Wednesday, February 4th 2009
Morning Wood
Rosie O got some new clit nibblers (insert obligatory beaver joke here) - Celebitchy
Bobby Brown's sperm strikes again - ICYDK
Katherine Hagel is lying! She would never save a puppy unless it came with a carton of cigs - I'm Not Obsessed
Brit Brit's Frapp sword fight. She's still the master! - OMG Blog!
Stephen Fry twittered his stuck-in-an-elevator experience - Guanabee
That dress makes Drew Barrymore's titties look sorrowful - The Bastardly
Posh hates straight dudes. That explains why she's married to Becks - Socialite Life
This is a motley fucking crew - SOW
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For some reason I have never like Rosie O'Donnell. I remember when she had her talk show and everyone thought she was the new Oprah and the biggest thing since sliced bread and she gave me the heebie-jeebies. I really loathe her for some unknown reason. I think she's scary on a Freddy Krueger type level.. Even Roseanne is not so repugnant to me (and I loathe that bitch too).
I was kinda glad when her personality began to truly show because I thought I was crazy to dislike her so much when everyone thought she was so nice...
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puppy side eye.
Thank you, MtlMamma!
I saw that same smile on Toddlers and Tiaras last night!
"It must have been hard on your mother, not having any children"
Rosie has mean eyes. They scare me.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 1:16pm.
How could Rosie's pathetic picture been taken on March 2, 2009, MK?
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Feb 3rd.
Day/Month/Year.
3/2/2009
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Stephen Fry is so delightful...love that man. But still can't believe I spent £60 to see him give a lecture at the end of April though...
Bobby Brown is on the ugly side of nasty.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Rosie's new teef don't change the fact that she has the fakest, weirdest "smile" in showbiz.
I love Stephen Fry - the boyf and I just netflixed Jeeves and Wooster and A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
My mother is British, so I've grown up hearing things like "Hell's teeth" and "'strooth" but seeing "Hell's teeth" and "arse, poo and widdle" in type made me lololol!
I bet Rosie gagged on that new grill like it was a dick.
I think Drew looks great ... the hair, the makeup, the dress, everything.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 1:30pm.
angel: u mean yesterday? no worries, you know u r mah gurl!
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Yeah, I put something there but it's so far away now....
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
angel: u mean yesterday? no worries, you know u r mah gurl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:53am.
Rosie is one of the most if not the ugliest woman in the world. I mean really, she makes me physically ill to look at! Oh shit, there goes my breakfast!
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To quote Silky Johnson (Dave Chappelle) on the Player Hater's Ball [referring to Rosie O'Donnell]: "Now that man I'd hate to fight. Cause she wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em."
Snowie,
I have considered that. If it really works I still have a few re-fills on my rx. Thanks!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Holy Lord! Those are some big fucking choppers.
She must have scared the kids shitless.
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"Everyone Loves a Fat Guy!" Peter Griffin, Family Guy
EEG & madam s: you know what helped me a lot with my phobia, which all stemmed from an crippling fear of heights? when I started taking antianxiety/depression meds all of a sudden it basically disappeared, that's one reason I keep taking the meds even tho I don't know that I really need tham for their original purpose.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
*smooches*@snowy for watching my back, homegurl! (;x)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Okay, I hate Katherine Hagel a little bit less now.
Why the fuck do people do that kind of shit to animals? They are living things! Even my grandfather's angus cattle are well fed & well taken care of before they go off to the slaughter house. Damn!
*blech* fucking bobby brown and siring his children is just too disgusting to contemplate...
what could bette midler and john stamos ever have to talk about over dinner...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
How could Rosie's pathetic picture been taken on March 2, 2009, MK?
christine the hoff,
Oh shit! I didn't even read that you actually were IN labor! Those are some evil nurses!
EastEndGirl and snowpiece,
Isn't it crazy?? There have been times I can't go to the second floor of places if there is no alternative way up.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:31pm.
Thank you for making me feel like less of a freak. I have the open stair phobia as well.
ME TOO!
John Stamos is so freaking cute he has to be gay
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Rosie has a strange smile. Her teeth don't look bigger to me (maybe whiter?) but it does look like she may have had her eyes done.
That pic of Bette Midler and John Stamos is darn cute.
wait a minute - do people already know that Rosie looks kinda like Rachael Ray? Is it the grimace or her new eyes that makes me think of RR?
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:31pm.
Thank you for making me feel like less of a freak. I have the open stair phobia as well.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/04/2009 -
PRETTY MUCH
MADAME I WAS AT THE MERCY OF THE NURSES AT THAT POINT AND IN SO MUCH PAIN< IT JUST ADDED TO THE WONDERFULLNESS WE CALL GIVING BIRTH>
STUPID KEYBOARD!!!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:17pm.
