Sheriff Lott Needs To Smoke A Bowl
While butt rapists and memaw beaters roam the streets, Sheriff Leon Lott Jr. of Columbia, SC would like to focus on caging merman Michael Phelps for taking a hit of the dark-sided plant known as marijuana. REEFER MADNESS! Phelpsy already said he was sowwy, but that isn't enough for Sheriff Lott!
Sheriff Lott raised his justice fist, flicked his Ken doll hair, flashed his shiny teeth and issued this statement: "If someone breaks the law in Richland County, we have an obligation as law enforcement to investigate and to bring charges. The Richland County Sheriff's Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity."
Oh, Sheriff Lott. You need a cuddle and a looooooong bong hit. Let me show you the way. After just one toke, you'll be screaming, "Bongs for Phelps! Bongs for everyone!"
We should also raise a joint and wish Sheriff Lott luck in catching dolphin boy. Even if he gets him into a jail cell, Phelps will use his powerful fins to break through the concrete until he hits water.....and then....well....
And gotta love Towelie!!!
"Wanna get hi"
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
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Hello Jaded! :)
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:40am.
And of course, Half Baked with Dave Chappelle
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Yeah, that's a great movie, and I do love Up in Smoke as well.
his choices in his romantic life alone should put him on double secret probation!...that last hooker he brought home to mama was scary!...if i were his mama, i'd jerk him up by those big, rotten, adorable ears, drag him down to the sheriff, and lock his ass up myself...i'd put some Paw Ingall's, Little House on Prairie type intervention on this young buck...party's over son!...no more titty bars, bringing home skanks, geting smashed all over the world, smoking weed in front of college kids with cell phone cams, and ruining my good name as a mother...sheriff, you betta come get this boy before i shoot him!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:43am.
That's why I was cooperative at first. They have since mellowed on me, they have a big war on other drugs in this county, so I am not of interest.
Don't think I haven't thought about that investigator "dropping" some stash in my house. The nexyt town over, a city cop who had a crush on his sister in law pulled over her husband and did a search of his car "finding" a dime bag of weed. It was later proven that the man did not smoke pot and the cop was fired from the dept. but no criminal charges were brought against the cop for falsifying evidence and being in possession on a controlled substance. Talk about fuckery. The cop just gets fired, nothing else!
so fukn funny!! who are you m.k?? i've got tears.....i needed that!
u iz de best
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:42am.
BEST POT MOVIE IS UP IN SMOKE!
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Exactly! In fact, it's the best movie ever made. If you're high! That Sheriff guy needs to sip on his Brandy while I puff on my pipe and we can hash out a plan for revitalizing the perceptions around marijuana and it's use:) But then, I'm a stoner - I don't really like to get all uppity and fight about things...I'd rather collectively ruminate. I know - its SO annoying. Sorry.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Yeah he needs to focus on real crime...I wonder how many meth labs are going undetected in Richland County? This guys needs to step off already. Is it an election year??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
God is perfect man is not, man made beer God made pot.
Suck it Sheriff Lobo!
Jay And Silent Bob Strikes Back is f'n funny as hell.
Love,
Booboo Kiteefuck
Submitted by devilgirl: "There is an investigator in my County who had HEARD I smoked pot, so he decided it was his full time job to harass me... This is just reason #678 why small town living isn't the paradise you see on t.v."
That's messed up, devilgirl! Be careful, because they could try to frame you up!
Another reason I love living in NYC. People walk down the street with joints and no one bats an eyelash. The cops don't usually harass regular folk for ANYTHING. Of course the downside is that when our apartment was robbed, they didn't really give a shit or do anything about it.
Wow! To think of all the bad shit going on and he's focusing on Phelps taking a bong hit! Is there nothing else to do in that shit for nothing county? I'm sure there is. There's alot worse we could be doing than weed!
BEST POT MOVIE IS UP IN SMOKE!
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And of course, Half Baked with Dave Chappelle
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
One of my all time fave pot movies is "Friday".
iHeart!!
I love that movie! LOL
Who cares if dolphin dude smoked reefer!! Gosh!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
A great funny pot movie is Smiley Face with Anna Faris!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
As Harold Ramis says in "Knocked Up"...
"No powders, no pills...if it grows in the ground, it's probably okay."
(teehee)
Hmmm..sounds like Sherrif Lott is trying to take a hit from the "fame whore bong" if you ask me.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
This is out of control. After all his incredibly hard work, he should be able to have some fun. And the hooker totally should have told him there would be cameras there.
Also, he should have a nice bag of Doritos.
And Lott is just grabbing headlines. Asshole bastard. He should be arrested for that.
Missy, you MUST see it!
You have never laughed so hard in your life; I guarantee it.
Why is pot illegal, but tobacco companies are legally allowed to put chemicals in cigs that mess with your brain to get you addicted faster? That is totally fucked UP.
