At Last....Beyonce's Gonna Get Her Ass Whooped!
May-December catfights are having the best week ever! First, there was La Dunaway vs. the chippy skank known as Hilary Duff. And now we have Etta James vs. Sasha Fierce! Diapers against divas. It is on.
When it was announced Beyonce would sing "At Last" at the presidential inauguration, I nearly turned my head inside out trying to figure out why they just didn't ask Etta instead. Etta feels the same way and bitch is bitter about it. During one of her concerts in Seattle the other night, Etta let it roar! Even Basement Baby hid under her bed in fright.
Etta told the audience, "You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”
FUCK YES! I felt like I've been dreaming of this moment ever since Beyonce got up there in that tight ass dress and sang Etta's song. Etta will beat the Sasha Fierce right out of Beyonce. And I want a hit of whatever Etta was smoking backstage.
Wait. Did she just diss Obama? Michelle Obama is going to have put all her rings on and tag in.
Below is audio of Etta's threat courtesy of YBF:
(Thanks Traci)


It's Etta's signature song.
But..
1. She didn't write it.
2. She wasn't the first person to sing it.
3. She has no control over who sings it.
4. I rather Beyonce than Britney Spears.
5. Obama is the new Hitler.
many grammatical errors whoops I was in hurry :D
well, I sorta wondered why etta wasnt singin it but then I thought maybe she was dead and didnt think about it...and low and behold...she's ALIVE and pissed off! she's a little too pissed..at least the part about Obama not being her president..whateves... maybe he wanted Beyonce..
she wouldve been a nice choice..since Aretha was there.. I think it may have been an oversight... who knows..but sour grapes isnt serving her so well.
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The war isn't working.
I'm not even commenting on Etta vs. Beyonce - but Etta, a woman who lived through segregation days raggin' on Obama, the first black man in the white house? Who was she for - McCain and Palin? He ain't my president? Well yes, he is - unless you plan to move somewhere else. I don't trust musicians who go for republicans - Ted Nugent, Hank Jr., Kid Rock, John Rich - all dicks. Etta - I like your music, but you exposed some shit you should have kept to yourself. Boo.
I don't know why republicans get a bad reputation, democrats are that great either.I'm not republican or democrat. I don't trust celebrities who go for democrats -ie Jessica Alba,Ben Affleck, and a bunch of stupid whores who don't know how to start a sentence without reading from a movie script.So democrats celebrity supporters are not that great either.
I Love it!!!!!!!! Damn they didn't even invite Etta James to the fucking inauguration ball but the first dance was off the one song she is known for!!! They got Beyonce to cover Etta's song..Wow!! There were a gazillion celebrities in D.C. that week, even Kumar gave a speech
So the woman whose song u want can't even be present!!! Fuck that Etta kick ass....I love when old people wild out!!!
I was AT the concert when she SAID that.
Beyonce can't sing for shit.
Etta can sing anything..any style.
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*** fucking A assholes!
Etta Etta Etta darling Beyonce love and admire you
she honor you nonstop and you gave her permission to portray you and sing your songs in that movie. Now don't be bitter because President Obama requested for Beyonce to sing that song. Don't fret granny I will tell you your fortune for free
I have seen what is to come
Etta darling you’re old you’re getting close to kicking the bucket
Stop making war with younglings
And make peace with God so the pearly gates will open for you
*Mark my words*
Grow up folks, Etta was hot in her time, but she has turned into a bitter senile old hag who can't accept that her time has passed. Instead of gracefully accepting her spot in time she has decided to try and maintain her out of date presence by become a shrieking harpie who long ago lost her singing voice and talent.
Someone get her into an old folks home quick!!!!!!!!!
Etta declined to sing because she's republitard.
DUH
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:57am.
I agree that black women get a bad rep due to stereotypes. But as far as Beyonce goes... the dislike I have for her is not because she's a black woman and I'm trying to bring her down. It's mainly because she tries too hard.
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:13am.
youve got a point. songs dont belong to anyone. music has been passing songs up through the ages forever.
I just don't like Beyonce.
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Again, Billie sang the song first, and she also died before Etta sang the song. I have a huge collection of Billie Holiday's music and she also covered the song, and covered it FIRST. Several people covered the song is my point, so how can Etta say it's HER song? Gershwin, like many other composers/writers WROTE and composed the song.
Secondly, Etta was nothing but a one hit wonder. Without googling, name another song by Etta James? Can't think of any, can you?
that's the only song she's known for. This same situation happened to Jennifer Hudson when she covered Jennifer Holiday's dreamgirl song. Jennifer Holiday said she felt betrayed and it was "her song".
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:53am.
Secondly, that's not Etta's song. Billy HOliday sang it first, then Ella Fitzgerald, then Etta.
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The song was written and performed by the Gen Miller Orchestra for the movie Orchestra Wives. Then covered by Nat King Cole and then by Etta James.
The song was written by Mack Gordon and Harry Warren.
So yeah, its not her song. She made it famous though.
