks & unicorns????
Can someone explain that to me?
Pleeeeeease?
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It's a symbol of virility:)
The unattainable perfect man.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
WELL I DIDNT SEE ANY FUCKING GODDAMN RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS COMING OUT OF MY WORTHLESS FUCKING ASS. MABE I SHOULD CHECK THE FUCKING GODDAMN LAND WHALE.
What is it with chicks & unicorns????
Can someone explain that to me?
Pleeeeeease?
(...I bet Mariah loves that glittery shit on from that website)
You need to cover up his prune lips before that comes anywhere near pretty.
"Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things"
Is what I used to sing when things were going shitty ... Now I will CORNIFY everything in my life. Up first is Rosie O's smile. I will CORNIFY it. 8[]
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lizardbits1, your avatar happened in my town. Heh. It's been in our shitty paper like every day since.
On topic, I'm off to find the picture of the hotness that is Rourke before 'twas cornified.
My eyes are bleeding now, my seizures have returned, and I have an irresistible urge to warble "Butterfly."
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Now if we could just find an app that'll teach us how to glue macaroni to cardboard, we might get our own wing in the Guggenheim.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
What sort of fuckery...MK is having a mental health moment.
Who ARE these fucking people?!?
"Probably the best website in history."
by jonwheatley
"I've been waiting ages for something like this!!!"
by Xlife
"This new web 2.0 app is going to single-handily pull us out of the recession."
by pxlpshr
"This is simply genius."
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Suddenly, I feel almost like an ARTIST, myself, now that I've seen this!
This is what my kid does. Actually, my kid does better than this.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD