Sheriff Lott Needs To Smoke A Bowl
While butt rapists and memaw beaters roam the streets, Sheriff Leon Lott Jr. of Columbia, SC would like to focus on caging merman Michael Phelps for taking a hit of the dark-sided plant known as marijuana. REEFER MADNESS! Phelpsy already said he was sowwy, but that isn't enough for Sheriff Lott!
Sheriff Lott raised his justice fist, flicked his Ken doll hair, flashed his shiny teeth and issued this statement: "If someone breaks the law in Richland County, we have an obligation as law enforcement to investigate and to bring charges. The Richland County Sheriff's Department is making an effort to determine if Mr. Phelps broke the law. If he did, he will be charged in the same manner as anyone else. The Sheriff has a responsibility to be fair, to enforce the law and to not turn a blind eye because someone is a celebrity."
Oh, Sheriff Lott. You need a cuddle and a looooooong bong hit. Let me show you the way. After just one toke, you'll be screaming, "Bongs for Phelps! Bongs for everyone!"
We should also raise a joint and wish Sheriff Lott luck in catching dolphin boy. Even if he gets him into a jail cell, Phelps will use his powerful fins to break through the concrete until he hits water.....and then....well....
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"Young Frankenstein" is also another good one to watch while smokin' up....
PUDDIN' ON DA ITZ!!!!
hahahahahaha, I just made myself laugh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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You bitches are freaking me the fuck out. I just started dating a cop.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
another movie that is great to get fucked up to, cept i always get so fucked up i can't finish it- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
LOL manbearpig!
I heard he wasn't losing any endorsements tho?
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when my man and i first got together, he told me he might want to be a cop. (he was in the military and was an MP, but he's the biggest f'n pothead ever)
and i was like- um, i don't think i could be with you if you were a cop :)
but now 'IN THIS ECONOMY' and him searching for a stable job- he's looking to start law enforcement class in Aug.
aw shit... i was gonna try and stay off today and get some work done!
MK and you hors always suck me in.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I used to live in that town. Thanks, Sheriff, for making everyone look like an asshole when you hear Columbia, SC. There is no fucking way you can arrest MP from that pic so shut the fuck up.
As for MP, what a dumbass, in the age of cameraphones to smoke a bong with a bunch of fucking college kids, who all have cameraphones. He has all those gold medals and no self esteem, still trying to fit in and be cool. Might loose a few millions in endorsements over it. MP, those millions made you look a lot cooler than that fucking bong, but at least it was covering your teeth!
LAndi
Nick Cage's best! He's so funny in that! and John Goodman, man I wanna go home now and watch all these movies.
Garden State, I love that too, tokin'
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What a sheer waste of man hours and tax dollars!
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:28pm.
I can't believe nobody mentioned the Big Lebowski?
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Great movie.
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
He smoked all the evidence...
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Missy!!!
OMG!!! Dazed and Confused!!! Alllllright!
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"Raising Arizona" is one of my favorite movies to watch while tokin' up.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:24pm.
Clarisse thats creepy. A lot of cops are very psycho!
I can't believe nobody mentioned the Big Lebowski?
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
I live near Richland County and I can attest that Lott's a drama queen. A couple of days ago he was declaring that "I'm going to crack down on the crackheads". Now this is a laudable thing, but I find him hard to take seriously.
Missy
How could I forget Dazed and Confused! "watch the leather man" LOL I love that movie
Yep, Cheech and Chong
Outside Providence is sooo funny too. DILDO! LOL
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:22pm.
Hey, I was stupid looking back on it, but paranoid--never! I was too busy laughing at his geeky civilian clothes and his singing rock songs in his choir voice ( he had been in a CHOIR)
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:19pm.
that line from half-baked is one of the best movie lines EVAH!!
I try and say it whenever I can.
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awesome stoner flicks:
any Cheech & Chong (my personal fave being Nice Dreams)
Half Baked (yeayea miss priss!)
Outside Providence
Dazed & Confused
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
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devilgirl,
So, the SIL's husband was the flaw he saw there...not his wife. Nice.
I dated a Shrf Deputy once. My boss took all of us out to dinner (no S/O's invited). This guy was PISSED and during the dinner sent me a text message telling what I had for dessert. Buh-BYE!
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Ooopz Devilgirl, bathroom I meant.
LOL that's funny
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:18pm.
You craazy beesh!
depending on the time in my life, i would either be stupid enough to have done that (not calling you stupid), or soo paranoid to be around him when i was even high!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
i had the best surprise last nite!
member how i was whining that we didn't have any weed cuz we gots no $??
i come home to my man smoking an L! yay! i didn't even ask how he got it :)
btw- i thought pinapple express was fuckin funny!!
aslo- harold and kumar 1 and 2
half baked was my fave movie for a long time-
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU- YOUR'E COOL, AND FUCK YOU!
I QUIT!!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:15pm.
Devilgirl!! LMAO!!
You smoked up in your cop boyfriend's basement, you mah hero! LOL!!!
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Bathroom, but yes, I swear to God I did. My friends thought I was courting disaster by doing it. I had one friend,(also a pot smoker)who got so paranoid by my romance he thought I was a double agent, smoking pot/cop informant. He was so pleased when we broke up.
I call famewhore! I call famewhore!
Sheriff Leon Lott Jr. looks like the type who may have a "wide stance" when using public mens rooms, if you know what I'm saying. And I don't know if a name can get more Southern redneck sounding than Sheriff Leon Lott Jr. It sounds like a character from the Dukes of Hazard.
Devilgirl!! LMAO!!
You smoked up in your cop boyfriend's basement, you mah hero! LOL!!!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:11pm.
Jack Nicholson helped write the screen play.
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You know your Monkee/JN trivia! He was in a smidge of the movie too:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
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Bitchette
We're talking about smokin trees! =) AGAIN!
I was wondering where you were!
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Zach de la Rocha-One day as a Lion-Wild International
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5g0cv6NvRU
Happiness is warm gun
Phelps is a dope for admitting that was him in the picture. If he had denied it or said nothing at all he would most likely be fine.
So, the Sheriff is also going to press charges on the home owner and other party goers, right?
Someone dun called county on Dolphin Boy, maybe comingback was serious.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:09pm.
Hey all, I have a trippy ass movie for ya: it's called Head by the Monkees. It wigged me out and all I had was Milk Duds!
Jack Nicholson helped write the screen play.
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what have i missed?!?
this sounds like something i would like to participate in!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hey all, I have a trippy ass movie for ya: it's called Head by the Monkees. It wigged me out and all I had was Milk Duds!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:02pm.
devilgirl,
Wait wait wait. The cop had a crush on his SIL so he pulled over her husband? His brother? Or was the cop married to the sister?
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It was his wife's sister he had the thing for, and it was her husband he pulled over, thinking he if he could get him out of the way, he could have her. She hated him, and his wife divorced him, finally.
I guess once all those gold medals start losing their shine - an ugly assed olympian needs to try anything (like, I dunno - leak a bong picture to the press for instance)to stay current in this world.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:56am.
That is a perfect example Hekki of how they are. If they like you, you can get away with murder!
I dated a highway patrolman for about 8mo. He was anti drug, and he claimed he could spot a drug user " from a mile away" Yeah right, I was his girlfriend and I got high in his bathroom all the flippin' time. He drank and would drive drunk, he stalked woman (thats how he met me)in order to see if they were single. If he pulled a woman over, he'd let her go if she'd date him, he brought alcohol for minors all the time.
I didn't know what kind of a creephe was until after we broke up. I had tinted windows on my vehicle, which HE DROVE several times when we were together. After we broke up, he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for illegal window tint, I got a ticket every few days until I got a Doctors note (from my dad, haha!) saying I had to have the window tint due to a light sensitivity after a head trauma. I went to the Mo State Hwy Patrol headquartes in Jeff City and got the permit. Imagine his surprize when he next pulled me over and I had a permit from the COMMANDER OF THE ENTIRE STATE PATROL. If cops walked the walk and talked the talk, I would have no problem with them, but most are hypocrites that do all the things that they arrest others for if not worse!
this is one of those kids who's gonna pick idiots as friends...you know the guy...he's drinking a shitload of beer...all the sudden he's in the middle of the room with a bunch of folks doing lines...he does a line...the cops bust the party because the low ball dealer called a bunch of people to impress his friends that michael phelps is there doing his shit...all the sudden, michael's hauled down to jail...gets charged with felony possession...prolly doesn't get jail time or the felony but does permanent damage to his career...he's forever known as the coke head olympic swimmer...all i'm saying is the party train of moronic life decisions leading to multiple STD's and professional pizza delivery has got to stop somewhere...maybe it's what he needs to get him to slow his roll!
angel
they were not stoned when they watched. And they are anti-pot. Imagine that =)
I wanna see it! Is it out on DVD yet?
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the only good thing that came out of the Great Depression and the stock market crash of 1929 was that the US govt woke the fuck up and realized they didnt have the $$ to continue prohibition of alcohol, hopefully the new depression will end the draconian marijuana laws that are useless outdated and a complete waste of taxpayer money.
and the sheriff looks like a real redneckkk asshole pigfuck . South Carolina... ugh.. run for your fucking life Michael Phelps , go live in Holland and do speedo fetish porn , run run dear Michael before the great Babylon destroys you to your very soul and you end up like Greg Louganis or lesbian PE teacher Bruce Jenner
fuckin bullshit I tell you .
Too bad we dont have photos of Bush and Cheney doing bong hits if thats all thats needed to lock someone up ...
"What dont you fuckin understand?"- Christian Bale
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:01pm.
angel
I have yet to see Pinapple Express. I heard it wasn't that funny
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Well, were they not high when they watched it?!?
Cuz I thought it was funny=)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
devilgirl,
Wait wait wait. The cop had a crush on his SIL so he pulled over her husband? His brother? Or was the cop married to the sister?
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I thought Kelso was so funny in 'Dude, where's my car'. Totally idiotic movie, but def. funny
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angel
I have yet to see Pinapple Express. I heard it wasn't that funny, but considering the source I am willing to be it is
rollinsotned,
LOL
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**big hugz to the lovely Kdracofan**
Hekki, what a sad and deranged story.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:40am.
And of course, Half Baked with Dave Chappelle
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OMG, I loved that movie. Pineapple Express was good too:)...and Dude, Where's my Car? wasn't bad...and, like, that Woody Allen movie...Everything You Ever Wanted to Know...?
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:55am.
And gotta love Towelie!!!
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I don't know what's goin' on
Seriously, Phelps, why'd ya have to get yer picture taken tokin
there are too many squares out there
That's how i roll
Team Reefer Madness, that's all...
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devilgirl: Yeesh! I hope they find someone else to mess with, too.
Lots of cops are sick fucks on a power trip (I know, not ALL of them are like that).
When my sister and I were little, my parents were having some custody battle. My dad had us for the weekend and didn't return us home on Sunday. My poor mother was FRANTIC. She knew that my father wouldn't harm us, but she was still distraught. He brought us to his cop friend's house where we spent the night. When my mom went to his house, we weren't there and he wouldn't tell her where we were.
Of course my mom called the cops and reported us missing and all the cops knew where we were. They sent her home and told her to calm the fuck down. Those bastards stick together.
But what a sadistic fucking thing to do to a mother, huh?