Suri Is Over This Shit
People all across the world make the exact same face every time they look at Tommy Girl and his weepy ass robobeard. Suri speaks for us all with her standard "bitch, please" face. Suri also threw in a hint of "fuckery" face and just a dash of "not today" face. Basically, homegirl is thisclose to taking the razor out of her and cutting a bitch. When that day comes, I know she'll be ready for her gorgeous chola makeover.
It was probably Suri's day off and she already had plans to deep condition her hair and twitter a bit. But then the thetans in Stepford Katie started to itch, so the bitch had to go outside and she dragged Suri with her. This is not Suri's idea of a good time. Especially since that dumb bitch Katie made her walk some of the time! Katie is lucky Suri didn't clt+alt+delete her ass.
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I don't like the big oversized sunglasses...i don't think that they're flattering on anyone.
I love Suri! She is such a cute kid and she makes the funniest faces. She is going to have one hell of a tell all one day!
That's one miserable kid. And one miserable woman who has sold her soul.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:24pm.
Who puts Mary-Janes on a kid for the beach?
The person who wears a navy sweater on the beach! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:09pm.
Oh, please...please, Suri...please have a major tantrum complete with throwing yourself on the ground and screaming your ass off.
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Trust, that kid is medicated. Especially after the incident in NY when she bolted down the sidewalk away from the Stepford Hag.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:09pm.
Oh, please...please, Suri...please have a major tantrum complete with throwing yourself on the ground and screaming your ass off....You're THISCLOSE...THISCLOSE!!!
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...or Suri, the "strong woman" that she is, need to go upside a bitch's head! KICK SOME ROBOT ASS, SURI, YOU CAN DO IT...you're a "strong woman"....
anyone ever get the feeling that "strong woman" is robot code "help me I'm in hell" speak for "little bitch"? Anyone?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Who puts Mary-Janes on a kid for the beach? Have they never heard of flip-flops?
Gad, what must go on behind closed doors...*shiver*
I don't like this child.
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"Look outside your window. Do the clouds spell "Bitch, please." I think that's a personal message from God to Nadya."
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:02pm.
On the other hand, if your mate was Tom Cruise, (and you were a female), wouldn't you be cold?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh, please...please, Suri...please have a major tantrum complete with throwing yourself on the ground and screaming your ass off....You're THISCLOSE...THISCLOSE!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Surly is the female Damian! Katie is her familiar.
G'nite ladies and germs, Fringe is on shortly and I can't miss a minute.
Submitted by zomay: "She must be hiding bruises. Probably on her back or arms. Makes sense to me. If she goes bare on wed. she will use makeup to cover it up. Cruise keeps a close eye."
Oh shit. Never occurred to me, but it does make sense.
It must suck not to be able to walk on the beach with your child without causing a commotion....
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Look, you may be into something, 'cause nobody in their right mind would wear a fucking cardigan in a beach in Rio. February is summer for us, it's a RIDICULOUSLY hot month.
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
That picture is classic!
Suri speaks for us all with her standard "bitch, please" face. Suri also threw in a hint of "fuckery" face and just a dash of "not today" face
I love this site! Cracks me up every time!
hershey kisses? oh tigerlily you're the limit!
*gently brushes out bloody matted fur*
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Fucking_Classy, I really don't know. But Katie likes to wear heavy clothing in the summertime in NYC and Rio. Could explain some odd choices.
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Lmao: adorable
Man, that is quite possibly the most beautiful child I have ever seen.
And her "bitch, please" face just endeared me to her forever and ever.
She's over it because she wants her real daddy, Chris Klein.
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lmao That pic is so cute. I like her attitude.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:43pm.
She must be hiding bruises. Probably on her back or arms. Makes sense to me. If she goes bare on wed. she will use makeup to cover it up. Cruise keeps a close eye.
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Jesus, do you think he hits her?
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:41pm.
I can't think of who, but I remember some mom telling me that her kid (also an only child) hated the beach. Hated sand, salt water, the whole shebang. Sad...
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No shit, right? I'm an only child too, but I only started hating the beach once I hit 18!! Going to the beach is fun, especially here in Brazil, with so many gorgeous beaches to choose from. Suri is sure missing out.
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
She must be hiding bruises. Probably on her back or arms. Makes sense to me. If she goes bare on wed. she will use makeup to cover it up. Cruise keeps a close eye.
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Submitted by HollyG : "Ok I just noticed this: they can't put her in a fucking swimsuit and let the kid play on the beach?!!? It's official, Suri Cruise leads the shittiest rich kid life ever."
No kidding. My kids would KILL me if they set foot on a beach and weren't going in the water. One Thanksgiving we stopped at a beach in East Hampton because I wanted to pick some bittersweet to make wreaths. It was very cold and the first thing my daughter did was run to the water. We stopped her just in time. Beach = FUN. For most kids.
I can't think of who, but I remember some mom telling me that her kid (also an only child) hated the beach. Hated sand, salt water, the whole shebang. Sad...
That's it. I'm having ice cream for dinner.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:36pm.
