Suri Is Over This Shit
People all across the world make the exact same face every time they look at Tommy Girl and his weepy ass robobeard. Suri speaks for us all with her standard "bitch, please" face. Suri also threw in a hint of "fuckery" face and just a dash of "not today" face. Basically, homegirl is thisclose to taking the razor out of her and cutting a bitch. When that day comes, I know she'll be ready for her gorgeous chola makeover.
It was probably Suri's day off and she already had plans to deep condition her hair and twitter a bit. But then the thetans in Stepford Katie started to itch, so the bitch had to go outside and she dragged Suri with her. This is not Suri's idea of a good time. Especially since that dumb bitch Katie made her walk some of the time! Katie is lucky Suri didn't clt+alt+delete her ass.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:40pm.
Yeah, mostly guys insofar as the tourists were concerned. If I had to classify, I'd say turkey, mostly.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:39pm.
MAH BOO interviewed the President!
It was awesome, Mah Boo was ADORABLE!
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So adorable! I didn't see that but I do know that every time I see a picture I have to stop myself from doing something drastic.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I VOTE FOR EVENING UPDATES OF THE OPEN POST! THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HE's DONE! HE UPDATES THE OPEN POST TO THE TOP! DO YOU HEAR ME, INTERNET GOD? SHAUNA? PHOEBE?! FIX THIS SHIT!
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hard day schmoopee?
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Did someone say "Sausage Fest"?
I'm in! Where's it at?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Mike
Sausage fest?
Does that mean all men, and what kind of sausage? Turkey, tofurkey, english breakfast, bavarian...?
inquiring minds want to know.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:22pm.
Go with 5 women. I noticed nothing else.
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Hahahaha! I was gonna say, we pretty much talked your ear off and dragged you all over Vegas.
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I'm about to commit some crime on a bitch! ~Molotov Cocktease
angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:37pm
I think that's why he was posting them late in the day but the demand for Open Posting seemed to have rescheduled his programming......
MAH BOO interviewed the President!
It was awesome, Mah Boo was ADORABLE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:22pm.
Speaking of gay porn, my flight back from Vegas had all male stewardesses. Bom chicka dry heave.
Wasn't that pretty much the case during your time in Vegas itself? Every time I've been (thankfully only twice), it's been a sausage fest.
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Go with 5 women. I noticed nothing else.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:34pm.
Uh oh, seems a certain little robot-o-tot needs their hard drive cleaned......
So, off topic, the open post thread is now on page 2,
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I VOTE FOR EVENING UPDATES OF THE OPEN POST! THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HE's DONE! HE UPDATES THE OPEN POST TO THE TOP! DO YOU HEAR ME, INTERNET GOD? SHAUNA? PHOEBE?! FIX THIS SHIT!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Suri SO needs to marry Rocco, who will turn out to be the COOLEST filmmaker in all the land and she'll be all goth and this distant 'go fuck yourself' dark actress....and they'll have these babies and name them Sarah and Jane and be all secretive and shit and then you'll find out they do all this fucking crazy shit like have barbecues and take the kids to see the Nutcracker, and fairs, and waterslides...you know, all this crazy-ass shit that's not Disney related. It'll be crazy, man.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Uh oh, seems a certain little robot-o-tot needs their hard drive cleaned......
So, off topic, the open post thread is now on page 2, the cover of STAR magazine has the late breaking story that Jen has met the twins!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Katey got some big ole' stompy legs.
Submitted by sexymixer81 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:00pm.
It must suck not to be able to walk on the beach with your child without causing a commotion....
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Puh-lease! This ass clown probably called the paps and told them they would be there.
Mommy PLEASE tell those flashy light men to FUCK OFF! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
You know it's bad when not even Suri is buying this shamarriage.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:22pm.
Speaking of gay porn, my flight back from Vegas had all male stewardesses. Bom chicka dry heave.
Wasn't that pretty much the case during your time in Vegas itself? Every time I've been (thankfully only twice), it's been a sausage fest.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:25pm.
I think Travolta was butt pilot.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
That is some mega side-eye delux Suri is serving her moms.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
Speaking of gay porn, my flight back from Vegas had all male stewardesses. Bom chicka dry heave.
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You sure TommyGirl or Gayvolta weren't on that flight?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:20pm.
Speaking of gay porn, my flight back from Vegas had all male stewardesses. Bom chicka dry heave.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:57pm.
I'm pretty sure they eat field mice and shit. Ever see the miniseries "V"? Just like that.