GETTING STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR IS MY ULITMATE PHOBIA TIL I WENT TO JAIL>
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where you promptly realized that being stuck in a cold metal and cement public bathroom for extended periods of time is worse, huh?
;)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
christine the hoff/Kanye,
Oh hell no. I have never and will never step on a glass elevator! I can't even walk up some steps where you can see through the back. I just freeze I'm so terrified. I don't know how you were able to carry to term after that trauma.
MADAME S
FORGIVE MY ALL KAPS MY KEYBOARD IS NOT RIGHT
THE PUT ME ON A GLASS ELEVATOR WHEN I WAS IN FULL BLOWN LABOR I WAS LIKE OH FUCK NO!!!!
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
wow. really gilding the lily there, aren't we Rosie ?
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:24pm.
With post-White Castle flatulence.
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The Cure: “A Forest”
Sheeps and christine the hoff,
Holy shit, I hear you. The only way it could be worse is if my claustrophobia, arachnophobia, and acrophobia were all fed at once by my being trapped in a crowded glass elevator so that I was aware of the height, and also with spiders in the elevator.
And maybe surrounded by people chewing with their mouths open, to make it REALLY horrible.
GETTING STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR IS MY ULITMATE PHOBIA TIL I WENT TO JAIL>
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Ro got those new teef a while back. When she blogged and had that Q&A section, she mentioned that she had to get them updated (the one she had were like 20 years old) they still felt unnatural and that she was going to probably get a little taken off.
This is why I'm going to keep my OG teeth, a little uneven and slightly chipped. Unless they get knocked out in a barfight, of course.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Being stuck in an elevator--esply a crowded one where you can't move, sit, pee, or breathe--for an hour or more ranks up there with the most miserable experiences of all time. If you want a foretaste of what death is like, that's it.
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The Cure: “A Forest”
Britney is spoiled and a passive-aggressive brat. She'll sabotage this tour she's being forced into by packing on the pounds, or getting "sick" while touring.
Or she'll use her kids as an excuse to cancel shows. Save your money Britloonies.
Who the F%$K would F%$K Bobby Brown??? He's on the same level (to me) as Flavor Flav. Although, I must admit, Being Bobby Brown was a fine show.
Posh likes gay guys because those are the only people who find her attractive.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
that's no baby bump. it's a doody bubble.
Submitted by mike: "I have a general rule: don't trust people who show their lower teeth while smiling."
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that's the best advice i've heard in a very long time.
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i haven't committed a crime. what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Why don't they replace Britney with the head cheerleader at some southern school for her tour? Its not like people will tell the difference.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:40am.
Hot Posh and Becks gossip!
I smell D.I.V.O.R.C.E in the air!
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Absolutely not. Posh will never let David go. He already humiliated her by having an affair and she didn't bat an eyelash. If Posh and Becks break up she'll become a nobody, hasbeen ex-wife (see Ivana Trump, One-Legged Bitch, Our Lady of Lucite).
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:00pm.
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Hahahahahaha...."Doodygate"? Hahahahaha..that makes it sound so much more intriguing then it actually was.
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
How long before Britney porks out again? I predict once the tour is over.
Hey joe! Thanks, I had totally forgotten about Doodygate. Although I never saw that show, I did hear about it. Jesus. *gags*
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Rosie could be a stand in for The Langoliers. But so could Hagel with her big ass smokey teef.
Posh is a gay robot. She'd be great in a spoof remake of "Victor, Victoria"...a girl, playing a guy, playing a girl.
Bobby Brown is just plain brokety broke.
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Oh, and Bobby Brown is as bad as Octopussy. Don't bring more babies into this world if you are an irresponsible fuck who can't afford them or take care of them.
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't classify that as a smile. When you see that behavior you avoid eye contact and back away slowly while maintaining a non-aggressive demeanor.
Ha ha ha! Stephen Fry is hilarious! Hell's Teeth!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:52am.
For the life of me, I can't imagine why anyone would willingly want to do sexy times with Bobby Brown. He makes my skin crawl.
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Hey IG! Yes ditto on creepy BB. Plus there's the *doody bubble* incident...
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
Rosie is one of the most if not the ugliest woman in the world. I mean really, she makes me physically ill to look at! Oh shit, there goes my breakfast!
For the life of me, I can't imagine why anyone would willingly want to do sexy times with Bobby Brown. He makes my skin crawl.
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I think Drew looks absolutely gorgeous.