Wednesday, February 4th 2009
The O'Reilly/Bale Rant Battle
Christian Bale's fuck word meltdown is the gift that keeps on giving. It gave us the dance remix, the soundboard, the Newsies mash-up and now we have the Bill O'Reilly/Christian Bale fuck word battle to the death. It's kind of perfect.
Bill O'Reilly's rant still makes me want to shove my head into a fully heated George Foreman grill to stop the madness. Christian Bale's rant gives me a totally different feeling. I just want him to drop fuck bombs all over while dick slapping me into a heavy coma.
Bale wins this battle. Any rant that makes me think of peen is the obvious winner.
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Clarisse! Leave the puppies alone. Kick Sarah Palin!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:44pm.
What the fuck!?!? Stocky is taking Grape dancin and devilgirl to the movies?
*kicks puppy*
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You forgot about the Awesome Blossom at Chi Chi's after the movie!
*sticks out tongue*
Yes, Bale wins.
What the fuck!?!? Stocky is taking Grape dancin and devilgirl to the movies?
*kicks puppy*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
The best excuse I've heard is that Bale was so seriously into method acting that he couldn't turn off his rage. In other words, he was in character.
I cannot wait for some Hollywood celeb to use this as a legal defense for murder. (It's hard to believe it hasn't been used before!)
I didn't catch the whole Bale dance mix but this one almost made my Ramen noodles shoot thru my nose,something about the assbag expression on Bills face..so funny. I had to go back and watch the dance mix to get up to speed.
"Christian Bale's rant gives me a totally different feeling. I just want him to drop fuck bombs all over while dick slapping me into a heavy coma."
Teehee, me too, MK. It was one of the hottest things I've heard in a long time.
Carrot,
No not in a minute, fucking NOW!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:33pm.
Yeah, into the ground, through the earths core and back out again!
I have rants like that at least once a week.
Charles Manson has them every post and he gets no recognition!
To both ranters: Being a professional includes keeping it together, and not using abusive language to co-workers or underlings.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
oh Chris won! OReilly has to use F more.
do I have to say F every time I talk about ChirsBale now??? ;>
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfu
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:07pm.
Oh god so am I. Between the 3 million defamer/gawker post and the dance mixes its over. Way to take a (semi) funny thing and run it to the ground.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:30pm.
Grapedrinkbaby ~ I need to take you out dancing...
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Does this mean our date to see Mall Cop and the awesome blossom is off?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:28pm.
"Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:27pm.
His heart belongs to Tigerlilly! There are a few others he flirts with, but he has also broken lots of hearts too. Just warning you!"
*sigh*
I always go for the bad and taken boys. *cries*
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AMEN! You are preaching to the choir sister!
Grapedrinkbaby ~ I need to take you out dancing...
"Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:27pm.
His heart belongs to Tigerlilly! There are a few others he flirts with, but he has also broken lots of hearts too. Just warning you!"
*sigh*
I always go for the bad and taken boys. *cries*
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Submitted by Soy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:19pm.
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From a Nickelodeon short called Purple and Brown. Here's the clip the animation comes from:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPoZvGLWCkA&feature=related
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:25pm.
I think I may be in love with Charles Manson. <3 <3!
His heart belongs to Tigerlilly! There are a few others he flirts with, but he has also broken lots of hearts too. Just warning you!
CHRISTIAN BALE CAN SUCK MY FUCKING COCK BECAUSE HE HAS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN NOTHING ON ME. ILL BLOW HE STUPID FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING DUMBASS FUCKING HEAD OFF IN A GODDAMN FUCKING HEARTBEAT IF HE TAKES TWO FUCKING GODDAMN STEPS NEAR MY FUCKING GODDAMN HOME. HE WILL GET FUCK YOU OUT OF HIS FUCKING MOUTH AND THEN HE WILL BE PICKING HIS TEETH OUT OF HIS GODDAMN STOOLS.
I think I may be in love with Charles Manson. <3 <3!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Pretty funny. The Bale dance remix rules, tho'. O'Lielly got nothin' on Bale! That's why I had to change my sig line. LOL
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"I'll fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!"
Did you all know that this rant was from last summer?
Stocky: i agree
Submitted by Sartastic on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:13pm.
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What is your avie from? I've seen those animations all over the place!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Ummm, he's a journalist - can't he wing it for once!???
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
The Bale Volcanic Techno Dance Remix is waaaay better and catchier.
I bet that Bale checks himself into a hospital for "exhaustion"...as his excuse of the rant.
"Bale wins this battle. Any rant that makes me think of peen is the obvious winner"
lmao. dur!
I'm OBSESSED with that Bale song!! I downloaded it yesterday and have been frolicking through fields of fuckery and hot dance beats ever since....
Devilgirl, join the club *yawn*
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
damn you posted this BS one too!!! please change it to mine, im an avid dlisted reader and i made mine before this one and its BETTER!!!
check it out here please!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KBr7LRJdDOs
Thanks guys!
Okay, I am officially over the whole Bale rant.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 6:04pm.
Carrot,
Fuck, you can break whatever you want!
What the fuck don't you understand?? What the fuck is wrong with people? FUCK! I don't need a fucking walk!
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Stop fucking typing! Let's fucking go again! FUCK! We're fucking done, sexually.
Just fucking kidding. I couldn't fucking quit you.
Carrot,
Fuck, you can break whatever you want!
What the fuck don't you understand?? What the fuck is wrong with people? FUCK! I don't need a fucking walk!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
They really are running this shit into the ground aren't they?
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Fuck, Clarisse, I almost didn't fucking understand. Ooooh gooooood! You want me to fucking break your fucking toaster now?
I tell you what...If it was a video clip of Bales melt-down...You would not see my happy ass for about a week. Promise.
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If this dinkus started drop eff bombs while eff-bombing me, I'd probably cower and/or throw up out of fear and/or disgust. Bale, well, hell, add a police baton into the mix and you've got yourself a sexy party.
F@CK F*CK F$CKY F#CK F!CK, this F^CKING teleprompter F&CKING sucks..... ha Bill you suck, Christian rulez!
Hahahaha. I love that Bill O'Reilly clip.
This makes me wonder if his mother and sister really weren't lying a while back?
Viva la Bale!!!
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Bale's dance remix has been making my heart happy all day.
I would totally go to clubs again if they played this.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
CB every time. His anger is legit. O'Reilly's is just the product of twatness.
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