There's Only One Way To Settle This
Faye Dunaway better be taking off her jewelry and greasing up her face, because this shit has begun. Last week, Faye was asked what she thought about Hilary Duff starring in a remake of Bonnie and Clyde. Faye bitch punched that dumb dumb Duff in the big teefs when she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?'' Buuuuurned by the evil Selena!
Instead of keeping her fat teeth shut, Hilary just had to respond. She told E!'s Daily 10, "I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don't even know who she is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too. It's not really like taken off of the movie, it's taken off the true story of Bonnie and Clyde. So the movie was adjusted slightly by how they wanted to do it and this is kind of like the true events of how everything went down."
First of all, Hilary Duff has fans? Second of all, Hilary is going to look like the boil on my ass when she's Faye's age, so she needs to shut the fuck up about that shit. Don't fuck with Faye!
And I was about to ask you bitches to pull out the kiddie pool filled with oil, but I figured none of us want to see Faye or Hilary greased up in gold sequined bikinis. So an oil wrestling match is out of the question. But there's another way we can settle this. After staring at their jumbo Chiclet teeth for a few minutes, the answer came to me: corn eating contest! We'll throw an ear of corn in the middle of them and the first bitch to chew her way to the middle wins this war!
I'll bet my porn-subscription money that Faye will win that shit. After a few seconds, that bitch will stop chewing and beat down Hilary with a wire hanger instead.
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the 60s version is a classic---but a totally unreal one...the new version will have ZERO TO DO WITH REALITY...that's how modern movies are.
the real bonnie parker was butt ugly, so hillary duff is perfect for the role.
hopefully, the producer, director, stars of this unneeded remake will all die horrible deaths.
hillary duff, especially, should be raped to death by a horse.
that horse needs to go suck on grass
That remake is gonna suck big time!
OH! BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN! That made me laugh. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Hilary Duff, but I agree with Faye. She is not really that great of an actress. Athough, the movie is gonna suck anyway because, 1) it is a remake, 2) they cast Hilary Duff and 3) they cast Kevin Zegers who is wrong for the part......
Mr. Haven I wish you all of the best of luck and success!! As the original Bonnie and Clyde movie is one of my favorites. Faye and Warren actually to many are Bonnie and Clyde and to see something like Hillary and her fat Duff portray a roll that was played masterfully by a woman of such style, grace and talent is just a slap in the face of anyone who has any concept of what acting is.
Faye has done many incredible movies. Such as that of Bonnie and Clyde but also the Steve McQueen original make of The Thomas Crown Affair later to be ruined as a floppy remake.
How sad that we have to be tormented with the imbeciles and no talents of motion pictures today. I am a addict of the Turner Movie Classics Channel. Those were actors and actresses. They not only could act but they had to know how to sing, dance, many also had musical talents beyond belief, and almost all did their own stunts. Those were actors. Starting with Norma Shearer, Claudette Colbert, Bette Davis, Cary grant, Clark Gable, James Cagney and Bogart, Edward G. Robinson, Gloria Swanson, William Holden, Barbara Stanwitch. I could go on and on. ACTORS. Now we are tormented with remakes of classic films but if they want to remake the films please select a class of actors who don't make you nod, yawn and snooze 15 minutes into the movie. Look at films like 12 angry men or The Women. Which has been remade and with a very disturbing cast and a horrific rendition of one of the greatest movies made for that era. Pictures were sensational and so were the actors in them. They made them the art they still are today. Mr. Haven I wish you had a chance to show your capabilities but for that you would need a leading lady who could act.
Acting is not just white teeth, hair extensions and implants oh and gold sequenced bikinis. I see Hillary has a weight problem too....is she overweight or skinny this season? With her you never can tell.
YAWNING!!!!!!!
Mr. Haven the best to you. Your a man of style, and obvious taste and you know Ms. Duff is not the choice for Bonnie. She will be the only thing to make the movie a flop. Unfortunately not fair to those in the film who have the acting capacity to make it a possible success as the original film. Maybe she will lose a cap and not be able to fulfill her contract and do us all a favor and go away quietly.
