Suri Is Over This Shit
People all across the world make the exact same face every time they look at Tommy Girl and his weepy ass robobeard. Suri speaks for us all with her standard "bitch, please" face. Suri also threw in a hint of "fuckery" face and just a dash of "not today" face. Basically, homegirl is thisclose to taking the razor out of her and cutting a bitch. When that day comes, I know she'll be ready for her gorgeous chola makeover.
It was probably Suri's day off and she already had plans to deep condition her hair and twitter a bit. But then the thetans in Stepford Katie started to itch, so the bitch had to go outside and she dragged Suri with her. This is not Suri's idea of a good time. Especially since that dumb bitch Katie made her walk some of the time! Katie is lucky Suri didn't clt+alt+delete her ass.
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Surly Cruise fits her to a t!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:12pm.
Suri is starting to resemble La Pequena.
blasphemy! take it back!
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I am sorry, but she does!
For such a young girl, she really has an impressive bitchface.
La Pequena is FREAKY, not EVIL. Madam s, Suri IS a little monster, don't waffle!
Katie is the only person in Rio wearing a sweater. Trust. Even Tommy boy has his around his shoulders, (for maximum douche-osity).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
One can only imagine what Suri will be like by the time her teenage hormones kick in.
"Mommmm, like seriously! Can't you do something about this?"
Katie: "Shut up, Suri, and drink you barley water."
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That kid seriously has one of the crappiest childhoods. She's out shopping and doing the pap walk with her mother several times a week. No child wants to be doing that. Never with other kids. Always in overly-precious little dresses and fussy shoes instead of getting down and dirty in comfy clothes and playing. Tom Cruise for a father. I mean this girl is screwed in so many ways it's not even funny, so yeah she looks like a crappy little brat but I suppose it's not her fault.
I think these photo ops are by arrangement with the paps, because you don't see any bodyguards around them. The photos seem fairly composed.
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The Cure: “A Forest”
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:13pm.
LOL! I am now going to call her Surly Cruise.
That Twitter isn't accurate. Shouldn't it say stuff like "Goo goo ga ga" and "I can't wait to escape this Xenu-blessed fuckery"?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:12pm.
Suri is starting to resemble La Pequena.
blasphemy! take it back!
i think she is a beautiful little girl.
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The McCanns Did It
devilgirl,
I was just thinking what a horrible little child monster Suri is, and then you had to go and put that positive spin on it...
That child scares the hell out of me.
Suri is starting to resemble La Pequena.
That little girl truly becoming Suri-bitchus.
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