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But now, she has boobs. I mean, yeah, she ain't STACKED or anything, but before she had NOTHING, nada, zilch, zip, zero, I mean, not even Hershey's kisses. Now she's sporting at respectable B cup at least...I think she had her boobies done! Hmmmm...maybe to fool peeps into thinking TommyGirl was NOT trynta turn his KatEbot into a "Kurtbot" She's going for a more feminine look for the duration of her beardom?....Next thing you know, she will grow out that HORRIBLE haircut...Just watch. Oh yes TommyGirl, we buy you like tits and women in general! We always have and always will...
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It's called a wonderbra. I should know, since I'm also a proud member of the Itty Bitty Titty Club. I wear those whenever I need to "fill" some dresses.
"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:36pm.
Sorry - I misread your comment. I thought you were saying her breasts had decreased in size.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:25pm.
I just want to shake the shit out of Katie. Why would she hand over the entire control of her being to some little cult-whipped midget? She clearly isn't allowed to have friends. I've never, ever seen her with anyone other than Tom or Suri, and now the kid isn't allowed friends. And don't they both look so happy about it.
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As usual, you're 110% right. No money is worth the kind of shit Katie has to go through. She was such a hottie a few years ago, it's a shame. Tom just about sucked every drop of her soul and dignity.
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:25pm.
Breast reduction! Tommy wanted her more boyish.
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But now, she has boobs. I mean, yeah, she ain't STACKED or anything, but before she had NOTHING, nada, zilch, zip, zero, I mean, not even Hershey's kisses. Now she's sporting at respectable B cup at least...I think she had her boobies done! Hmmmm...maybe to fool peeps into thinking TommyGirl was NOT trynta turn his KatEbot into a "Kurtbot" She's going for a more feminine look for the duration of her beardom?....Next thing you know, she will grow out that HORRIBLE haircut...Just watch. Oh yes TommyGirl, we buy you like tits and women in general! We always have and always will...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ok I just noticed this: they can't put her in a fucking swimsuit and let the kid play on the beach?!!? It's official, Suri Cruise leads the shittiest rich kid life ever.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Deb on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:30pm.
Come on, zomay! You mean you don't wear a dark, heat attracting sweater in high summer on the beach?
Seriously, Katie couldn't find her navy shorts, and she HAD to be matchy with Suri.God forbid you and the kid don't coordinate your outfits!
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Hi Deb! So they are in Rio? Is it summer there? That is some amazing mind over matter. Black sweater on a hot beach day. I thought for a minute they might be in Cape Cod.
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:31pm.
Why are they in brasil? Cheap plastic surgery maybe?
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I think they went there for The Boys From Brazil. Or at least Tommy did.
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Are they STILL here in Brazil? Go the fuck away!
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"Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head."
The HAIR? It's beyond mom hair. I don't even know any moms who have hair like that. Back when I was a kid, the moms had hair like Katie's. But that was the 70s and shit.
Although I think the sweater on the beach is too much, I like Katie's outfit. And I love her sandals. Of course, the outfit would look more appropriate on someone older.
Who the fuck wears a sweater set and shorts to the beach in Rio? The kids looks exactly like Tom Cruise, so what gives?? IVF? or did they really have sex?
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:31pm.
I think Tommy's promoting "Valkyrie" down there.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I feel kinda bad for her. I have some of my fondest memories from goofy stuff I did as a little kid and Suri's childhood looks boring as hell. I'd be bored with it at my age now even.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Little Surly has the hair-do of a 50 year old.
They never had a coat or sweater on the kid in the dead of a New York winter, but thank god for the sweater on her in Rio!
Why are they in brasil? Cheap plastic surgery maybe?
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:22pm.
A sweater on the beach?
Come on, zomay! You mean you don't wear a dark, heat attracting sweater in high summer on the beach?
Seriously, Katie couldn't find her navy shorts, and she HAD to be matchy with Suri.God forbid you and the kid don't coordinate your outfits!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:25pm.
Breast reduction! Tommy wanted her more boyish.
what a sad little life suri leads...hence the bitchface...
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Submitted by Poppus on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:21pm.
Surly Cruise...that is awesome.
And isn't Katie starting to resemble Peggy Hill??
THAT was a good one! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ok, what is the deal with Katie' boobs??? (I know, I know I'm obsessed). Ok, back in the Dawson's Creek days, she had a respectable rack, not some juicy ass tatas, but yeah, THEN she hooks up with Tommy Girl and is flatter than Nicole Kidman before she hit puberty. Now that shit BARELY changed after Suri, but now she's back to having a respectable rack...which she needs cuz she kinda thick in the legs, not too much just kinda...So, boob job? And if so, she sure as hell didn't go to Posh's plastic surgeon cuz they look real. HOWEVER, Tommy Girl wanting Katie to have BEEEEEWBS???? I can't see it. So I ask again, what it the deal with Katie's boobs????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I just want to shake the shit out of Katie. Why would she hand over the entire control of her being to some little cult-whipped midget? She clearly isn't allowed to have friends. I've never, ever seen her with anyone other than Tom or Suri, and now the kid isn't allowed friends. And don't they both look so happy about it.
All Hail, Queen Suri.
I'm over it too, hunny. Less go get sum ice cream:)
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Can't anyone call child services about this shit?
I'm so sick of seeing these people. Xenu needs to stick them on the next DC-8 out of Teegeeack.
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A sweater on the beach?
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Surly Cruise...that is awesome.
And isn't Katie starting to resemble Peggy Hill??