Hillary when someone says your a shoddy actress the thing to have done would be to gracefully defend that statement with facts, elegance and class and some maturity not to come back with the childish high school nonsense and pick on her age -her looks and state that she is just jealous of you. There is nothing that Faye would have to be jealous of not to mention that as I said before your not worthy of picking the nibblets out of her doo doo. So try to have some maturity and defend yourself with facts of how incorrect her statements were regarding your inadequacy as a actress because what you did was make yourself look like a small minded mental midget and childish clown that you have tormented the public with.
Hillary Duff a Wanna be, who will never be.
Faye is right. Bonnie is a plum role for a REAL Actress, not a tv twat with pickett veneers.
Say nothing about this, it's a secret, as in Mum's the word on tonight's surprise party. This expression dates from about 1700, but mum, meaning "silence," is much older. In 2 Henry VI (1:2) Shakespeare wrote, "Seal up your lips, and give no words but mum."
If Hilary kept her mouth shut, she would've made Faye Dunaway look like a grumpy old bitch. Now I'm team Dunaway.
Hillary u are a worthless clown. Who the hell are you any how?? Faye was hot and trust me she at least could act. Many Many movies. Many!
By the way Hil.......even as she looks today you are still not worthy of picking the nibblets out of her poop.
Any one who makes fun of a person for being old is a piece of crap and you will be there one day too. In fact she looks better than you do even older. Wait until you get there. You look like doo already. Maybe someday the public will know who you even are.
Faye kick that fat Hilary's Duff!
Wow, calling older people about how they look IS unnecessary.
See how you look when you're Faye's age.
I'm betting on Faye's awesome attack.
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Oh shit, I hope Faye retaliates, violently. How dare she, Faye is true movie star.
Hilary is a tired Disney star whose thunder has been stolen by the latest batch of Disney sluts. She has NO fans since adults DON'T listen to her music or watch her movies. She thinks because she put a scorpion in her crotch in War, Inc it means people will start taking her more seriously as an actress. Sorry, Hilary, in order for people to take you seriously as an actress, you must be able to act. You cannot.
If when you get to Faye's age you are still remembered (I doubt it), then you can talk. Right now you're struggling to stay relevant and tomorrow--like 10 years--you're gone.
Also Hilary, you'll be lucky if when you're 68 you look like Faye. You and your damn horse teeth.
Let's get all these no-talent Disney sluts and dumb them off in the ocean somewhere.
Un-fucking-believable!
How rude, trashy and idiotic Duff is.
Honestly, until now I never had anything against her, but this is inexcusable.
First, Faye was absolutely right, Duff is NOT a real actress, she is a 'Paris Hilton kind of known-for-being-known celebrity', cute yet untalented former teen star.
She is a fucking actressette!
Faye wasn't being all that rude, it may have came out wrong, but the general idea is there- Duff is not a (good) actress, not Oscar material, not an artist. Period.
Second, the response... Jesus... Where should I start? "My fans", "to go see the movie", "don't know who she is"... mwahahaha! It never stops...
And what is that "I might be mad if I looked like that now too" shit? Like what? Old?! Good?
And the "now" bugs me as well- she means now as in this point in time OR now as in her years, cause that would explain if she is either dumb OR shallow?
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Is it just me or do they look almost exactly alike? that is freaky ...Hilary in 2030
I had no idea how trashy Hillary was.
Duff's retort was ad hominem, irrelevant--didn't address Faye's actual complaint about Duff as an actress, which was bold and snarky, but nonetheless, very obviously true.
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Wow, I can't believe this no talent having bitch said that. Hilary, nobody wants to look like you, act like you or "sing" (and I use that term loosely here) like you - get over yourself.
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Alot of these legendary old gaurd stars resent the new, younger Holywood, and with Good reason. Hollywood used to be a structured system. Talent was much more important than it is now, If you had good looks, they'd notice, but if you were an amature in talent, than they'd make you take classes in acting, singing, dancing, elocution, etc. I can understand why the oldtime stars feel resentment. They really had to work hard, Acting was a Job, you were famous because people liked your work (as well as looks for the good looking stars), It wasn't for nothing!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:50pm.