Also, what if it really wasn't Phelps in the pic but he said it was anyway so he could look "cool"? LMAO Reminds me of the Roseanne episode where Becky got in trouble for giving the finger in the class photo, only for her parents to find out later that it wasn't her hand! That's it Dolphin boy, say it was someone else's head =))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:19am.
This guy probably thinks Harry Potter books promote Satanism, too.
LOL! i feel you
Submitted by missy on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:26am.
ohforchrissakes
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA
ITS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!!
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I was going to say this but you already done did. DITTO!
Cue the Green Acres theme
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:26am.
holy CRAP that is some bullshit
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Submitted by Jaded - the original on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:25am.
Hi Jaded!
I always see it in smaller movie rental places in college towns... always in the cult section.
Never seen it though; Im sure Id be amused!
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There is an investigator in my County who had HEARD I smoked pot, so he decided it was his full time job to harass me. He has dropped by for Knock and Talks 4 times since 2004. ( a K & T for those of you who don't know, is a Sheriff's dept.'s way of searching your home without the benefit of an actual warrant. They usually do it when you have a car or two in your drive, therefore they also get the added fun of harassing your guests) I let them into my home 3 times and told them on the 4th that since I had been cooperative in the past and never had anything to hide, if they persisted in wanting to gain entry this 4th time there would be legal consequences for their actions. I should have never allowed them in the three times prior, but I had nothing to hide (because I am not a fucking idiot) and mistakenly thought that they would not be back. This is just reason #678 why small town living isn't the paradise you see on t.v.
where in the hell in that pic does it state the location in which the photo was taken? will redneck famewhore sheriff take the word of the person who said where it allegedly occurred. BTW Barbie: your son's words: PRICELESS
ohforchrissakes
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA
ITS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!!
I gotta say, since the decriminalization took effect in MA, I have a very decided feeling about legalization. Its coming, and it only makes sense.
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Bill Hicks would have eaten this fucktard for breakfast.
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He can arrest them but he will have to let him go.ALL they have is a picture of someone whit a pipe. How are they going to prove that it was in that state and he was smoking pot??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you can arrest someone just because of a picture you see of them smoking Pot! If the Police had actually been there and caught the person, that's one thing, but a photograph of someone smoking Pot, especially since he doesn't even live there, is not enough! If he lived there, the police could probably use the photo as a means for a warrent to search his home for illegal drugs, so If he wants to make an example out of someone who's famous, This is not the case to do it!!! But I think because California gives celebrities special treatment, everywhere else want to punish them and make examples out of them, because many, probably most people, do resent that!!! But I don't think they should do so over this!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I am dying laughing after reading this...especially MK's reference to "Reefer Madness".
It anyone wants to be seriously entertained, I suggest that you catch the vintage movie, "Reefer Madness", a flick portraying the dangers of marijuana use...
I have come across it on television several times but it must be available elsewhere.
oh big whoop...hate that every thing is anti-pot...worse things than that. sad that most people in jail are in there for DRUG related offenses rather than murder or whatever other serious crimes there are.
People are making way to big a deal out of this...smoking weed is really no biggie and as my son would say "Mom it's a seed baring plant so God is cool with it"
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What y'all said. Just legalize it already.
And how do they know what he was smoking, anyway? Maybe it was tobacco or shisha (or whatever they smoke out of those hookahs).
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:19am.
Yeah, I didn't think it was him either.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
how bout the white supremists who he probably turns a blind eye to. his looks offend me Blech!actually the above pic makes it look like he's got a little buzz going on LOL
Pot should be legal! Dammit!
This sheriff is just being an asshole. Why don't we arrest him for being addicted...to the cameras and the fame?
This is what gets me: the sheriff "can't turn a blind eye" on the situation because Phelps is a celebrity, but you damn well know that Phelps' celebrity status is the only reason this whole thing is going on.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
This guy probably thinks Harry Potter books promote Satanism, too.
That bong pic didn't even look like Phelps. He shoulda denied it altogether.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I agree, Legalize it for cripe sake If it was legal, we'd be a much more relaxed world!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane...oops, I mean Lott. The evidence has already been smoked, and the Bong run through the dishwasher. You can't arrest somebody for pot they smoked LAST WEEK.
Fuck that guy! He's just trying to get famous. *L-E-G-A-L-I-Z-E * I-T!* It's much better than alcohol, I don't understand why we can't have it. You know he smoked pot in his younger days, they are all hypocrites.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:15am.
how bout we round up the fucking child molesters< mmmkay?
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But that would be HARD!!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
redneck famewhore (not meant to insult the good people of the south, just this fool!
It's SC, so you really can't expect much more.*
* as a native North Carolinian, I'm obligated to say something like that
how bout we round up the fucking child molesters< mmmkay?
what a piece of turd> yeah< pot is illegal booze kills>
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