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Black women can't have anything, can they? When it's not the media/white america trying to make black women into loud mouth stereotypes, it's other black people trying to kick and put them down. It's fucking ridiculous. Beyonce tries to be the right thing, do the right thing, say the right thing, yet all people do is try to talk about her. Even an older woman who should be trying to act as a mentor.
But then, that's because america hates black women. Even black people hate black women.
Secondly, that's not Etta's song. Billy HOliday sang it first, then Ella Fitzgerald, then Etta.
Etta is no Billie Holiday, she's no legend. Just an unappreciative old bat. Beyonce was nothing short of gracious to her and she goes and bitchslaps her like that.
The inauguration event Beyonce performed at was the "YOUTH event". WHy would a 72 year old woman sing at an event for the Youth? That's why Beyonce was chosen. She needs to get over it.
Black women today have it as hard as she did. They deal with racism outside and inside of their own race, who are allowed to get away with it because they're black *(watch any rap video for proof of that)
Submitted by hellstotheno on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 4:30am.
-Yes, exactly what I think too
A. TEAM MS.ETTA JAMES. She's a LIVING LEGEND.
B. Beyonce wasn't invited to the inauguration, she paid her way to the tune of $8 million dollars.
C. MS. ETTA JAMES was pissed at how piss poor portrayed her life in CadiFLOP Records.
D. It's AMERICA and Ms. James' prerogative to not like President Obama. Still doesn't change the fact that Obama is the 44th.
E. President Obama he has bigger fish to fry fixing the fuckery that BUSH LEFT. Those on the right love to gloss over facts. Bush FUCKED UP AMERICA. DEAL WITH IT BITCHES.
F. Beyonce is tacky and classless.
G. It doesn't matter if Ms Etta James didn't write "At Last". She sang it and she made it HER SIGNATURE SONG & FAMOUS FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS. Stans, quite being immature assholes.
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This is some Jerry Springer bullshit, but I like Etta James, bless her heart, she's still got spunk and a sassy tongue and damn-it-all if she didn't need it in this country when she was coming up as an African-American woman dealing with the dumb ass racist fucks in the record industry and clubs, etc.. You damn well better have a mouth on you and speak your mind.
Now Beyonce is a giant tool (in more ways than one) which her privileged stage parents have molded into a decent singer/sex object/hit machine, otherwise known as a sell-out. Now I don't dislike her, but she did not have it as hard as Etta James nor can she truly appreciate the depth of the meaning of singing that song. She should have politely stepped down from the honor of singing at the Inaguration, seeing as how historic it was and how Etta James actually survived through the muck and misery that was racism in the 20th century.
hey, i was at this show in seattle and she did say she wanted to beat beyonce's ass, twice. at the time it was funny but ultimately i loved beyonce's version of "at last" at the inauguration. maybe they picked her over etta because she's young and beautiful, but that's the industry. the song still moved me to tears, and i figured i'd cry a ton at etta's show. but for $50-80 a ticket, etta was belligerent, sang five songs, and let the audience sing most of one. i'll take her in the '60s, and beyonce today.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:24pm.
I'm gonna slightly agree with you then step away..race talk and politics get very nasty. ALWAYS.
Why do people keep saying that just because a black person hates Obama means they hate themselves?
You think maybe some black folks out there don't blindly vote by race. God forbid they judge him by anything else!
Ignorant racist fucktards.
Lol...they are so funny to stand together, aren`t they?
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OK, now I'm not so sure about all of this. I did a search and came up with this report, complete with a quote from one of Etta's sons (both are involved with her band and production) saying she enjoyed watching B. do the song.
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/james%20emotional%20as%20be...
Considering both the link above and the concert reports are hearsay, now I'm confused.
Submitted by LogicalThinking on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 12:21am.
For 8 years we had to listen to liberals talk about how President Bush was not their president. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, they act all offended when someone says that obama is not their president.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
For 8 years we had to listen to liberals talk about how President Bush was not their president. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, they act all offended when someone says that obama is not their president. LOL...Oh the hypocrisy....You liberals keep me entertained. This is going to be a fun 4 years.
I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.
I appreciate, immensely, Miss Etta's contributions to music and of course her voice, methinks though that maybe Etta needs to hire Octo-Mom's publicist, seeing that she will be looking for work soon and all.
It isn't that Etta isn't relevant, she just doesn't have the high exposure right now.
I would have much rather have seen her than Beyoncita though, just to be clear.
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Etta James bringin the SMACKDOWN! I hope she sends Sasha Fierces rotten flea weave flying across the room!
Forget her weird "ain't my president" remark, I ignored that bit. I mean, he's already our president. Deal with it.
the important part was her verbally bitch slapping Beyonce, which shouldn't be ignored because of the comment mentioned above.
Knock her down a peg or two, I'm sick of hearing Beyonce. Overexposure comes to mind.
It's bizarre that Beyonce sang Etta James at the Inauguration only because she played her in a movie also. Sounds like Beyonce is trying to suck the talent out of a person who is still alive by osmosis, it's some spiritual shit, i forgot what it's called right now so i'll just call her a FUCKING WITCH!