James Haven is thisclose to getting the role of Clyde!! Finally James Haven can reveal his acting chops to the world! or at least a small town in Iowa cause you know this shit is going straight to video because of Hilary Duff!
Yes! You read right. James Haven is not pleased with the choice of Hil as Bonnie. James Haven was hoping to work side by side with that hottie from Gossip Girl and really looking forward to a love scene or two!
And the nerve of Hil to speak ill of Miss Faye Dunaway! Have no fear bitches. James Haven went straight to the director to voice his contempt for the vile words Ms. Duff vented at Faye. The director replied "Who the hell are you? and if you don't get outta my face I'm calling Security". No worries he will be sorry he spoke that way to James Haven when James Haven steps up to accept his "statue".
Next, James Haven phoned Miss Dunaway and told her how unhappy he was with Ms. Duff. She invited James Haven to lunch to plot revenge! James Haven will keep you bitches posted but remember: Mums the word! Does anyone really know what that means? "Mums the word"? Perhaps James Haven will pose this question on the open forum.
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James, you and Faye need to go out and beat people who do you wrong, Like Hillary duff, and especially Brad, with some wire coat hangers!!!!
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I think Faye looks good for her age, and you're right Hilary took up for herself, but she isn't a real actor and she didn't have to jab at the way Faye looks now! Faye is a better actress than Hilary could ever imagine to be.
Submitted by Danklin on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 11:20am.
Wow, the poster of this blog wouldnt want to see Hilary duff in a gold bikini and greased up??
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Wow, the poster of this blog wouldnt want to see Hilary duff in a gold bikini and greased up?? Have you seen her lately? I'm guessing not since you still assume she has huge horse teeth. FYI, she's hot again, like WAY hot. Use google sometime, Its your friend. Either that or you're just gay. Hilary stood up for herself here, that old hag was a bitch. That was completely unnecessary.
Teenager mentality..... "good for Duff for giving as good as she got" . Ever hear of turning the other cheek? Especially in this business, she should've kept her young trap shut.
Faye knows exactly what she's talking about. She has probably never even heard of Duff and that's why she said they should've gotten a real actress. She probably meant "a better known" actress or atleast an actress with skills.
Duff has only come off as a cocky self righteous arrogant bitch. You don't tango with someone superior, an icon, a legend. You learn to humble yourself to it. Duff is wet behind the ears - she would be lucky to have someone like Faye show her how it's done.
Uh-uh. Faye started this shit. She showed ZERO class by her snarky ass comment about Duff not being a real actress. Know this -- there is NO circumstance that would have me watching Duff's crappy movies. And I love Faye Dunaway and always have.
But Faye should have kept her mouth shut. There was NO call for being so insulting to Duff.
Good for Duff for giving as good as she got.
I think its hilarious that someone as insignificant as Hillary Duff would comment negatively on a star like Faye Dunaway.
Hilary Duff just put down Faye Dunaway and said no one will know who she is? Are you effing kidding me? Obviously she doesn't know who she's messing with.
Faye Dunaway will never let Hilary be great!
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Hilary Duff needs PR help. Faye's comment was unkind and wrong, but Hilary could have scored some points if she said something like, "The original 'Bonnie and Clyde' is undeniably a classic; what we're doing here is a different approach. I hope to earn Faye's respect through my portrayal. As a young actress, I'd definitely love to hear her suggestions for improvement."
And boom, she'd make Faye look like an old meanie and send a signal to directors that she's a mature, serious actress. Instead, she chose to remind us that her "fans" are ones left over from "Lizzie McGuire" and the theme song to "Laguna Beach." Not a good mental image. One imagines women in their 20s who still have Lizzie posters on the walls of their sad, pale pink childhood bedrooms that they still inhabit as adults.
