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Did you think to yourself this morning, "I really need to see Eric Balfour's hot ass"? Well, here you go! (NSFWish) - WOW Report
Wendy Ho has a message for Dick/Tuck - YouTube
Dustin Hoffman is shocked about Jessica Simpson's fat ass too - SOW
We need less Miranda Kerr and more of that hot piece - Popoholic
Presenting Professor Dreamboat - Holy Moly!
Hugh Jackman and his memaw are really close - ICYDK
You can look like Demi Moore too... if you have an extra ten million dollars laying around to spend on plastic surgery - Popbytes
Kelly Clarkson needs to put down the lollipop and pick up a glue gun to seal her mouth shut - Jezebel
Benji Madden moved from one fuck-eyed skank to another - Socialite Life
Holly Madison quit her job at Playboy to play house with a douchy guinea pig - Celebitchy
Don't let the door hit you in your rat face - I'm Not Obsessed
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I think he's attractive in the face, but the header picture isn't the best. I've seen him in movies, and I thought his face was nice.
He is so handsome.
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you can not lie tell on this.
http://www.omgblog.com/2006/06/eric_balfour_is_not_modest.php?page=2
hmmm... i think balfour is totally dirty hot and does not have a case of phelps-face. even after seeing his dinky wang a while back i would still let him hit it and then i'd hit him. you know he would go both ways. boy is just freaky but has a seriously sick body and ass.
Wendy Ho is my new fucking hero!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I want to TEAR IN to that ass on the left!
*adding Lie With Me to my Netflix queue. Thanks for the recommendation hookers!
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
*Drool* Eric is soooo hot in Lie With Me. I bought that dvd just to see him naked.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Nice ass damn..he was in total f#ck position there..I would hit that with the lights off fo'sho
Eric Balfour is super hot, but you can see him full on naked and have actual sex with Lauren Lee Smith in the movie "Lie With Me"
Huge couldn't have kissed his wife in the room or the lobby? He had to wait till right outside the front doors?
Balfour is too Phelp looking to be hot
Demi has no make up on in the before Star pic but looks great for he age but then again I do not have a single wrinkle either yet and I do not use leeches or plastic surgery.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
balfour and the bong smoking swimmer boy look alike...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Eric is one smoking hot piece.
Aw, cornpone, that is a visual I did not need.
And I'm all for letting actresses age naturally. (Not that I'd consider Demi an actress exactly!) How awesome does Meryl Streep look rounding 60 with lines on her face and little more weight on her frame?
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
At least Ceiling-Eyes has her busted fake breasts covered up in these pics.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby: "no matter how hard i work out and eat healthy, there's no way i or any normal female can achieve a surgeon's assisted perfect body"
Eh, so what? Even if you HAVE the perfect body it's not going to last. It's a bitch to maintain, and it's that much more devastating to find the inevitable wrinkle or sag.
I guarantee you are happier and more satisfied with your body than Demi is with hers.
I thought that was Dolphin Boy.
I was getting ready to throw some fish at him.
I would eat the corn outta Eric Balfour's shit. But damn those overalls are all kinds of UGLY
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:37pm.
Angel: i'm with you on the demi thing...if she's the standard of over 40 beauty, i'm effed...
no matter how hard i work out and eat healthy, there's no way i or any normal female can achieve a surgeon's assisted perfect body
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Exactly! And it's not good for our emotional health. Because if we eat healthy and exercise and do everything we're supposed to (I've been talking to my kid about bra-wearing *gasp!*), after 40 years of wear and tear we're bound to look a little busted. And that's OK! IT's sexy! Really, really it is.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Eric Balfour (whoever he is) has the hottest ass. The fat guy has the funniest face, though.
And the overalls? That's GAY.
Angel: i'm with you on the demi thing...if she's the standard of over 40 beauty, i'm effed...
no matter how hard i work out and eat healthy, there's no way i or any normal female can achieve a surgeon's assisted perfect body
NOW we know how Eric got to be a star!
We have RARELY seen a set of peaches as magnificent as Eric's!
(Our tongue is still hard!)
You can look like Demi Moore too... if you have an extra ten million dollars laying around to spend on plastic surgery
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You know. This really bites my ass.