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why do people insult people's individuality by assuming that all of them should vote one way or the other based on how tan they are.
seriously, i think that "race relations" are worse now then they were before. like remember that his mamma was white. his white grandparents are the ones who raised him and gave him the best they could while his black father deserted him completely.
so, i don't get the whole, 'if you're black you should vote for a half black man, and if you are white you should vote the way i say you should or i get to call you racist.
i am so sick of this shit.
if you truly were colourblind, you might not be talking that way. maybe your spiritual inspitation comes from reverend wright, too.
I WAS THINKING THIS THE WHOLE TIME!
I mean, Etta is still alive and well! Why did Beyonce have to sing?
I also think I would mean a lot more if Etta sung at the Inaugural Ball. She was around when black singers had to enter and leave from the back door, had to use the "coloured" restrooms etc. Why choose Beyonce who constant reminds us that she is legendary, an icon, a diva and who CONSTANTLY thrusts her ass around????
Oh wait she played Etta in a MOVIE so now she go around replacing her in real life. CROSS PROMOTION.
i agree stick stickly (lol i loved him in nickelodeon!)
anyway, what etta said was very cunty mccunt like. shiiiit.
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Her mom is fucking scary. On another note, why was Beyonce chosen for that shit? BEYONCE? Seriously?
Also There is a whole inauguration committe that was responsible for the events and tickets to the inauguration. that was headed by Diane Feinstein. Maybe the clueless people didn't know that At Last was originally sung by someone else? But Etta and her remarks about Obama had me laughing. She must be one of those self hating black folks who for years kept saying that President clinton was the frist black president. I don't know how those idiots came to that conclusion but they sure got their comeuppance this election. I'm glad! those stupid people are like, um now what do we do? Clinton is majorly pissed off because he rode that gravy train from them for years, now there's a real black President. LOL!!!!!
and for no reason in particular, i vote pee wee herman and cowboy curtis honorary sluts of the day...
watch their inspiring performance....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWI-5b2MHNI
i dunno why they didn't perform...
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Miss Cleo told me that she predicts that Obama will be caught in a presidential position similar to Bill Clinton. She says that it has something to do with cigars. The question is, is it gonna be a man or a woman.
oh c'mon..we gotta find something to laugh at...he is the president, not chairman Mao, not the incarnation of oh mah gawd or something.
I agree with Etta. Beyonce? that is the bottom of the barrel cuturally. I hope all these mediocre pop/hip hop people have northing ever to do with the White House.I am still pissed they didn't have some diva opera singer like Denyce Graves sing. Damn! bring in some real cultrue, some real talented African American artist, designers, opera singers, etc....that need some exposure. They are out there.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:32pm.
I think it's about time the United States of Merkin had a foreign president.
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Submitted by gradof07cvhs on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:49pm.
Gonna whoop yo ass!
How long has Etta been waiting, dreaming, wishing, longing for a change?
How old is Beyonce?
If Nanna Obama could have chosen betwixt Beyonce and Etta?
Pfffft.
Sorry, but you can't choose which parts of your life you sell, Etta.
Nice Puerto Rican stripper wig, miss etta james
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Man Etta need to get up out the spotlight n let the new and better generation have sumtime. Beyonce tore that song up, every1 in that crowd was cheerin n howlerin n cryin cuz she did such a good job. BIG UPS TO B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And as for Etta's comment on OB not "BEING HER PRESIDENT" wat kinda bull$h!t is that about!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!! PLEASE ETTA PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE!!!!!!
Well, I can hardly blame the woman. That's not a good sign that he's ready to insult someone so treasured so quickly in that way. I hope he's blogging about it, right now!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
My bad, that's Etta? shit...she looks so much like Beyonces Mom.
Etta should unleash the ass punch heard round the world!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 9:32pm.
I think it's about time the United States of Merkin had a foreign president.
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The Ahnahld volunteered after he first became governor of CA. Couldn't drum up much support.
Olivia Newton John would be okay.
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also she isn't even a democrat she is a republican and never supported obama. i don't blame etta for getting her panties in a twist.
when is the sasha fierce backlash going to shut this one up!!
I think it's about time the United States of Merkin had a foreign president.
hehe...
*ducking*
So, who is responsible for choosing Beyonce FFS...the president's daughters? And did Pres B.O. reaaaallly comment on Jessica Simpson's hefty weight in a television interview recently WTF? Um, IRAQ!
Why am I imagining Pres BO =in jocks and socks doing multiple renditions of 'Risky Business' all through the damn White House...still.
Beyonce FFS. Um, ETTA!
I really don't care that Etta didn't sing the song, but I thought it was a telling clue that Beyonce had no songs of her own that would have been appropriate to sing. Like I could see her going through her catalog...Put a Ring On It...no, Check On It...no, Naughty Girl, no, it's like she really has no uplifting song of her own. Like Mariah Carey has Hero, Whitney Houston has Greatest Love of All. It just goes to show you how music has really turned to new lows. She had to sing At Last because really, it's not like she should be working a stripper pole wearing a leotard in the crack of her ass singing at the inaugural ball...but that's really all her songs.
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