Duff is just pissed off that Faye said what everyone else was thinking!! Her snarkiness won't get her real far. Faye is a legend. Duff is trying to climb a ladder but unfortunately she will never reach the top! How juvenile to pick on Faye's age by saying most of Duffs fans don't even know her - and picking on her looks! What a fang. WOW, talk about showing your true shallow colors!. A bunch of teeny boppers are her fan base. They wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in the face. I guess she better HOLD onto her looks!
Faye may have started it, but she's paid her dues and has every right to point out the obvious! It's not like her career is gonna take a hit b/c of picking on Duff.
Dunaway is a legend.... Duff is still candidate for blip on the early 2000's radar.
Dayum these be some feisty beyotches!
Well, I blame Faye. She started it; she wasn't very gracious towards HD, even if she is a pretentious upstart, thinking she could go straight from Lizzie to Bonnie. Probably be expecting an Oscar, too.
HD's response, though, wasn't all that great. Someone get the girl a script, please! Or, better yet, MK as her publicist. Could you imagine? What a lost opportunity.
Your comment was spot on, MK - "don't fuck with ME, fellas!"...god, that woman was SUCH a bitch in that movie...LOVE IT!
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I'd like to add that Hilary Duff's response was absolutely tacky.
It's really fucking easy to go after someone's appearance...it takes creativity and intellect to go after character or intelligence, so the latter always deserves more respect.
Anyway, Faye Dunaway looks like a regular older woman. What's wrong with that?
Well...I'd be lying if I didn't say I agreed with Faye Dunaway, but she also "started it". If you open your mouth in public, expect to get a very public response back.
Hilay Duff just sort of exists to me. I don't like her, but she doesn't bother me.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 1:21am.
Team Duff! Just because an actress gets old and she thinks she is part of "classic cinema" does not give her the right to trash other people's career.
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Wouldn't Duff have to have a career first?
Anyhoo, here's where your wrong.
Faye's earned the right to call out a second rate try hard when she sees one. Duff has earned the right to STFU and take it.
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if you squint they kind of look alike so...
I need to know who are the people that will invest money in hillary duff and think they will make a profit. Is the madden boy's sopposed to be clyde. I need to write a script and let bozos give me millions of dollars for nonsense.
ARe they going to make like a gossip girl thing movie or a real movie
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Team Duff! Just because an actress gets old and she thinks she is part of "classic cinema" does not give her the right to trash other people's career. Dunaway is just mad that her career died after "Mommie Dearest".
Regardless of whether Duff can act, she could still be tactful. And I LOVE how women are ALWAYS trash talking other women.
Nice role model mommie dearest!
Dumb dumb needs to STFU, because stupid ass is decent at best when she opens her trap, and now she thinks she can act??? Give me a break!!
Word to the small minded idiot: Faye has more talent in her tiny little pinky than you will ever have, or hope to have in her life time.
She isnt an actress. They take anyone on the Disney and Nicelodeon tv channels. Acting is not the first prioirty there.
It needed to be said. All these wretched Disney whores are a plague on the so-called mature movie business. The "careers" need to die when they outgrow their Disney/Nickelodeon gig...why torture the public by casting them in anything other than kiddy crap when they cross the threshold into adulthood (speaking only biologically , in Horsey's case)? More accomplished actors need to start slamming these talentless whores, imo.
Hilary better shut up cuz she gwan look EXACTLY like that soon enuff. I can't believe she said that. I wanna find her in Yorkville, make out with her Canadian boyfriend, stomp on her foot and walk away.
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Where the hell is Mommie Dearest with those damn wire hangers for Hilary?
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come over and help us bashing this disgrace of a movie.
oh daaaaaaammmnnn. duff better sleep with one eye open. what kind of dumb slut insults MISS FAYE. she's an icon.
And I totally agree with Deb, she's completely out of her league.
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EeeK!!! No this bitch did not. Hilary is only 21 and already looks to be in her late 30's by the time she's actual Faye's age she'll look like an old prune with beaver teef (yes I said teef) sticking out. This bitch got nerve..shit I'll give her that.
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