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Or, kinda like Lil' Bunny Foofoo...with A FREAKIN' FORKED ALIEN TONGUE...
Amember lil' bunny foo foo?
Lil' bunny foo foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the feild mice and bopping them on the head...
Down, Down, Down came the good fairy and said,
Lil' bunny foo foo I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head...
Ok, this is starting to sound like gay porn to me....I'll quit now, cuz I'm kinda getting turned on too...*hanging tiger head in shame*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Suri is super cute but for some weird reason her cuteness is declining , like kate .
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Suri is pissed cause stepford Katie blames farts on her.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:57pm.
I'm pretty sure they eat field mice and shit. Ever see the miniseries "V"? Just like that.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Real or not, Suri is the cutest Hollywood baby.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:34pm.
They should have a contest to see who can smile the least.
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No kidding! Katie looks down right lizardesque in the main pic, like bitch is gonna pitch a forked tongue out into the crowd and snatch up a pap to swallow whole in a nanosecond, then use said tongue to wipe her own eyeball clean! EAAAAP!
Ima skeeerd of Katielizardbot and her creepy kidbot too, TV...hold me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She is too cute!
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
She is so freakin' adorable.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:34pm.
They should have a contest to see who can smile the least.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:21pm.
Oh my...oh my god...she can fucking walk?
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Yes, Tommy Girl reprogrammed her...Isn't the new microchip just darling? *sigh*....We are talking about Katie, right? Oh, the kidbot is cute too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh my...oh my god...she can fucking walk?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
she's adorable!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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MK, we don't care about these things. Find an exciting new topic, like, um, I dunno, lightning bugs.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
When is Suri going to join the Brangelina army? That would be a truly glorious day. Maddox probably dreams about getting her swat style.
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Please tell me those god-awful wide-legged pleated shorts are NOT coming back in style. Please.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:52pm.
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So much for doing Mommy and daughter shit..those two are not in sync with each other..at all!
*muttering* I think Katie's been dipping in Suri's barley water adding a cup or two of vodka just to get herself through the day.
*handing TL zoo keeper's other leg smothered in gravy with entrails* Enjoy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
There is no greater predictor for a future tell all book than the wearing of Mommy and Me outfits.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
i'm just surprised MK didn't point out the background chichis in thumbnail 8.
Leave them alone!!!C'mon,they were the cuttest couple we ever have here in Rio.Tom was adorable with everybody,including a homeless.Suri was all smiles in Urca's beach.Katie is a very smooth kinda girl.
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Jeer away.
I can't stand to look at photos of this girl. The sight of her makes me feel so depressed. She just looks like the saddest person on earth. Her fashion sense is horrific. Why can't she wear a real COLOR? Something with LIFE in it! Her hair is awful. I just do not get it.
And no amount of money or fame would be worth it to put up with people taking your pic and staring at you like you are a fucking Big Foot or something. I treasure my NORMALCY way too much.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:26pm.
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I'd be kicking & screaming if I had to keep walking in shoes filled with fucking sand!! I'm wondering if she's wearing one of Mommy's new designer dresses. What misery!
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And is this all because Katiebot doesn't want to be photographed in a bathing suit? I mean, it's weird. Ok, I'll give the benefit of the doubt where Suri and Katie were sight seeing or shopping or something and Suri wanted to go to the beach and Katie said, "Well, Ok, we can go but we don't have our bathing suits on, so we can only walk on the beach, not swim or play in the sand"...But Katie's outfit (minus the inexplicable sweater) seems beachy where as Suri is "dressed"...It's weird. Then again, they let that spoiled brat do and wear anything she wants because she's a "strong woman"...Whatevs....That child is going to grow up to be a ROYAL bitch.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Isn't suri actually the child of katie's ex? I remember seeing a blind item on that
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omg if Suri had a twitter that would be the funniest shit ever.
"Oh no this bitch did not just buy me another pair of Mary Janes. Bitch SWEARS she's a Posh Spice fashion icon or some shit! -30 seconds ago from mobile"
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:39pm.
I don't like the big oversized sunglasses...i don't think that they're flattering on anyone.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:26pm.
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I'd be kicking & screaming if I had to keep walking in shoes filled with fucking sand!! I'm wondering if she's wearing one of Mommy's new designer dresses. What misery!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
poor suri is in desperate need of creche time!
Katie looks like Roach from The People Under the Stairs
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Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:26pm.
Trust, that kid is medicated. Especially after the incident in NY when she bolted down the sidewalk away from the Stepford Hag.
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So thaaaaaat's what's in the barley water...and I wonder if Katie knows it.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008