Sheriff Lott Needs To Smoke A Bowl
While butt rapists and memaw beaters roam the streets, Sheriff Leon Lott Jr. of Columbia, SC would like to focus on caging merman Michael Phelps for taking a hit of the dark-sided plant known as marijuana. REEFER MADNESS! Phelpsy already said he was sowwy, but that isn't enough for Sheriff Lott!
Sheriff Lott raised his justice fist, flicked his Ken doll hair, flashed his shiny teeth and issued this statement: "If someone breaks the law in Richland County, we have an obligation as law enforcement to investigate and to bring charges. The Richland County Sheriff's Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity."
Oh, Sheriff Lott. You need a cuddle and a looooooong bong hit. Let me show you the way. After just one toke, you'll be screaming, "Bongs for Phelps! Bongs for everyone!"
We should also raise a joint and wish Sheriff Lott luck in catching dolphin boy. Even if he gets him into a jail cell, Phelps will use his powerful fins to break through the concrete until he hits water.....and then....well....
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:12am.
Thank God I don't live in his neck of the woods! : )
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That would be the "red" neck of the woods. J/K cuz I know how much it'll piss Slutty off ;p
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
Good luck proving that one Leon.
Submitted by dgalvan on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:10am.
this douche is just looking for his fifteen minutes of fame. fuck him.
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That's the first thing that came to my mind!
Thank God I don't live in his neck of the woods! : )
I say Sherrif Lott should be arrested for FUG and DISORDERLY. Someone get this douche an Exlax, cuz he needs help getting that stick outa' his ass.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
this douche is just looking for his fifteen minutes of fame. fuck him.
FREE PHELPS!! (too soon? ;)
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STFU asshole. Pot is the most non violent drug out there. Stop wasting time and taxpayers' money on stupid shit, and go fight a fucking crime.
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Doesn't he have better things to do with his time?
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I agree Devilgirl, boy face is too damn offensive
"We should also raise a joint and wish Sheriff Lott luck in catching dolphin boy. Even if he gets him into a jail cell, Phelps will use his powerful fins to break through the concrete until he hits water.....and then....well"
PURE GOLD!!!!!
Seriously??? FFS There are millions of other things that need taken care of. Who gives a shit if some kid tokes it up? He's of age. Christ this world is RETARDED.
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The only thing Phelps is guilty of is being ugly and stupid! Now if you can be arrested for that, then he needs to go to jail directly.