People LOVE to go on and on about overpopulation...while buildings that the homeless could be using sit empty, while MILLIONS of dollars are spent on manipulating people into buy products they don't need and then women spend MORE MILLIONS cuz they don't like the way their tits look. We don't really have an overpopulation problem, you know - it's all about pride and greed and gluttony. There's a reason why they call'em Deadly Sins.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
i couldn't get to the demi moore link...did she really have 10 million worth of plastic surgery???? OUTRAGEOUS!!
Eric Balfour's hot...between the neck and waistline. Other than that, he's fug and um, well, disappointing (I've seen Lie With Me...). I'm not a size queen, but the peen would look small on me - and I'm almost a foot shorter.
However, I do think he's got potential at plating Michael Phelps in a USA TV movie...
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Criss Angel is a Douche Bag.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:05pm.
Except for this Criss Angel thing - I still love Holly. For such a ho, she's REALLY down to earth. She just helps, like, choosing me. But you know - she's from Alaska.
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I love love love Kendra....I love her personality, she seems really gritty and down for whateva and I love those type of hoes....but when you read her blog, it looks like a five year old wrote it. There are sooo many grammatical errors and the way she writes is just embarrassing...ugh. I like that Holly at least appears intelligent when she writes her blogs....thats a good thing...
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Im gonna keep growin
I aint neva gonna stop hoein
Except for this Criss Angel thing - I still love Holly. For such a ho, she's REALLY down to earth. She just needs help, like, choosing men. But you know - she's from Alaska.
Edited to make sense. Note to self: no typing while talking about something unrelated.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I disagree about Holly, granted, she is an overprocessed, nip/tucked, snobby ass bitch....but she looks better than most. The fact that shes so thin is beautiful and her big eyes are beautiful too. Plus, she was one who figured out how to use her bitchy ass personality to get to the top.....bitchy aint good, but it got her places so...
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Im gonna keep growin
I aint neva gonna stop hoein
WTF are you talking about Kelly Clarkson? Doublespeak much?
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
Snowy!
It's not Benji. I'm not sure who he is, but he needs to go to the doctor!
cheetums!
I know!!! I was thinkin, wow, he has nice eye AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELLLLLLL!!!
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
Re: Hugh and the Mrs. - that's HOT. I'm sorry, but I cannot find fault with him spending so much time with her. they obviously enjoy each other's company, and if it's a sham, so what. She'd be the first to know, and if she's OK with having half of him, who's to blame her.
God bless them, my respect just went up a whole notch. Better than some of the shit you see going on with other celebrity marriages.
LOL!@Audrina's "beautiful lie" shirt.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:58am.
Oh Benji, how could you????
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Ack! The only thing that's good about that is that Paris is gwan lose her shit for the age thing. That's fun:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
There's no need for that picture, MK :(
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Benji Madden and Ceiling Eyes is the funniest thing ever.
Well, not as funny as Shauna Sands riding the Segway in her lucite platforms. But still pretty friggin funny.
Oh Benji, how could you????
Clarisse: that's a picture of Benji?!??! I don't even see it (the resemblence, not the herp)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:46am.
OMG!!! the pic is so big u get just the top of half of his face first and i was thinking "mmmmm, clarisse musta pasted the wrong *scrolling down *lin .... AAHHH! WTF?"
Eric was hot as HELL in Lie With Me. Dog face and all!
As far as the Benji link....Look at the size of this herpe sore!!!! I was all "Who's that guy? He has nice eyes! He's kinda...WHAT THE FUCK!!! EWWW!!!"
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/02/05/bfm_enlarged/enlarg...
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In Michael K talk "Ex-Masturbator" and "Ex-Fornicator" translate into: "Current Fucking Liar!"
Eric Balfour is seriously fug. I never understood how he got movie roles.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
So Wendy can steal purses, but no one can steal from Wendy?
I agree Cindyloo, there is nothing special about Holly.
Ceiling Eyes and Benji? Farrah is going to shit!
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Every time I move I lose...when I look I’m in
And every time I turn around...I’m back in love
-L.T.D. "Back In Love Again"
Wow, I thought that was Skreech/Dustin Diamond at first.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
No loss that Holly is gone from Playboy. She really isn't pretty.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Damn, Demi did have some work done!